Top 10 Need To Know 'It' (2017) Movie Facts

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You can't scare niggers and spics with psychological terror, they can't think.

Heres a HQ m8

Thanks America

Probably Blibgply Flumpf's fault, since Steven King is one of the bravest people to stand up to that evil Hitler incarnate!!

LET IT BE KNOWN ON THIS BOARD!!

PLURGHY RUMPF HATES PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN GANGBANGS!!

No it isn't.

What the fuck are you talking about? I've not heard of that, and on a site filled with shotafags, I think it would of come up.

30 secs on IMDB you twat.

fukanaga wanted it in back when it was supposed to be a 2 parter, then the studio said fuck you, we're doing one movie and taking out the gangbang and cary left. maybe he'll direct true detective season 3 and it won't be a piece of shit this time.

The kids literally run a train on the girl after they defeat IT.

Can someone explain to me why this hack writer is so popular?

Prepubescent children running a train on their friend?

Season 2 was better than Season 1, you pathetic pleb.

Dare I say it, /ourguy/?

u waznt kangz?

How explicit was the sex scene though? Was it just "so the fucked." or something more descriptive?

He put that shit in there for no other reason than to have an underage gangbang, how do you think he wrote it?

I dunno. I have never read any of his books.

You're not missing anything. They're extremely dull, filled with shitloads of filler and usually involve a middle aged author of some sort confronting a supernatural entity and fucking a teenaged girl.

Interdasting. Which books are these? You know… for research purposes.

When you write fast enough to release hundreds and hundreds of books, eventually someone will pick it up.

With one hand I imagine

I've been to that party and seen that. Eerie.

love watching the nu-right crash and burn into total insanity lately, at least online. they're like reflexively "ironically" crucifying themselves as some sort of guilt-driven flagellation.

he had some good books early in his career, can't understand why anyone likes anything after his early 90s stuff.

At least it isn't torture porn.

They're finally realizing Dargly Krumpf, who is also literally Hitler, isn't the next Hitler! HAHA TAKE THAT NEO NADSIS!!

I got the impression that kangz really knows what an 11 year old girl would think while she's being gangbanged by all her friends.

Just replace "all her friends" with "the local chapter of the Cult of Moloch", and "gangbanged" with "spiritcooked in a pagan ritual".

#11 Bev is kind of a slut but she means well.

His early books and all but his most recent short stories are pretty good.
Frankly he should just stick to short stories.
Dean Koontz is a better author over all.

Gangster wars are more intimidating.

You mean the left? Because that's literally what's been happening with you spergs since Trump was elected president. But I suppose you're so autistic you actually forced yourself to believe you're winning and not sliding down the sewer. Kek.

He's probably not even leftist.
It's most likely some apathetic fag trying out the latest (you) gathering tactic that is blaming the right for shit that antifa observably carries out.

STEYBIN KANG BRINGFTDY HARUMPFT BLOOOGGIDY BLOO CHALD ORJAYS OMG TRUMPFT GRUMPFT TEW SKEWPS THREE TERMS FOUR KIDS IN A GANGBANG HAHAHAHA

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Actually the movie wasn't that bad. I have complaints, but not about the monster. Just kind of how society was portrayed in general. Like, wholly fuck, why are these bullies psychotic murder wannabes? Where the fuck are the parents? Why are the girls such bitches?

After looking into it, It looks like Steven King just has a fucked up head. The way he depicts society for all of his books is worse than his monster of the week by far

OH MY GOD I AM SO SCARED OF SPOOKY CLOWNS SPOOOKUMMS DDD:

That's how they were written. They also are murderers iirc. The tv series played it down pretty heavily.

That's true.

Yeah I don't doubt the movie was semi-faithful. They kept out that retarded ritual of chud and turtle junk. But my complaints with the movie, when I looked into it, are more just complaints about Steven King and his hate-boner for the 50s

actually he can play goofy really well. He's pretty funny in a few scenes.

t. Grumbly Quampf voter

This. The only people I've ever met who were scared of clowns were teenage girls.

we've come full circle…

I don't think I need to know anything about the It movie, really.

fuck off globalist shill

Are you the samefag shilling this shitty remake on cuckchan as well?

Hi guys here is my gf review of the film.
Please no bully ;_;

All me.
t. Stephen Kangz

The point of the book was that an ancient, malign entity came to Earth in the distant past and has been exerting a corrupting influence on the town that was later built there. Its history was punctuated by episodes of fantastical slaughter during which people often behaved in uncharacteristic and cruel ways. The monster isn't really a clown, it's more of a corrupting presence that treats the area and the people in it as playthings. The bullies are victims of the monster just like everyone else, but they're also his semi-willing instruments.

It's the same in Needful Things, where a shady merchant asks "small favors" of people that set the whole town on a spiral over ever-escalating violence.

If I get dragged to see this, I will point out the jewery for my fellow anons. I'm assuming the black kid in the movie dicks the only white girl.

WE

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>where a shady (((merchant))) asks "small favors" of people that set the whole town on a spiral over ever-escalating violence.

Stephen King turned aside from the redpill staring him right in the face

Be still my heart.

is that not emma watson?

Bullies are always pure evil in his crap, maybe because he was a massive pussy as a kid an got picked on(rightly). King is the classic boomer faggot when it comes to politics and is as bad as (((Speilberg))) at writing a non-divorced couple. Every family has to be fucked up somehow.

It's been almost 20 years since I read that shitpile but I can remember a few things.

Muh niggers burned to death in their nightclub by the ebil KKK.
Muh faggot dropped off a small bridge and eaten by monster.
Muh child abuse everywhere.
Muh bullies break bones instead of just fuckin'bout.
Muh single mothers.
Muh father wants to fuck his daughter.
Muh child gangbang.
Muh evil conservatives just ignore social problems.
Muh abusive husbands.
ect.

Its like a list of bullshit liberals believe about American society, even when you show them statistics which prove it is all the niggers, spics, and kikes they still desperately want it to be the fault of those KKK hicks and terrible nazi working class.

What a fine and competent Lady, she is really spot on.
Thanks for sharing this user.

Stephen Kangz is surely a paedophile so possibly Jewish.
75%

He's a forced meme.

This is actually pretty weak.
In the original movie he looked like a regular clown with a sinister air and quips around him, making him actually frightening, this is just some edgelord shit straight out of death note.

He truly is the Milhouse of the literary world.

“No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself.”
http:^)//pagesix.com/2017/08/27/twitter-retaliation-stephen-king-blocks-trump-from-it/

He can't block him.

So it is safe to say King's finally lost his mind…

And to think some people considered him the new Lovecraft!

HAHA TAKE THAT ROMPF!!

NO CHILDREN GANG BANGS FOR YOU!!

Only faggots did, especially those retards who complain about his writing because " 'e rayciss" while leeching off of stuff he made.

*his=Lovecraft's

I liked it, it was pretty funny, most of their jokes actually landed cause who doesnt live shitposting kids? Also that girl was fucking hot, I dont care if she was like 14, SHE WAS HOT AS FUCK. It was more of a thriller/horror film rather than some horror flick.

IT more like shIT amiright.

are you implying that only nonwhites abuse their children?

Literally no one considered him that.I can't even see the similarities except for the fact that they're both writers. King never created a mythos, he never really created anything if we're being totally honest. King just writes generic ghost stories and masturbatory self-insert drunk writer tales.

the black kid a background character at best. he does a few things, but it doesn't have a large part in it. Neither does the overtly jewish kid either.

do you have any idea how much nigger incest goes on in the hood

If you didnt want to make kids with her then fuck you.