ITT: characters you've been told you look/act like

ITT: characters you've been told you look/act like

literally who

LE SCORPION JACKET MAN XDDDDDDD

I like to think of myself as a combination of all four.

Nobody compares you to Ryan Gosling or the character in this movie.
You're a loser.

My aunt used to say I looked like Hitchcock when I was a baby ;_;

…Guh

Actors I've been told I look like:

-DJ Qualls
-Joel David Moore
-Tony Hawk
-Tom Green
-Ryan Gosling (although it was a nigger telling me this when she saw cover of the Notebook, and I believe niggers think all white people look the same.)

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are you a black man?

Look like Robert Pattinson from Twilight by a Twilight fan girl that wanted my dikku. Maybe when I had less weight, but I did have the bed hair.
Act like that pajeet from the Big Bang theory by my friend.

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this character is probably based on me irl

kek

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tobey maguire, daniel tosh and recently christian bale.

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where do you get those perfectly rectangular bowties from?

People say I look like this git. I don't say it but people see it.

Pretty much me except for his politics.

yeah yeah I look like that badass from desperado, contain your orgasms, ladies.

lol cuck

Why do they always have to say it?

DER GENERAL IS A HUGE CUCKOLD

wat

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