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A man who tried to import a childlike sex doll has been jailed in what is thought to be one of the first prosecutions of its kind in the UK.

Andrew Dobson, 49, was sentenced at Chester crown court on Friday to two years and eight months behind bars after pleading guilty to importing an indecent object, two counts of making indecent images of children and one count of possessing indecent images of children.

The court heard how Dobson, of Wistaston in Crewe, triggered an investigation at East Midlands airport on 23 September last year, Cheshire police said.

Border Force officers, acting under the direction of the fast parcel joint border intelligence unit, identified a parcel labelled as a mannequin, but which was found to contain an obscene childlike doll.

This was addressed to Dobson and had been purchased from Hong Kong. The package was immediately withheld and officers from Cheshire constabulary notified.

Dobson was arrested at his home and following a search indecent images of children were found on his computer. During his interview, Dobson admitted buying the doll to use for sex and for his own sexual gratification.

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If only it was him.

Fuck off with this false hope


Why did you bump this shit thread?

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just think of the poor doll! THE HORRORS!

Christ UK, how many times do you have to be told 1984 wasn't an instruction manual?

Damn it guys how are we ever going to catch up Holla Forums if our meme magic keeps misfiring like this?

We talking about cp or anime ladies?

Hentai is CP there

Anglo nations have some weird puritanical belief that if she looks underdeveloped, shes underage.

Australia straight up tried to ban small tits. As a man who likes small tits, and yet am not a pedo, that's some bullshit.

Mandatory implants for all natural A-cups, or would they just be forced to wear this shirt when in public?

I know your pain bro. I had to correct a buddy of mine when he said "I like little girls" to "Petite women" because of this level of bullshit.
I'm sorry that there is something hot about a full grown woman you can pick up and use like a sex toy as you walk around the house. Or her wearing one of your XL shirts as a night gown. Or spooning with her. Or her sitting on your lap while you both watch something.
Goddamn petite women rule.

To go into more detail, it was a ban on small tits in anything that may have sexual content. So if she wants to be in a movie with a sex scene, she's gotta have large tits.

That said, if you're a female and want free breast implants, get under a nation healthcare plan, go to therapy for "mental anguish due to physical appearance" and then enjoy your new C's or D's.

I like them to have larger asses then tits. My last was 106 ibs, and it was heaven. She hated the fact she didn't have large tits, but god damn was her body perfect for me.

Yo, a great ass can make up for no tits.
Not a fat ass riddled with cellulite, but a butt with a proper level of fat over firm muscle with legs to match.
Goddamn I need a minute.

Amen brother. Preach.

I don't like pedophiles but this is wrong. No one was being harmed. It's distasteful but owning such a thing shouldn't be a crime.

Be grateful we're not /mu/, otherwise everybody we ever talk about would die.
Actually, that doesn't sound that bad when I think about it

So, thiccness?

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Those muds don't just want to rape kids, they actually do rape them, hundreds of them
But this guy gets put away for a doll

I don't really think hundreds of kids get reaped by Muslims all the time.
Since no sane father would let her pre-pubescent daughter get fucked for free.

they don't want white pedos because they could possibly make white children. and that would be racist, eww, white birthrates, yuck! and white people are the evil right?

we need BROWN babies, so they let in millions of mudshits to rape the girls and make them have brown babies, not white babies. "muslimizing" europe is all about replacing whites with browns, because they have lower IQ, hence easier to control.

Calm down Holla Forums, they definitely don't want to acknowledge Muslim crimes but I don't believe in White Genocide… yet.
UK has always been like this, didn't they wanted to ban porn altogether a couple years ago?

i actually want it to just go full frontal instead of this "slow environment poisoning" that the jews love to do.

just fucking extinct us already, we deserve it for giving rights to women 200 years ago, that moment we had already lost, but this shit is taking far too fucking long already, those kikes sure love dragging their shit plans along huh? better leave their fucking mark in history as a wide fucking GAP that no one can miss, so that no future remnants of whites dare try to stand up.

you can't fuck little girls, you can't jerk off to pictures of little girls, you can't fuck a doll of a little girl, you can't even jerk off to drawn little girls in some countries already, its like we can't do anything that isn't "paying permanent alimony for shitty sex with a roastie 30yo+ bat-cunt".

What a time to be alive.

Pedophilia isn't a sexuality. They pretend it is because they gives them an inn to piggyback off the LGBTQIAAP+5 nonsense, but the truth is that they are mentally ill, like trannies. In most cases, they were victims of molestation at a young age and the trauma causes them to become fucked up as adults. Kind of like how kids of abusive parents grow up to be abusers.

Still doesn't make it right to arrest someone for owning an object that literally doesn't harm anyone in any way possible,

I suppose that much is true. It's as dumb as arresting people for loli doujins. Although, you need to understand that places like Canada and the UK are fuuuuucked when it comes to freedoms and laws that favor the rights of the individual.

Also, it sounds like they found some CP on his computer anyways, so the doll just ended up being probable cause for investigation. CP, which you might also argue is just pictures, tends to encourage the creation of more CP. Imagine you really want some more fap material of your waifu, so you commission some artist to make more for you.. Now imagine what you were paying for was for someone else to record themselves molesting a 5 year old. This is why the circulation of CP is such a big deal.

They do have a history of trying to hide under the gay rights aegis. You know NAMBLA used to be a real thing? I thought South Park made them up.
NAMBLA organised the first gay rights marches. They were also the first organisation kicked out of the first gay rights marches.


Australia doesn't recognise the difference. We had two men arrested for having Simpsons porn on their computers, and Paul Kidd from Tank Vixens was put on a sex offenders list for drawing cubfur on commission.
We've never really got that whole "This is not a pipe" thing. Historically, we burned Norman Lindsay's work, and Rosalyn Norton's too.

I like the subtle detail of calling it a teen.

Indecent images of children could just be loli as far as the UK is concerned.

They can't just exterminate us all yet because there are still too many of us at the moment. Also, they have to achieve the moral high ground over time and make our destruction out to be some "holy cause" that will bring about some pie in the sky Marxist/Islamic/shitskin utopia on earth. They have to make themselves look just in killing us all.

Personally, I think we only have ourselves to blame for this mess. Like the Ron Paul meme says "We could have prevented this". Democracy was a mistake.

Sage for offtopic, but the bongs are fucked, and any form of protest gets shut down by the goverment. **Though the rest of western europe probably is in the same spot, the lid hasn't just blown off yet##

The thing is there's a reason why CP is bad, even if its free, but the reason LEA says is bad is downright retarded.
Saying that CP is bad because is crime evidence and encourages the production of more CP is absolutely retarded, by that order why not to make illegal gore pictures I bet you thousands of psyckos jerk their meat to when is shown on those shitty papers.
The real reason is because it destroys the integrity of a person who has/had a life outside being a CP victim.
But to be honest is more likely for UK to ban gore images.

I can't even tell you how mad this makes me.

no we couldn't, feminism started 200 years ago, not even our grandparents were alive when the cancer started to spread.

the truth is we had no possibility whatsoever to prevent this. we were simply thrown into a shit collapsing civilization that can't tell up from down because women make the definitions now, and as you know the definitions of things change on the go to suit the mood of these stupid cunts. tomorrow they'll tell you that blue is called yellow and you'll have to agree to it otherwise you won't get sex/will go to jail.

its the other way around, they didn't hide under the gay rights movement, they were equal at one point in the fight for sexual liberation but the faggots saw that they stood no chance, so they "cut" that part of their group and blamed them for everything bad.

pretty much the same as putting a devil puppet in one hand, cutting that hand off, and blaming that part of you that you cut off for all the STDs you spread in the past century. they used pedosexuals as a stepping stone, and it worked marvelously, do you see any pedo parades today? nah, you only see degenerate gay parades and they're praised. this world is beyond fucked and i want to get off it no pun intended

sage because this isn't even Holla Forums anymore except for the name of the poor guy victim of a shitty law system designed to destroy whites whose name is similar to that one massive autist who represents himself as a blue bear.

It always pisses me off whenever I read about the suffragettes "victory".
Do you know what women did in Mexico to earn the right to vote, they fought in the rebels side en masse and their vote rights were added in the Constitution, there's even folk songs about women taking the riffle of dead soldiers and going full Rambo.
Even today at least 30% of gender equality ads in Mexico involve getting in the military usually as technicians or medics but also in offensive tasks.

Kill yourself.

I'd be okay with this if the UK didn't allow other kinds of degeneracy, i.e. if it were 1817 again or something.

Slit his throat, throw him in a ditch and delete his birth records. Stop making excuses for evil.