WebM Thread

Post whatever you damn well please.

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dailymotion.com/video/x4v79hg
archive.org/details/inglassdarkly00lefa
hooktube.com/watch?v=5F702UNY3hE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Love Dinner with Andre

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rachelanon here. I got a three day global ban in the other shithole for posting a webm of Arina, the Russian streamer chick, dancing. Strange considering webms of her posted by other anons were totally fine. What a fucking joke.

I don't understand why people don't like this scene.

Some people think Spiderman is serious business.

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Welcome Rachelanon, I got banned for the lady houdini webm. Load of bullshit. Got sick of the arbitrary moderation, so started a thread here.

i fucking love westerns

This was an interesting film.

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Nice, do you have the final stand off from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?

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I love her so much
#Continuum

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That scene from My Dinner With Andre is interesting to look back on considering how politics have flipped around and about over the years. Like at the time that movie was made, baby boomers were still feeling like total radicals for supporting what were essentially socialist policies for academia and welfare programs while also supporting some extreme libertarian economics (though they probably still feel this way).

Even this idea espoused in the clip that all media is being used to indoctrinate so you should cut yourself off from it all while at the same time wanting to protect little reserves of knowledge where people can express themselves. It's a contradiction, but probably made at the time before the internet where the average person wouldn't be able to just spread an essay to a few thousand other people while just sitting at home slightly bored on a Saturday afternoon. It's hard for me to even wrap my mind around how cut off from society people really were before the internet in comparison to how they choose to close themselves off after it.

What's the source on the last one?

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Unlimited immigration and free trade policies.

/film/ thinks Bladerunner is a shitty movie. They seem to be obsessed with clips that are slow and "artsy" but really seem like nothing happens. Or you have the bullshit like WebM related.

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Looks like a teaser for Twin Peaks season 4 tbh fam

I think that except the 'Time to die' line, that is a very competent scene. Maybe some might consider it cliché, but i think it fits the tone of the movie. It's a visually stunning film, it's certainly not a masterpiece but to say it is shit is simply moronic; some people take themselves too seriously, to the point of only valuing obscure work.
**former /film/ lurker, too bad it's pretty much a dead board nowadays

Shit, fucked up the spoiler.

And as I mentioned they are in favor of socialist policies for welfare and academia, so what is the point of this graph? To say I was right?

Holla Forums, I…

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it's not a free market when the amount of subsidies and regulations has increased every year

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one my most favorite movies.It always gets me out of depression.

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So that makes free trade policies not seem libertarian?

Wait, this isn't Holla Forums. Why nobody warned me of my mistake?

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Unless you're posting cuckime or ugly waifus, no-one really gives a shit. It's why Holla Forums is the best board on Holla Forums.

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>>>/waifuist/
>>>/trash/

Is this from American History X or something?

It's from an interview with Ryan Gosling.

no, it means they haven't enacted free trade policies

How?

because the amount of restrictions on free trade has grown every year

I'm not sure what's confusing you

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I know that feel

why do i keep forgetting?

how can you forget such a joyous occasion?

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goddamit, i didn't come here to feel..

After you

Well, that certainly put a damper on my mood ;_;

They saved it afterward, right? Someone adopted it, right?

The cub died, user. You shouldn't interfere with nature.

That's only an argument if we don't help niggers either.

Sorry 'bout your mother, user. We could have saved her life, but you shouldn't interfere with nature.

its back legs and hips were broken, it would have been a burden on anyone.

A dying mother is a burden on her children, only with the benefit of our technology are we able to accept such things. In our natural environment, there is no such thing as could. This is not analogous.

We do not interfere when the prey of lions suffer due to the lions natural need to eat. We do not interfere when the lions suffer either. Nature is to be preserved.

A team of vets could have saved it, and it could have been saved. At the very least they could have eased the suffering.


Sure thing, buddy.

you are deluded, broken hips and back legs was a death sentence without 24hour care
a burden on anyone
would you have humanity devote itself to preventing nature?

This is what happens when people become detached from the reality around them and start desperately seeking outlets to express "empathy". There's propably a human or an animal suffering only a few hundred feet from you, but you don't really care because nobody made an emotional video about them.

It's not an argument, it's a law of nature; if you try to change it it'll eventually bite you in the ass, just like it's biting us right now for inviting the third world into civilized societies, for feeding and treating diseases of people in other continents causing overgrowth of population in areas who can't naturally be made self sustaining for a group of people that large.

The laws of nature are unchangeable, some people's hypocrisy won't affect their validity.

You are a burden on your parents and nature, but yet here we are.
Why would you let your parents devote them selves to preventing nature?

Have Wakaliwood made any new movies since Who Killed Captain Alex? If so, where to see them?

im not crippled or mentally disabled, my parents raised me fine enough for me to provide and live for myself. abandoning a healthy baby is retarded

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I'm not the one spamming that ugly munter.

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I laugh every time the guy's head explodes.

Sage for munter.

what the fuck

its in the file name user

I think it's one of those things where everyone pretends to hate it but actually thinks it's fun.
That's what I tell myself at least, I saw it in theaters with my dad and brother and I could see them both physically cringed out of the corner of my eye when this scene appeared.

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I'm legitimately having a hard time figuring out if you're just pretending or not.
8/10 if you are.

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Too soon, user.

it's been 12 years. get over it.

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kek

Willow > The Hobbit Trilogy

No doubt. I like to imagine the Hobbit Trilogy never happened.

Hell yes. I wish we had more standalone fantasy movies like Willow.

ThisCan'tBeReal.jpg

It's satire. The guy who made it regularly challenges Israeli policies and norms. He's a critic of his own society. The Holla Forumslack who posted it either doesn't care to know that, or doesn't want you to know it. He wants you to think it's a sincere representation of Jewish thought.

Thanks for the explaination friendo. Hard to tell these days.

Gee, you're a smart one, aren't you…

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eww, spoiler that shit

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Are their distractingly erect nipples in that scene a plot point?

Pr…probably

Are there any board specific rules for Holla Forums?

1. post
2. ???
3 (((profit)))

this shit brings back memories

Didn't even notice tbh

best chan

kek, good movie

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I think it just gave me cancer. This isn't real right?

anyone got the "to be continued" version of this one?

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Always liked the soundtrack to Wild Things.

Comfy 90s.

Kevin Bacon should have been a comedy actor.

Can't take someone with the name Bacon seriously.

It's true.
It's damn true.


Yeah, 1330, B14, 12 O'Clock and some other stuff. Production values are going up but the, uh, aesthetics are intact.

but is it real?

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Pretty interesting webm thread. Brought back a lot of memories and some feels. Been a while since we had a thread this good.

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That's the first time I've seen who's on first base in its entirety.

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requesting webm,
dailymotion.com/video/x4v79hg
15:46 - 17:28

that made me more uncomfortable than mp4related

What game is this?

Cuphead

Jeez, Daily Motion has a million scripts

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glorious

The perfect autistic screech

NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO

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IKR, I was laughing at the ooh la la only to then watch 2nd clip.

You think something that crap is fake?

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FUCK
This movie crushed my soul. Why did you have to post this?

I know mate, it did a number on me too.

Please enjoy these cute animals.

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Man this movie and this scene gave me some of the greatest fun of my life. As a child my parents had a house with a long hall way in it. I would put my roller skates on my hands and chase my sister around in that hallway until my parents rescued her or she realized she could just open the door. Gets me laughing every time.

what is it

Never Let Me Go. Brilliant novel and film.

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more 90s

wtf mate this is scary as hell

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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STOP

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She's hot. Especially for a Kurd speaking Hebrew.

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This man is dead inside.

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Yojimbo?

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kek

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ay

She's great. Might do some Bound webms.

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Never realized that song was about a school shooting before.

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wew

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It's amazing how media changes when you start to pierce the veil isn't it.

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Is it edited? What's the source?

why is she sad?

She's overwhelmed with emotion, she can't believe it's real. Tears of joy user.

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this arc of the movie really resonated with me as a edgy teen back then.

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Reminder if you think you think you're above Rick and Morty, you're above these nuts.

I don't know why I watched the whole thing but gosh, every criticism of Rick & Morty and its fan base is totally right. Fuck this show and its terrible audience.

Because women start crying when they feel happy.
They also cry when they are angry or sad.

Truly a strange being.

Yea, I can see that.

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It is a sincere representation of Jewish thought, have you ever heard of the Talmud? If the Jews did not speak out against Christ, they would have no religion. For there to even be modern Jews, they must de-fact reject Christ and Christianity.

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What? Judaism predates Christ by centuries.

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wonderful

Oh, is that a preview of the new show from the GoT showrunners? Confederate, was it? I'll be sure to get an HBO subscription when it airs.

YOU DUMB GOY, YOU WILL GET IT NOW!!!

As much as I enjoy being a paypig for jews there just isn't anything worth seeing on HBO right now.

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What did he mean by this?

Sounds like she's constipated.

I didn't come here for feels.

holy fuck that cat video….. top kek

>>>/zoo/

It was a sarcastic "wonderful"

Is that it?

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Well, who doesn't like to shitpost?

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I think it's a PG. Not much sex in the movie.

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Literally can only see nose.

Practically every woman in Hollywood has a nose job. Stands out when they don't.

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Didn't have much of a problem with 1 & 2 tbh, but am gaining a greater appreciation of historical trends and starting to.

What are the essentials when it comes to sapphic кино?

D.E.B.S. (both the short and the feature length film), Natasha, Saving Face, Imagine Me and You, Cracks, But I’m a Cheerleader, Bound, Fucking Åmål (aka Show Me Love), Blue is the Warmest Colour.

Loved Show Me Love. DEBS, But I'm a Cheerleader, and Saving Face are cute. Couldn't stand Blue is the Warmest Colour. Bound has some hot fucking. Yet to see Natasha or Imagine me and You.

Essentials? Probably a film that would be great sapphic or no. None really rank as kino for me, though I thought Show Me Love was a good film. Desert Hearts wasn't that bad either.

How could I forget? Mulholland Drive and The Hunger are both Kino.

Natasha was decent - there is some camp, but the relationship was nice and sweet. One of the scenes was, IMHO, somewhat ruined by the pervy little brother spying on them.

Imagine Me and You was pretty decent as well - a somewhat typical romantic comedy, but with lesbians. Lena Heady and Anthony Stewart Head are the biggest names in it.

Embrace of the Vampire, both the 1995(?) film, and the 2013 remake should also be on the list. Not kino, but worth a watch.

And, if you are not above a fun flick, All Cheerleaders Die - a silly comedy/horror(?) combination with pretty cheerleaders in skimpy outfits, and a sapphic pairing.

Jean Rollin's Fascination is worth a watch as well - very beautiful film with some classic Rollin sapphic scenes thrown in there.

That Natasha webm

Never heard of this. Will look them up.

All Cheerleaders Die was way more fun than I was expecting. Was Fascination the one where it shows them showering together after they murder someone? I get the ol' lesbian vamp flicks mixed up.

Don’t remember any shower scene in Fascination. There was a shoehorned scene of the two girls making out in various states of undress in their bedroom. The film was also about a blood cult, so technically not actual vampires.

I have only seen one other Jean Rollin film, Le Frisson des Vampires (1971), but I think the one you are thinking might be Les Paumées du Petit Matin (aka The Escapees or The Runaways).
I think every single film by Rollin have lesbians in it…

While we are on the topic of lesbian vampire films…
The Vampire Lovers by Hammer Horror is an adaptation of J. Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla
I also think the Fright Night 2 remake had a lesbian scene.

Another honourable mention is Haute Tension (High Tension) from 2003 - mostly a horror/slasher, but with a sapphic pairing.

Yes I remember it vaguely now. Need to watch that one again, and Frisson which I apparently have on my HDD but never watched kek. So many movies to go through.

Would like to read Carmilla. Seems to have been an influence for Mulholland Drive as well.

Found it. Vampyres - Daughters of Dracula (1974). They're like ghost vampires or something. Sperging like virgins in the shower.

Fright Night 2 would have benefited from a lesbian scene alas it only has an undertone.

Added to the list. Thanks for the recommendations user.

You can read Carmilla here: archive.org/details/inglassdarkly00lefa
They did a web series based on it as well, but it has very, very little to do with the original short story, and they couldn’t help themselves but throw in some SJW shit as well while they were at it.
Basically they only kept the names of the characters (and some place names), but changed everything else – the personalities are completely different – in the story Carmilla acts sweet and gentle to Laura from the very beginning (to make it easier to prey on her blood) – in the web series she is a bitch.

I don’t mind them updating it for a modern audience, ie, setting it in the present day, but they changed way too much, especially the personalities of the characters.

Aces user thanks for the link. Sounds like the web series is just capitalising off the character names and title.
Ain't that the way with everything these days? It's all so tiresome.

Who's the redhead?

It takes place on a university in the current year, so I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise that forced some SJW BS into the show. I have only seen the first season – the episodes are very short so it is a quick watch.

Sharon J. Belle, she plays Danny Lawrence on the show - she is easily best girl.
She would make the perfect Teela in a live-action He-Man film tbh.

Carmilla's a good story, and pretty short. You should definitely read it.

Seriously no one knows what the third one is?

Pretty. I'll check out the show.

Always wanted to read it. Now I got the pdf might give it a go this weekend.

It features one of my favorite lines: "You are mine, you shall be mine, and you and I are one forever."

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I live for the day one of those girls comes back for a "visit" and shoots him in his fat face.

(heiled x2)

It was meant to be.

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That's fucking disturbing.

Ok, just watched the first season

Waited 36 episodes to see ONE kiss. Hope there's more kissing in future seasons. Pretty fun for a vlog concept.

I concur.
Wish we would have gotten to see some more conflict in Carmilla as she is torn between her (blossoming) love for Laura, her lust for her blood, and loyalty to her mother.

I came up with an idea for a short scene that would convey this conflict within Carmilla between her lust for blood and her love for Laura without using any dialogue: Laura suspects something is up with her mysterious & weird roommate, so she sets up her webcam to film as she sleeps in an attempt to find out what Carmilla gets up to at night. The entire scene at night could be shot in night vision – Laura is sleeping quietly in her bed, Carmilla pretends to be asleep. Then, she gets up, preparing to head out for the night. She stops, and watches Laura sleep for a moment, then slowly moves closer and closer à la Renfield approaching the unconscious maid in Dracula (1931). She stands there for a moment – a silent storm raging inside her as she fights the urge to lean in and bite Laura. She looks like a drug addict going thru withdrawal and fighting not to give in. Laura moves in her sleep, and Carmilla snaps out of the trance-like state, realising how close she’s come to attacking Laura – she rushes out of the dorm.

Apparently there are three seasons – a prequel season (season 0), and season 2. From what I have read online, Danny’s character is ruined in season two. Also, she might be/or become a werewolf .

Yeah, it is an interesting format, I wish there were more series like it – either original work, or adaptations of existing work. I wouldn’t mind seeing something similar like Carmilla set at Miskatonic University tbh.

That mp4

Your short scene would have being great. They couldn't seem to go for more than two seconds without dialogue. I started watching season 2 yesterday. Already looked better, looks like more money on sets etc.

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requesting webming pls
jackie chan dubbing himself
hooktube.com/watch?v=5F702UNY3hE

2:55 - 3:40

Here you go m8

Is it worth watching?

Only watched 4 or 5 eps so far. Seemed easier to watch and made me laugh already. Maybe because a story has been established? Still haven't read Carmilla yet. So many happenings lately.

Ok just finished the second season. If you liked the first season enough then give this one a go. Some beautiful intense scenes in between a lot of fluff.
>Danny - lovesick cuck for Laura, no character development at all so pretty boring until prologue of last ep

Story has pointless twists and turns but still entertaining at times.

Watching season 3. Kek the dude from Just Shoot Me and Veronica Mars is in it. He's great.

New thread

Damn shit gets intense in season three. Definitely worth watching.

Guess I should quit stalling and continue watching then.

Come now, user - I think we all know the reason: he's a hwhite male

Hopefully they'll get rid of/give LaFontaine much less screen time… I did not care for her them at all.

That's one of the other SJW ideas they've added btw - LaFontaine prefers some stupid non-gender spesific pronouns.

La Fontaine got better in the third season even with the sjwisms. She/they actually seems to get more screen time I think. Perry is much better possessed. Danny pretty much blinks out of the show. But I got into Laura/Carmilla so didn't really care anymore.

Apparently a movie is being released later this month. Glad I only found out about this show last week. Being able to binge watch it was good.

I know

FUUUG!
I might not have disliked her/them so much if they had cast a different actress in the role. There is an awful lot of redheads in this show come to think of it…

Say what? A legit, full-length film? A continuation of the series, or a remake, or what? I might actually check this out - probably should finish watching the series first though.

There was another sapphic themed web series on BlipTV too back in the day. Not as enjoyable as Carmilla though, and who knows if it is still viewable after BlipTV went belly up…

Just read it. So engaging. So many questions. What happened to her 'mother' and henchmen? Did the poor general's daughter have to be disposed of at a later date? etc.

Yeah I couldn't believe it when I finished the series and saw the movie was just now coming out. I believe it takes place five years following the events of season 3. From the trailers it looks like they explore Carmilla's past (with her first love, the girl in white). Don't know if through flash backs or through time travel. Looks like Kersh, Lafontaine, Perry and others are in it but didn't spot Danny.

Everyone was raging with excitement about some girl being in the movie from another lez show.

They're showing it in Canadian theatres and releasing online globally.

I thought this one was missing something.
Not anymore.

kek

white epilepsy got shit on pretty recently over there
if you think a fast version is a serious tribute you probably missed the point

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