Crashing this plane…with no survivors!

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There he is. There he goes again. Look everyone, he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around? Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Holla Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Please someone change this pasta about posting Bane to be a pasta about reposting this pasta

I am lazy and lazy and on a phone

Thank you

F O R Y O U

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Why didn't Pavel just tell CIA that they were Bane and his men?

Why didn't Dumbledore send the petrified students to St. Mungo (the magical hospital) to be cured, where one would assume they had the potion to cure them?
Why didn't the Ministry of Magic send some detectives to investigate the attacks and provide security from further attacks?
Did the students who were petrified have to stay at Hogwarts during summer, since they missed out on nearly a semester of classes?

Lrn2copypasta dickhead, you gotta change things when necessary. He pays for 4chan gold on Holla Forums?

Get a load of this retard

These questions fuel like 50% of all Harry Potter fanfiction

CIA's flight plan with the Agency listed CIA, his men, Doctor Pavel there, but only one of you.
Bane (after getting himself caught), crashed the plane but had to leave his firend Juan Ovus behind.

This is because of the flight plan; the Agency expected one of them in the wreckage brother.
So on paper, if not in reality, the plane was indeed crashed with no survivors, as the number of bodies in the wreck matched the flight plan.
This was a part of Banes master plan, so the CIA would think Bane's compatriot and Dr. Pavel both dead and Banes plan a failure.
When in reality this could not be further from the truth, allowing Bane to smuggle Dr Pavel and the nuclear device into Gotham unmolested.

I like to interpret the plane scene is a damning indictment of modern beurocracies, but this is just one of many valid interpretations
Bravo Nolan