Github is forcing me to change my username, and will not tell me why

How the would we know?

Tell them you want a refund going all the way back to 2009. If they say no then don't change it and start publishing code under that account. See what they do.

Tell them you want one of these premium names in return. They're fairly inactive, so it shouldn't be a hassle in giving you the account.

github.com/donaldtrump
github.com/trump
github.com/jeb

Then they fucked up by lying to OP saying it was a "technical" reason. Now they are stuck.
A) They stick with the lie and people think their software is so shit it can't deal with certain usernames.
B) They risk starting a PR issue for deleting accounts that did absolutely nothing wrong.
Their only hope is OP is a wimp and just goes away quietly.

If they where up front for the real reason they wanted the name then this could have gone much nicer.

In a few years those names would be irrelevant. I would want /root or a single letter user name.

lol it really is a terrible system.

github does not respect your freedoms

I'm very sorry about your account, UNIX-Hater user.
It's probably some gay initiative about Russian viruses on Github.

welcome to new world order shit hub.
before I quit playing WoW years ago, they would ban and suspend my accounts for no reason, even after refuting it.
they act like they own us and the only way to fight it is stop playing their game.

i dont really like jordan peterson but he alluded to this attack on the human psyche recently and cucker tarlson.

the problem is, generation X is waking up to it. you can see it in their eyes.

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Trump's name will live in infamy. Why wouldn't you want a github name of the next addition to Mount Rushmore?

If you use (((social media))) start a shitstorm. Fuck kikehub.