Sonichu #11 STORYTIME - 8 YEARS IN THE MAKING

Easton Price
Easton Price

The big two are lame and indie comics are pozzed, we need some kino for this field and the big autist in town'll give us this,
I present to you
SONICHU #11

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

We start off this epic tale with child molestation jokes and (((Kevin)))

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Why didn't he just make this a fanfic, this is like the MGS4 of comics.

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

Hey, Cerah and Robbie have evolved to- Oh wait, it's just Sonichu and Rosechu.

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

I-Is Sonichu becoming about Chris' gender identity?

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

This is just sad.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Looks like even Sonichu isn't immune to the leftist shit infecting comics.
Simon also makes a surprise return, even though Simonla was supposed to be him.

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

I don't even know what to say anymore

Dylan King
Dylan King

Legit more excited for this than anything Marvel's doing

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Sonichu is a breath of fresh air

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

And that's all she wrote, this is almost seems like a herald dying of old age, there happens to be some hope for this series, with Sonichu #12 and Sonichu #13 in production, with #12 looking pozzed but in a funny way.
Honestly, does anyone else think that Chris could make some dosh if he updated this comic weekly or something and started a non-beg patreon?

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

He's also doing a crossover with Planet Dolan of all things, I wonder if Dolan himself will acknowledge this.

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

Wasn't the black and purple one a futa?

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

It's not entirely clear. In a previous issue, Magichan offered to purge her of Graduon's influence (I think?), and mentioned that he could turn her back into a full woman. Since then, she and Magichan have gotten together, and she's apparently no longer evil, but it hasn't been explicitly stated that she's no longer futa.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

Sonichu #11 is out

Thanks for story-timing OP. It makes me excited for next year's Christian Love Day celebration.

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

Great, he's gone from one issue a year to one issue every ten years. Does that mean he's pulling ahead of Piro?

We should get a few banners out of this to celebrate.

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

Storytime
Sages every post

Are you retarded?

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

Legit more excited for this than anything Marvel's doing
Same here.

He probably left it on and didn't notice.

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

we all knew magichan was a flaming faggot

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

SONICHU 11 IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAAAAAAAKE

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

(((Kevin just got reminded of the shoa)))
No, seriously wtf? Did he got PTSD from WAW?

Robbie is a virtue signaling liitle shit isn't he?

I'm black only by a genetic accident.
Holy fucking keks.
BOOK #10
Now there's a legit reason to claim PTSD

Wait… did Rosechu yelled that in public?

This is just wrong.

what the fuck Kevin, you filthy little kike.
(((USE THE WHOLE DIALOGUE BALLOON CHRIS GODDAMNIT)))

1323x2048
Sonichu now in fHD
Beware Robbie, don't let Cera play COD.

Christine has a shit sense of humor.
Huh, that first page is almost a real looking comic page with proper panels.

Colton Green
Colton Green

retcons out the brutal murder of Evan
keeps Sandy a violent psychopath
Good job Chris, she'd be boring otherwise

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

IIRC, he had cherry cola spilt into his DNA, making him black.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Huh, he's actually working on this.
Work ethics maybe

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Has anyone figure out how did this work?
What does Chris know that we don't?

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

He ought to, when his house burnt down, he got a fuckton of art supplies and how to draw comics books from his fans.
Not to mention all that crowdfunding he got and spent on sex toys and Lego.

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

Wait, what? "Mix me-A with me-B, yada yada yada"? Then… gave birth? He got himself pregnant? Selfcest?

I can see why it's taken Sonic this fucking long to visit his weird retarded relative. This shit makes less sense than Penders.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Sonichucite
Grants powers
Allows powerful transformations, but needs to "charge up" again
Somebody's been playing Final Fantasy VI recently, then.

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

They're supposed to be mega-evolution stones, like the ones from the newer pokemon games.

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

It's always fun playing "spot the reference" with Chris, and working out what he's been watching lately, because he really is incapable of creating anything new. You know everything is going to be some kind of garbled, scrambled reference to something else.

Capcha SJW ZPL? What's that, Capcha? Timmy is in trouble?

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

The new Clog cane out, according to him he's in issue 12 page 14.
Wtf, is he going an hero….?!!!

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

A magic crystal that gives you superpowers

Sounds like Chris has been playing/watching/reading every piece of superhero, sci-fi or fantasy media ever because that's one of the most common tropes in the world.

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

Chris brought his dad back to life in the comic to tell him he loves him and do what he says
I didn't ask for these feels

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

not including the director's cut pages
faggot

William Reyes
William Reyes

Following up with the last few.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

Page 15.
That perspective
I'm calling bullshit.

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

things actually happening
Definitely a fake.

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

Thanks user

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

thanks sherlock

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

YOU AND WHAT ARMY

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

Why did I read this?

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

Isn't the guy who makes these also a lolcow?

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Hello, newfag.

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Print run when?

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

lol

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Given how pozzed modern media is, the wholesome environment in these first pages actually manages to charm me.

(((Kevin))) will probably demand monetary compensation because the light on the candle gives him flashbacks to when he was gassed in Auschwitz.

(((Kevin)))'s reaction when he sees the candle
Holy shit, I was right!

And regarding his kvetching: since when does COD have character progression and permadeath? Actually, since when does any PvP game have permadeath?

The kike is so fragile that seeing a candle

Our mayor sees to that
It's good that they praise the dear leader

Blachu being mistaken for a nigger
Truely his lot in life is a hard one.

The goy apologizes to the jew for her past misdeeds.
The goy gives the jew a gift to atone.
The jew rejects the goy's call for
The jew holds a speech about how the goy is morally inferior.forgiveness.
The jew still keeps the gift.

Chris-Chan is a Tranny
You'd think that such a traditional family would be more critical of that sort of crap.

Sonichu immediately backpedals on fags when Chris-Chan becomes a tranny
Sonichu is quite the party-loyalist, isn't he. Allways doing what's good for the mayor.

At least Blachu looks a bit conflicted. I always prefered him.

*LIGHT GIGGLE*

Could CWC have chose a picture of himself where he looked more disinterested?

Review
To my own surprise, I actually liked this comic. It held up quite well until the tranny shit started. It was sweet and captured the holyday spirit, and a surprising amount of the jokes worked:
I'm okay. I got carried away with my empathy again.
I'm black only by genetic accident!!
He enjoys his rock garden.
(((Kevin)))'s speech about how he has emotinally matured after being killed in a video game.
Perhaps the reason it worked, was that it was actually focused on Sonichu himself, rather than on Chris-Chan (and as such was not just a means to stroke his own ego). It also focused on something positive (Christmas & family) rather than on something negative (whining about trolls), and had several positive messages.

Not everything is greath, though. There's often too much text, there are some spelling errors, the art is bad, some of the dialogue is stilted and unnatural (ex: Magichan and his >girlfriend's romance), some of the jokes don't work: (ex: the "simitanium" joke in I didn't understand at all), and singing fucking Britney Spears to create a sweet family moment (the fact that it was her they quoted really ruined it for me). Everything broke down completely when Chris-Chan came back and they talked about him being a tranny.

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

Of all the things to storytime you pick THIS?!

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

You'd think that such a traditional family would be more critical of that sort of crap.

Christian's dad was very disappoint, but Chris was on hiatus and Internet Lumberjack passed away not long after Christine made hir debut, so we may never know just how disappoint he was. I mean, it's not like CWC is a reliable narrator or even really pays that much attention to others' opinions, so as that period of the CWC saga has no objective documentation… CWC hasn't got any IRL friends, and we can't ask Snorlax, who is an even bigger liar than him.

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Uhhhh…

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

What am I looking at?

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Christian's dad was very disappoint
I was talking about Sonichu and his family's reactions.

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

They'd better accept Beloved Leader, if they know what's good for them.

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

More than Dobson and tailing on Spoony.

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

Who the hell is willing to fund him?

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

le epic trolls XDD

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

This episode is barely comprehensible even for Chris

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

.

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

More than Dobson

Blake Williams
Blake Williams

Thanks user.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

Christorians, trolls, and fans that like it ironically

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

You know the one thing that super bothers me about the Sonichu comics? More than the fact they exist, I mean. There are so many hedgehogs who are half Pikachu, but you only see hedgehogs. No Pikachus. What the fuck happened to the Pikachu that apparently got nasty with every single hedgehog in town?

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

Isn't the lore that Sonichu was originally a Pikachu that got transformed by exposure to Sonic DNA? Presumably there aren't any Pikachus around because they've all been turned into half-hedgehog monstrosities.

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

You found it sad? I thought it was laughably badhue hue that rhymed hue :^)

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

Autists, of course.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

I doubt people are that devoted to him.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

What the fuck happened to the Pikachu that apparently got nasty with every single hedgehog in town?

He became Sonichu.

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Thanks for the cancer.

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