(funny) Tech support stories

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Oh, it's *you*. It's been a looong time.

I just want a job

Blacks.

you know about the class action lawsuit against apple because they intentionally slow down thier phones after some time right?
ok

there are several de you can theme to look like win10, then just replace the icon of ff with edge, no way these morons will notice.

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should have reported her for the patient data instead.

yeah sure bro i got you

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