DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

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Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

Maybe this will be a Johnny Cash situation and Stan will follow soon.

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

Stan has finally absorbed his wife's life energy to maintain his unholy existence

WILL NOTHING STOP HIM

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

The pair, who met when the Marvel boss was supposed to take her friend on a date
Jesus Christ, has Stan Lee ever done anything in a moral way?

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

:^)
what a shitshow
books.google.com/books?id=NZytPoMbVioC&pg=PA66

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

That running joke is shit and so are you

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Last part is cute as hell, though.

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

she was going to get a divorce
used goods
having second thoughts about marrying him
3DPD not even once.

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

Was Joan even that bad? I can barely even recall a time she has come up in my years of browsing Holla Forums.
Bit cold hearted to wish someone's wife dead, even for this place.

And on the topic of wishing people dead, I think Stan dying might actually be a boost for Marvel and make everyone celebrate all the ideas he stole from others.

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

Stan dying fixing Marvel
They will go full star wars and CGI his face everywhere. He will be a shining beacon of cancer

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

Bit cold hearted to wish someone's wife dead, even for this place.
Nobody wished her dead. She is dead, there's a difference

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Dude, the title of this thread is "ding dong, the witch is dead".
We are in EDGY TEEN MODE. We are crawling in our skin. Trenchcoat Mafia represent. Dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed. Pssh, nothing personnel, kid.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Jews
ever doing anything moral

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

"ding dong, the witch is dead"
Think about that sentence for a minute

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

Oh jesus, they will, won't they?
On the plus side, they'll churn out a shitload of silver age reprints for a quick buck, but after the first few Tumblrinas get them and warn off their friends, it'll end up in the remainder shops for pennies.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

OK.

Jesus Christ, the Lollipop Guild is behind this, aren't they?!

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

muh dik gets the best of the jew
somehow cute

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

if you thought Kirby masturbation was bad (not that I mind it) then Lee dying would be 100 times worse

Landon Young
Landon Young

Yeah, I have nothing against her.

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

OP as gay as he is, is saying this because she is the person who pushed him to stay in the comics industry.

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

It's quite likely. Generally old couples tend to die within six months of each other.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Joan a QT.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

She lived a long life.

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

UU
UU

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

The witch is not important. The demon known as Stan must pay for stealing the throne of Jack Kirby, Saint of Comics.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

I should've been greedier
This man truly is an all-consuming monster.

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Saint

KIRBY IS NOT "THE SAINT". KIRBY IS THE KING, AND THIS IS HOW HE DREW.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

Hello Stan.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

He drew like a true king. Yet Stan Lee is still getting all the credit and their wikipedia pages have even been edit to give Lee more credit and take credit from Kirby, making him come off as just a simple illustrator.

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

But then who would make all those obnoxious cameos? Excelsiorrrrrgghblrgh

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

greedier
Physically impossible.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Truly one of the best

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

(((Marvel)))
(((Kirby)))
(((Superheroes)))
(((The Big Two)))

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

dissin' the king
(((Simpsons)))
Wew kys lad

I just want to knock that smug grin right off his face.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

No joke. Disney has actually made a 3D model of his face to keep using in all of their marvel movies for all eternity. Literally a hack who never deserved jack got everything.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

a hack who never deserved jack
None of us deserved Jack. He was too good for this world.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

This is your King, stop worshiping that usurper!

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

Kirby
not a jew

What? Is this news to you? He was an old ghetto jew who grew up fighting and worked his fingers to the bone to become one of the most prolific comic artists all because he wanted his family well taken care of.

Franzetta
The King
The King of Comics

Get out of here with that shit. Franzetta was a great artist, but he didn't change the world like Kirby.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

He's just a summer faggot, report and ignore

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

Kriby is a good Jew, I'm tellin' ya! He changed the world!
No, you get the fuck outta here you fucking good goy.

Bite me.

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

Sure

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

comparing a great artist to another equally great artist
Frank was a truly great man, and can easily be considered a King of Comics as well. In fact, I happily called him so before his tragic death…

bite me
individuality is nonexistent! its da j00 hivemind at work!
still offers no real argument against Kirby who was pretty much apolitical in public
Stan Lee fits better with the typical merchant jew anyway, you blithering idiot. Greedy, lying, corrupt and selfish to the core. Kirby was never outspokenly political which is appreciated. Sure he was a liberal democrat (according to his daughter, as much as I hate to admit it) and was probably all manner of shit in private and likely had shit opinions on all manner of issues outside of his professional life (who can say?), but he never let it slip too blatantly into his works and he created stories that could be enjoyed by all when Stan Lee wasn't dragging him down.

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

I read somewhere, though I can't be sure about it's legitimacy, that when you're experiencing extreme grief, sadness or anger, a chemical gets released into the bloodstream that isn't terribly good for you, damaging your heart, and that's why it's called "heartache"; there's an actual pain in your heart.

3D model of his face AND voice synthesizers.

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

Posted on the official marvel channel

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Nuh Uh everybody is the same! Except /pol/ and how dare you lump our opinions together! They are varied and diverse!

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

AND voice synthesizers.
mfw even when he dies, that old greedy fuck will still be haunting us with a digital movie clone
May the legendary comic book writers have no mercy on his fucking shriveled soul.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

not bad

pointing out kirby is a jew
how new are you?

pic

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

I didn't think it was possible but this shit thread has gotten even shitter

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

They'll probably install a hologram Stan at the Disney parks.

Andrew King
Andrew King

ill report you to the ADL
Jew, please.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Kek

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

How long realistically before he goes next?

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

You can't kill that which has no soul.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

I think Stan dying might actually be a boost for Marvel and make everyone celebrate all the ideas he stole from others.

On the one hand, it would make Marvel money.

On the other hand, it might force the characters people actually give a rat's ass about back in the spotlight (instead of Minoriteam shit).

I suppose it's an inevitability, so we might as well see how much more bad than good happens.

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

user why are you writing everything in a text editor?

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

Because spacing triggers goons.

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

cucks her husband
cucks stan while cucking her husband
She's whore classic, she's just a skank pro.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

triggers goons
triggers

John White
John White

/somethingawful/index.html

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

Not /oven/index.html
For shame summer fag, for shame.

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

I'm no Summerfag, but your tendency to derail threads with irrelevant autism outs you as someone stupid enough to give some fag $10 so that you could post on a forum.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

$10 so that you could post on a forum.
not saging off topic shit
Summer boy, you don't have to reflect your own insecurities and mistakes on a random post on an image board. I bet that $10 dollars of yours went to good use in some way or fashion.

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

not saging off topic shit

As anyone who isn't either a goon or a summerfag would know, every board on Holla Forums that isn't /pol/ or /v/ is slow moving as fuck, so saging is irrelevant.

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

so saging is irrelevant

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

I sure hope you don't think shiggy diggy man absolves you of the fact that this thread would be at the top of the front page regardless of whether or not I did what you wanted.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

front page regardless of whether or not I did what you wanted.
implying I want every bump to be filled off topic garbage

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

You clearly do, that's why you're such an obnoxious faggot goon (a fact that you've never denied).

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

a fact that you've never denied
Hey you're the one sperging out, there's more rhyme and reason to accuse you than me.

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

You started a derail that you've done to numerous threads for no reason other than to express how much of a flaming homosexual you are. You still haven't denied it, Goon.

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

a flaming homosexual you are
Kid, school's out you know you can call people faggots without your parents knowing.

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

I already called you a faggot (>>891328)
, variety is the spice of life. But this dispute has gone on for too long and you've made it clear that you have no interest in admitting (or denying) to being a goon, so I'll leave you with some more synonyms that describe you:

Fag
Sodomite
Gay
Poofter
Assbandit
Fairy
Pansy

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

(>>891328)
that terrible linking
Here let me help you summer boy.

Poofter
googling insults just to copy and paste

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

You forgot,
Turf burglar
Cock commander
Dick fisherman
Fag Max, the chode warrior.
And my personal favorite, OP.

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

turf
Turd. Autocorrect sucks.

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

Autocorrect sucks
not deleting your posts and resubbing

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Le smug anime :3
Opinion discarded

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

Opinion discarded

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

wow I wish i could draw on my undies.

Stan has become the Mickey Mouse of Marvel

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

I don't know how to change my phone's settings.
FTFY

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