CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Chuunibyou 2autism5me

My head is a mess right now. But don't worry i will.

im awake now

just dont get caught doing it. there's only like 3 mods who go there and the few janitors are all into shooters like Arma or CS

ohayou

How? What is it?

its K because my avatar is game related

what should i do now?
:)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_anime_and_manga#Ch.C5.ABniby.C5.8D

Hello.

Also holy shit Ziggo waardeloze kutprovider geef me eens stabiel internet

have you been watching the wrong mememememememes?

armag/dayzg people used to hunt each other and post progress in thread. saying who they were going after and posting the loot they had.
streamsniping was the best too. rip stgggs

oh, well all good then fam.

make your bread and get somethin to eat!

hi chair rub guy
:D

i don't understand
what you are trying to tell me.

make bread?
get what to eat?

Kek. Slept well?

Oh It's the one with the eye patch gril

I was watching memes about dumb people and their dumb ideas and, without realizing it, became just as easily triggered as those idiots I'd been laughing at. It turns out I'm not as well as I thought I was.

Lol this is my thread

...

my brain is only half working LOL
make your bed!
and idk do you have you can make into something?

use then >>891642 then
when this one is kill please.
it hurts to see threads go to waste

Same

it was rough getting to sleep...
but i managed to do it. and get some releif and wake up alright, yeah :)

i sit on my bed, lol
yeah, i microwaved something ^_^

Sound really nice. I didn't get any sleep at all.

I like Drake and all but Rocky carries this one

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ah okay good. i should prob go get something to eat then sleep

She's considered a loli tho no?

how come?

what will you eat?

Kinda wanna gouge out my eyeballs

Dunno, seems like a funny animu.

same

idk probably cereal but i should make an omelette

Even if you managed the first you would never be able to take the second. Should go for both at the same time somehow.

me too tbh

I forgot the time and such.

They hurt
Fucking Luke kept me awake because he was making his banner

Tfw banner editing has been disabled for nearly a year now

do the omemelette du fromagge
it'll be worth

why didn't you try for more?

Chii was it a bns general?

Gouge them out and replace them with lasers!

Still want those bionic lenses tho

Meh i don't know. I just know if i went to bed now i wouldn't be able to sleep at night. But perhaps i should just say fuck it.

Huh, a pincer attack on your own eyes. That's interesting.

My eyes feel like they're on fire if I play vidya too late into the night.

y-yeah

Yeah but lasers and shooting death rays!

I swear if you are kyoppi

do you feel okay right now?

WHAT? do you know him?

Eh.

My head hurts.

Ur a death ray

Lol nah
I'm on the current thread though, it's pretty cringy

LMAO
my brain is half working so i dont think i really could

no shit sherlock

eh, kinda

Who are you quoting right now? :^)

There's a guy like that named Blanche in mhg

Fucking 5* nigga, one of the best hunters ever

It doesn't hurt to confirm you chimp

Farming bumble pumpkins is a fucking nightmare.

Class starting in 20mins
Still a mile away from campus

Fuck everything

we all arent, sucks man

man, you were REALLY close to who I am, not kyoppi but I always get mentioned with him

They are random
Are you doing hr now?

it is a sign.

your body wants something.

it's easy though.... o_o
do it.

Trying to hunt a high rank Rathalos after not playing for months is a fucking nightmare.

Wew lass

CUTE GRILL

no

Fuck the homing talons
Shit drives me off the wall

It wants sleep. But i can't do that till later.

i mean you should be able to run there in less than half the time so.. :^)

luka pls

...

LOL

No links because phone can't link shit it seems.

Grim: Yeah. I was farming s gore in kecha gear. But I made it to the city with the diva and shit. Maxed out the honey farm so I can make megas. Trying to get s magala first.

...

...

Bro
Don't cry when hr monsters fuck you up on your lr shaggy gear

Fuck the Seregios coming to kick its ass and being like, "Woah, hold on, is that a HUNTER? Fuck stealing Rath's girl, I got random acts of violence to commit!"

Grim: if I can beat g rank on mh3 in LR ludroth gunner gear I can do anything.

you won't allow yourself somethign healthy right now?
you postpone it for some special reason?

*hug*
all you do is crack an egg
on a frying pan
and wait.

E.Z.

cowboy bebop pls

yeah but like
i'd wanna add some ham to it tooooo
oh and i don't want to get my blood all over it lmao. it's gross but im okay with bleeding into the cereal then just eating/drinking it
there's something wrong with me

Yes because if i sleep now i will wake up at night not able to sleep anymore and i have stuff to do tomorrow.

Kawaii desune

Yeah but it's raining fuck that

I caught the bus tho

-doubt-

Fucking insane mta worker talking to himself behind me
Send help

Grim: if you say. I don't think you get how many hours I put into that game to get good enough to not have to use food armor

"SKREEEE THIS IS MY HOUSE"

Maybe you can get help from whoever he's tall ng to.

3u was the easiest game in the series c:

why would you be bleeding?

just grab da ham, and slice slice.

can you seriosly not do those simple cooking things right now? ._.

how is that even possible...

how important is the stuff?

don't even need a reason though~

nothing crazy about talking to yourself

He left :D

Notice I did not say 3u

Its work so pretty important i would say.

plz

It's crazy if it's out loud

Was it freedoms unite

You've clearly never played P3rd.

eat something or drink something to make yourself feel better
then, if you feel so much in pain. :\

Never skip breakfast
I feel like a zombie

yo tell the rain to come over here please.

i've been coughing up blood for like 15hours now and had a nose bleed for even longer

Luka pls

Grim. Did you feel targeted?~

Mostly. I used the crab armor there tho. Ludroth in 3 and zinogre in 3u.
3k hours or so in fu. 3k between the other two.

I haven't
Only 3u

not a chance

Its not bad, its just the tension i have. But i think i will grab something.

Tokai used to call me on my cellphone...

...

tell me why how that happened.

Not especially so, but it was a possibility I didn't want to ignore.

Easiest MH game by far.

h-hello ?

this makes you sound fat

are you in relaxed position now? in comfy clothes? breathing gently and deeply?

Surely two (You)'s must be sufficient?

i honestly do not know. i woke up with a nose bleed and like an hour later my mouth was full of blood.
oh and i've felt sick but eh its whatever.
long story short, i'm dying
gnight luka

goodnight, desy

Yes.

desy*

dyde what the FYCIKSIFBIGB:GV

I don't understand what you mean.

be more tolerent geez

...

i was in the same situation once.

I'm being stupid. Dont mind me

uhhhhhhhh

it was just a prank

don't die. ;~;

nini bebop

what's the next step? good food? tonsa liquids? funny youtube vids?

"I wasn't sexually assaulting her, I masturbated in the lobby and didn't wash my hands after."

THATS THE JOKE

Evangelion IRL

"I didn't ejaculate on her face: I jerked it while she was sedated, came in my hand, and rubbed it into her skin."

Right now i'm listening to music. I'll get to the food part soon.

ur funny

not with as adorable as you at least, sugar cakes

I wanna go back to sleeps but I know I shouldn't :c hbu ?

lol, there is simply no way out of that doc. sorry, but there was cum

your cum

explain it however you want

but there was cum.

then you'll feel better :)

why shouldnt you? sleep is always great, im pretty tired so probably gonna sleep soon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is almost worse to be honest. I mean sexual assault is one thing, but a doctor not washing his hands between interacting with his dick and interacting with a patient is just plain wrong.

are you fat?
g2b and i promise i'll play bns with you

Yeah, i will. Thank you.

Because it's already 9:30 ! I don't want to waste all day

one off of being dank af

fair enough lol

MERELY A PRANK

imma go to granma, bai

hehe thanks

yeah. Saul Goodman couldn't help you now.

laters bae!

-Severe Disapproval-

Stop targeting me D:

lol
you might when you start having responsibilities and shit
it'll fuck you up, no lie

What

Kinda wanna become a doctor and cummies on patients too

Dragon Head and Pink Caviar.

*hugs gently*

probably

Kinda wish I could get hugged gently

I am a strong hugger tho

like
the more I like a person, the tighter I squeeze

I wonder if anyone else does that

fucked*

she fucking SAW HIM DOING IT

Feelsgoodtogethuggedtightly

I want to raise a family of smelly neets and cook for them and wash them and shave them and make them all plump and fat and dress them up like santa claus and sell them for money

Ui does this
but with traps
he is the trapmother

isn't this an old story

I wish I was being hugged.

*Smiles lightly and returns it*

I wish I was being thugged.

ehugs
for
my
favorite
jew

/thugs ur xperia

no

he FURTHER SEDATED HER TO MAKE SURE HE GOT AWAY WITH IT

nope, brand spanking new

But they're all gross and underaged

just let it happen

are they?
I assumed they were all @least 18

but I remember reading it months ago

*hugs timidly*

*hug*

yay!
hopefully you recover in time for a gentle rest

desu, take this shit back to /lewd/

just get out

fuck right off and preferably OD and die

the DNA results came in 4 days ago

Yeah it happened Jan
I guess the case was updated 4 days ago

nytimes.com/2016/01/20/nyregion/er-doctor-at-mt-sinai-hospital-charged-with-sexual-abuse-of-2-patients.html?_r=0

Woah Erin
such hostility

c:

I'm pretty sure a large amount of them are 16-17

wow thats pretty messed up

I mean. At least he is taking these fucked up kids in where their families don't want them...right?

Hopefully.

wat r u learnin' ?

I know for a fact at least 2 families want them there but they just want to do drugs and suck dick

what else is on your mind?

jack shit
same realtor company project I was working on over the weekend
it's due tomorrow night
I have 2 exams tomorrow too
fucking shit luka

Send a swat team over

.

Boobies!

Stuff.... I prefer not to speak of them right now.

atleast some psoters like me ;~;

his disgusting little fantasies make me sick, if I saw him I would actually stamp his elbows and knees and cripple him for life.

this shit has no place here, fucking stand up for yourselves

neet this, cummies that, I saw my porn and am humiliated bla bla bla

just get him the fuck out already

Can I take you in and shave your tummy and make a dog from the hair

qxD!

Desu is a peice of trash

...

ISHYGDDT

>x

good morning archives

are you well rested

tiddies

/patpat

LOOOOOOL
he does that shit just to get a reaction tho
that's his way of fishing for attention
pls
he is a nice kid at heart

my fucking sides have reached escape velocity

I think so but I haven't drank this coffee yet.

tiddies

lord cooper approves neither desu or /lewd/.
FUCK OFF TURNCOATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Breathes-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

uh... umm
what part is making you the most angry?
something you aren't prepared for?

hopefully you work it all out eventually ;~;

yes ;~;
i kno that feel 2

anime taddies

So is that a yes.... ?

Bro.
I only seriously caffeinate in dire situations
like
literal life or death

Are you okay Scoots?

whatever.

sci is gone.

you are on the threshold of having the board you want

literally all you have to do now is get rid of desu

fucking man up and do it

Oh I like never dink coffee in the morning I just happened to have one in my little fridge.

I want the board MY way

you lazy duck

This makes me sad.

Everyone keeps saying that

BAN DESU
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO UTOPIC
FUCKING BAN THE FAGGOT.
HE GIVES LGBT A BAD NAME
FUCKING DO IT.
YOU PUSSY

i need more cooper edits

since when

Try me, and I'll rip your nipples off and turn them into pepperoni.

Like. These are the first exams of the semester, so I just need to practice the problems, really. The intro chapters are always the easiest.
BUT ALL MY PROFS ARE LAZY ASSHOLES
LIKE THIS NIGGA SET THE DUE DATE ONE DAY BEFORE IT WAS DUE
FUCK OFF

I just need to implement 2 more strategies for the project and publish it, but effort, y'know?

Who is this aimed towards?...

YOU WILL GAIN 10LBS BY THE END OF THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF THAT FRIDGE NIGGER

I should make cooper memes

your cutting makes me feel literally ill to see but you dont see me being so rude to you

Since he showed his micropenis and accidentally revealed his face, both on tc like a week ago.
RIP

I don't mind desu.

I dunno Erin said it.

I mean it's kinda lazy to have a mini fridge next to your computer so you never leave

I have hershey kisses nipples tho

he was back for like a day or two when his ban ended but he hasn't been here since
though if people think less than a week means you're gone for good then blood-chan is basically dead

DESU GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COMMUNITY.
UNWANTED COCK SLEEVE FUCK.

i dont either

I hope so too.

They'll be fat pepperonis when I'm done with them.

I wanna give it cummies.

BAN DESU

lol

BC isn't dead, bebo
he was posting the other day pretending to be me

I was boxing with my flatmates 9 year old son yesterday

he beat the fucking crap out of me

boy is like Rocky, it's nuts

my face actually aches, lol

I'm not fucking posting it am I?

dude how weird must it be to have those salami nips that go like to your armpits I'd never go to the beach if I had those

everyone

...

DESU IS A CONTENTLESS SHITTER

...

maybe when it's over and done with the rest will be easier?

what can you do till then?

wait why are we calling it that? did i miss something?

you have multiple times though, just try to chill out

i know they're not lmfao
i'll end up dying before them

pics of broken face

w-what

Pet.

Find out a way to solve my problems.

desu dindu nuffin
he just posts good bait

theres prolly plastic surgery for that
speaking of which, I heard some traps get breast implants
fucking kek

maybe
let me rest in your e-girl lap or someshit

pls no
I actually like you
fuck bc

...

I don't want to chill out

nothing visible. my eye definitely feels like it should be black and blue, but it looks okay at least, lol

we only have one pair of gloves, so he was bear knuckle boxing me

I mean I kept my guard up, but he it fucking good, he got me a few hard ones in the nose, eye and jaw, lol

you don't know about people saying cummies?

i'm older than them and love feeling alive(doing dangerous/potentially life threatening things)

oh just pain. the worst.

I'm more of a cankles kind of guy, show me a nice puffy ankle the size of a beach ball fucking unfff

are you in a position to solve it?

if you rest now, how will you win at the exam though? ;~;

ban everybody

and he's nine, so he hits as hard as he wants, and we have to take it easy 😂

Ban nobody.

BAN DESU

BAN DESU

BAN DESU
BAN DESU

BAN DESU

BAN DESU
BAN DESU

BAN DESU

BAN DESU
BAN DESU

BAN DESU

BAN DESU
BAN DESU

BAN DESU

BAN DESU

youd find it much better being chill

no idea

...

legit worried about you sometimes

I'll rest after tomorrow is done

nigger I am fucking zen

you have no idea

Hmm.... I think so. Its a question about will.

strawpoll.me/7208590

hmm. i'm sure you'll have mine soon

we should talk about it later when i wake up

I wonder if you poke it with a needle does fat come out

T I D D I E S
I
D
D
I
E
S

I currently have to take 2 antidepressant pills a day, because they simply do not make a single pill strong enough to match my dose

I am the DEFINITION of chill, at all times

everybody wasn't an option so i fucked up

Where is the vote button named "Who gives a shit? I just filter the person"

Erin you're like a stick of primed dynamite in a salt mine

pls

what is on the exam? real estate?

motivation
willpower
life
struggles

yes, i understand those things :c

You people are so illiberal it is actually painful to see.

that falls under "nobody"
sit on my face

Calculus for one

Network engineering for the other

m80, I am at peace with the world. things are going my way. I'm farting rainbows over here.

naw just regret

I heard you own the place now?

BEBONO

...

I will get over it eventually.

I'd rather not...

I want an anime girl to sit on my face ngl

yo cherub

post face

yep. paperwork isn't done yet, but we've made the agreement, my flatmate has moved out, and this generously sized 2 bedroom ground floor flat is all mine.

we go to do the paperwork to put it in my name and start my housing benefit tomorrow.

Oh hell no.

i never learned calculus.

what is on the network engineering one? stuff about terminology or something?

i hope i can one day, too.

lmao

bae why you playin hard to get

luka I doubt you passed the fifth grade
let alone calc

LEWD

I know you do
man facesitting is fucked up
I would never let a woman straddle me like that

naisunaisu
gonna have to worry about the house maintenance tho
you could also rent out a room too and have some money as well

WHY!

lol..
Fundamental theories and terminology, yeah.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
CHILL

I CAN'T CHILL

I'M A PEDO

JK

just eat the booty like groceries

What if I work out though?

but o so worth it

@_@

But approved
Lenko has the best shit
he will hook you up

ayy I passed calc in the fifth grade

the N.E. one sounds like a breeze...

but the other sounds like a pain.

na, I don't want no random cunt living in my house.

and it's a council house, so maintenance is their problem, I just have to call them if anything needs fixed.

they were putting up new railing around the property recently, and they put a section on upside down

we had then back to fix it the next day 😏

go tongue an anus and taste some feces
scatman

You already work out

wao
so smart

You already know it my nigga

The hope is real!

I am not interested at the moment.
And i don't sit on people's faces.

Because i prefer not to.

my mouth taste like shit now after drinking that

you should invite me to move in with you

I won't rape or assault you and I can cook

ikr
i'm the smrtest

Damn shame. I like to see what people look like

woah

Give a milk enema so you have a drink while eating it
e
z
p
z

do you know how to box?

if you can teach me to box better, and make good macaroni, I'm down.

do people sit on yours?

That's not my fault

go rinse or brush your teeth

holy fuck S T O P

council houses here are pretty shweet deals tbh.

Maybe one day.

No they don't.

...

I CANT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS

Like actual boxing? I know some tae kwon doe and some general martial arts ranging from karate, muay thai, and judo.

get your own gloves tho.

a nine year old fucked my shit up bare knuckle, I'm not making the same mistake with a juicer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HORRIBLE
SO HORRIBLE

WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH CHLORINATED WATER ROFL

Breh. Sounds like some gud shit.

hmm
what else is there for us to do?

yeah, been learning to box for a few weeks now.

coffee < green tea

u rite

People punch harder if they've got boxing gloves on.

I have no damn clue. Do you have some sort of identification i can recognize you by?

I kno

i'd li-ke so-me mo-re coffee!
i'd li-ke so-me mo-re green tea!

...

I know. the old adage is you can hit harder without injuring your hand, making it more dangerous.

but nobody is hitting hard enough to break their hand in a friendly spar, the gloves protect both fighters.

he;s a faggot named bebop

you're better off learning judo since you don't have the weight or strength to put behind those punches.

Happy belated Easter everyone.

as long as you hold onto that, i believe in you!

you will pass.
and school will become relaxing.

you gotta stop being so closed minded bruh

see

y-you too Smiles

What? Why not?

y-you too

have you had buttsex

Real talk though bebop is a super faggot

just because you suck dicks as an user doesn't mean you're not sucking dicks

Happy Easter*
smiles!
*pets*

...

Happy chocolate egg day, Smiles.

BAN DESU

...

STOP SHIPPING US

boxing is fun though. it tires me out really, really quick, and that's the kind of demanding exercise I need.

also, i don't think I know anyone who knows enough judo to teach me.

I see.

Likewise.

Why have you removed your name?

HEY LOOK AMY I AM DOING THAT THING AGAIN

yay jesus day

did you have family over?

fuck passing luka
go for gold
100%

THE POOPOO HOLE IS ONLY FOR POOPOO

HANDS OFF

The only way to complete this greeting is to dress up as an Easter bunny and bring me chocolates.

what's that

see

Being illiberal?

i changed web browsers because i was gonna go to sleep. not going to anymore though.

You'd be surprised at how quickly you'd learn. Also yeah, most exercises like that will tire you quickly.

are we dating again ?

such an ignorant statement..

redacted

*smiles happy*

your school gives u a gold star? :o
for what?
for just doing the same thing as everyone else in class? :\

grim grow up you fuckin pansy

maybe I look into it.

my flatmate said he could teach me boxing, kickboxing, and one other martial art I forget, and the three of them together would be a good set for like, MMA kinda fighting.

NO

....I don't get it. If people know who it is why remove the name at all?

This is confusing...

Heh.

I hope you enjoyed your day, love.

How are you, desu?

Did you do anything special, Luka?

Oh come down, scootadoots.

Pfftt, my church had an egghunt.

No family where I live.
I spent all day at Church.

Nope, I'm super sick today.
Can hardly get out of bed.

a mix of anything could qualify for mma.

FUCK YOU IM FUCKED UP BECAUSE OF YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No nigga
it's an idiom
You get the best grade possible
if you have a super high GPA, people will notice you

here i'm back on desktop just for you

is it though?

i mostly slept through it. how was yours?

why even live ;~;

pansy

I don't even know anymore.

I'm oki, might go for a bike ride soon. I hope you feel better

Wowza. Was there a big lunch/dinner there?

Except when you are, which is all the time.

...

well, yeah, but those three would be a particularly nice mix.

imma just focus on the boxing for now before I start complicating thing tho.

I git gud at doin the punches

Afternoon Manaka. How goes?

7:19 AM - Bebop: btw still coughing up blood and nosebleeds for days
7:19 AM - Back to being OG: GO SEE A DOCTOR
reminder that i haven't been to a doctor in like a decade lmao

i had it off because phone posting because was going to sleep and i was only supposed to post for like 3mins

no
because it's easter today in canada!

what did you do?

how much longer?

how will you get it?

...

why did it link that post

tiring day at work, and now i'm just watching youtube videos.

i think i've reached the point in live where i watch video games stream rather than playing it myself.

how is denmark?

hard work

I was told, because I'm on three medications that all lower my bone density, that nobody in their right mind would teach me to box.

lucky for me I have a guy who is totally fucked in the head :3

I mean it's like they're not even trying.

no no you are not lol

im confused now

you too, doc!

Oh.

Till actual sleep? about 6 hours.

Hmm?

Sounds chill. Right now its very cloudy.

obviously you have some sort of infatuation toward my name, Manaka
:3

I am simply.... come down?

< . ?

I can be over with hot porridge and some dayquil.
maybe dry the sweat off of you with a cool towel

keep elbows in tight and move arm forward, no wide swings and move the momentum from your legs through your hips to you arms.

that song wasn't good and i regret posting it.

don't worry about it

is that all you can say?

wowowow....
._.
brutal

It's okay to be a left-wing fascist, ScooT. Just embrace it.

i didnt mean to link your post

i still want folder ;;

Easter was originally a celebration of sex and and fertility.

eggs, rabbits, all symbolic of reproduction.

it was totally appropriated and distorted by the church.

but, c'est le christianisme.

Its okay. I am listening to my own stuff at the moment.

I am gonna be somewhat okay.

Ah okay.

hard work means a lot of things, my dear.

thanks c:

fuck yeah Mesopotamia

pls

just cloudy?

This is my entire point, so thanks for backing me up..?

one more posting error and i'm off the thread

no! you'll use it for evil intentions

yw.

Do you disagree?

no i won't! it is just for my viewing pleasure

It looks pretty boring at the moment outside.

Holla Forums is a fully functioning site

*pets*
i'm sure you will be.

i still have 7 or so hours until i go get my footlong meatbal sub

which is ur thingy?

it's p nice out right now. a good 22F

hopefully not many people actually click on their stuff when i post it. it's not the best.

wat

BAN DESU

I AM NO FACIST

...sounds evil to me

pretty boring
or you just confine yourself in your room and missing all the wonderful events!?

yea.. well.. i dont blame them, it's probably because of posters posting too much.

eh, fugetaboutit...

talka bou sumthin else... i guess?

nooooooooo

THEN WHAT IS THIS?!

GOT 'EM

No it was just a joke

was me

Care to explain how it is fascist?

you need to shut the fuck up about issues you know nothing about.
Also you are a fair weather poster.
So what does it matter to you.

*Chuckles*
You are such a positive person.

Who cares, if its what you like to listen to?

Perhaps the last. I don't feel like going outside.

make an offer, luke

fun fact: even the Christian cross is an appropriated symbol of another culture.

it's a distortion of the image of Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, a symbol in Norse religion and mythology.

fun fact: even the Christian cross is an appropriated symbol of another culture.

it's a distortion of the image of Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, a symbol in Norse religion and mythology.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies
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3 burgerbucks

i hope i help!
>_<

infinity hugs! and snuggles and stuffs~

aiite

idk what to talk about

You do. I really appreciate it.

you sure it wasnt a prank?
i'd believe it more if it was a prank

I just went outside myself.

it was okay, so many people going so fast though!

lol didn't read

i like to listen to all types but that specific type isn't really liked here.

I never dated them its just a prank gone rouge.

are you gonna be on in about an hour and 20 minutes?

Well it was pretty long, and lots of text reading.

Have fun, and thank you!

Pretty big, but it's what you'd expect for an Easter feast.

The adults focused on giving thanks to the Lords sacrifice while the kids played around all day.

What do you mean? I devoted the day entirely to God and his messages.

Thank you♥

Calm down.

That's a really nice offer, but no thank you.

full bodied hug.

do you have network quiz with you?
i wanna look at some of it!
:D

♥

prototype was a kinda interesting game? ... i guess? ^ ^;

i guess the only part that i was most intrigued by was the ability to become other people on the streets.

Fucking nice.
Whatcha have exactly?

You can take the atheist out of the fedora

but not the fedora out of the atheist.

Skeletons.

did you get to play? ;~;

nyan

Erm. Maybe. Depends.

No, but I have some calc shit
here: tutorial.math.lamar.edu/Classes/CalcIII/EqnsOfPlanes.aspx

had to try

you should tell me what you were talkin about since im on my computer again m8
unless you want to later

the good book i presume?

/rattles

erin you need to get over Xtianity

I am too tired for that.

Oh okay.

Well i liked the first a lot.

I forgot

that's it i'm out

surely you dont appreciate the folder, luke!

it's luke, not luka

as tempting your offer is, i dont have anything that might interest you :(

most likely, but i'm not going to be in thread
discord me later

o.o

arby's treats their roast beef worse than that though.

Brutal.

"How is trying to silence and exile people I don't like fascism?"

Also, I can't be a fair weather poster if I port here during a storm.

im dying
ilove these

oh rip. let me know the next time it happens

that's what I was gonna do!

nooo don't leave!

also how about 5 burger bucks :>

-hides under the couch...came back from the vet with bad news...kitty has tumors on her stomach and liver...is going back in a few hours to put down his kitty- v.v

You devoted the day to your interpretation of his messages, you mean. But I suppose that's better than idolizing a giant egg laying rabbit...

NICE TRY CUCK

BAN DESU

but where's my tea

...

yeet
is this kanra

yeet
is this kanra

For what purpose if you don't mind me asking.

Nordic religion is kewl as fuck man

the reason Mjolnir has such a stubby handle was sabotage during manufacturing.

Loki bet the the Dwarvern smiths his head that they could not make a weapon as beautiful as the previous smiths had made the other god's weapons.

So, during the forging, he turned into a fly, and repeatedly bit the smith working the bellows.

The smith worked through it, but was distracted by a hard bite on the eyelid while forging the handle, so it came out rather short.

Despite that, Mjolnir was equally, if not more beautiful than the work of the previous smiths, and it was decided they had won the bet.

Loki, argued that to take his head, they would have to cut his neck, and his neck was not part of the deal, thinking that would save him.

So as a consolation prize, they stitched his treacherous-ass mouth shut instead.

Gnarly :3

There is a difference between deporting criminals and forcing people to leave because they said something you don't like.

i can't... it's all letters.

you can't do math with letters... they aren't numbers!
the letter p is not a value...
you can't go p + 5 = 65.7

it just doesn't work... it's just a letter.

what is it doing in math?

what's that?

v.v -got her on good friday 7 years ago. She followed him home when he was walking down the tracks and has been the most loyal cat he's ever had, by a wide mile.=

...

dont forget that you told me you're going to snapchat me "something cool"

we talk about this in animus 2: civil war

you're so cute sometimes

for the mindless action violence combat transformations?

you are interesting to me!

>~<

calc is alein language to me... why don't they just outright say the numbers instead of overcomplicating things!

...

shut up

...

MUH DICK

...

Poor kitty :( atleast good memories

letters in math isnt even calculus

it's pre-algebra

calculus is far more insane

-doesn't feel right and is having a hard time breathing-

I refuse to believe Luka is even half as stupid as he pretends to be.

-gives reassuring hug-

Pretty much. I need to start on the second soon too.

Fine fine. Is everything okay?

I did too
but then someone opened my eyes
and I believe

they should just kill all extremists

I KNOW BUT THE BAIT IS TOO ENTICING

NICE LITERAL PUN

YOU GOT IT :D

Honey ham, mashed potatoes, baked sweet potatoes.
What you'd normally have for a thanksgiving dinner, but with Easter decorations.

No no I didn't get to play anything.
Only serious stuff

What does that mean??

At least you were man enough to ask.
I'll give you a cookie when I get better.

Yes

A lot of it was just reminding everyone that Christ accepted the burden of everyone's sin and not just "good Christians".
We as a church have to accept anyone willing to look towards Jesus with open arms, and Jesus accepted all of us.

For example, my church just recently paired up with another rehab center, and we all increased our weekly donations to help those poor people struggling with their demons. A lot of them started attending on a regular basis, and it makes me very proud to be a part of this group of people.

That said, what does anybody gain by convincing their "friends" that they're an imbecile?

... uh uhmmm...
i don't understand anything.
i don't want to be an astro physy sist...

why do you?

wait... Al ger bra?

what is Algebra? i never learned what that is...

what are letters doing in my math?

isn't math just plusses and minuses? and sometime multiplication and division? with just a pile of numbers?

why dont you?

why no fun?
doesn't your place want you to be happy in life?

...

So what you're saying is Jesus was like, "If you agree to be my best friend I promise I'll tell my dad not to kick your ass." Seems legit.

lol wat?
i don't get ur pic...

YAY
WHAT IS MY PRIZE

holy fuck, Smiles
that sounds great

Especially the honey ham

But I bet the whole course was sweetened even more with you being there

E X A C T L Y

Computer Engineer*
Luke is doing it too.
It's big money, and you make some pretty cool shit.

i am inviting you to

ｔｈｅｍｅ　ｐａｒｋ　ｗｏｒｌｄ

Because i need motivation to plug my xbox and and actually wanted to play it.

A single trip to Syria!

Only one way to find out...

Why do you want people to think you've got learning difficulties? Seems a little backward to want people to look down on you.

one way ticket?? OH BOY!
CAN I BE TERRORO TOO

this made me giggle for absolutely no reason

I will but its about an hour walk up a cliff so I gotta find some time for it.

Hi thread

helped lenko out. did my good deed for the day already lmao

remind me to read it one day and i will.

Afternoon Elma.

If you want evidence of a creator, look no further than the humble platypus. There is no way that random chance and survival of the fittest led to a duck-billed, beaver-tailed, venomous kangaroo that lays eggs.

If you want evidence that the creator is a fucking madman, look back at the platypus. There is no way a sane being created that and thought it was a good idea.

strawpoll.me/7190803

wow it was too good to be true. rip good deed, i tried.

hell yes
but I want it to be screened through FDA first

???

WELMA

hunni, she isn't stupid, she knows you don't buy it, but you aren't going to change her beliefs.

Stop rubbing it in, the girl has purpose, peace, and happiness, it's more than you have.

What's up, buttercup?

Elma. How's life?

why would you need that realism sciency math for a computer?
i wanna build a computer too!

it's fun.
you like posting it.
you want to play it.
its right there... sitting in front of you.

i don't want any of that.

Radical. How have you been holding up?

Well the purpose was to celebrate christ, not to play around.

Eh, if you want to look at it that way.
How are you doing, love?

The honey ham was delicious, but I couldn't eat much because I wasn't feeling well.
;~; sad days.

Definitely!

how much do you weigh?

i love this meme

well ofc
oh i just tried helping out with someone

I have happiness sometimes.

Buttercup? Thats a new one. And nothing much just waiting for the day to pass by.
What about you?

Well this folder is for other purposes too.

finding a funny meme does not constitute happiness doll.

remember how you were gonna come stay with me in Inverness? Still interested now I stay in Kilmarnock?

Anxious or bored during the day and depressed or angry at night. It's really quite lovely.

Badly, based on my recent behaviour. How're things on your end?

not gonna lie i thought 50 then realized my mistake

holy

celebrating by being old an stuffy inside stuck up all about serious stuffs?
instead of being outside and having fun on a good day?
sounds kinda messed up yo...

i disagree

it's infectious~
:P

other purposes?
huh?
i don't get it.

That doesn't sound too fun.

It's my day off and I've made plans to go get my tongue stabbed a couple times^^ Such excite!

Aww, I sowwy ;~;

...

there was some other thing like that which got me in the past

i cannot remember what it was though

LOL

I'm playing with my voice!
Since I'm sick I sound like a Jewish mother that smoked for 60 years. LOL

Well different perspectives
I don't think there is anything wrong.

Its a longer story. Anyway i'm gonna go get something to eat and then find something creative to do.

Well i went through a night without sleep.

him out with someone*

thanks in advance

btw i didnt go to bed because blood got everywhere cuz im dying
i should be an organ donor

what was it?

I am, but I worry my unstable mood and toxic personality will lessen your quality of life. I wouldn't wish that on someone I hate, so I am hesitant to bring it to someone I like.

Don't be, it's all in my head.

wait what the fuck did they do to that tea

i am so triggered

i don't know, it has been awhile

mad game son

Yeah I'd rather be straight forward. Makes the difference, y'know?

Sick? And you're going outside? Disgusting.

...but you just called the thing the kids were doing.... as the "fun stuff"
which would mean... it must be funner... than what you were enduring...

That's rough.

Then I am not sorry

how does it even become the precise of a thing
i cant even imagine what that sounds like

...

pls, worst case scenario, you can move back.

you know my name and my face, find me on Facebook so I can call you free tomorrow once I know the flat being signed over is gonna go smooth.

you probably won't need to work, as long as you claim the same disability benefit I do to help cover the rent excess that falls outside my housing benefit and some food you should be good, but if you're up to holding a job, spending money makes your life a bit fuller.

So that's what retracting a polite remark looks like. How strange.

strawpoII.me/7190951

Good luck!

♥
i like ur pic

don't die. why are you dying ;~;

why did it get you...? if you didn't even know?

:O

fucking DOUCHE

DIE

...

teehee

hold me elmers, my heart is skipping beats.

I feel like the fact I've been able to fight through each work day without dying/walking out would make applying for disability look a bit crummy.

oh my post didn't say it was my post so they prob didn't get an (you)'s
rip replies
oh wait

mhmm im trying to find good ones
idk i was really sick but slowly getting better. the blood loss bit is a bit scary since im randomly losing uh, color vision i guess. like blue was all weird and gray, sometimes red too.

the doc here will sign you off no problem if you want them to, it's up to you.

...

oh CHRIST

i mean when i saw it