Pro (((Pla-nned P-a-r-entho-od))) and feminazi feminist protesters wear pink pussy hats to protest trump and his anti ((((feminist))) policies.
Except for the fact they look like pig ears and are likely to be worn by 350 lbs blue haired feminists. All that needs to be done to complete the meme is to low energy photoshop in a pig snout and these cunts are btfo.
The memes make themselves f.a.m., archived link to kikebart article for the deets.
I can't wait to see how much power they lose under Trump. His stance against leftist rhetoric appealed to a lot of normalfags. Fymynysts time in to sun is coming to an end. They peaked like 5 years ago and still keep pissing people off. None of the women I know, save 1, ever want to be called fymynysts. That includes liberal ones. It's a dirty word among working class people oth left snd right. Kikes at universities will keep pumping them out, but everyone is tired of their shit. There was the outrage from a governor(?) out west over safe space bullshit after the election and he vowed to defund it. Now the bill in AZ to remove "white privilege" from the courses. They are the first real attacks on academia. Leftism is losing it's power in the real world, but it's stronghold is in our education system and the fight is just beginning there. I hope this hat trend takes off and fat, raging fympigs are turned into glorious memes. Pigs have long been allies in the war against kikes and mudslimes.
Brandon Ross
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Jack Bailey
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Brayden White
sleep tight porker
Caleb Butler
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Kayden Morales
Sleep tight, porker.
Christopher Scott
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Justin Russell
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Mason Sullivan
Peppa and Pepe, the pig and the frog.
William Williams
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Julian Cox
THE MEMES ARE REAL JACK THE MEMES ARE REAL
Gavin Peterson
sleep tight porker
sleep snug smug
Brandon Carter
sleep tight porker
Lucas Perez
The memes are converging.
Nolan Bailey
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Ethan Wood
Sleep snug smug Porker.
Lincoln Garcia
Literally pig disgusting
Ethan Reed
Schfifty Five
John Taylor
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Evan Ward
I have a pet pig and he seemed pretty pissed off about this when I told him.
Jackson Ward
They think it's cat ears and that this is part of their movement It's already cannibalizing as some go off that these hats infantalize the movement or that calling them pussy hats is demeaning.
Fucking hell, ear hats to protest. You totally stumped the Trump now guise. WTF. I'm on the Bernie boxcar nao
Ryan Long
It's like they don't know how cat ears supposed to look like.
Xavier Hernandez
I swear most of this type of shit are just people on the right making up the silliest reasons why idiot libshits need to buy their stuff.
Kayden Nguyen
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU DISGUSTING REDDITCUCK
Angel Barnes
YFW cats are redpill as fuck
Ian Green
Why do they always put the ears on top of the head? It doesn't make any sense to put ear holes there. They would need holes through their brain to function properly. It's fucking stupid.
Robert Hughes
Sleep tight porker
Jack Roberts
Look at a cat, and you can see that its ears are at the top of the skull. What? No, they are connected through nerves, and all nerves are connected to the brain through the spine.
Isaac Ortiz
Honestly I'm not even sure calling them pigs is the right angle here.
Andrew Butler
#CrazyCatLadies
Angel Roberts
They've always been hedonistic pigs.
sleep tight porker
sleep snug smug
I need my fucking sleep.
Eli Williams
No, there is a new pattern out on a knitting site. The pattern is called "my pussy hat" No comments or downboating on the community site tho, so not much to neg that I can see
John Miller
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Dylan Sullivan
Hmmmm. Why not both? A multi front meme war.
Carson Robinson
Sleep tight porker
Michael Johnson
They go up from the extreme sides of the skull. It's the only place to put all this junk. Putting ears on top of the head makes no sense.
Nathan Roberts
sleep tight porker
Jeremiah Campbell
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John Morris
low effort prottest need low effor memes Paint is more than enough
Adam Carter
Then what the fuck do you call this fucking monstrosity?
Ryan Turner
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Angel Allen
Squid
John Wilson
sleep tight porker
Hunter Morris
Sure. The cat lady one will really cement the image of unlikable shrill hag with normies
Benjamin Carter
The memes never lie.
Alexander Jackson
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Chase Bailey
I would edit this if I had the time. I'll do it later when I do, but if any user wants to take a crack at it first go ahead.
Zachary Johnson
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Michael Perry
We stump the trump by wearing hats? I guess the saftey pin look was getting old.
Daniel Fisher
It's multiple hats that she knitted, presumably for other porkers to wear, all stacked up.
Josiah Butler
don't forget about putting the hats on statues
Ian Rogers
Kikebart changed the pics in the article. When it was published yesterday they showed the two dykes who started this whole thing. A couple obese, dirty, worn out, middle aged lesbos from California.
Carson Hernandez
Oh no. When will Rosie ever quit?
Wyatt Young
When her fat, bloated corpse is hanging from a noose
Matthew Thomas
They're for truffles, not Trump.
Jacob Nelson
Top kek, So we're setting them against muslims, right? Make it look like they are trying to insult their religion and get the more radical ones to fight with these feminists. The fat feminist jokes also write themselves.
Kevin White
who cares what they make, all these people are mentally ill. stop wasting time on them & ignore them. they are a waste of oxygen and will be dealt with by evolution, we have to do nothing here it all happens by itself.
Leo Howard
Wew. No, we should fuck with them.
James Evans
Sleep tight porker
Jayden Stewart
Wew lad, I nearly shit myself laughing there.
David Young
Funny cause Trump won the white woman vote 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hunter Thompson
I don't think a muslim would rape a pig, they hate pigs, especially huge smelly, hairy overweight ones. If anything muslims would just execute them.
Hudson Lewis
They'd rape a cactus if they had a "sexual emergency."
Grayson Jones
It's good to see women reverting to traditionally feminine activities.
Connor Scott
why does that video make me so hard
Leo Walker
that, is a waste of time. quit wasting time you don't have in the first place. there is a world war on the horizon, believe it or not. and it will be started because us/nato aggression.
Parker Myers
The video.
Easton Ramirez
sleep tight porker
Alexander Campbell
Because you are a complete and utter degenerate.
John Davis
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Aaron Watson
sleep tight porker
Landon Diaz
What an idiot. These are the women that desperately need a good man, whether they admit it or not.
Isaiah Butler
I thought they were trying to offend trump supporters, not mudslimes. Kek
Jose Powell
around the same time the actual rosie the riveter had quit.
Nicholas Bell
sleep tight porker
William Bailey
who the fuck is that cunt?
Aiden Ross
Sadly, that deadline has long since passed. For any anons who don't know, rosie the riveter quit after 2 weeks of work in the factory because it was too dangerous. She was an amateur pianist and was afraid of injuring her hands. Make sure to tell every femynist you see that one of their most used propaganda symbols quit the job because it was too hard. Truth is often more hilarious than fiction.
Joshua Martin
What's her name and what's your best source, I lost my folder on Rosie a couple years ago, I even had a good info sheet I handed to some pig on Halloween that year too dressed as Pig Riveter.
Nathaniel Stewart
There is a point where you need to stop.
Kayden Baker
Geraldine Hoff Doyle. I only ever used kikepedia for her as it's a lefty source. I mistakenly thought she was a pianist, turns out she was a cellist. Her kikepedia entry notes that soon after she left work at the factory, she married a nice man had 6 kids. Did she leave because the work was too dangerous, or her boyfriend told her to become a mother. Either was works against them. Other anons may have better resources. I try to uses leftist sources whenever possible.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldine_Doyle
Adam Thomas
Sleep tight, porker
Sleep snug, smug
Eli Johnson
Sleep tight, porker.
Connor Jones
sleep tight porker
Michael Ross
HARRZ BELONGS TO US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Liam Smith
only a woman
Austin Russell
sleep tight porker
Adrian Howard
Women
Caleb Roberts
I've had a different experience. A lot of girls around me have no shame in being called feminists. Most of them are young, though, high school and college age, and the ones who consider themselves "feminists" or get converted by Marxist doctrine always transform from someone average-looking to a fat, blue-haired, feminist glasses-wearing dyke within a few years. It's sad to see.
I am glad to see that outside of kike education there is a lot of resentment building towards feminism. Pretty soon hatred toward Jews will start building.
sleep tight porker
Nolan Murphy
you can't save what's essentially dead. these are soroses' children. they are a generation of brainwashed zombies, ready to be slaughtered by their masters. there is nothing that can be done for them anymore. the matrix has them.
Carter Bennett
Sleep tight porker.
Juan Reed
Does this mean the disciples of kek must dominate and bed these porkers?
Jackson Ross
sleep tight porker
sleep snug, smug
Nathan Flores
sleep tight porker
Lincoln Moore
sleep snug, smug
Anthony Ross
Fuck planned parenthood. They were rude to my now wife and don't do their fuking stated jobs. They exist only to raise the pop of niggers and lower the pop of whites.
Nicholas Clark
Shekelpeppe, aka, golden frog, actually does work.
Cooper Cruz
Sleep tight porker
Brody Miller
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Lincoln Ward
sleep tight porker
Hunter Davis
sleep tight porker
Charles Watson
How islamophobic!
Xavier Harris
Sleep tight porker
Jacob Jackson
sleep tight porker
Samuel Ward
Pepe is hate symbol Peppa is harambe Marriage made in heaven tbh
Adrian Wood
Sleep tight porker
Adam Hughes
The best of both worlds.
Jayden Brown
Peppa was recently protested by muds for being racist/bigoted/whatever in the EU. Obviously not the UK, because fuck brussels' kikes, as irrc. We could be dealing with rightwing, radicalized pigs herds(?). Pigs are currently discriminated against by muds and kikes. Pigs need to be brought up to facilitate their natural anti-antisemitism and counter marxism. Left unattended, pic related happens. also, wtf is the proper term for groups of pigs?
Alexander Perry
A drove of pigs, or just a herd.
Jace Cruz
Thanks, I've only ever lived around small farms who raise a relative few, 3-12, and always referred to them as "the pigs". Went in on a few with my buddy last season and I fucking swear I will find a home to buy this year so I can start homesteading. I never thought banks would be the least cunty link in the house buying chain. Though I do belong to a credit union with a great track record. Homeowners are assholes and real estate agents are lazy criminals.
Jordan Diaz
aawwwww, bless them with their lovely cat hats. My cat killed a bird yesterday and dropped it at my feet. I gave her some tuna from a tin as a reward as it's supposed to be a present for me. I don't want her to kill birds, but rodents are fair game; rats, mice, whatever. Fuck 'em. Cats are fucking vicious hunters. I watched my cat get into a fight with another cat; they were making this weird growling noise and then got down to business. It was great to see them scrapping. She came back with claw marks. She loves my dog too. It's comfy to watch them try and communicate; but they do.
William Watson
I also keep ckickens for eggs. They are shit scared of my cat, but don't give a fuck about the dog. My dog alerts me to foxes and I shoot the cunts with a BB rifle or shotgun if the bastards get close. The cat just hides. The chickens make a lot of noise when a fox is near, but my dog can detect them miles away.
Lucas Howard
Cats are garbage-tier pets.
Thanks for proving my point just before I posted.
Elijah Scott
Dude what, I get not liking cats but what you just said is some grade A bullshit
Hunter Collins
I remember it was a bit of a meme a few years ago that 4chan (pre exodus) and tumblr were a lot like gradeschool crushes. They pull each other's hair and shout insults, not because they hate each other, but because they are hiding their feelings for each other.
Aiden Brooks
Look up how feral and "outdoor" cats depopulate birds and small rodents at levels far above previously thought. The introduction of just 1 feline has the potential to disrupt an entire foodchain. Cats are garbage tier pets pets because they are selfish and lazy. With a very small exception they do no have the protective instinct, loyalty, or train-ability to perform useful tasks that an animal like dogs can. It's not their fault. People and dogs evolved together for 10s of thousands of years.
Nathan Thomas
Yes us disciples of Kek can only fap to SSBBW porn and fuck fat chicks.
Isaiah Diaz
It was a terribe forced meme pushed by drawfags.
Michael Smith
sleep tight porker
Brayden Campbell
I don't know what you're stating. I'll just post this. It's simple. Cats can never be fully domesticated. They are semi wild and can survive without humans. They only think about survival. Dogs cannot survive without humans. It's an ancient bond. My dog is a sighthound- their defence is to be fast. She can run so fast that if she gets attacked, then she just runs. Also she never barks. She is silent. Show her a rabbit and she will go into some primordial kill mode. It's like a switch has been flicked. Yet she is friends with my cat.
Nolan Flores
I kind of like this.
Juan Williams
The feline jew can be nice if you want a little critter that can provide some amusement without actual, not needing constant attention and isn't powerful enough to backstab you.
Unless you luck out with personality, a pet of convenience, not a friend. But if you're into that, that's what you get.
Chase Diaz
see
for clarification why I think cats are harmful. It's primarily because of what they do when left to roam outdoors or establish feral populations. I also don't like them as stated in that post because they are niggers. Selfish and lazy, but can be bribed to perform tricks for amusement. They will never be family.
Dogs are far more useful, complex, and comfy. I do have experience with sight hounds as my family rescued racing greyhound growing up. Talk about prey drive.
Ethan Nguyen
wew
Wyatt Ramirez
Sleep tight porker
Mason Cruz
I let my autism get the better of me. Here's oc to make up for it.
Aaron Stewart
Alright, m8. I don't wish to make an internet fight. I love both my cat and dog. They are different creatures, yet they are both hunters. My dog is so fast. It's a defence that is in her genes. When I take her for a walk, I only use a leash when we're near a road. Which isn't often as we live is the sticks next to a river. The cat just makes a meeow in a certain way when she wants to be let out. She has different calls for being hungry, wanting to be let out, greeting, etc. My dog is silent. She never makes a noise. If she wants something, then she uses body language. The thing that enchants me are the ways that the cat and dog interact. It's like they've developed their own system of communication. It's amazing to see.
Jaxson Walker
Things like this make me sure that we are living in the Kali Yuga.
Nathaniel Lee
sleep tight porker
Ethan Mitchell
Not only do they exterminate all that vermin but they are also small soft and nice to pet There is a reason why they've been worshiped so much in the past
Landon Sullivan
Does anybody know where the first pic comes from? I think I know that twat.
Ryder Wilson
Sleep tight, smug.
Nicholas Thomas
Sleep tight porker.
Caleb Wood
Cats are inferior to the natural predators, which cats kill, who take care of those issue. Unless you're talking about cities. misspelled Kike slums are on a whole level of fucked that nature can't fix. Raze them all to the ground. I won't be responding.
I got it from here www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2017/01/12/minding-their-knitting.html jewgling pussyhats on strtpage.
Andrew Barnes
U mad bro My bad, i was gonna quote you but i forgot A tread about laughing at femipigs and their hats? what's to derrail, this is basically a lolcow tread at this point
Dominic Hill
Some more pics for twatterfags and a bump. Plenty of hooknoses if you lookthrough pics, but I'm not a drawfag. Maybe they can put oinkers on and still highlight the kikes.
Easton Young
sleep tight porker
Owen Smith
Thanks. Not the slut I know. Would have been great dive-bomb her business with something so incrementing
Gabriel Howard
"Sleep Tight Porker" The Bane of All Mohammedeans
Brody King
sleep tight porker
Asher Williams
Bitches just don't knit good. The hats are oversized so they flop. Pattern sucks cause ears are too far wide and back
Adam Allen
They just knit a rectangular pouch and then they two seams for the ears. I guess it's a seem. I don't sew. Although I do know some sewfags who make bomb ass tac and outdoor gear. I saw one pic with a bitch carrying a stack of them before the "ears" were knit into them.
Levi Miller
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Charles Cruz
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Jayden Wilson
Looks like she's stealing h3h3's ideas for her own shitty politics, because she's unoriginal
Henry Martinez
sleep tight porker
Logan Johnson
sleep tight porker
Luis Cox
sleep snug, smug
Blake Sanders
What policy does Trump have that's anti-feminist?
Isaac Hernandez
R O A S T I E O A S T I E
Chase Parker
I was having trouble sleeping last night and wished this porker well. It actually helped.
THANK YOU PORKER
Matthew Lewis
That's the problem. Lazy. The hat, but especially the ears, need shape and structure. They add ears after and they just flop on the seam
Thomas Bell
I remember my fat aunt posting on Faceberg about this.
All I can say is that at least women are getting intune with their instincts such as knitting
Angel Perry
sleep tight porker
Asher Barnes
you monster
Camden Nguyen
sleep tight, porker.
Sleep snug, smug.
Gabriel Nguyen
Some more pics. Reporting for sticky because this has a chance of being an op. My twatters were shoahed around election time and I haven't keeping up on the buzz. If this is picking up steam, it needs to be memed.
Julian Cox
sleep tight porker been having trouble sleeping lately
sleep snug, smug
Kayden Morris
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Adam Wood
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER I haven't slept more than 3 hours at a time for over 4 years. Help me porker.
Jack Jackson
sleep tight porker
sleep snug, smug
Jacob Brown
sleep tight porker
Austin Jones
Sleep tight, Harper.
Bentley Harris
sleep snug, smug.
David King
bump with some more oc
Nicholas Jones
Topeppa
Connor Hernandez
not sure how it saved before the transform, but I'm not drawfag
Samuel Sanders
sleep tight porker
Blake Collins
sleep snug, smug
Dominic Thompson
Just remember she was also eating rat shit
Jonathan Gray
clearly we should photoshop that one to look like a dick
Brayden Rogers
why are you saging faget?
Aaron Ortiz
wow, if this is unironic they are fucking retarded.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUN PIGGY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aiden Martin
sleep tight porker.
sleep snug, smug.
Elijah Hall
Dont.
Jace Smith
You're a real dumb shit.
Zachary Barnes
Genuinely don't know where you're going with this. Unless you're one of whats his nuts' bots. They've been showing up intermittently.
oc for bump.
Ethan Robinson
"sleep tight porker"
Jaxson Moore
sleep tight porker
Levi Hill
sleep tight porker
Elijah Walker
sleep snug, smug
Bentley Davis
This photo is white people in 2017 in a nutshell.
John Rogers
Sleep tight porker
Chase Lee
At least they display their warning signs openly
Adrian Rodriguez
Sorry m80. Not sure what kinda sleep you'll be getting tonight.
Leo Phillips
Are they trying to co-opt catgirls now?
Logan James
get fucked ratjew
William Allen
Yes. Pic related is a catgrill you can actually achieve. Keep fapping to cartoons.
Aaron Perry
Its a homophone, the spelling is not important to convey intent on the internet
Hudson Wood
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Christopher Bennett
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Connor Robinson
You literally can't make this shit up.
Ryder Howard
disgusting. I'd rather fap to cartoons than end up with AIDS and alimony. also joost is honorary cartoon
Colton Lopez
sleep tight porker
Hudson Phillips
Lost my ID as the fempig user because I'm retarded and restarted my comp.
Then quit being autistic. Meet, romance, and marry a nice Aryan woman and make str0nk Aryan babbies. all you plebs lusting over asuka. migato-chan is the true waifu. I had to borrow that shit on vhs from a friend who bought it at a nip flea market who knows where.
Jeremiah Green
That's how long it's been.
Isaac Clark
Kinda looks like you just proved him right fam…
Zachary Perez
As a werewolf I don't have restful sleeping perks.
Henry Thomas
dirty slut who jumps on anything with a pulse
Andrew King
Underrated post
Juan Nguyen
Are you that /a/non who use to fansub vhs back in the day?
Kayden Price
That's not a girl. That's a whale.
Jeremiah Diaz
No, I am an Holla Forumstard newfag who hasn't watched cartoons in a very long time. Stopped before 4chon ever existed.
Jordan Rogers
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Alexander Long
You ancient motherfucker.
Asher Wood
I recommend trump supporters start wearing pic related as a counter statement.
(I'm loving mine, even if it is a Chinese reproduction. Keeps my head warm and is comfy as fuck even in these miserable mid west winters.)
Jacob Perry
sleep tight porker
Jaxson Perez
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Samuel Fisher
sleep tight porker
Camden Edwards
sleep tight porker
sleep snug, smug
Eli Bennett
LOL
Aiden Hughes
It's so perfect I have to wonder if someone rused them into doing this.
Leo James
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Levi Hughes
Somebody use the leftypol pig meme on these porkers.
Mason Watson
You never learn to meme responsibly.
Asher Myers
Sleep Snug, Smug
Caleb Murphy
Sleep tight, Porker, and with it, Sleep snug, smug.
Luke Hernandez
Sleep Tight Porker.
Grayson Gutierrez
birds are the best pets, have personalities, are always alert and make good home sentries, can entertain themselves but will also bond and cherish attention, qt3.14's love them, allergies keep the qt3.14's with weak genetics away, and they don't need a lot of food so they're cheap to upkeep.
always handle them carefully because they're fragile
Thomas Green
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Nicholas Roberts
You're complaining about wasting time while posting on this board and in this thread, all the while ignoring the fact that people can multi-task and some people have plenty of time on their hands. Take your concern trolling somewhere else and let people meme.
Asher Thomas
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William Ward
sleep tight porker
Isaac White
FUCKIN LEGEND U C K I N
L E G E N D
Angel King
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Blake Morales
SLEEP TIGHT PORKER
Xavier Adams
Oh noo! First furry porn and now furrious knitting! How will Trump defeat this one? Truly these people are masters of warfare
Connor Reed
sleep tight porker
Mason Young
Somehow I managed to read your post in my mind with such a ridiculous voice that I've been laughing my ass of for a while now.
Grayson Campbell
sleep tight porker
Aaron Price
sleep tight porker
Lincoln Perry
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Tyler Russell
Terminal 7 porker
Ryder Jones
Fucker, cats are a godsend. I see you dont have any stores of grain/corn that routinely gets infested by fucking mice every damn winter. Also I have a snek up there, but she is slow in killing them, although the rats are non existent because of her and her brood murder/rapes their whole nests.
Henry Harris
Sleep tight, porker.
Jace Peterson
*misato best girl*
Christian Myers
im fucking retarded to fuck up the spoiler
Carter Harris
Sleep tight porker.
Jose Ross
This gold. Kek bless you user
Ryder Powell
Gold
Would fugg
Liam Torres
It was in australia
Carson Thompson
sleep tight porker
Nicholas Nelson
sleep snug smug!
Easton Russell
They really think they can, if only they cry loud enough.
Lucas Johnson
That notch fag has obviously never encountered a mate who knows power word: kill or true name majiks
Anthony Gonzalez
looks like a prolapsed anus.
Isaac Hernandez
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Josiah Wright
There is one respect in which I feel slightly less pity for a field or bank vole than I do for a little bird killed by a cat: rodents multiply at a far greater speed than birds. As an animal group, birds are characterised by extremely limited progeny and a correspondingly long lifespan. Only a few species of birds in Finland manage to leave more than one living descendant each: hole-nesting birds, some ducks and — in exceptionally good years — fowl. When a cat succeeds in catching a chaffinch in a forest, this is a more serious loss than a layman might imagine: it may well be a nearly ten-year-old bird that has had hundreds of close encounters with sparrowhawks, merlins and earth-dwelling predators; that has survived maybe twenty risky crossings of the Baltic Sea, thousands of electric wires and cars — and perhaps succeeded in breeding only that summer and has only two offspring to take care of until autumn. There seems to be no census for the cat population in Finland, as these animals have never been taxed, registered or listed. In any case, there must be many hundreds of thousands of cats in the country — an almost endless supply. When a friend of nature starts confronting this nightmare in earnest, the end is nowhere in sight. A friend of mine from Pälkäne, whose wagtail nests never survived, finally lost his temper and laid a cat trap. He set it in his barn at midday; by evening, he had silenced seven cats (I cannot remember how many he caught later on). I have lived in many places, and in all of them the parade of multicoloured cats was endless (a cat that is uniformly of the same colour is more of an exception than a rule). I know from the powdery white of springtime snowfields that in the whole of Tavastia there isn’t a single field where cat tracks are not the most common pattern. On spring mornings, the same paw prints extend across Vanajanselkä for miles.
The cat problem is growing all the more serious now that animal protection authorities have passed a new insane resolution: they have decreed that putting a cat down by drowning is illegal. The breeding patterns among domestic cats have long infringed all natural boundaries: each cat now has a life span of twenty years, brings forth two large broods a year, is fertile under the age of one and knows no natural enemies. Nothing even close to this has ever been observed in nature. I am not sure how many years it would take cats to cover the face of the Earth, but it wouldn’t be many. Across the ages, a necessary method of defence has been the drowning of kittens and other unwanted cats. If anything, this is a humane act, considering that even in the case of humans drowning is the easiest and most blissful way to die. There are few guns in this country: Finland is not the United States. Besides, anyone even slightly familiar with Finland and the fees charged by its veterinarians knows that anaesthetic injections will not stop the cat catastrophe. I cannot predict what will happen, but the situation seems hopeless.
Currently, hordes of cats are posing a severe threat to the conservation of birds and wildlife. A minimum requirement would be for cats to be registered and kept on a tight leash when outside; were any cat to be found slaughtering a protected animal, its owner should be prosecuted. This, however, is pure utopia — as is always the case with attempts to protect nature that clash with people’s ardent desires.