So this is a thing

I can't believe I was almost tricked into paying to watch this shit. Everyone was saying it was so funny and clever and got Batman "right." Why is every single (((acclaimed))) movie in recent years a complete hunk of shit?

I work in a toy shop. My wits ended when my boss told me "here is this set of Lego. put it together." It was this pic related
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As you can see, it's around 50 parts. I asked why should I do that? He said that a guy literally came into the shop and said that he will buy it, but he refuses to put it together.

This tells you everything about how finished we are.

No it's not adjusted for inflation. But it still stands that this is a very successful movie and will definitely get sequels.

What is there to get? He's a rich guy who fights crime because his parents died. I don't get how anyone over the age of 10 can enjoy this. If you're old enough to have your own money, then you're too old to watch this. Knowing that this movie is being watched by teens and young adults is rather distressing.

fucking millennials. if your boss tells you to do something, you do it.

One of the few movies I actually sincerely regret paying to see when it came out. Absolute garbage. Fails as a Batman movie, as a LEGO movie spinoff and as a movie on its own.

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lol slave

It was a figure of speech, that allowed me to tell you the explanation of why I had to put it together. My boss actually said it all in once, I didn't need to ask.

Is this your first time watching a children's movie? They're all like that.