Inhumans Trailer

Costumes are fucking horrible, as usual. The only one who looks partway decent is Black Bolt.

Also, my Inhumans knowledge is not exactly up-to-date, but since when did Maximus care about Earth? Usually he's just an asshole who wants to rule Attilan and that's it.

Also, Crystal is a qt.

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Cheap trash confirmed.

That's a really worrisome sign. That means that all the other actors are really shitty.

Or it could mean that Twenty Good Men is fresh off Game of Thrones, one of the most popular current shows, and they want to exploit this

Cheap dead on arrival trash.

Post yfw you'll see Marvel die in this decade.

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I thought this was supposed to be a movie? It's a tv series now? It looks like shit.

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Wow, the only thing that looks good about it is Lockjaw and even he looks like really obvious CGI.

Look like porn parody

Its a Scott Buck show. So we know its fucked.

We wont though, Disney will keep them alive as an IP mill.

Have faith and harness our autism. Meme magic can move mountains.

this annoyed me immensely

Why is Attilan on the moon?


Was that the same guy who did Iron Fist?


I heard originally it was supposed to be a film but got changed into a tv show due to behind the scenes bullshit. So the first episode will be released in IMAX theatre. The rest will appear on tv.

Kind of surprised at how frequently studios are using Hawaii to film stuff here.

It was on the moon till Black Bolt stranded them on Earth.

Indeed, Satan. It was the same showrunner that did Iron Fist.


The Inhumans were supposed to be a movie until Marvel Studios split from Marvel Entertainment and became its own equal division under Disney. This happened after Age of Ultron when Ike Perlmutter wanted to fire Robert Downey Jr. and take him out of Civil War, but Kevin Feige put his foot down and got the Marvel Films division out of the Marvel company. Since the Inhumans are something of Perlmutter's pet project that were heavily pushed to replace the X-Men, they were removed from the movies and repurposed to a tv show, which is still in Marvel Entertainment's domain.

Reminder that the surge in importanceand frequency of appearance for the Inhumans has a lot to do with the fact that Fox is holding onto the rights to the X-Men with a deathgrip, which fucks with Marvel comics and Marvel Studio's ability to implement them in any significant way into storylines and crossovers. Even the word "mutant" is completely off-limits in most of their movie scripts..

So, Inhumans became their new mutants, but then I think they switched producers or some shit behind the scenes, and the new guy wanted to spite the old guy by cutting off anything Inhumans.

Are the Inhumans even worth reading?

From scrolling their wiki page, they just seem like a rip-off the X-Men, with magic gas that awakens their powers. Kinda surprised to see that Jack Kirby had a hand in their creation, I figured he'd be above making such uninspired crap.

Right now the Inhumans are the most obnoxious thing being shilled out in Marvel Comics. They act like houlier-than-thou scumfucks who regard their precious magic gas sacred and will pick up a fight with anyone who tries to mess with it. When the cloud is revealed to have been killing mutants around the world, Cyclops tried to change its composition to make it harmless to his people and he got called worse than Hitler for it. Keep in mind, his actions did not damage the cloud or prevented any new Inhumans from being creating, he just made it harmless for mutants and for that, writers non-ironically call him the mutant equivalent of Hitler. He at least could have put them in the oven or gassed them to death to really deserve being called that (and he still would not have done anything wrong in committing Inhuman genocide).

The moment the movies become unproifitable and they realize what a money sink they are thanks to basically non existing comic sales, they get chopped off.
Unless the Marvel merchandise is some to me unkown cashcow as well.

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They are still fine for this decade, but the next one surely will be the end of capeshit.

Reminder: The guy who de-murderized their shitty space gas died in agonizing pain in the process saving every remaining mutant life on the planet.
Also, it wasn't really Cyclops, but Emma Frost creating an illusion of him to make Scott a martyr for mutants, because Scott had been dead for a while because of the damned spacegas.

Fucking Perlmutter. It's a shame Feige doesn't like talking about all the stuff that goes on behind the scenes, because there seems to be an enormous amount of drama inside of Marvel. It's a good thing DiDio and Geoff are knocking it out of the park nowadays, I hope this series crashes and burns so that anal-retentive skinflint finally realizes how shit his business practices are.

Perlmutter is the entertainment industry's answer to Eddie 'Objectivism is a viable business strategy' Lampert.

Emma Frost did nothing wrong.

Best girl, best panty-line, best use of abilities, best Aryan kike cager of the X-men, eat shitty kitty, you commie fugging Bolshevist molecule shifting kike

Is that why they're pushing the Inhumans in the comics as well?


That Inhuman crap actually made me sympathetic to Magneto for once. Seriously, is Marvel trying to paint some minority vs minority thing with the Inhumans and mutants like Muslims killing gays?

I'd say this is an apt comparison between gays and muslims.

I like how a kike

Fixed.

They literally are.
Celestials inserted the x gene into primitive humans, this is where mutants come from, the kree saw this and wanted in on this alien probing action, so they experimented on humans, this is where inhumans come from, they are literally bootleg x men

Did they ever address how uncontrolled terrigen exposure will turn a percentage of those exposed into bestial monsters? So they've not just been gassing mutants they've been degenerating normal humans.

The X Men no longer came from the radiation?

Raised background radiation from atomic testing triggered the recessive X-gene in humanity, causing a spike in mutant births.

Is it still canon that everyone hated mutants because of sentient bacteria?

Did any of Grant Morrison's work survive Chuck Austin?

Emma Frost's new characterization. Genosha's destruction. Jean Grey's death. Cyclops' new characterization.

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Max is the reason why the inhumans comic lived so long.

That sadden me because I like to see mutant nation on the comic. In my opinion, they focused on the mutant teams too much.

there is a new nation for mutants during Secret Empire but i dont know how it came to this or how long it will last.

I assume like most of Marvel TV, this is still meant to be in the MCU, yet there's practically no chance of a crossover

Utopia island? It is dead as well.

Why did the Marvel company let SJWs destroy the comic? The sjwed comics don't sell well.

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I really hate when the comic takes costumes from the movies.

Me too.

Simple, you see this motherfucker? This is Issac "Ike" Perlmutter, a ruthless Jewish (((ex-Mossad Isreali agent)))* investor that took over Marvel completely in the early aughts. I mean there's even rumors that he's so fucking cheap that he would fish out paperclips in an office one day, just to save cash. He's so secretive that that 80's picture on the far left was all you'd ever see on the internet and the fucking press. He's got international clearance as a former secret agent, that if you as goyim tried to jump him in New York, he could blow you away with a concealed handgun on his body…and the get the fuck away with it.

And right now he knows it's Marvel's good past being translated to movies matters more and makes bank (and requires little to no investment in apprenticing good talent), and he knows there's dudes like Diversity and Comics that will buy this shit to critique it, and Marvel Zombies, and combine that with the fact that SJW's work for nothing more less than exposure and below Illustrator's Guild scale union prices (or paid word count), and you have the answer as to why the SJW losses are acceptable for now. It's basic (((ruthless economics 101))) the labor costs on comics are well below what little they sell, so that's why you are seeing this shit.

*And if you don't believe me on the Mossad shit : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Perlmutter : Isaac Perlmutter was born to a Jewish family in pre-statehood Israel. He emigrated to the United States after serving in the Israeli Army during the Six-Day War of 1967. Arriving in New York City with only $250, he earned a living standing outside Jewish cemeteries in Brooklyn, leveraging his Hebrew skills to lead funeral services for tips.[3][7]

Later he sold toys and beauty products on the streets of New York City, which eventually evolved into selling surplus stock and end-of-line items at a big profit. Although he never attended a university, he taught himself how to read a balance sheet and became very good at spotting overlooked value in weak and distressed companies.[3]

The most infuriating thing about this kike is that he is the sort of people whom SJWs would fucking crucify for supporting Trump and being a massive shitlord (he thought War Machine being recast wouldn't make any difference because he thought black people would look the same anyway), yet they have merely thrived under his watch because his greed is greater than his own principles. I remember when it was revealed he was close friends with Donald Trump and suddenly anons here were saying he was gonna make Marvel great again or shit like that, even though he is the reason why the company is so shit.

I always see SJWs quote this, but no ever has a source.

The source is apparently Financial Times, as I found this quoted by BleedingCool, Deadline and VanityFair, but I couldn't find the original article.

It looks like shit but I'd fuck that Medusa, I tell you hwat.

Ah but therein lies the grand rub, most leftist/socialist leaning types will always fall to those three rules, but will not fight the enabler, if he/she is their head paymaster and provides them with the only thing their narcissistic little r-typed heads want, which is exposure to grand public. SJW's will burn him the moment he sees the talent as pure surplus (which he'll do as he's from a more low trust society and is only loyal to his local tribe and himself rather than the public he's selling to).

By contrast we can compare say Pearlmutter to not so much a CEO, but the previous editor and chief who understood the long term implications of the business, a high trust business type like Jim Shooter (with his based Polish warts and all):

'The Dramatic Conclusion of the New Business Model Rant : archive.is/MWI9s :
>That means bringing in a lot of new, truly great talent, re-training some of the current crop and saying good-bye to many—including a lot of those who are “stars” currently. Stay objective now—they’re stars only to us geeks. They get away with self-indulgent crap because some of us tolerate it, and yes, some of us like it. They are emboldened to do so because they’re playing to people predisposed to love the stuff no matter what, just like local, amateur theater actors hamming it up in front of a house full of friends and family.

And you'll notice something, there an emphasis on booking and apprenticing new talent on site for the long term health of the creative environment rather than just buying up surplus talent and shitting it out. And if you think about it, the only group more damn near insular than regular Holla Forums-conspirists are SJW fake nerds who get overly obsessive over surface shit like race/sex/character swapping to the detriment of every thing else for some bizzaro reality defining narrative instead of a entertaining and compelling story.

High Trust vs. Low Trust thinking in action.

But now that I think about it, it might explain why the push for Inhumans replacing Mutants in the MCU was his big pet project, so much so that he over fiddled with the Marvel Comics and Marvel Films to push his "singular" "tacticool" looking version instead of the wigged out original Jack Kirby version (which looked like a lot of fun to read about).

Be Mutant:
Conclusion : K-typed High Trust Behavior

Be Inhuman:
>Belong to tiny exclusive (((society)))
>Be specifically aligned to a special (((genetic class of human being)))
Conclusion : K-typed Low Trust Behavior

In short I suspect that Perlmutter wanted to push the Inhumans hard (instead of say the cosmic Eternals and the Deviants) because, they are in many ways a subconscious projection of the 21st century Ashkenazim and how he sees the world.

Mutant is natural while the inhumans is not natural because inhumans are created by the alien.

Mutants are technically genetic experiments too, but they were created by the Celestials, who were god-like, while the Inhumans' creators were just a normal alien race.

You know this is some genuinely compelling stuff you wrote, user… But I find hard to believe that a kike like Perlmutter would put this much effort because superheroes really aren't his thing, so I can't imagine him identifying with the Inhumans, even though they do resemble Jews a lot.

I really can't stop wondering, are Inhumans considered evil and antagonistic or do Marvel treat them as "good guys" despite them being absolute and unlikable cunts?

Oh…then I am wrong. That means the mutant is subspecies, not next stage in human evolution.

The latter.

Mutants were designed as the next step in human evolution by the Celestials, so you are still correct.
English isn't your first language am I correct? I am not judging or anything, I am just noticing it

The english language is my first language but it is not good because of my hearing impairment so please forgive my ignorance of the english rules.

Well I have a odd theory for this, 1) Referencing the Inhumans, whose lore is really heavily tied to the Fantastic Four lore is an interesting choice, instead of say going with the Eternals. 2) The Eternals as the replacement for mutants would be easier to do, and they come with their own villians and their relationships to the Celestials is a lot stronger.
3) We know that SJW's always project, and so do their enablers, so I feel, that it wouldn't be far off of the mark that Issac projected alot of himself to this MCU project being his baby that would finally cement his mark in the film business. To have it appear as something less than being a full blown film is most likely shattering to him.

You know what the sad thing is? The Inhumans could have made for such an interesting hard sci fi series, think about it, an entire show set in a world that had it's own culture and rules that are unlike anything we've seen in real life, instead what do we get? Ramsey Snow in a goddamn Marvel show.

At this point there is no way this can be an accidental. I have been on this place for too long to dismiss this as just an (((coincidence)))

So… are you saying that Inhumans are jews?

You really need to stop using this word that way. It never ends well.

Not that user, but what he wrote makes a lot of sense. We don't know how invested Perlmutter is into comic books since he is a out-of-touch suit, but if he was, every similarity between Jews and Inhumans sounds perfectly plausible.

X-Men and Inhumans both suck shit.

One is a story about a bunch of superpowered fucks that cry oppression whenever someone so much as suggests that they should keep their powers under control because ordinary people might not feel safe with people walking around that can rape your mind at a moment's notice or trash an entire city because of a temper tantrum, the other is about a bunch of sanctimonious, superpowered pricks who think they are better than everyone else and go ballistic when something doesn't go according to their whims.

The best storyline for either of them is where humanity gets fed up with their shit, goes 1488 on all their miserable asses and genocides the stupid assholes out of existence for good.

Westerns were continuously popular for about 40 years until Vietnam finally made everyone tired of them

Wait they got unpopular because of the Vietnam war or their unpopularity just happened to coincide with the Vietnam War?

It was because of Vietnam, but I don't know exactly why. Something to do with the nature of the war

I'm just glad Black Bolt is white.
You know there's a universe where they decided to use a nigger actor just because he has black in his name.

Bro, let me tell you, um you know based Jack Kirby and not so based Stan Lee? They're Ashkenazim. So it's only natural they'd make up a story that reflects subconscious parts of their heritage in their work. It's just that when both Kirby and Lee got together it was always more about telling a compelling story over their own ideology, so it never seemed to obvious ot you. Telling a spectacular and entertaining story came first no matter what.

However, let's be real here regarding Issac, he's not from the class of sincere entertainers / storytellers in the Askenazim tribe, he's from the financiers and more Talmudic caste, not unlike say Soros, wherein they'll allow only so much freedom in the companies they own as long as they get the one pet project they get to own, direct and push for. And god help you if you choose to get in their fucking way.

Apparently, the trailer at Comic Con got laughed at. And I want footage of that.

What are the chances of critics and new outlets loving it just to spite the naysayers?

Very high and very likely. Paid fake reviewers are a thing that have plagued tv, movies, video games, and comics for years now.

I felt the same way about Etta Candy in Wonder Woman. They could've made her black easily since she's black in the rebirth comics but they stuck to white. Glad they did that.

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I can confirm the trailer indeed looks like cheap garage on an IMAX screen

*garbage

It was kinda obvious.

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I was expecting them to praise it since they already went the progressive route by racelifting Karnak, Triton and Gorgon. Generally, when they do that, the media goes full blown damage control mode, like with Fembusters and Star Trek Degenerates.

Except the Black Bolt. He's not bad but it's not enough to save the inhumans tv show though.

ike kiked his own passion project and now its biting him in the ass. good

Man I miss '00s Marvel when the pushed this one as a hot character instead of Kamala Kahn