WWYD Green Goblin

What would you do?

Positive we've had this thread at least twice already.

Post pictures of me cucking Spiderman's girlfriends that he always falls out with, and put my jizz in Aunt May's Cookies when he's not looking whilst doing my Spiderman animated cartoon Crazy Osbourne voice.

Also, I totally get the gobbo formula, get ripped, and use it to fuck kids, because super powers + Paedophilia is the way to go.

My goal in life is to create a batshit insane goblin harem, then get to the next level and go Demogoblin, so I'm some fucking dungeons and dragons high speed explosive goblin rape speed motherfucker.

Fuck Gwen Stacy.

Also, fuck someone on the Goblin Glider, because it's like the Airbourne version of a Skateboard, and I fucking loved it in the Spiderman Movie 1 PS2 Game, even though you played as Harry.

Sing Aladin's A whole new world whilst I do it.

I'd definitely wear it to a ComicCon or Animecon. maybe go to a Gym or a nearby park and freak out bystanders

And then fly over the city with the glider and jerk my muscled goblin self off

i would probably go home and play video games

I'd go around town making this noise all. day. long.

Guy talking on the cellphone? I'd pull up next to him and just idle right in his ear. A couple sharing an intimate evening? I'd go in real low and loud, flying off for just long enough for them think I left only to circle back and do it all over again. Families getting out of church? I'd drag down the street real slow, the buildings echoing the sound of my engines as I maintain eye contact with them the entire time.

I wouldn't even steal anything. I'd become a menace through this alone.

I'd DO THE DEW

Fly over NYC and take videos and selfies just for myself. Maybe even spy on people for no real reason and steal small bills from ATMs every now and then. Ideally the only thing I'd use the costume at all is for cosplay photos, because an extravagant costume attracts the wrong kind of attention.

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What do you mean by that, user?

If trouble comes my way because of my antics, I'd rather it'd not be because I was asking for it by dressing up as the Green Goblin of all people. The only rationalization for it would be because it's fucking ridiculous and most people probably wouldn't believe it offhand if I was smart about it.

I'll tell you what I won't do:

Ever take it off

But then again nobody would realize it's you because you're wearing a costume, that's the whole point.

Besides, given the plausability. everyone else would believe that you're just a jacked up dude rocking a Green Goblin cosplay instead of being the real deal. Unless of course if somebody else found out you had the Goblin suit.

Fly around until I get bored and then go home.

I fly around downtown with only the mask on, shitting as I scream past public parks and bus stops, pooping directly onto people's heads.

I would make Goblin porn.

How would you get Maisie Williams to cooperate?

No, Maisie would make Raven porn.

Fuck I didn't know she was that hot. How did her tits get that big?

I call it the Christina Ricci effect.

2nd pic's not Maisie.

She's some Homestuck-cosplayer who used to post lewds from her now-defunct "toradoki" Tumblr page. You can still find her old pics by searching for her old blog name. I don't remember exactly why, but, she took it down either because of people thinking she's Maisie or because she posted lewd cosplays while underage. Her new Tumblr is "godtier-rose".

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But Christina Ricci is always hot - what are you talking about?

I mean one day she's the creepy little girl, then BAM! and she's the creepy smokin' hot girl.

Why only the mask on?

Fly around jerking off, pop balloons before Spider-Dork can recover them, menace people by presence alone, flip the pizzas.

IIRC, some of the other leaked lewds of Maisie are legit, though, so your reality is not that far fetched.

To protect my identity, of course.

Take electrical engineering courses so I could fix the mask which activates all my other powers in case it got broken.

What's the deal with so many anons flying and jerking off?