TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE

#PISSGATE EDITION

Get the fuck in here.

Livestream: youtube.com/watch?v=PV4DsSKkl7Q

Other urls found in this thread:

web.archive.org/web/20170111160003/https://twitter.com/thehill/status/819210526135873536
youtu.be/SUyAk0bYps0
youtube.com/watch?v=bQRJ6wQk5OM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_journalism
youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Jesus fuck the reporter looks like a kike.

no shit

Can I get a link without this nasal speaking fucker in the screen?

Is he a jew? My alarm is going off

Welp, the cuckboys made the news. Gotta give them credit.

We total meme war now? Trump gonna call on the red hats for purge help?

who is that jew talking?
and what is he even talking about?

What the fuck is even happening, did we meme too hard and break this timeline?

conference doesn't start till 11 eastern time.

Who's that blond?? Sage for off-topic.

Jesus Christ is it even necessary for him to throw a Press conference?

5:35 am bantz..and it's more beautiful than I could ever imagine

It was scheduled a week ago.

Agenda:

It's more like what ISN'T on the agenda. Since Nov. 8, Trump has made a variety of statements, either in person or via his Twitter account — @realDonaldTrump — about what he plans to do when he takes office on Jan. 20. Reporters are expected to ask questions about Trump's plans to repeal and/or replace the Affordable Care Act, the Senate hearings for his Cabinet appointees, his appointment of his son-in-law Jared Kushner as a top White House adviser and most likely whatever the president-elect tweets about Wednesday morning. Also guaranteed to come up is Tuesday evening's report by CNN that intelligence chiefs advised Trump last week of Russian attempts to target him, including potential blackmail.

The 4chan part isn't real.

Oooh okay then. I thought that was made in response to the rumor. Nvm….

Bless u

wtf did he seriusly said 4chan?

I know its kind of stupid to say "muh seekrit club" but leting masive influx of newfags on the chans have always been cancerous.

maybe that was their plan all along, to destroy the chan culture by making normies come and shit everything up.
Thats a high risk move tho, those normies could get redpilled in the process but may also change the overal ideology of the group because of their newfaggotry.

someone pls source me on that study with a group of monkeys and a ladder with bananas on top that explained the conducts of group culture

Rebbe Trump says,
www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-idUSKBN14V18L

WEW LADS

If only

Tweet isn't real. I normally wouldn't give you this for not reading but you sick Hitler quads.

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checking my sick ass quads


ty user, we must remember that image for why we must not be exposed so lightly so we can keep making quality threads and real debates here.
jews fear freedom of thought

You tried, chaim.

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More and more it seems like Trumps end game will be to literally jew the jews. Anyone have that vid of Hitler destroying Israel with multiculturalism?

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I see at least two flakes. stfu

oy vey! do not insult the first jewish u.s. president or his jewish family!

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Are you blind you nigger?

DIVERSITY IS GOOD

t.Current Year Hitler

Checked but wasted on a tor name fag

gross

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Fuck off ironspic. You will never be White.

(Checked btw)

fucking lmao

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Check'd

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oy vey! tor shaming is haram!

Fuck off you kike

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reposting from other bread
with a couple typos fixed
anyone who thinks that Trump isn't using libshits own tactics against them should read rules for radicals, not only is it immensely useful on sniffing out kike tactics an example being "always accuse your enemy of what you are doing" but also for how to actually subvert libshits
t. user who is compiling and soon gonna post dox of his lefty antifa "friends" and "le hates drumpf just like anyone with a soul would"
:^)

>TRUMP REVEALED TO BE PERVERT IN SECRET DOCUMENTS!

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Stop being retarded then.

Then WHY REPORT IT?

This is so bullshit. They get paid for doing a worse job than social media.

IT WAS MCKEK
web.archive.org/web/20170111160003/https://twitter.com/thehill/status/819210526135873536

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Get with it fam, we're all on a list. And they know the details

GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY
didn't work, do they think this will have any effect? those who hate him will keep hating, those who like him still do and those indifferent are laughing their asses off.

Why can't you just redpill them?

top kek m8, I bet you didn't even turn JS off

The Press Who Got Cucked To Death

Christ I hope McConnell censures him on the floor of the Senate. He Won'tbut a boy can dream

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We have a huge lack of evidence law problem in the American government.
And a lack of meme knowledge problem.

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Downplaying the Holohoax. Well played.

You can't redpill hardcore leftists, it's like teaching enish to an animal that doesn't use language.
They are inundated in Dialectical Marxism and can come to any conclusion they please.

*english

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God I hate that faggot.

keep reassuring yourself that you are safe hiding behind any VPN and nice reddit spacing btw

Neat.

The only thing they're good for is forced labor.

When? Not waiting an hour for this kike.

These motherfuckers are now using this to discredit Pizzagate.
Even though nothing is released officially on it.

.. wait a tick..

This might mean we get mainstream attention on pizzagate?
Wew..

Wait Mcain fell for it? I hope this drags this fucking lying corrupt piece of shit down.

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Are you joking?
Shelter them and feed them? Remember how thats worked with the jews? They came up with the holohoax and got special snowflake status.
I say bullet in the heads! All of them!

CNN feed talking about a 2 page intelligence agency summary and then a 32 page dossier. Which one is the fake one from Holla Forums?

https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQRJ6wQk5OM&feature=player_embedded

No, it just means the MSM can't differentiate between a real story and a troll.

1 link confirmed, 3 more to go.

The Holla Forums connection was never proven.

ENTIRE TABLE OF DOSSIERS WHAT'S TRUMP GOING TO DO

Oh no good friend, You make them work gulag style. There is no fancy Buchenwald for them, its hard physical labor for twelve hours and gruel at the end of the day. They'll be dead within a month.

Are they really, really, really sure they want to get into a "poo poo pee pee" fight with us?

I love how this is all about "Oh you can't handle the (((criticism))) lol ur a babby" but then these faggots say they're "being harrassed" when someone tweets at them.

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youtu.be/SUyAk0bYps0

OH BLESS US THIS YEAR WITH EVEN GREATER HAPPENINGS

ANOINTED BY THE GOLDEN SHOWERS OF RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES

THE MEMES SHALL FLOW

Oh I see, he thinks Trump is going to use this to discredit the holocaust info on here?

You're wrong. Because it just means you're a gullible puppy that can't differentiate between real or fake facts.
It means your media and interpretation is outdated.

CNN LIVESTREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=bQRJ6wQk5OM

CNN LIVESTREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=bQRJ6wQk5OM

CNN LIVESTREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=bQRJ6wQk5OM

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Because that's not how redpilling works m8, you have to want to be woken up especially if you've been raised in a pozzed society. Even then, occasionally there's faggots like cypher who inevitably sell out for shekels

Shit guys, you know why today is a crazy day? Look at the date.


Trips.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ben Johnson from gotnews is there.

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Yes

FUCK EM UP TRUMP!

Yellow journalism? What?

they're all just loading the clip that's going to rain bullets on all of them

Kill yourself.

Didnt Shatner hate this stupid gook?

He's a fudge packer so he'd probably enjoy it.

Basically garbage presented as news. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_journalism

It's the livestream Trump's own Facebook page is going to use.

They really don't know what they're getting themselves into.

I think that means fake news to pursue a goal.

So every single news network ?

They want to attack literal shitposting forums with yellow journalism?

Lol.
No it's YOU that will bite the bullet.

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4D chess.

Literal shitposting war

HE'S HERE

For all intent and purpose yeah.

it's like watching all the lemmings running towards the cliff and they have no clue. their smugness just makes it that much sweeter.

Yeah and it's retarded. Why trump use this shit channel?

Here's the thing:
MSM - no proper critical analysis
Social Media - everything is reviewed by stacks of anons

He's saying it's a threat to us, but boy is he mistaken.

THE EMPEROR IS HERE

This is the day mainstream media finds it's true home

OH FUCK THERE'S A LAWYER THERE FROM A BIG FIRM

Moths to a flame. Meme Magic is strong.

LEFT WING BLOG

HERE COMES DA HYPE


this is breaking my internet

Because the other streams are from MSM.

OH SHIT THEY'RE GOING IN HARD

LET'S GO

FUCK EM UP

THE EMPEROR IS HERE
HAIL TO HIM

CUCKFEED CNN CLICKBAIT BTFO

is he /ourmanlet/?

SAD AND PATHETIC

DO YOU FEEL THE ENERGY

HE CALLED IT CLICKBAIT

CNN assembles a panel of eight people to talk about piss.

CNN ON SUICIDE WATCH

(((COHEN))) FUCKING DESTROYED

IT'S CALLED GOLDEN-GATE

Spicer is spicy

THEY'RE HOLDING NOTHING BACK
THERE ARE NO BREAKS

DAY 11 CURRENT YEAR
Watching The Emperor destroy Buzzfeed. This is going to be a great year user.

Lawsuits in 3… 2…

INQUISITOR PENCE

CNN BTFO

MIKE ELECTRIC PENCE

Shit is real, gonna be fucking bloodshed for this insult.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YES.

he fucked up

Mike "Burn The Heretic" Pence

Are you sure it's not just one of his son in-laws?

Fuck I love that MAGA Pepe.

May I have the pleasure of the copy?

HIS ENERGY

He sounded a bit spergy haha.

WHAT'S IN THE FOLDERS?

I-IS IT TAX RETURNS?!

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Mike "Fag Fryer" Pence

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wew

I guess they love that faggot Takei again? He was SJW public enemy number one (jej) when he said new Sulu shouldn't be a bumrunner.

WITH GREST FREEDOM COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

Hitlerdubs checked
This. One of the hallmark of being an 8/pol/ack is to assume everything is a honeypot and take the necessary precautions no matter how based its admins/mods are and because everything is

FAKE NEWS

We're going to have a press conference for every fucking meme? It's going to be a long 8 years.

WITH GREAT FREEDOM COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY –MIKE "SUCK THE COCK, GET THE SHOCK" PENCE.

OPEN UP THOSE LIBEL LAWS!
OPEN UP THOSE LIBEL LAWS!
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OPEN UP THOSE LIBEL LAWS!
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OPEN UP THOSE LIBEL LAWS!
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Stay away from my rare pepes, you dirty goy

HE SPEAKS

(((fa0abe)))

You might be right here user…

SOON

INACCURATE NEWS

POST YOUR RAREST PEPE FOR THE EMPEROR

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"Are we living in Nazi Germany" - Donald Trump 2017

THE FUCKING MEMES

Are they going to really meme him into the "monster" they fear the most?

Mike "Shock you tense if you mince" Pence

(((INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES)))

OH SHIT HE CALLS OUT THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES

not factually based news

SHOTS FIRED

WE PROBABLY WON BECAUSE OF PRESS CONFERENCES

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WEW

TREMENDOUS BLOT

No shit Wojack. They're going to be at the end of a rope before long.

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PURGE SOON

TREMENDOUS BLOT

Work in progress, grab the rarest Pepe.

Mike "Buzz Burner" Pence

FUGG YEAH

CIA BTFO

MEDIA BTFO

He's such a fucking troll it's amazing.

CNN INCREASINGLY NERVOUS

GREAT NEWS
BIG NEWS

Did he mention the folders yet?

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Not yet.

Heh.

I love how he just addressed that shit as fake news and that was it.

Checked and kekked

IT WOULD BE A TREMENDOUS BLOT on the intelligence agencies

presidential as fuck

InDustRee

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Remember he got CNN et al to cover veterans praising him along with the opening of his new hotel for twenty minutes when he hinted that he was going to definitively state his position on the birth certificate issue? The MSM was delightfully bootyblasted that day.

CALLING OUT PHARMA

BIG PHARMA ON BORROWED TIME

he treats the media like the fucking children they really are

wew lad

Why is he saying induhstry? I've never heard him say it that way.

BIG PHARMA BTFO

He's taking no prisoners

Bane?

Clever, he redirected the shitstorm by deflecting the attention to those few outlets that said it was bullshit.

He's media bootlicking now? You faggots will defend this.

New signature meme

Lel he thinks the deep state is doing it so he's fucking over the kikes at lockheed

BETTER PLANE

GREAT SPIRIT

/k/ will be thrilled.

TREMENDOUS THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY

he treats us citizens like shareholders and i like that

He was condescending as fuck. It was like watching him pat the media that refused to report this bullshit on the head for being a good dog.

faggot alert.

KIll yourself my dude

ON THE FIRST DAY GOD CREATED TRUMP

MILITARY BANDS

TREMENDOUS TALENT

MAGA

ON THE SECOND DAY TRUMP MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

ELEGANT DAY

he's constantly scanning the crowd. expecting a shooter.

WE CYBERPUNK EMPIRE OF AMERICA NOW

BEAUTIFUL SCENE

Rewarding those that bend the knee.

Shills will attack this.

"It's a movement."

I've listened to a lot of them over the years

A LOTTA JOBS FOR A HIRED GUN

Any anons in the area going to inauguration?

IT'S AN AWOOOOOOOVEMENT

He comes off as so fucking genuine.

Kek he's talking about bands now? This was a waste.

holy fuck this audio

hol up, hol up…

GOLDEN DON
am I late for the party?

S H A D I L A Y

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He's nice to listen to. Very charismatic in his own way.

Cute.

A movement we have not seen since '33-'45

Wait, is Trump just pulling the Birth Certificate to Veteran's Affair trick again?

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I will be with you in spirit, people

The Hermetic Order of the Golden Don

How can libshits hate this guy with such vitriol?

GREAT SPIRIT!

He's not even inaugurated yet, he's on break pretty much.

not so goOod

Getting close to the >>8888888. Probably hit it today.

The press conference was never about pissgate, it's been scheduled for weeks.

Yes.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel CNN.

my right ear is getting lonely lads

This conference was already scheduled, but he's pulling something similar.

Questions coming up. Now this will be fun

I wonder (((who))) could be behind these technical problems.

Not even close. This weekend MAYBE

We're with you user

They just listen to the cut snippets and or images.

They're fucking children.

Ah, thanks anons. Didn't know it was already scheduled. I thought he was just fucking with them again.

SICK PEOPLE

SICK PEOPLE
CRAP

Pathetic.

SICK PEOPLE PUT THAT CRAP TOGETHER

CRAP

THEY PUT THAT CRAP TOGETHER

I READ WHAT WAS RELEASED

IT WAS ALL FAKE NEWS
TRUMP TURNING IT ON THEM

Disgrace. Absolute disgrace.

CRAP
R
A
P

IT'S A DISGRACE
FAKE NEWS
PHONEY STUFF

SICK PEOPLE

(((OTHER COUNTRIES)))

An Absolute Disgrace

Pls let WW3 start after this conference

Sick people.

It's true but it still hurts.

checked

CHY-NAH

RICK WILSON
MCMUFFIN
CIA
MCCAIN
CONFIRMED FOR SICK PEOPLE

CHINA

THEY PUT THAT CRAP TOGETHER

COMPUTER MINDS

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(((OTHER COUNTRIES)))
(((OTHER PEOPLE)))

Turns out WW3 was everyone VS the media. Who knew?

We have some of the greatest computer minds. Top people. Good people. Get 'em together for a defense. The best defense. Fuck Democrats.

Trump calls 4chan "Sick People"

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The ones who believed it were sick people. Because it's stuff they can imagine doing.

THE DNC WAS ASKING FOR IT

RNC CYBER WALL

I bet it was Trump himself.

POUTINE

HORRIBLE THINGS

French ?

What a crazy fuckin ride man.

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Podesta = horrible. Got it.

"as far as hacking goes I think it was Russia" um guys. What did he mean by this?

RUSSIA HACKED US
Gay.

6 OF THE GREATEST MINDS
COMPUTER MINDS
PUT TOGETHER TO FORM A DEFENSE

AGAINST HACKING

FIRE PODESTA 2017

Hillary still BTFO

HACKINS BAD

WHO WANTS PIZZA?

ISSOU

Hes using that a lot, thats gotta sting for the left. Can anything they do not blow up in their fucking face?

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That's the thing, it's proved they know it exists.

Why? Because they do it.

This tbh

LOOK AT WHAT WAS LEARNED FROM THE HACKING

HE'S JUSTIFYING THE HACKINGS AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA ABSOLUTE MADMAN

BIGGEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF STORIES

BIGGEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF STORIES

Best deflcetion I've seen in a long time!

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NUMBER ONE TRICKY

THE VOID WAS CREATED

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It's sick people that start movements.

Reataking of Constantinople confirmed

OBAMA CREATED ISIS

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
DON'T YOU WANT THE CHILDREN TO BE GOOD AT THE COMPUTERS?
THINK OF WHAT THE CHILDREN CAN LEARN FROM THE HACKING

and the echo returns

It's true.

THIS ADMINISTRATION CREATED ISIS

He fucking said it!

Why is Trump refering to himself in the third person so much?

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ASSET NOT A LIABILITY

THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE I WON'T

What did he mean by this?

Yea, this is kind of important. Let's hope this doesn't turn into something big

It's tricky to rock a bomb to rock a bomb that's right on time it's tricky!

GIVE ME A BREAK

=ADMINISTRATION CREATED ISIS==

TOP WEW TOP KEK

chex'd

He's right. Fuck Hillary! Pants of shit! I'm voting Jeb!!!!

Brand maintenance.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN MEDIA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT

THIS ADMINISTRATION CREATED ISIS

Because he's a master meme magician.

I want Trump to whisper chyna in my ear

ASSET, NOT A LIABILITY

It's likely that Russians did hack into some DNC computers. Twice. Russians penetrate western computer networks, I see it constantly during the course of my work. it's disgraceful. Wikileaks didn't get their shit from Russia though.

Nice

It's a shoop. Brush up on your Trump tweetology.

HILLARY WOULD NOT BE TOUGH ON PUTIN

TOILET CAMERAS

What have you done /pol? ==WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE==

Clever.

I grin like an idiot whenever he refers to himself in the third person. God bless this man.

We trolled the world.

Again

Hi Rick

GERMAPHOBE
TOP KEK

HEIL

isn't urine a disinfectant in a way?

Smart

(Heil'd)
[Hand-washing intensifies]

Trump's Air Force One will be the Spruce Moose.

seems Holla Forums really likes Galko, I wonder why that is?

No

Urine is sterile, yes.

He's preparing the "royal we" for when he becomes Emperor.

no

Is CNN cut quotes out and mix them to defend them self? Is that legal?

It's sterile. I know that at least.

youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og

That should be it.

They just keep on going

That cunt's name is Chris and she is best girl.

Friend of mine

become more powerful than you can ever imagine

No, it is sterile. Different thing.

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no it isn't

If the person is healthy, urine is sterile. But you cannot confirm at a glance that a person doesn't have an infection.

HECKING'S BEEEED
Talking to the american people like they're 3 years old again. Also, nice Jew York accent.

God damn it's like talking to a wall with those journalists.

Taking deals in arabia is a little bit of a conflict of interest.

NUMBER ONE TRICKY

Just like The Rock.

C'mon they pay you to try harder than this.

Yeah people piss lysol

TAKE YOUR 2 BILLION AND GTFO SAND NIGGER

OH GEE I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE

GIVE US YOUR TAX RETURNS DRUMPF

HOLY FUCK WHAT DID OBAMA DO WITH THIS NO CONFLICT BULLSHIT

UNDER AUDIT

Sterile and being a disinfectant are two different things.

OH GEE I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT

I WON

MOCKING

Muh Tax Returns

wew

"I won"

´Reporters btfo I WOOOOOOOOOOON

CAN YOU SMEEEELLL WHAT THE TRUMP IS COOKING?! Jewish reporters

VERY MUCH A GERMOPHOBE BY THE WAY

APPLAUSE AT REPORTERS BEING BTFO

MUCH BIGGER AND MUCH MORE POWERFUL

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FUCKING THIS

More powerful than you ever thought

Germaphobes don't care. We associate piss with filth and thus aren't going to play in it if we have the option.

This is great advertisement for the Trump brand.

Smooth.

No question about moving the country forward yet. I hope he double downs on tweeting.

If this is any indication of how Trump's press conferences will be, and I think it is, then we are in for a very interesting (and awesome) 4-8 years.

MASSIVE

WHERE'D HE GO?

Name dropping Rockefeller.

Rockefeller btfo

>APPLAUSE AT REPORTERS BEING BTFO

Kek, Lefties will love this.

Do people really think they can defeat this man?

you can be pretty sure if any leftist is still watching this, they've been triggered into a sobbing a mess

Is she shitting on the Rockefellers?

Yeah, just the idea of touching something that's been touched by urine is horrifying.

MAGIC NIGGA.

GERMS ARE PEOPLE TOO

I fucking love this guy. How did we end up here?

I really hope it was 4chan

Magic

Trump hired lawyers to build a wall. . .

. . . A FINANCIAL WALL!

am i high?

she said.. Zionist?

and the press

Because she is pure as an angel and not a miscegenator as the lefty cucks on /a/ want you to believe. Otako is better anyway.

Off for a piss.

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this explains it

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Trump must be a fucking tall man, that mic poke out the eye of that woman…

Why won't you release your tax returns?
I'm being audited.
Don't you think the American people will care?
No, I won.

In the bladder yes, but once in the urinary tract this is not necessarily so iicrc.

That's only a few shitposters trying to sully the name of Galko, the same way they did with Mugi back then this time without a doujin

dubya

heh

ALPHA AS FUCK

george "dubya" bush "did 9/11"

[resounding applause]

This is actually an interesting tactic I think. He maintains his genuine image with down to Earth explanations, but when reporters can't get it through their thick skulls, he brings in a professional to BTFO everyone with a mountain of information.

We must have cast quite a spell.

Echoing inside jokes to alter the fabric of reality

He just doesn't care. It's hilarious.

Yeah I know /a/ is mostly not lefties but they're definitely there. Holla Forums transplants id imagine.

That woman sounds like the AI from Metal Fatigue games.

It's just now hitting me that everything is going to change in 9 days. Hold me guys, I don't think I'm prepared for it.

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I've noticed that too. Masterful.

Haven't been watching, anything good happen yet? Any (((news))) companies have their press access revoked?

Source.

The CEO way of conducting business. You don't need to be top tier at everything, you simply hire people to do whatever you don't want to bother with.

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Holla Forums transplants fuck everything up. A wall needs to be built.

IVANKA CONFIRMED FOR FULL TIME MOM AND THEREFORE SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE

Did they seriously ask him that???

So Ivanka is being set up to be the political heir and the sons the business heirs. Neat.

It's almost like he's a clever son of a bitch or something.

no :(

Heh, not literally.

IVANKA NOT BTFO

IVANKA CONFIRMED FOR DOING WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE DOING

Sons of Big Trump

He's a big guy.


Watch one of the streams.

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and I bit of dubs

Well not in those exact words, but yes

Weebs.

Some subliminal shit going on here with her "stuttering."

Looks like I'm gonna need to find a highlight reel later

If you weren't all low IQ shills you'd do some research on this kike law firm.

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CNN got their ass torn open and a reporter got rekt so bad her career is in tatters.

I bet those kikes were orgasming when they heard Trump lost millions of dollars for the sake of ethics, which he took on voluntarily.

CHECKED

Loving this wall motif.

Only know when he sees it on TV

Just like Obama and Hillary's server.

We're fucked

Not even trying to be subtle about it.

She's just a nervous normie lawyer reading the God Emperor's decree. I'd be sweating bullets too.

RESPAHNSABILITY

weebs are an asset

I prefer Ojou.

4D CHESS

Great questions reporters. Muh hacking. Hacking is now doublespeak for posting on the internet.

Shitposting will continue.

WALLS
WALLS EVERYWHERE

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thanks saten

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I hope not.

Satan declares truth

She's definitely got the best body. Her in that white bathing suit hnnng

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Trump is handling the hacking claims like a pro, not even cocksucking. He's turning it into a question of national scale rather than just the individual case of him.

Kek'd bigly

Disgusting.

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I like how one of the biggest political media sources on the planet is a board called "politically correct" whose mascot is Hitler and a cartoon frog.

I love this timeline.

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OH FUG

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Twitter is already salty as fuck over "I won".

So am I now an elite hackzor?

Well from a literal standpoint, we are political and we are correct, so there's that.

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Borrrrrrring

(((journalists))) plz leave

Checked

Post some.

No worries I placed an 'i' instead of an 'a' in that post

FRIENDLY REMINDER CALLING LIBSHITS "LOSERS" IS THEIR ULTIMATE TRIGGER
Go ahead and test it with literally any liberal, they will immediately spiral into a fuming mess

BEN GARRISON EN ROUTE BUZZFEED HQ

Please post. I want to bask in the butthurt.

Post caps/links.

Whaaaaaaa

I can't even guess what level of chess this is

DONATING ALL PROFITS FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS STAYING AT TRUMP HOTELS TO U.S. TREASURY

Give us a taste, user.

Yeah, so much for incorrect when we were correct the whole time.

I LOVE FUCKING MY ASSHOLE

Post em faggot

OH HOLY SHIT!!!

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What's it's name?

DONATING TO THE TREASURY
Yellen btfo
She failed so badly he has to give the Treasury his own money

The People's Champion.

MORE Q AND AAAA

He nationalized himself!

WE ARE ALL TRUMP NAO!

What did he mean by this?

Yellen doesn't run the treasury, you're thinking of the Federal Reserve.

He's predicting the future.

LEFTSHITS BTFO
BERNFAGS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

The same thing he did when he named the Jews in re: John Leibowitz. Making the kikes go insane.

Seems a bit odd. There's a lot of debt there.

The end was beautiful!

Downplaying the Holohoax/taking away the kikes only weapon.

I don't live in burgerstan.

Oh yeah that's right. Ignore my previous ignorance

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GREAT CABINETS EVER

unintentionally prescient
if the window shifts enough that we become politically correct, that's fucking checkmate

I'm ok with that timeline

It's "Trumpistan" now, faggot.

With a name like that, you know hes not jewish.

Kristallnacht soon, friend.

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Donating profits to the public is bad, because you shouldn't be earning profits.

We want the greatest people in the government


I think that's when I change my "fool" tactics :^)

If that actually was true, leftists would have single-handedly downplayed the holohoax 10 years ago.

I don't know if I believe the whole timeline thing but could you imagine your consciousness in a bad one? Awful

UH OH

>WE ARE ALL TRUMP NAO!

Post yfw you're Trump!

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OBAMACARE BTFO

Every little bit helps.

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(((THEY))) WOULD COME

What the fuck do we do?
Get people to get jobs first.

(((THEY))) WOULD COME

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(((THEY))) GUIDE YOU

LOL

At least leftists admit it now.

WEW

hivemind

(((THEY)))

Is he OK?

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SAME HOUR

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All Trump has to do is blink and the world conforms to his will.

ADOPT ME DADDY

W E W
E
W

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MEXICAN'T

He's just hungover.

LET THEM HANG

fuck off Milo

17 IS CURRENT YEAR

SIT BACK AND LET (((THEM)) HANG

KEK
lets get the wall up before it completely crashes

Did he have barotrauma or some shit?

Beaner mass suicide soon

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I'm pretty sure the guy in this picture is Takei

CONFIRMED

They sink back to stone age like the Africans!
they new currency will be bananas

It's a practical effects training dummy, sure makes you hate CGI more.

Holy shit

We need to hurry with that wall.

Why do you have that picture on your computer, user?

that's Perseus, actually. unless it from some movie or something.

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WEW

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This is a myth. The bladder and urine are NOT sterile. They are full of many types of bacteria, most of which are generally harmless. It's it's own little biome

Infections happen when some types of bacteria are able to multiply and become a much greater percent of the population and are able to start causing problems. Kind of like niggers and muslims.

My dream is to become a powerful meme wizard and take on a loli as my meme apprentice and she'd have a cute witch hat. That's my dream as of right now.

now i see what he meant by the wall becoming more expensive

Buy now?

Our Border is an Open Sieve

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GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

Take out a new mortgage on your house, denominated in pesos, convert it to dollars, earn like a Jew!

ARE WE LIVING IN NAZI GERMANY?

OY VEY
NAZI GERMANY

AmeriCAN what mexiCAN'T

To be fair, mexico is currently on fire and rioting pretty much consistently throughout.

YOU GOT A LOT OF STATES
I don't like this reporters attitude.

OUR BORDER IS AN OPEN SIEVE

GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

LOL THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS TWEET MENTIONING NAZI GERMANY

you can do it user

ITS NOT A FENCE

ITS A WALL

NOT A FENCE
IT'S A WALL

SALTY

Hahahahaha

Delicious, delicious salt.

NOT A FENCE IT'S A WALL

ITS NOT A FENCE

The Peso will get 10 points lower.

It's YOUR time now burgers. MAGA

ITS NOT A FENCE
ITS A WALL

Beautiful.

He's going to have to sit on it till it bounces back.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL
GET THE WAX OUTTA YOUR FUCKING EARS!

I don't feel like waiting either

MAGA

IT'S A WALL, NOT A FENCE

BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL

MEXICO WILL PAY

IT'S A FUCKING WALL, YOU DUMB KIKE


ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Get this reporter out of here!

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When the mexican pm said they wont pay for the wall than he said the truth…
Because end of the month they will have no currency besides prostituts and drugs to pay for anything!

ITS NOT A FENCE

ITS A PENCE

MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL, THE BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL

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ZA WALLU!

buying a currency when the nation is this close to open civil war, wew

Which I don't have..

I know the techniques, lack the initial capital.

No, in Weimar Germany.

WE LOVE YOU TRUMP!

NO ONE'S HAD CROWDS LIKE TRUMP HAS

NOBODY HAS HAD CROWDS LIKE LORD TRUMP

It's not a fence, it's a wall. You misreported it.

They don't have to pay directly, user.

This is fucking beautiful. All the pundits expected the wall to just ve==be a campaign pledge and not a real wall

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No, user. Borrow pesos, convert to dollars, wait for further peso collapse. Then, convert a small fraction of your dollars back into pesos and pay off the loan. Bank the profit. Got that?

TERRIFIC

IT'S NOT A FENCE, IT'S A WALL

the anger you can feel in this man's voice is insane, i think he's actually going to follow through.

No Jews.

WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL

How are they going to pay then, some kind of slave labor in anything but name ?

A-HAHAHAHA

WALL NOW CONFIRMED

bolshevik Lügenpresse BTFO!

wouldn't converting to dollars just be a straight conversion of 22 to 1?

supreme court stacked before february!

MAKE THE SUPREME COURT GREAT AGAIN

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Yea france is like the usa but more white, we know it.

YES PLEASE!

WEEKEND TRUMP PARTY CONFIRMED

AMERICA WILL BE MADE GREAT ON MONDAY

I wonder who could be behind this post.

NAZI GERMANY

NAHDZEE GERMANY

Holy shit they misquote him so hard

NAZI'S DID IT!

#GOLDENSHOWERS CONFIRMED CIA LEAK
BUZZFEED WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

NAZI GERMANY
What?

FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

BUZZFEDD CONFIRMED FOR FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

They pissed him off with this recent pissgate crap.

BUZZFEED
FAILING… PILE OF GARBAGE

INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Buzzfeed and CNN SHALL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

BUZZFEED IS A FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE!

NAZI GERMANY DID IT

BUZZFEED FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

BUZZFEED IS A FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

BUZZFEED CONFIRMED FOR FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

BUZZFEED AN CNN BTFO

BUZZFEED IS A FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

BUZZFEED IS A FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

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THE FAILING PILES OF GARBAGE WILL PAY

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BUZZFEED IS A FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE

No. You're thinking of currency trading. This is more aggressive. Example:

PILE OF GARBAGE

We need a Trump Pepe peeing and pooing all over a press conference.

NOT YOU

NOT YOU! YOU'RE ORGANIZATION'S TERRIBLE

FAKE PIECE OF SHIT SUCKING SCUM BULLSHIT

NOT YOU

NOT YOU

QUIET

QUIET

QUIET

BUZZFEED CONFIRMED AS BEING A== ==FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE!

GUYS I CANT HANDLE THESE STUMPINGS

DON'T BE RUDE

BUZZFEED AND CNN ON THEIR WAY OUT

MSM BTFO

Quiet. You're terrible. You're fake news. Fuck you.

IT'S A DISGRACE
WHAT TOOK PLACE
IT'S A DISGRACE
WHAT TOOK PLACE
IT'S A DISGRACE
WHAT TOOK PLACE

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS!

DON'T BE RUDE

Salty reporter

DON'T BE RUDE

WEW THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

MY DICK IS DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!!!!

OH FUCK

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS
DOINK

DON'T BE RUDE
these people are fucking children

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS

BLOCKHEAD JOE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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NOT YOU
NOT YOU

YOUR ORGANIZATION IS TERRIBLE

QUIET
QUIET

BUZZFEED ETERNALLY BTFO

REKT

YOU'RE FAKE NEWS

NO
NOT YOU
NOT YOU
YOUR ORGANIZATION IS TERRIBLE
DON'T BE RUDE
NO I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A QUESTION
YOU'RE FAKE NEWS

APPLAUSE

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS

HOLY SHIT HE'S WRECKING THEM

this is fucking wild

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Cucknn

Buzzfeed, failing pile of garbage.

CNN and buzzfeed are fucked

QUIET

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS

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Was that CNN or Buzzfeed he just BTFO?

I'll miss these when our Emperor is president.

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Wait seriously what did nazi Germany do?

IT'S A DISGRACE, WHAT TOOK PLACE

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

IT'S A DISGRACE
WHAT TOOK PLACE
IT'S A DISGRACE

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

BBC BTFO

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS

HOLY SHIT THESE JOURNOS ARE GETTING FUCKING ROASTED

WHO DID HE CALL FAKE NEWS?

wtf is this sliding?

==BBC NEWS, THAT'S ANOTHER BEAUTY"

Who did he just tell to sit down? Buzzfeed?

He didn't say it was a bad thing.

If dubs, Donald Trump will be a two-term president. If a get, he will be four-term president.

LYIN BBC BTFO