Sand Sneks are the "last stand" of implicit Dornish identity Edition Now with posts of Maisie getting GLUMPF Eternally BTFO
Off Season thread #2
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Previously: >FIRST FOR HATING MAISIE >Is she one of the sneks already EURONED or she's the rotten one in the Red Keep's dungeons? >MAISIE IS FUCKING GAY >GAS MAISIEFAGS >tfw these threads are going to turn into nothing but shit talking maisiefags until the shows back FUCK MAISIE AND HER FAGS >[Rhythmic Warhammer Sounds] >SHIT ABSOLUTE FOOKIN SHITE >EXCEPT YOU CAN'T COS YOU USED IT ALL TO BLOW UP THE SEPT YOU DUMB CUNT >it is confirmed that the snekfag is a Sicilian rapefugee and all maisiefags are east european. Which explains the attraction to thick eyebrows and FAS.
In twenty to thirty years time everyone will look back at this as a goofy, stereotypical fantasy movie of old, like they do with Canon the Barbarian and Sinbad.
Isaac Cox
Those movies were actually good though
Nolan Anderson
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Camden Smith
MUAAAARGHHH THE BURGERS
Christian Sanders
Apologize
Aiden Nelson
No.
Justin Nguyen
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Andrew Reyes
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Jaxson Young
Nah, maybe if the ending doesn't shit the bed (fat chance) and once the terrible spinoffs start airing. The decision to cut Sansa talking to Bran before the trial was retarded.
Not really, this is the Xena of this generation.
Brayden Butler
You mean that 4 minute kangaroo court where littlefinger was murdered in cold blood?
Joshua Baker
Anyone have a link to the fanfics? I want to see if they are better than D&D's swill
Elijah Myers
Yeah. It was pretty much an isis beheading. By a smug hobgoblin psychopath. Are the viewers really supposed to think they are still the good guys? Not that Sansa or Arya ever had a grain of goodness to their characters but they didn't use to behave like typical villains.
Michael Hernandez
How does one become so rotund?
Wyatt Bennett
Meatcuckery, that flesh gets stuck in your intestines and builds up, making you a disgusting wanker. While vegans have insides that are as clean as a whistle.
Gabriel Baker
Since anyone at winterfell can be executed without trial now for thought crimes the lords would be retarded not to kill the starks in their sleep. Jon getting a pass of course since he's not a stark.
Gavin Harris
Drumpfsberg, the Vegan king anfd Maisiefag number one is blessing this thread again
Adam Morgan
If Jon weren't written by D&D he would probably be disappointed with his sisters even if he disliked Littlefinger. They probably won't even have him address it in the show.
Jace Watson
You know everyone on other websites love that scene, right? Since Sansa was "horrifically raped" by Littlefinger. Look, you have to understand your average quasi-liberal normalfag is a monster deep down who wants to destroy their enemies with horrific violence, but their steady diet of fluoride, female-focused media, hormone-laced meat and xenoestrogens means they either can't actually bring those thoughts to the surface, or are too weak to act on them.
Women in particular are horrifically violent and don't understand consequences. I know this from personal experience.
Matthew Young
Women cannot even understand morality and they lack empathy, this is known.
Thomas Fisher
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Ethan Cook
Littlefinger is never coming back, is he?
Angel Brooks
Melisandre said she needed to die in westeros. She will go north, and resurrect littlefinger. The starks will kill her for it, but he will escape.
Xavier Martin
No, but Vicious Robin will and after 2-3 full years of combat training he'll seek vengeance for Uncle Petyr's death and slay Arya in single combat.
Grayson Nguyen
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Parker Smith
Arya wears his face to kill Cersei
Carter Powell
If you could impregnate Arya or Dany, who would you choose and why?
Adrian Ramirez
Dany. There's a good chance the baby ends up a dud.
Adrian Lopez
Ha. Even without her wolverine like plot armor she would never face single combat, just hide and scheme in the shadows (like, oh say LITTLEFINGER) and poison him or something. I'd settle for sweet robin having salsa beheaded.
Blake Fisher
Dany, because she's not a hobgoblin psychopath.
Brayden Morgan
Can't even make her look attractive in a fantasy drawing.
Hudson Sullivan
Jews, user. Fucking jews.
He was executed in front of dozens of people. Word would get to Cersei way before that criminally psychopathic gargoyle could.
Brayden Scott
Resurrected as LittleFinger the Wight, the Hand of the Night King.
Henry Brown
first for best weebshit
Jose Sanchez
People still look at The Sopranos and think it's good. Doubt it will be the same for GOT.
Noah Anderson
I don't believe the show ever had any illusions or gave any idea that the Starks were the good guys. They're the most "stalwart and honest" house, but that's all that they got going for them in the "morally good" category. Except for Sansa, who was primarily trained and raised to do politics around Lannisters, which explains her cuntiness.
Tyler Cruz
Oh, my sweet summer child.
Aiden Myers
but sopranos was good you contrarian faggot
Elijah Perez
Wait. What?!
Bentley Morales
sansa was a cunt even before getting to king's landing
Jackson Russell
he raped her through ramsey, i guess???
Xavier Lewis
Neh, if she wears a face that could be Qyburn's Also
Evan Miller
Daenerys. She's not an ugly munter
Angel Hernandez
/thread
Chase Evans
elbows too pointy, 0/10
Gabriel Rivera
Lay off the baneposting, guys, it's rotting your brains.
Jace Campbell
I still have no idea what that means
Dylan Gonzalez
You mean Cohen by the way?
Liam Nguyen
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Ethan Ward
Also what he said
Anthony Young
Arya, because she is still a virgin and haven't fucked 3 guys already
Jackson Lopez
What do you guys think?
Charles Young
I think you've got very nice trips
I'd watch this by the way, but where's Maisie?
Jonathan Lopez
pure, pure autism
Noah Bennett
Off season has come its about time for all non maisiefags to abandon this thread
Ryan Anderson
I'll watch it, if it's legit. Also, Why did they do a future spinoff instead of a prequel with Aegon and Aemon
Brody Rivera
You got another 2 weeks friend.
Bentley Rogers
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Christian Walker
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Hudson Wilson
I know that. More than half of the posts in a GoT thread are maisiefaggots spilling their spaghetti
Noah Cooper
its just one turbo-virgin no-life nerds sperging out because thats the only time he gets any kind of attention in his sad, pathetic failed life
Christopher Smith
Implying Westeros wouldn't be full of dirty Dothraki and rapefugees from the Southern Isles by then.
Jace Morgan
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Grayson Smith
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Michael Russell
I don't understand why he's allowed to quintuple post.
Kevin Foster
Maisie allows it, so it's law
Cameron Gray
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Hudson Butler
take the game of shit to reddit or cuckchan
Christopher King
Oh no, someone is talking about a tv-show on a board called Holla Forums!
Ryan Rogers
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Jaxon Walker
Only a half hour of Roose?
Elijah Carter
sage for munter
Wyatt Cruz
Little Finger was one of the better written characters but let's not pretend he stood a chance when facing a kid who can literally see anything in the past.
His death wasn't satisfying but let's not pretend this fictional characters death was a kangaroo court where he got executed like an Isis member.
God some of you are absolutely pathetic.
Ian Cooper
Your grammar is pathetic.
Dylan Butler
Yeah, we need not pretend because that's what it was.
Tyler Roberts
He was shit. Better then the rest, but shit that doesn't smell tastes in the end still like shit.
Gavin Lewis
Shit show tbh lad, smh.
Aiden Perez
I don't get people's (meaning Preston's) argument that no one would believe Bran. Everybody hates Littlefinger and talking to Bran he quite clearly can prove he knows shit.
Why would Robin want to avenge the guy who murdered his mom? Why would Royce protect the guy who almost had him killed?
And yes, the scene was bad fanfic - Baelish kneeling and weeping was stupid. Had he had a badass moment of total honesty the scene might have been fantastic, but Maisie is shorter than him so they needed him to kneel so she wouldn't have to hop to slit his throat and undercut the vagina worship with some inconvenient reality. But lately people are starting to point out 'flaws' in shit that makes sense.
Ethan Smith
Littlefinger should have gotten executed last fucking season. He didn't even do anything except twirl his mustache all season long.
Owen Rivera
There was that badly executed plan to make sansa and arya turn on eachother but really, the writers are complete fucking hacks. I wouldnt let them anywhere near a show aimed at toddlers even
Samuel Perez
Do you have more like that? I'll post the only one I have.
Carter Bennett
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Mason Rodriguez
Nobody actually thought his plan was going to work for even a second, right? Not even showfags can be that dumb.
Leo Morgan
Middle one is wrong. Renly wasn't known as a warrior or tourney knight, Loras was.
Kevin Rodriguez
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Wyatt Garcia
Thanks
James Gomez
The author of the farseers books is friends with george I enjoyed her books a lot more than georges, about to read the final one
Ethan Reyes
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Jacob Baker
Top D&D dropped story/plot lines that were justifiably left off the television show
Matthew Lee
Friendly reminder that Robert did nothing wrong.
Ayden Garcia
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Angel Ortiz
Was Rhaegar autistic?
Gavin Walker
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Hunter James
Everyone in game of thrones is by extension, because we all know george is.
Logan Price
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Wyatt Anderson
What about penny. I bet grum meant her to be a companion to tyrion and probably highly important to the story.
Owen Hill
Nah, but that pig will sit on the iron throne by the end.
top right is peak maisie the peak isnt very high tho
Elijah Sanders
This was her peak time for me
Kayden Mitchell
ew
John Jones
user doesn't like thick women?
Chase Williams
This looks like a psa for radiation poisoning.
Cooper Long
You mean there is a chance to turn into Maisie? Wonderful!
Zachary Ramirez
I want some bad pussy.
Jaxson Myers
Who doesn't?
Charles Jones
Bran confirmed NightKing
Leo Brown
IT'S SHOOPED YA FOOKING CUNT
Brody Hughes
This. When you realise this, life becomes more clear.
Ayden Rogers
This. Baelish should have freaked out with a full reveal of his character. Pulled out a couple of poisoned kryss daggers, started slashing guards left and right, their faces turning black - while he pirouettes out of the room. Arya running after him - to chase him through the castle to the crypt, where he is killed after a short fight.
Nicholas Martin
Never said it was bad you quick to judge retard.
Jack Nelson
He dies before Ned's statue, and with his dying breath he spits blood on it, his eyes full of pure hatred.
Baelish was, at his heart, a bitter man who wanted to watch the world burn.
Liam Scott
What you're saying is, Baelish wanted to start the fire?
Lucas Moore
he didn't start the fire. it was always burning since the world's been turning.
Anthony Carter
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Adrian Ramirez
At least he wasn't a fag.
Hunter Martin
not fat enough
more recent Maisie pic
Ryan Miller
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Jaxon Barnes
here's what she'll look like in five years
Jaxon Morris
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Eli Robinson
She got with that hairy vagrant from harry potter? I don't know who has the worse deal there.
Liam Anderson
Of course. Theatricality and deception were powerful tools against the uninitiated. But he fought like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.
I wondered what would break first; his body, or his mind.
Hudson Martinez
Isn't that the Jew who used to spank men's asses and make them be slaves to him and his son?
Michael Gomez
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Jason Thomas
No, isnt that guy dead?
James Scott
You mean his wife's son or perhaps boyfriend's son.
Jayden Scott
I'm not sure I understand >Will Jorah follow Kelly C down the rabbithole into incest in season 8 .
Is Lyanna the only Mormont left? So Jorah will marry Lyanna to continue House Mormont?
Ethan Roberts
Are you threatening me, Lords of the North?
Joshua Roberts
I thought he was, but that looks like him.
Nolan Long
The Sansa will decide your fate.
Connor Reyes
I. AM. THE SANSA.
Levi Perry
NOT. YET.
Ethan Kelly
*unsheathes double valyrian daggers and spins*
EUUUUARRGHHHHHHH
Gabriel Garcia
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Jace Peterson
That's in fact your problem. You don't bring something new. Just "muh maisie"
Isaiah Thompson
I don't like deformed women
Liam Perry
You are wrong. I bring "muh fresh Maisie"
Brandon Robinson
>implying used and BLACKED roastie maisie is "fresh "
Isaiah Reed
You just know.
Sebastian Sullivan
High heels still shorter than those manlets…… Is she a midget?
Joseph Stewart
5' 2"
Aaron Carter
This
Daniel Davis
Baelish started the fire.
Those morons even fucked up the big reveal, Littlefinger is not just responsible for sending Ned to the South… He's responsible for the FIRST WAR too. The one """Robert""" won. He's the one that tricked Ned big brother (that was engaged Cat) telling him that Lyanna was kidnapped by the Targaryen Prince, knowing that being a Stark (IE an idiot) he would ride to king's landing and demand reparation… and that the mad king would kill him and probably all the starks (or they would revolt) either way it would cancel the wedding… Now after that Tywin Lannister, probably knowing that the prince had taken Lyanna Stark as a second wife (and having the Targaryens scorn him a second time since he was the Hand and was pushing Cersei onto the Prince) is the one that ensured the rebellion would win by having Robert engaged to Cersei and put his grandchildren on the Iron Throne. By funding the rebellion while pretending to be neutral, having Jaime kill the king, having the Mountain kill the prince first wife and her children.
In the books there are three players of the game of thrones, Tywin (supporting House Lannister), Varys (supporting House Targaryen) and Littlefinger (supporting himself).
EVERYONE ELSE is dancing to their tune.
Nathan Gutierrez
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Anthony Rogers
oh, for a second there I thought GRRM did something mildly clever…
Zachary Thompson
Why are his upper arms bare? Why does his armor stop at his elbow? Wouldn't it be really easy for someone to nick his bicep with a Dragonglass or Valyrian weapon and shatter him? The other White Walkers all wear full body plate, is he trying to show off?
Jace Scott
Better question: why has he wrapped what seems like a plastic crab trap around himself?
Austin Flores
The pig gets killed after Tyrion and Penny flee the slavers
Julian Gutierrez
needs ventilation so he doesn't overheat
Julian Taylor
The cheese grater is to stop guys from rubbing their dicks on him.
Julian Price
I can't believe people actually give money to HBO to watch this bread and circus still.
Parker Walker
It's a primal thing.
Jonathan Mitchell
Has she got her tits out again yet?
Sebastian Thomas
Wouldn't it be a bit too poetic for Jaime to save King's Landing from being destroyed by wildfire twice, the first time by killing the Mad King, and the second time by killing the Mad Queen, Cersei?
Benjamin Davis
The three players in the books are Varys, Littlefinger, and Doran Martell. The players can't do anything themselves; they need to manipulate 'pieces' to do things.
Tywin is a piece. He is the most powerful piece, a formidable piece, but he is played successfully by all the players and eliminated by them: Littlefinger manipulated him into giving him Harrenhall and sanctioning his marriage to Lysa. Doran was having him poisoned. Varys arranged to have Tyrion encounter Tywin on the shitter (where there 'happened' to be a crossbow).
Tywin was skilled an powerful but he was played.
Luke Sanders
Who?
Charles Anderson
He was a doctor who used to eat lunches with a simple tailor on the promenade.
Blake Johnson
So tell us user, how did Littlefinger find out about Lyanna and Rhaegar when he was in a coma?
Unrelated to your question but he's Bran from the future looped into the past and GoT just became a mid-90s JRPG.
Isaac Price
Intestines perfect for a good ass fucking.
Brody Nguyen
That's there for a while now, and I've made it and it feels really nice to see it. There is also another one with a flashing Arya
Daniel Clark
sage for munter
Colton Collins
Whaaaaattt? Were did you see that, in the show? He got Lysa as a consolation prize the same night of the fight and was sent on his way the next day or so. Then Brandon left Riverrun for Winterfell for his bachelor party and got the message on the way north (so by the time Littlefinger was either back at the fingers or at king landing)… As to how he could have know… because he's not a moron and figured out what really happened at the tourney at Harrenhal between Lyanna and Rhaegar? Sure he could be not him… but it's a pattern of behavior that belong to him.