Ex gf of four years is getting married this year

What do

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get a prostitute

You can always hook up with a ghost :)

if you are in shape average looking and not total deep shit you can easy find a fuck buddy in fetlife and chill with her and watch movies

Use the device in your pic OP just replace the trigger with a picture of a woman.

You could have at least said 'kino' somewhere.

All just codeword for Holla Forums m80

Summon a succubus. Intelligent and girl are words that do not match, at least the succubus will suck the life out of you without making your life hell.