Another one bites the dust at Marvel

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

Solicits for Marvel in September were released
And the Unstoppable Wasp is nowhere to be seen indicating its August issue will be its last, Moon Girl is also said to be concluding in its 23rd issue.

America is still keep going and likely will last as long as Hellcat, since Riveira is a cheap-ass ho like Kate Leth and Wasp's author probably demanded a raise like BP:The Crew's author and Chelsea Cain.

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

They will also apparently retire Captain Falcon unless if I am not mistaken and this is part of Generations.

It also seems they will keep Whor for a loooong time. Despite Marvel making Carol Danvers their own Wonder Woman, Whor is technically their biggest female character in terms of sales since she has sold comparetively better than Carol, whose most recent issue was over at 17,000 copies.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

dat moon boy cover
moon coon walking away sad as her t-rex buddy goes back to his OG pal

10/10

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

America continues
that means more America story-times

Kill me now.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

I wouldn't celebrate Moon Girl just yet.

MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #23
BRANDON MONTCLARE (W) • NATACHA BUSTOS (A/C)
IT’S THE END OF AN ERA AS “GIRL-MOON” REACHES ITS STUNNING CONCLUSION!
• Lunella and Devil’s adventure took them across space…now they’re going through time! Hey, didn’t Devil used to have a different partner? Devil makes the hardest choice of all…
32 PGS./Rated T …$3.99

There's usually a "FINAL ISSUE" in final issue solicits. I don't see one on this.

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

I wish we'd get a terrorist attack on Marvel's HQ already.

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Meh. As a kid I'd be all over Moon Girl.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

What's Gwenpool sales been like recently?

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

This is just a small victory. Marvel will continue to be shit and Legacy will be even worse than just a half-assed Rebirth. At this point its too late for them to improve and they have absolutely nobody that can save their company. Either pic related or Brian Michael Bendis are the most likely people to become Editor in Chief next.

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

Marvel doesn't really do that. They usually just let you find out by a book not being solicited.

Chase Young
Chase Young

Somehow this bitch flew under my radar.
help edit the end of the Ulitmate Universe and Miles Morales
co-created Ms. Marvel
edited Captain Marvel and girl Hawkeye

Pure cancer.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

the only decent mainline title is a half slice-of-live comedy about a cute neet girl with mental disorders and half taking a piss of Deadpool.

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

Gwen Poole is such a great character, she doesn't deserve such shitty parents.

Julian Butler
Julian Butler

How can they make a /fit/ girl and make it look ugly?
America is still keep going and likely will last as long as Hellcat
JUST

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

Well if you weren't giving money to Marvel before, now's a good time to write them off as any. I don't normally play the white genocide card but she's a cunt. Also Sharia laws biggest selling point is no loan or credit interest? I just don't rack up my debt. I'd prefer being responsible with my money over some raghead stabbing me for some slight.

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

It would make a decent animated series pitch in the early 2000's or late 90's

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

shitty parents
She pays no bills and lives a cushy life of video games and comic books. She lives in a comfort zone where she constantly makes excuses to not try harder and never commits to anything. Her parents only want to see she escaping from this deadly spiral of self-pity and decay.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

Her dad literally wants her to stop being a NEET. Her parents actually do love her.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Aww, that was actually pretty sweet.

Okay, I take it back, I judged him too quickly based on that one little outburst. It's actually pretty understandable that he's so frustrated.

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

I'd laugh if that happened.

Asher Price
Asher Price

That would actually be kind of funny. Jihadi's don't exist in the marvel universe if I recall.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

Fuck, bring back Jim Shooter

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

the art is also the best art out of all the new series.

Studio Gurihiru.

They're the ones who made that cute version of squirrel girl, the version we wanted, not the downsie squirrel girl we got.

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

If the concept was actually executed properly then sure.

I take it the America threads will be the new Hellcat threads we used to have.

That's so sweet.

878639

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

doesn't down syndrome squirrel girl cost like 2 sandwiches and a nickle to make?

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

and a blowjob

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

She looks like a 15 year old boy. I don't think she's the one giving blowjobs.

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

If Bendis becomes Editor in Chief, Eddie Brock will be killed and raped. If Sana Amanat becomes Chief, Eddie will either convert to Islam or get killed and replaced by a Muslim.

God dammit.

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

Venom is better.

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

You forgot to mention the part that its creators are all freelancers: No Marvel employees are behind it. Even the editor's importance is questionable as Hastings did fine without one for a decade.

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

He's a little "LOL Memes" to me
….Did she just diss on Waypool?

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

Yeah…Marvel went to shit when Shooter left in what? 80's? 90's?

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

couldn't graduate high school
friends moved away
didn't get job at a restaurant
has loving parents eating at dinner table, roof over her head, delicious food, clothing, electricity, water, is also some kind of superhero.
Fuck this bitch, her dad is right, her life is cushy and her problems are fucking minuscule.

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

fucking cover

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

Either way, Brockfag stays on the board.
Lose/lose situation to me.

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

Fuck all this SJW shite.
You can't sustain a company with this.

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

breddy gud

Kind of strange that she'd want to live in the Marvel universe when she's the only good comic in it though.

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Now thats a new angle on an old cliché.

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

This came out modern Big Two
This came out of modern MARVEL

Like with Rebirth Shazam!, Gwenpool had to go ahead and remind me that comics can be good if PEOPLE GAVE A FUCKING SHIT!

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Man, she's adorable. Could've done without the pink hair though.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

realistically speaking, living in the marvel universe would be the worst thing ever, and if i ever ended up there, all i would do is pray to return here.

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

Pray to return to your dead end life of shitposting and being forever alone?

The terror of the MCU is more merciful than facing the horror that is our reality.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

How can they make a /fit/ girl and make it look ugly?
The face is that turns me off the most because its the most manly looking face from that angle.

Well if you weren't giving money to Marvel before, now's a good time to write them off as any.
I would considered if they dropped the identity politics or contained it to certain titles, but they can't help themselves. The X-Men Gold title which they used as an example of heroes going back to basics and dropping politics immediately tackled the topic of deportation. This is just one example of many… The determination of them to keep these Tumblr characters that many people love writing about online, but never buy it, will remain so long as people like these are still employed. No point in giving Marvel any money if hacks like this raghead, Jason Aaron or Mark Waid are still employed

Wait is this real? Is this in the actual comic or is it an edit?

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

I would've liked it a fair bit, were it not associated with venomous cunts in my mind. It's a shame that something that can add so much visual appeal to a character has become a symbol of empty rebellion and shitty personalities.

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

Well, let's see.

Dead end life and being forever alone vs being powerless in a world where people can blow things up if they think hard enough

give me super powers then dump me in there…

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Someone should storytime Hastings' previous book, Longshot Saves The Universe.
It's pretty good before it goes completely lolrandom, but I think he learned his lesson there before he did Gwenpool.
A couple of good moments, like Longshot using his luck power to get a free haircut, but he looks really nervous that the kickback from using his power selfishly means he's going to have to fuck the hairdresser.
And Reed and Tony driving a truck with some handwavium McGuffinite, and "Get Lucky" comes on the radio, and Reed's like, "I like this song, what is it?" and Tony just looks at him, and he says "I've been to FOUR weddings this month and they played this at ALL of them.".

Jacob James
Jacob James

Or maybe they should just storytime Dr. McNinja.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Honestly, if I had that power…I'd jump into some doujins or a universe where I don't get killed easily or the stories are so comfy that you don't want to leave.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

Their creative director advocates wiping out whites. They're never going to change.

Brockfag will still tell people to vote with their wallets and buy his book

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Buying anything Marvel

That's going to be a tough one. Name one good Marvel book right now..I mean, really good.

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

Nothing worth buying

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

You don't need to be white or /pol/ to find that shit offensive either tfw huelander.

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

Dude, I'm from some South East Asian country..and even I think that's bloody offensive.

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

Gwen is actually funny and cute and relatable in a sincere way
Her troubles and her reaction to her problems is grounded in reality
The dialog is in another universe compared to shit like Hellcat, Squirrel Girl, and America
The examination of the fourth wall is fascinating and handled superbly
I'm actually interested to see where it goes next
I'm actually considering picking up the back issues or PBTs

If anyone but Gurihiru was drawing this, it wouldn't be half as good, but I've gotta hand it to them.. Marvel is publishing at least one good comic.

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

America is really that bad or anyone here never ready a issue?

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

We've had storytime threads for every issue. It's perhaps one of the most disjointed, poorly conceived, half-assed, self-righteous piece of shit comics ever put to paper. No exaggeration.

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

I've read America. I story-timed the first issue of America.

America is absolutely soul-crushing. Reading it feels like you lose a part of yourself in the process.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

Gwen can be considered a superbeing since she take advantage of knowing about everyone backstory and preventing comicbooks chiches.

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

GP is created to be MCU Deadpool since she came when Sony still owned Spiderman for complete and she isn't related with Deadpool or Gwen Stacy.

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

this book
Christopher Hastings you're a sneaky bastard

Gwen Hastings can be considered a superbeing good writer since she takes advantage of knowing about everyone's backstory and is preventing comicbooks chiches
Fixed

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

We can start with a page he took down after staying up for April fools

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Or Halloween, can't remember exactly which one

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

It's too much to hope that she just gets cancelled when Hastings/Gurihiru leave the book, huh? After that she's doomed to an eternity of shitty movies and shittier comics.

The Marvel universe truly is a horrible place to live.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Who knows. Maybe Gurihiru ends drawing every marvel comic to unshit them.

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

what if she's inside a comic book inside another comic book

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

And meets the black freighter?

Also: I've drawn such 4th wall fuckery into a comic when I was 15… but way shittier and more autist, so that's that…

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

See this you can market towards little girls. Hell, I would've been reading it as a little boy. The art is cute and aesthetically pleasing.

Yet squirrel girl is the garbage they're trying to target to kids?

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Damn this is good. I haven't read some of the recent issues before this but how did she get back to her own universe? Was it Dr Strange's doing since he helped her get acclimated to the Marvel universe?

That still wouldn't make the books good because they have shitty writing.

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

b8

that's latest issue

God, I loved these last 2 Gwenpool issues.
It's like Grant Morrison got covered in pink paint

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

So the only good thing in Marvel right now have no influence from actual Marvel?

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

The only good artists I've seen Marvel use has been Asians.

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

She is breaking the 16th wall

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

WHOOOOOO

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

Somewhere in Marvels universe, there's a team of Deadpools fighting a losing war against Bendis text.

Marvel probably does want to go back before the politics bullshit but they're too infested with Tumbler that there's no one left with brain matter.

If she's anything like she was in the Young Avengers Style>Substance comics; she's worse. She's a mixture of everything wrong with Marvel today but focused into one uber being of mary suedom. America has a massive ego that everyone puffs ups even bigger, she was given enough power to make fighting an Asgardian god an afterthought, she's a gay minority woman who came from a dimension that only has gay minority women (may not be all minorities), and hasn't had a story yet that I've heard good things about outside of people in the Tumbler community.

Eli James
Eli James

She's probably a fan from just before everything went to hell. She's stuck in there now, so she probably hasn't run into Squirrel Girl, Hellcat, Mockingbird, America, Moon Girl, Iron Heart, Informed Attribute I Love Science Wasp, and Legacy Hawkeye Except Actual Hawkeye Is Still Alive Hawkeye enough to realise how bad their comics are.

If she actually read the comics now, she'd probably defect to DC or Archie or Sluggy Freelance or something.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Gwen is cute! She's cute!

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

This need to fuck with a person on a fundamental level is disturbing, what the fuck is wrong with that person

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

paid maternity leave
but if I divorce I get my face dissolved with acid

Why do people think this Babylonian shit is cool

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

it's cured
my face
TOP TO BOTTOM, LEFT TO RIGHT

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

honestly with Gwenpool her being a fan is irregardless of what's being published at Marvel

I'm sure at the time she'd be a fan of Onslaught, Avengers Disassembled , Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat.
She just happens to exist in this shit era of many

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

Holy shit. Things at Marvel are even worse than I thought.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

Gwen Poole is such a great character

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

I'm actually considering picking up the back issues or PBTs
Then you're a faggot who needs to leave

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Let Gwen into your heart user.

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

she's too tomboyish. you like your grillz looking like boys?

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

you dont?

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

Spidermans girlfriend is a superhero now?

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Yes, but that's not her, there's just a lot of Gwens in the marvel universe for some reason.

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

Gwen is shit

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

this still isn't right
IS SHE STILL COMPLAINING?!
Man this writer makes the most believable female characters

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Meh. I dunno. It's still incredibly forced. Gwenpool is an awful concept by design.

It feels like the artwork is doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting for very mediocre and hack dialogue.

And I just can't find her "Cute". Is there a word for what feels like its baiting cuteness and when you do so the character stops being cute and starts being insufferable?

Cute-Bait? Yeah this is cute bait. Cuteness works on innocence, and the second it becomes sorta corporate, it starts being insidious.

John Nelson
John Nelson

Is there a word for what feels like its baiting cuteness and when you do so the character stops being cute and starts being insufferable?
I think it still falls under waifubait.

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

B-b-but…
Waifubait isn't real!

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

This is waifubait. Fapbait, even.

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

No, THIS is.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Nomás no lo postee en español, user. No vaya a ser que triggereemos a algún incauto

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

I think it still falls under waifubait.

Nah Cutebait and Lolibait, and Waifubait are separate beasts.

Because Of something I feel is deeply wrong in society, those wires are getting crossed in people's minds. Nothing compliments fetishes like more fetishes. That's why the furry community is also the ones that just intermingle with all the other fetishes.

But waifubait does tend to have cutebait. Its very easy to make attractive people to a very vulnerable internet dwelling demographic with bad social skills.

"Il like you no matter what annon-kun, despite you really being a sub par person"
"What is X user-Chan? This is vaugely sexual so I retain the aura of innocence whilst also the element of sex appeal"

Gwenpool reeks of Cutebait more then Waifubait.

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

Nah Cutebait and Lolibait, and Waifubait are separate beasts
They're all the same things; pulling at your heartstrings.

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Believe it or not, not every emotion is related to your dick, which is where they differ.

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

Whor is technically their biggest female character in terms of sales since she has sold comparetively better than Carol, whose most recent issue was over at 17,000 copies.
How in the fuck is Whor even getting sales ?

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

Really it BARELY is. Thats still SHIT. Its king of the shit pile.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Her room has a lot of Poz-Marvel merchandise lying around it (Whor poster, Miles Morales plush, Ms. Mudslime doll, whor plush, Spider-Gwen plush etc.

I doubt she ever had taste in comics.

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

Loliconism and Waifushittery isn't expressly them pulling at your dick; otherwise I could say the same for cuteshit since the only time there's no chance of them trying to lure people by their libidos is when it's just a bunch of animals (doesn't count if it's western).

Did she ever get her cancer cured?

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

Sure Like I said. Just they pull at different elements still. There is a pretty harsh difference between "Product with Cute Child" and "Product designed to appeal to really deranged fetish".

I'm not a fan. It's unsettling, manipulative, very repetitive and poorly written. Like a porno for a very specific subset of people. The kind of people that say:
"X is a cute!"

Id just wish those people would say "It apeals to my fetish/ Waifushitery desire". Feels much cleaner and honest to me.

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Did she ever get her cancer cured?

Who fucking knows man. Marvel explicitly said:
"Continuity? We will follow it when were bothered too"

That's why all the comics have this nightmarish stream of consciousness too them.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

I don't know how is this possible, but on the flip side, the true Thor is actually selling more than her in "Unworthy Thor". Its only a 10,000 difference mind you. But this doesn't make sense, this book shouldn't have any right of selling more than Carol Danvers… Who is even buying this stuff?

Did she ever get her cancer cured?
If they do get rid of the cancer, they will lose their "drawing card", about what makes her so appealing and empowering to cancer survivors.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

cutebait
That kind of reminds me of that engineer chick from Firefly is supposed to be the cute one who is the heart of the team but it comes off as so false and forced.

John Nelson
John Nelson

All that dandruf in her dirty ass hair and on her sweater, Ew.

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

Who is even buying this stuff?
If I had to put my finger on it I would say probably someone very wealthy is buying them to make them appear to be selling, when in fact they are just going into a dumpster. People who make propaganda usually don't care if what they make actually sells.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

These issues

I was dodging Gwenpool before because everything i'd heard about it made me think it fell into the same retarded LOLSORANDUMB cancer that Deadpool (and was only slightly more self-aware of it because of things like ). But reading this is actually sorta…focused. There's a plot going on, the characters actually feel like characters instead of strawmen, political pedestals, or garbage comic relief. I actually wanna read more.

God help me, I think I'm actually having hope for a comic in current year.

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

yes. yes it is.
In some way or form you feel something to motivate you to continue your DNA

it's decent enough,
I know a lot felt the same as you do.
It doesn't feel right,
I almost think it's a dream and the real Gwenpool comic is talking about how turbonerds from her dimension are such icky pigs or some shit

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

You like it because she's a cute girl, well drawn.

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Just remember: Everyone making it is a freelancer. Marvel is still shit.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

Gwen Poole is cute, but her costume is still terrible.

Christian Long
Christian Long

But is it better than all their other recent costume changes?

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

These are far and away the best issues of the series but most of the rest of it is good. Just be warned that there's the occasional fill-in artist story (usually lasting around two issues) which are pretty much "we pulled this artist from Tumblr" levels of art. Kind of sucks because the Miles story isn't bad and the one-off Halloween/vampire issue is pretty good but the art on both of them ranges from weak to bad.

The only issues I'd outright avoid are the ones where she goes to LA and meets Hawkcunt and Robbie Reyes; just read up what the end result is because the fill-in art is atrocious and it's very obviously a story at least partially pushed on Hastings (what with using Robbie right around the time he was appearing on AoS) and it's obvious that he doesn't care at all for it.

Adam Young
Adam Young

Wasp will most likely get a relaunch title when the next shitty Ant Man movie comes out (because these comics are now sadly nothing more than movie ads to the heads at Marvel) and I most likely see Ms America lasting for at least 23 issues before getting shit canned due to low sales.

The one book that shocks me that is still going is Almighty Whor, kinda figured with the third Thor movie coming out this year that Marvel would finally cancel this shitty low selling turd of a series and go back to basics, but they seem committed to shitting on and destroying all their old non feminist approved heroes' histories.

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

It's almost as if writing something that essentially followed standard monthly comic format and working your way up from nothing minis and event tie-ins over a number of years better prepares you for writing a comic for the Big Two than simply being plucked from Tumblr or some other social media site because you happen to be a mystery meat vagina haver.

I really hope that Marvel doesn't fuck over Hastings like they did with Brian Clevinger. Clevinger had been in basically a similar position where Hastings is now with Marvel and was given an opportunity to do an all-ages Captain America book called Captain America: The Fighting Avenger (funny enough, with Gurihiru on art). It was supposed to be an ongoing… then got downgraded to a 4-issue mini… then 2 issues… then they just combined both issues into a one-shot. They basically did all of this without really telling him what was going on and he more or less found out around the same time readers did. He wasn't too happy with it. The last thing I remember him doing was a Big Hero 6 story in Ends of the Earth. This was pre-movie so it's when they were still a pretty embarassing "this is Japanese, right?" style group and he wanted to heavily revamp them to make them not shit because of it. Marvel refused to let him do it, he decided there was no point in fighting it, did the story and I don't think he's written for Marvel since.

Bentley White
Bentley White

SOMEBODY SAY CANCER?!?!?!?

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

For fuck's sake, is Odin "Thor" now too?!

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

No.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Swedenfag here. One of the big appeals of Marvel's Thor comics was how they took classic Norse mythology tales and reappropriated them with a Marvel Comics spin, but for someone who grew up with all the Norse mythology stories in school, it was pretty fun to see what they did with the classic tales, and how much they actually influenced what went on in Thor.
Now, Marvel don't even follow their own fucking rules, let alone anything to do with mythology, and just throw around THE GUY'S FUCKING NAME as a title to anyone who happens to want it. I'd cry tears of rage if I actually gave a remote shit about this terrible company anymore, but thankfully they've put a spot to that long ago.

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

stop*, not spot.

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

mentioned waifubait
didnt manage to summon him
Fug, I was hoping for some weaponised autism.

Gwenpoole is alright. Maybe 6.5/10? It's not going to go down as a classic, but it's alright to waste a bit of time to read it every week and not feel like you've been let down.

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

So now we have Fat Thor too?

Carson Young
Carson Young

Okay that's better…. BUT STILL REALLY RETARDED!

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

How is it better? We have 3 Thors now.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

My favourite story was when odin drank the semen of hanged men.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

It's better than Odin being "Thor".

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

Know what pisses me the most about Jane? We already have a female Thor and her name is literally Thor Girl

That and the whole "I don't want to be cured of cancer because fuck you"

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

She should be fat

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

If Thor wasn't a steaming pile of shit before, it is now.

Wonder how long it will take them to disown Loki and throw his name around too. Disgusting.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

That cover makes me want America Chavez to sit on my face.

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

They'd probably just genderswap him again.

I hope your face disowns you.

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

The cancer thing is one of the worst pieces of writing to ever appear in any medium.

The author took the real phenomenon of a person who doesn't want to suffer or leave their family in poverty, or whatever. And then tries to do that noble sacrifice in a situation where it doesn't work and isn't noble.

That's what happens when a stupid person get married to an idea and refuses to let it go even when it doesn't fit. Just more proof that Marvel needs real editors.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Yeah, it's like he had this idea of "she have cancer and the cancer gets worse when she transforms" but people pointed out the Marvel universe have many ways to cure cancer, and instead of going back and trying to think of something else he tried to write his way around it, but just made the character look like a horrible human being.

"I have terminal cancer and I could die at any moment"
"Well we have this magic that can cure you"
"No! It is my battle! I need to go through this!

I mean, what the fuck?

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

Or is it?

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Best case scenario: Whor dies.
Worst case scenario: Jane Foster dies, but Whor keeps on living.

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

THE GUY'S FUCKING NAME as a title
Sadly, not even a recent thing.

David Thompson
David Thompson

the death of Irish adventure time
BRAVO MARVEL

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

I like it because I like 4th wall stuff.
Reminds me a lot of Morrison's work.

I thought the art was girly and gay at first but it's grown on me with how technically good it is
The writing is decent enough

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

Why do you listen to a jew?

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

I would've liked it a fair bit, were it not associated with venomous cunts in my mind.
You can thank hipsters for that.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Thanks to Gurihirus art, I just associate it with Pink Lemonade candy.

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

Steve Rogers is going to die at the end of Secret Empire. It will be a redemptive death once he gets his head unscrambled but Steve's pretty much going to die and stay dead.
There was talk about keeping Sam as Captain America but this was ultimately shot down because of the backlash it would create. So Sam's going to be Falcon, written by Spencer, and basically Steve's death will most likely be permanent or until Marvel hits rock bottom and has no fucking choice but to course correct.
Replacing Cap as the central figure of the Marvel Universe will be Captain Marvel, for the shameless purpose of prepping fans for her movie. There is serious talks about bringing Kelly Sue DeConnick back along with an offer by Marvel to take over the publication of Bitch Planet and any additional creator owned works she might come up with, to sweeten the pot.
Marvel Two-In-One is going to exist solely as a diversity shilling book. Expect Torch and Thing to spend the run of the book kissing Moon Girl, America Chavez, Ms Marvel, Kate Bishop, etc's asses non-stop
She-Hulk on the other hand, is going to become more of a traditional super-heroine book. But that is due to the fact that none of the SJW usual suspects want to touch the book, since She-Hulk shows too much flesh and "isn't relatable".
Moon Girl may or may not become a permanent fixture in Venom. They REALLY fucking intend to force people to like Moon Girl regardless of how much she sucks. And if that means making her Eddie Brock's sidekick/"little sister", then Venom fans are going to have to take the rape and suffer being fucked with no lube.
Ms Marvel is going to get another major push come 2018. Expect her to show up in a LOT of books and basically the shilling to go into hyperdrive. Marvel knows her book doesn't fucking sell and are running out of excuses to justify keeping it going.
Tony Stark is also staying dead. AI Tony is going to be co-opted by Bendis but he's stating he plans to kill AI Tony off, since he doesn't like the concept/work around Spencer came up with to keep Tony a part of Secret Empire.
There is talk about an X-Factor ongoing. Basically it will be a hybrid X-Force/PAD X-Factor book with Polaris, Havok, Wolfsbane, Shatterstar, Boom Boom, and Rictor.
The no big crossover thing that was leaked is no more BTW. Edge of Venom-verse violated it, at least from Bendis's perspective. So now Bendis is demanding to be allowed to do another crossover to "redeem himself" after Civil War II. So expect either Anhilliation 2.0 or some other fresh hell from Bendis next fall.
Finally, Marvel is dealing out a LOT of money to reviewers in advance of Legacy coming out. Expect all of the major review websites to shill Legacy as a success due to the bribe money and goodies being given out (like screener copies of Spider-Man Homecoming/Guardians of the Galaxy V2/Thor 3), fan response be damned and for a LOT of astro-turfing to go on online on message boards.
In general, mid-level Marvel employees know full well Legacy is going to tank big time. But, as many have feared, Marvel is willing to kill the industry rather than admit to fucking up. The fact that so many retailers are calling bullshit on Marvel, as sadly only increased their arsonist tendencies, since they would soon as see comic shops all go out of business, than deal with legit criticism from people who are suffering financially due to Marvel doubling down on sales poison.
Finally, the real Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are not coming back. Wolverine MIGHT come back but Bendis wants Wolverine to stay dead because he prefers Old Man Logan instead. Same with Xavier, who Bendis wants to keep dead largely out of spite for Hickman. Mar-Vell MIGHT come back, but only as a sales ploy to get people to by Carol's book. And that any return would have an out to ensure they can re-kill him if he doesn't move the dial.

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Mar-Vell might come back
As a huge fan of Mar-Vell, this is what pisses me off the most.
Anyway, not that any of this sounds that unlikely, but where are you getting it from?

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Cuckchan

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Captain America
Stay dead
Not unless they want the mouse to kick their teeth in for fucking with a movie character.

Expect Torch and Thing to spend the run of the book kissing Moon Girl
Woooooaaahhh…
asses non-stop
…hhy did my original picture seemed highly likely?

She-Hulk on the other hand, is going to become more of a traditional super-heroine book
I thought they killed her off along with Bruce.

Eddie Brock's sidekick/"little sister"
Was Flashes sidekick a little girl too?

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

same with Xavier, who Bendis wants to keep dead largely out of spite for Hickman
got an explanation for this?

see pics

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

Lotta claims there. It's scary I could imagine all of that and more happening in Marvel right now.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

I don't know the specific but Bendis really hates Hickman's guts. Bendis is not in good terms with many people that Marvel works such as Dan Slott, because he really wants to kill Peter so that Miles can replace him permanantly, but Slott will not allow him.

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

Moon Girl may or may not become a permanent fixture in Venom. They REALLY fucking intend to force people to like Moon Girl regardless of how much she sucks. And if that means making her Eddie Brock's sidekick/"little sister", then Venom fans are going to have to take the rape and suffer being fucked with no lube.
Pfthahahahahahaha
Lets see Brockfags justify this shit now.

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

Knowing Bendis, Hickman probably slighted one of his waifus.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

If any of that is true…

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

AI Tony is going to be co-opted by Bendis but he's stating he plans to kill AI Tony off, since he doesn't like the concept/work around Spencer came up with to keep Tony a part of Secret Empire
So now Bendis is demanding to be allowed to do another crossover to "redeem himself" after Civil War II. So expect either Anhilliation 2.0 or some other fresh hell from Bendis next fall.
Wolverine MIGHT come back but Bendis wants Wolverine to stay dead because he prefers Old Man Logan instead. Same with Xavier, who Bendis wants to keep dead largely out of spite for Hickman
The rest of this fucking post
Who gave Brian Benis that much power over fucking everything ?

Charles White
Charles White

He rose to power with around the time the 2000s Avengers started and then the company went to shit so technically he may be the only person with anything close to skill in comic making left since everyone left or got canned.

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

Moon Girl may or may not become a permanent fixture in Venom. They REALLY fucking intend to force people to like Moon Girl regardless of how much she sucks. And if that means making her Eddie Brock's sidekick/"little sister", then Venom fans are going to have to take the rape and suffer being fucked with no lube.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. MARVEL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TURNING A CORMER, YOU MORHER FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!! RREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

I like seeing ms. muslim in pain.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

bendis
skill in comic making
Hahaha, how'd you get in here you little kike?

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

Some of this stuff might be incorrect. Steve and Iron Man dying contradicts with the narrative of classics being restored. Everything else though sounds believable.

The only remotely good thing about that post was She-Hulk is apparently returning to normal since SJWs have no interest in her anymore.

Look Hitler, that should be an indicative of how horrible everyone else hired by Marvel is given that Bendis is the best thing they have going for right now.

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

Bendis is the best thing they have going right now
Nigger, they have Gerry Conway working for them. Bendis is literally one of their worst writers, he's Leth tier.

Who do you think you're fooling?

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

anything close to skill left
Selective dyslexia is a bitch.
Honestly don't know of anyone left from before Tumbler replaced everyone

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Who gave Brian Benis that much power over fucking everything?
Since Marvel won't try to bring in actual new talent (not tumblr tier shit) and chased off all the other writers who might have challenged Bendis' reign as king of the shit heap like Brubaker or Hickman, he's still their biggest draw. He's been there forever and roughly as long as Alonso has been there, so I'm sure he's done nothing but kissing ass and I'm sure every time he re-signs with he uses his Jew-fu to get more power over the MU.
While I have some doubts of this shit, he's shown time and time again he has a huge ego and has basically copped to fucking with other writers in the past.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

This sounds like bullshit. But I believe it.

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

The no big crossover thing that was leaked is no more BTW. Edge of Venom-verse violated it, at least from Bendis's perspective. So now Bendis is demanding to be allowed to do another crossover to "redeem himself" after Civil War II. So expect either Anhilliation 2.0 or some other fresh hell from Bendis next fall.

Oh shit are you serious?

I hope its true that Bendis really shat the bed with Civil War II this badly he is desperate to save face by doing another event, but knowing that cuck, he most likely has no regrets.

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