I need a sign from God. You, Holla Forums, are His messengers. Trips yields a prophecy.
I need a sign from God. You, Holla Forums, are His messengers. Trips yields a prophecy
>>873709034World ending war soon
>>873709034"One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name."
Cum in your mouth
>>873709322>>873709355>>8737093993 dubs in the same threadno trips
>>873709034you need to find a small metal box containing an american two dollar note and 46 pesos
Op will never get digits again
I will be saved soon.
>>873709034last time i saw a thread like this the prophecy happened, never again.
>>873709597Trips says it will happen again.
>>873709034That which is not a woman shalt forever be destined to not be a woman.
Be kind and love each other.
Different races have different levels of intelligence
Chocolate milk and chicken nuggets are a blessing.
>>873709888Check!!Truth is here
>>873709888Checked, Seethed, and Copped
>>873709034Op and all Op's after him will be San Francisco levels of faggot till the end days
>>873709888This is comfy. How fitting.
>>873709034Jesus loves you.
>>873709034ur gonna die and it's all 4 nothin.
>>873709034Out of 22 replies this thread has 6 sets of dubs, already statistically unlikely, and on top of that trips. Holy.
>>873709034You will kill her.
I will find you, and I will eat your hands.
THE WORMS INFEST YOUR WALLSTEAR THEM OUT TEAR THEM OUT
OP will die tonight after being cannibalized by a RapeClown
Nukes will drop on April 1, and everyone is going to think it's a prank, but so many people will die. Telecomms will go down, powergrids will be destroyed, and life in the west will become difficult. 3 years military service will be mandatory for all Americans over 18. The country will become exceedingly factionalist, and political allignments will become a matter of geographical location. There will be clans of forest bandits, and paramilitary groups will build secure compounds in the deserts. Life will become constant war, many will devolve back to nomadic tribalism.
>>873710886>two off from epic tripsBOO!
>>873709034The age of fallacies has passed. It is now sinful to commit a logical fallacy.
>>873710886This, but also the office of the President will be replaced by a Council of regional representatives.
>>873709034In the future there will be robots
My ass will be haunted by gay squirrel
>>873709034OP is a faggot
Reject this foolishness. Decide your own life; don't leave it up to RNG.
Putin is kill in 3 day
Snail-food is yum
This coming June there will be a global riot event similar to the George Floyd event, but bigger. Live rounds will be exchanged by police and protestors, triggering civil war in several developed nations. >Queen Elizabeth will die during these events of unrelated circumstance>Remaining UK royalty will be forgotten, no coronation, no new ruler.>Australia will declare bankruptcy and be bought by China
OP is going to die alone, with his dick in his hand. Sometime this week.
>>873709034With timea plaid, isn't it ironic? You'd think something good would come of the changed game, one, three, fives, all tat of the warehouse could help uncle get better.
With timea plaid, isn't it ironic? You'd think something good would come of the changed game, one, three, fives, all tat of the warehouse could help uncle get better.
>>873711450this meme is drawn by a snail food chef
Putin will declare war against U.S. within the week via missile strikes. By March 20th, the Russian government will be in pieces, literally. China will try to claim parts of Russian territory.
The war will end and Putin will be overthrown. Ping will step down. Biden, Harris, Pelosi and Graham will be arrested.
biden slow brain mode
The world needs less bigotry and more skimpy outfits
>>873712417Shut up, coombrain tranny. World needs less tranny retards.
Nukes will drop on April 1, and everyone is going to think it's a prank, but so, so many people will die. Telecomms will go down, powergrids will be destroyed, and life in the west will become difficult. 3 years military service will be mandatory for all Americans over 18.The country will become exceedingly factionalist, and political allignments will become a matter of geographical location. There will be clans of forest bandits, and paramilitary groups will build secure compounds in the deserts. Life will become constant war, many will devolve back to nomadic tribalism.The office of President will be replaced by a council comprising leaders from factions within American borders. There will be a major Nazi faction and a major bandit faction.
There is no spoon
>>873709034thank you user. that image has made me feel better.
>>873709034also if you want to talk to god just use Temple OS. it has a chat with god program.
>>873712754Don't forget the major communist faction.
>>873709034im a false prophet>dubs get
Op is a faggot
If you are reading this, I am going to find you, and I will take what I want from you. This varies depending on what you have. Some.of the things I usually want:>Cash from your wallet.>Fantasy replica weapons, especially swords.>Your car.>Your ass.>your wife's ass.>your mom's ass.>all the meat from your forearms.>all the joy in your life.>the windows in your house. All of them.
Nuggets are nom.
Op likes dick
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>873712874No, history has established that commies end up taking care of themselves in only a a few short years. The Commie "faction" will comprise smartass college kids who don't know how to cook their own food. All military enlistees in the communist military will have at least 1 negligent discharge with their service weapom before graduating bootcamp, one in 20 will have a negligent discharge while looking down the barrel. Another one in 20 will kill a squadmate due to negligent discharge. The food situation will get hairy because nobody is going to actually do any work, a lot of commies will die of starvation, as is tradition, and those who aren't completely stupid will sheepishly join up with the factions who are succeeding, leaving the few die-hards to starve alone.
>>873709034Yours truly becomes the emperor of man
You, the reader, will be stabbed to death next Tuesday. If you think you can avoid it by staying inside, you're wrong. If you ever leave your safe space on a Tuesday, you will be stabbed to death, and it will be by someone you thought you could trust.
>>873709034We cant comprehend “God”, until we leave this earth. We are part of “God”, therefore in a way, we are also “God”
Biden is a dementia riddled fag.
God says, in order to get to heaven, you must first post a picture of your whole hand inside your mom's vagina.
God don't real. You are as close to a god as anything can be in this physical plane.
>>873709034I will obtain all of the following from OP:>his wallet.>his swords.>his car.>his ass.>his bussy.>his wife's ass.>his wife's pussy.>his mom's ass.>his mom's pussy.>his house.>Inalienable rights to make him, his wife, and his mother suck my dick whenever I want.>all the joy in his life.>His daughter (s)
You already know. You know exactly what to do, you know the way of things, and what i mean by this. You always knew the answer.
I am going to shit your pants
OP POSTS BUSSY AND TIMESTAMP
God hereYou will all get qt loving gf this year and you'll end up marrying them
Actually, God is a homosexual
Aliens are already in control of all major political powers on earth and are attempting to steer human culture toward the path of space flight specifically so they can conscript us into fighting a war for them, after which time we will either cease to exist, or be stripped of technology and cast back to earth and never contacted again.
>>873709888I like chocky and nugs.
You, the reader, exist only because I have imagined you in my mind. When my thoughts turn elsewhere, and I forget about you, you will cease to exist.
I’m going to beat my meat tonight
>>873713856Only 32 off! from trips
Lol human looking for a sign, here's your sign: Suck my dick. I'm eternity and you don't even exist to a being of my magnitude.
God says kill yourself
I dub thee: retarded
Lol the Martians were way cooler than you obsessive Earthlings. Wish I hadn't drained all their water to drown the Earth.
everytime u smell a flower, u sniff its penis sprinkels
It's a legendary story... In the ancient orient, there was a peaceful and serene continent. The folks there lived and worked in peace and contentment. Their families were kept generation by generation.However, an unknown huge evil force had been forming in the dark. After having had collected enough energy in the past thousands of years, the evil force finally turned into a huge monster called Master Blood. His birth place was named as Blood Palace.
Listen Cunt, I'm only gonna say this once. Give me your wallet, your swords, and your ass, and we'll call this a night. Resist in any way, refuse an order, try to run? I'm gonna make the night long and intimate.
>>873714044With the arrival of Master Blood, peace was no longer existed. Master Blood kept slaughtering human beings and other living things to strengthen his power. He enhanced himself by absorbing their souls. At that time, the whole world was under the control of Master Blood. The poor people became destitute and homeless. The beautiful and peaceful continent became a hell. Corpses were everywhere.As an old saying goes like "Where there is oppression, there is opposition". Grand Master Tian Meng, who comes from the north, was determined to exterminate the horrible Master Blood.Under the leadership of Master Tian Meng, a righteous organization was quickly formed. Those justicial warriors were united together to suppress Master Blood and his evil minions. The battle between Justice and Evil unveiled the mask.
>>873714090This battle had lasted about 100 days. Both two sides were hurt badly. Finally, Master Tian Meng and his four accomplices fought with Master Blood on Blood Mountain. This amazing battle lasted for 5 days!Fortunately, Master blood was defeated by Master Tian Meng's witchcraft called Heaven Ice at last. The soul of Master Blood was sealed in a ice cube which is located at the bottom of a Deep Pool in Green Scarp. The surface of the pool was blocked by "Thousand-year Ice". From then, the faithful Nanmu Family have been guarding there. After Master Blood was sealed, the world regained peace! The folks began to rebuild their homeland. The whole continent gradually witnessed peace and harmony. With the experience gained from the battle with evil force, Master Tian Meng and his accompanies decided to create their own Classes and accept lots of apprentices to strengthen the force of justice.
>>873714013if u cum on a tissue you can say it is just lotion and not used yet
>>873714118With that mutual ambition, the 5 well-known Classes –Monk, Wizard, Fairy, Tamer and Assassin- were created. The force of justice became stronger and stronger. After his achievements was completed, Master Tian Meng became Immortal without being in charge of the disputes in the world. He handed over the power to another master –White Eyebrow. This story just plays a role of a prelude of a significant combat between Justice and Evil! However, 500 years later, the ice cube which was at the bottom of the deep pool in Green Scarp disappeared suddenly! And then, various kinds of evil ghosts and monsters continually appeared. The evil breath gradually suffused gradually. What on earth had happened? Did Master Blood resurge, or was a new monster born? The five righteous juntas made the appointment to act together to find out the truth. Go ahead! Fight against the evil force!
>>873714149Unarmed Strike with a blast of Ki, straight to the balls.
no trips yet; there is no god
Niggers tounge my Anus
Satan is the real god, and Yahweh was defeated aeons ago.
Niggers & Biscuits
Forget god. Worship drugs.
>>873709034Nuclear apocalypse.If not that, AI overlords dominate our collective anus
>>873709034"British people" are demons
Dave Mustaine is gonna kick your ass.
>>873709034Ww3 nuclear edition
You guys I
Im have sex wiht my cat
>>873714452You're a fucking retard who clearly can't read: >>873709888