What did they mean by this?

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

what did they mean by this?

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Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

Gamergate BTFO

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

We'll just have to pirate it and find out.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Apparently it's incredibly action-packed, to the point of the plot being ignored, and there's lots of men at the front and not many women.
Feminists at (((Huffington))) are upset that it "doesn't smash the glass ceiling".

Maybe it's worth a watch, but you can probably skip it, seeing as it's a flashback movie to set up WW and might be worth only for the brief segments at the start and end when it's in the present day.

Also, fuck off with low effort threads.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

we can't criticize it without looking sexist so we'll all give it 10/10 reviews to preserve our careers

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

Was it this site or another one that uniquely disallowed user comments on Ghostbusters 2016 "until the Internet grows up"?

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

Apparently it's incredibly action-packed, to the point of the plot being ignored, and there's lots of men at the front and not many women.
Having been a cheeky charlie and had a look at the film already, that's far from the truth. It's a thoroughly boring film with thoroughly boring characters. Though Steve Trevor at least makes the effort.
This is bought and paid for reviews through and through.

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

35 reviews counted
no critic consensus

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

After shitting the bed with the last few DC movies and missing the mark with BvS and Suicide Squad, and especially with political tensions being what they are, a movie where a woman warrior beats up a bunch of "fascists" (no, they still aren't using that word correctly) simply has to be a box office smash hit.

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

It's cool user, I'm also bad at interpreting sarcasm when it's in the form of text.

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

I honestly want to see it, I think WW's story is pretty fun, the feminist talk is unavoidable but if its handled anything close to the animated movie and is not literal capeshit much like the animated movie… and if Steve Trevor isn't a gentleman in distress and actually does shit like the animated movie… fuck this, I'm just torrenting the animated movie That bit when they acknowledge Themyscira's hypocrisy is incredibly satisfying.
I know that at least 15% comes from pandering shit but something in my gut tells me this one is actually decent, coming from CW's The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow maybe skewing my mind tough.

movie where a woman warrior beats up a bunch of "fascists"
Is WWI, not WWII, I don't think they'd made the effort of sending her to WWI if you aren't going to make the distinction.

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

distinction
plausible deniability.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

something in my gut tells me this one is actually decent, coming from CW's The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow maybe skewing my mind tough.
Yeah it might be telling you that "it can't possibly be worse than that other crap" but you'd be surprised

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Distributor for Wonder Woman (2017): (((Warner))) Bros. Pictures
Owner of Fandango Media (Rotten Tomatoes Parent Company): (((Warner))) Bros. Entertainment/Time (((Warner))) (30%)

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

WWI and not WWII
well that's a relief.
I was afraid we were going to get another Captain America where we once again just beat that era to death.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

They accidentally went to see the 2009 version.

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

Mind spilling the beans, user?

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

isn't a gentleman in distress
no tall qt /fit/ brown amazonian warrior that protects your smile

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

It's everything you expect. Wonder Woman mentions several times about how "mans world" is terrible and all, all the while being a huge bitch. There's a part where she shows some stupid male soldiers how tough grrrls can be.
Despite not being a WW2 film it still does the classic "Germans are evil" and the few exceptions are YOU GUESSED IT all female Germans. The bad guys are so obviously supposed to be "super evil puppy-kicking evilman" but they don't get nearly enough screentime (despite casting choices being awful for them) so most of the film feels like it lacks any focus other than "look it's wonder woman go see the next film".

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

Jewish Nepotism at work.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

No. Believe me, when I say that (((Hollywood))) did a shit job depicting the Reich as an evil empire, without it having to be WWII.

Jason Price
Jason Price

If the only thing this movie has to offer is some flimsy action scenes for the strict purpose of promoting this #GRRRLPOWER #FEMINISM #RESIST brand of media gruel, then it's not even worth seeing for me.

Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

Topical reminder.
Good animation
Great Fights
No capeshit.
Actual equality between Diana and Steve in doing stuff.
Outright calls Themiskyra's bullshit for placing and unfair standard of "powerful women" who just might wanna have a family and raise children TWICE.
Outright calls Diana's bitchy and unfair/uninformed/xenophobic attitude to her face and she becomes sweeter by the end of the movie.
Subtextedly calls out Diana's putting women over men as selfish.
The bad guy is the bad guy not because he's a man, racist or sexist but because he's a god of war who gets power trough death and conflict.
Lowest rated DCAM for a time, and lowest grossing DCAM.
FUCK THIS WORLD

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

I mean the problem is that Wonder Woman is a shitty character and no amount of animation or fights can fix her awful character

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

Movie about an Israeli Jewess murdering evil German patriarchal cisgendered men gets good reviews

Go figure.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

The character is not likable.
That means the character is bad (Lacks motive, action and reaction according to personality)
Why don't creators please me?
Wow, is almost like you're from reddit or something.

Personally I never had anything against the DCAU version of her The one where she steals her shit to help the Justice League. and her first two parter is easily one of my favorite JL episodes.

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

Wonder Woman is good you redditor!
Why has she not had a decent comic in a decade then faggot?

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

Outright calls Diana's bitchy and unfair/uninformed/xenophobic attitude to her face and she becomes sweeter by the end of the movie.
the comment section on the scene when Diana is being xenophobic to men's world without understanding shit.
Everyone praises it.
the comment section when she gets called out for her shit by Steve.
"What a shitlord".
I have nothing against WW herself, but her fanbase is easily top 10 worst.

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

Comic is the only media where she exists.
I hate comic purists.

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

her first two parter is easily one of my favorite JL episodes.

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

I hate people who enjoy comic books and talk about comic book characters with reference to their comic books
Videogames, cartoons and films, she's shit in them all. She's a terrible character lad. You have shit taste.

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

Wonder Woman doesn't have a fanbase. She has a drove of crazed cunts that, despite never picking up a comic, see Wondie as the ultimate symbol of female empowerment and other shit.

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

Does WW ever fight Austro-Hungarians in the movie, or Ottomans?

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

Wonder Woman doesn't have a fanbase
Untrue. Her comic would not have lasted so long, and she would not be adapted to other media, if that were the case. It's just that her fanbase is mostly horny men as opposed to the drove of angry cunts that DC seem to think it is.

Jason James
Jason James

Azzarello's run was this decade you faggot

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

Her fanbase started as horny men. Then she got written worse and worse. Then the move to animation made it easier for casuals to lash onto her. Without buying comics. The comic fanbase only dwindle till it became what it is now.

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

"Germans are evil"
Can confirm t. EUSSR peon

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

that's especially ironic. jewish americans supported germany in WWI because their main opponent, Russia, was actively engaging in jew-murdering pogroms.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

Her introduction to casuals was the Lynda Carter series. I guarantee you more horny young men watched that series than women. She didn't even really have any significant appearances in animation until Justice League, which again was primarily watched by young boys

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

You never read it, have you?

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

I did, and I'll refer you back to

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

(((rotten tomatoes)))
So the Disney shills were afraid to being labeled as misogynists by their vapid work peers and acquaintances that they give this movie a pass.

Still I think Captain Underpants will surpass Wonder Woman in the box office.

William Walker
William Walker

Is Steve Trevor /ourguy/ or a pussywhipped cuck?

Justin Young
Justin Young

instant replies
Why aren't you using your "Defender of Holla Forums" name in here you idiot?

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

I can guarantee each of them is a reliable pusher of big budget films given an advanced screening.

Remember how Man of Steel and BVS getting nothing but glowing reviews early?

Elijah White
Elijah White

They are a grateful and most rewarding people. Are they not, user?

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Yeah, who would've thought, people won't support the country that tries to kill them.
Unless you're white.

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

seeing BVS's review scores bomb in real-time was unreal

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

A lot of studios made a deal with nazi Germany, in that momment Germany used to release 100 american movies every year in their market. Basically, they were the equivalent of nowdays China.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

So TextsFromSuperheroes apparently watched it. I'm not going to bother listening to their discussion, but they shared this little snippet:

Andrew: I liked that fight she had with the Medusa beard guy.

Jason: Oh, that was Deimos, he’s supposed to be the son of Ares.

Diana: I really liked that fight too because that fight had some really great subtle feminist undertones. Like there’s a lot of clear feminist statements in this movie, which is great, it’s a Wonder Woman movie, but when she fights Deimos she tears off the dress Steve told her to wear and chokes him with it and then later she stabs him in the eye with a stiletto and I really loved her kind of wielding these weapons of feminity even as she discards them. It’s so badass.

So… choked out a god of war with a fabric dress. That's quite impressive, given that I think even I'd be able to rip through most women's dresses with my shit-tier human strength. I wonder what they're going to blame the coming shitstorm on.

Alexander James
Alexander James

Is English her second language? Because I don't think that's what subtle means.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

Honestly sounds like she's applying bullshit where there was no bullshit. It sounds like wonder woman being wonder woman and her saying it's progressive despite her always being like that.

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

That's always been like that, no one can have fun comfy times with Wondy because someone will take it into some shitty context.

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

(2009)
Outright calls Themiskyra's bullshit for placing and unfair standard of "powerful women" who just might wanna have a family and raise children TWICE.
Diana despite being Wonder Woman can't possibly kill a god like Ares with her power so she has to use Ares's own power against him and then cut his head off while he recovers.

(2017)
Diana kills a god with a dress and a stiletto.
This is somehow a feminist statement.

WHEN DID ALL WENT SO WRONG

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Second was to reply to

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

I wanna go to tumblr/reddit post this post and have someone explain me for this bullshit.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

You might end up actually snagging some anti-feminists. From what I recall, even tumblr is getting sick of them.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

she fights Deimos she tears off the dress Steve told her to wear and chokes him with it and then later she stabs him in the eye with a stiletto
got a text of a friend that wants to see the movie
Well, I guess he is going to see it alone

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

No seriously, post me a fucking link where this conversion is active, I wanna text-yell at someone.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

I remember the part in the trailer where she compared working to a salary to slavery, but what are some other tidbits of her being a bitch?

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

That bugged the crap out of me. I just imagined some idiots actually agreeing with that sentiment, like giving your time and energy in exchange for a monetary benefits is even close to slavery.

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

I guess working 12 Hours a day plowing a field so you hopefully get to save 3/4 children this winter, suffering incurable diseases, frostbite, and living off a diet that will stunt your growth, and hope that your Lords don't decide that they feel like throwing an extra feast next Tuesday (If you can even keep track of the time that is) is much better.

Man I hate "WW Comments on the outside world" plots because she has a fucking magic utopia with a stable, identical, and SMALL population.

I hate these types of stories overall from characters that come from utopias. made JCs Avatar fucking painful.

Angel White
Angel White

So I did And apparently everything said in
Is false, there's no death by fashion, and the main/most evil antagonist is female.

David Davis
David Davis

Human antagonist*
Ares is the MA.

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

That and I very much doubt slavery doesn't have the same benefits and is a bit more difficult to leave.

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

there's lots of men at the front and not many women.
In WW1? Shocker.

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

I wouldn't mind so much if WW actually got called out on her unwarranted opinion and actually had to learn. Ya know, like that way better animated movie DC put out a couple of years ago.

Avatar was insufferable to, along with the shallow "Nature is good" plot line. So sorry humans couldn't have a psychic meld with out wild life and had to fight and kill to survive.

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

Yes, very shocking.
Why are there any women in the front line at all?

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

Comfort women

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

Only Mexico had active women soldiers during WWI, but they were at their own civil war, and only on the rebels side, that's how they gained their right to vote on the populace eyes.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Russia and Serbia had Milunka Savic (among others) and Marina Yurlova who both distinguished themselves. Russia also had the Women's Battalion of Death but like all Russian troops in World War I they got chewed up in combat. At least they were anti-communist.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

doesn't smash the glass ceiling
Here's the thing I don't understand though: why would someone want to smash a glass ceiling when they know that the shards are just going to shower on them, leading to their excruciatingly painful death? Is the metaphor more about how it's best NOT to do it and neo-feminists can't get it past their thick skulls? Most institutions run by women have come crashing down, is that supposed to relate to that? Or maybe it's a glass ceiling because it's an outright fabrication and completely transparent, as many industries and hobbies have plenty of women who don't really care about this feminist bullshit?
that picture
I miss /icup/. Might host a mini one myself if I have the time to.
And we all understand your frustration.
brown
Bronze would more aptly describe what you think of browngirls, unless you want some disgusting mud woman.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

This movie is fantastic. Bought the day it came out because I such a WW fan. I was really hoping the live action would just copy the animated film.
I am so weary when it comes to DC films. Suicide Squad, Man of Steel, and BvsS were complete and utter shit. I think they are incapable of making a good DC live action films in current year.

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

DC live action films in current year.
Have they ever? Besides Burton's Batman.
The original Superman as stupid as fuck, is fun probably in an ironic way, it does have good characterizations though, it went downhill after that.
Nolan's Batman is a good trilogy but is not Batman, best Bourne trilogy though.
Everything else is shit.
UNLESS you count "Superman: Returns" that besides some stupid moments and final minutes, had the characters on a T, the visuals are still good, the plot is… kind of a ripoff of the original Supes film… all in all, Supes returns is the best possible adaptation of the 70's film while still keeping some silver age silliness and 00's streak of edgyness, IDK why it was so pandered.

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Has also the beta wankers fantasizing about being Trevor.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

This +10. Burton's Batman is really is the only good DC film. I did enjoy DN trilogy a lot, but at the same time I fucking hate them. These films set the standard for all the future films, edgy, heavy, and dark, so fucking stupid. Suicide Squad was just an abomination.

Even though I know it's going to suck, I'm still going to see Wonder Woman. I can't miss it. She my hero.
I like her. I even read the comics when she lost her powers and did detective work, and the early weird S&M stuff.

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

The glass ceiling is an awful metaphor that isn't actually about glass, but implying that there's an invisible barrier which stops women from advancing. Which is to say that they can see all the way to the top, like everyone else, but they can't get there because of this ill-conceived metaphorical barrier that keeps women out.

Reality is that women are miserable in the competitive world of business (hence SJW/Feminists trying to discredit the idea of meritocracies), they have shit social skills compared to the male peers, and soon or later, their biological needs will make them a liability in one way or another… But in classic female fashion, nothing is ever truly their fault and it must be something else stopping them from being as good as any man, even if that something is the ghostly hand of the patriarchy conditioning them to be lousy executives and leaders.

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

I was making a joke, but thanks for the history lessons, I suppose. Didn't think WW1 really bothered with women on the front lines. And I figured comfort women were a thing from WW2.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

Only Mexico had active women soldiers during WWI, but they were at their own civil war, and only on the rebels side, that's how they gained their right to vote on the populace eyes.
Suffragettes only cried until they won.
Clearly white people are fucking pussies.

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

unless you want some disgusting mud woman.
2D
disgusting

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

Is there any Negro x white woman (or boy) action? if not, why see it?

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

archive.fo/qRedw

Appealing misandry
This is considered an acceptable viewpoint now

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

“Wonder Woman is so hard to put on film because the fight for women’s rights has gone so badly,” Lepore wrote in the New Yorker in 2014
Then Lepore was smoking some of that primo crack.

Gadot must spend the rest of the movie performing as a kind of idiot savant: Diana may be able to translate Sumerian (one of the “hundreds of languages” Amazons can speak) and, when suited up, deflect bullets with her magic bracelets, but has never seen snow, ice cream, or Edwardian-era attire before, all of which must be deciphered for her by Steve
Well, gee, it sounds like those are new experiences that she has no logical reason to understand, so having them explained makes sense. Does the thought of a female character who doesn't instinctively just know everything about the world and isn't always perfect and wise just not compute for them?

During this scene and many others, especially the final one, when the warrior princess formulates her cuddly bellicose philosophy (“Only love can save the world”)
And that's gonna be a hard no from me. Everything else aside, isn't WW supposed to be (in her modern incarnation at least) a super-aggro warrior-race badass? I mean, it's not a particularly interesting character path, but it's better than the sappy love-conquers-all Saturday morning Care Bear bullshit. Did the writer accidentally pick up a Dove comic and use that for inspiration?

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

Gadot must spend the rest of the movie performing as a kind of idiot savant: Diana may be able to translate Sumerian (one of the “hundreds of languages” Amazons can speak)
Aren't Amazons supposed to live forever as long as they don't leave the island and even then they leave really long?
Seems like a big enough window of time to learn a hundred languages.

super-aggro warrior-race badass
Haven't seen the movie and well… But in is stated that some amazons If not several are forced to be strong womyn while they couldn't care less.

“Only love can save the world
Says the only character from the trinity which willingly kills and is not capeshit… fuck.

David Martin
David Martin

M8 I was joking, I have no idea if there were comfort women then and there

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

correct me if I'm wrong, but this is how I always understood Wonder Woman's character and purpose.
WW was born on an island of abnormally strong and large women, who see men as inferior and treat them less than they would a woman. WW, being raised here, retains this bias when she leaves and enters the wider world. However, through living in a world where men are more common and not seen as inferior, she becomes aware of her sexism and how it is wrong, and learns to overcome it.
Almost like it was supposed to act as an analogy for men doing the same with women.
But instead, people reduce her to a woman who is stronger than and beats up men, justifying her "men are evil" views, completely invalidating any commentary on sexism that could be made.
They take a character who overcomes her deep-seated biases and becomes a better person, and turn her into a one-dimensional vessel for nebulous "girl power".

Am I alone in thinking this?

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Hit the nail on the head. Don't forget Wondie was originally shamelessly created as just a sex symbol though. Ironic when you look at the complexity of what she became before devolving again.

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

98% right.
Except for
Justice League DCAU.
They barely acknowledge the issue.
Rebirt… maybe
Haven't read it.
This
Is pretty much what you described in the first half.

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

Maybe I am overvaluing the creator's input, but I remember that a sizable part of WW revolved around S and M. As in, I'm pretty sure that was the author and his wife's fetish and that bled through into this work.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

Don't forget Wondie was originally shamelessly created as just a sex symbol though.
Eh, wasnt she created as an appreciation to the nurses of WWI?

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

Maybe she was inspired by that but it's a known fact she was created because of perverts that liked bondage and other S&M stuff.

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

For the longest time, her only weakness was being tied up by men. And only men.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

It's the Village Voice.

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

is this porn?
would a kind and benevolent user bless me with sauce?

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

And that's gonna be a hard no from me. Everything else aside, isn't WW supposed to be (in her modern incarnation at least) a super-aggro warrior-race badass? I mean, it's not a particularly interesting character path, but it's better than the sappy love-conquers-all Saturday morning Care Bear bullshit. Did the writer accidentally pick up a Dove comic and use that for inspiration?

That's Wonder Woman's proper characterization though. She, quite literally, loves everyone, which is why her character is supposed to be kinky as shit. It's this weird combination of warrior princess who fights with a lasso and bracelets instead of lethal weaponry, and wants to redeem all her villains. It's only shit writers that write her as a super-aggressive bitch and killer. It also sets her apart from the pack, as a fundamentally feminine character at her core, despite her incredible power, instead of just another snarky Action Girl. While I doubt they got it completely right in this film, Wondy's driving philosophy being love is a step in the right direction.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

She was all about BDSM, authority and "loving submission". When the comics lost the kinkiness she lost her entire moral core, which is why everyone is so confused about what she's supposed to stand for.

Writers tried to fill the hole in her identity with feminism, but that's incompatible with her bondage-oriented backstory and abilities and just turns her into a supervillain. Same when they tried "Greek warrior tough guy".

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

Have they ever? Besides Burton's Batman.
The original Superman as stupid as fuck
Burton's Batman is really is the only good DC film.
When did all the plebs get here?
Tim Burton's Batman films are just Tim Burton films with a Batman coat of paint (moreso Returns that Batman) and makes quite a lot of sacrifices to its adaptation to easily work it into a film (which ends up giving us some cliche shit like tying The Joker to Bruce's past). Donner's Superman films are kitschy and corny, but they do a much better job at capturing what Superman was, especially at the time of its release (towards the end of the Silver Age and the beginning of the Bronze Age). Even the film's tagline - "You Will Believe a Man Can Fly" - speaks more towards the attitude they had while adapting the film. They were more concerned with making the film to suit the source material and draw audiences into it, rather than altering the source material just to make it work in their vision.

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

top lel

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

Ares killing people because they love
When Ares had Aphrodite as a lover

Do these people even read the classics anymore?

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

My only exposure to the WW Greek pantheon is from the Injustice comics but
Ares looks like Bob Hoskins
uses lightning, surely that would be Zeus?
WW calls him brother? Surely he's her uncle?
Uses a bolt of lightning to kill him
What the fuck is this?

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Jews can't write the Greek pantheon if their lives depended on it. Look how they always make Hades a bad guy when all things considered he's the most level headed of the gods and the most merciful and fair.

Evan Long
Evan Long

Well Ares is the son of Zeus. Wonder Woman is given life by Zeus. Sort of makes them siblings.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Well damn, my bad. I thought Ares was Zeus' brother, but I checked and you're right, Ares is Zeus' son.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

Am I the only one that forgot that this came out?

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Why is she fighting beardless Zeus?

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Its futa, user, with an oni.

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

I saw it last night, and I don't remember any scene with a "Medusa Beard Guy." The whole thing about Ares is ambiguous up until the end.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

❌⏫

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

DUDE LMAO

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

1. It's a power fantasy because they envisage themselves being the ones to break through the ceiling, thus escaping the majority of the shrapnel and fucking over everyone else after them.

2. It's a feminist not thinking things through

Either / Both I'd say.

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

I heard the finale was pretty shit, actually

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

The movie is mediocre at best and the CG was terrible. Luckily I saw this movie for free.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

How was the CG terrible? Curious.

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

See

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Cons.
WW can't act for shit.
CG is awful.
Slowmo is especially awful because the choreography is actually good.
Seriously, who thought, "You know what would really pump up the adrenaline? If everything was fucking slower."
Is the Rogue One plot.
WW is borderline Mary Sue Though not as bad as Rei but her struggles aren't based on physical performance but character where she does legitimately struggles in the Climax For like 6 minutes until…
Ares, fucking Ares **So there's this guy who is being setup as Ares and plot twist he isn't, problem is, (1) It comes from fucking nowhere, (2) The first guy was amazing as Ares, (3) even in god mode he's quite impressive.

Pros.
When not in slowmo choreography is actually danm good.
The warrior raised WW kills left and right in the war.
She learns she can't save anyone.
Amazons aren't Women>Men but an elite kin created by Zeus for the sole purpose of killing Ares.
Even then they're just above humans and easily die due to shotgun, **WW powers are unique cause demigod.
Like in DCAU she steals her shit.
Steve Trevor.
I literally have nothing against this guy.
The gang,
As I said this is a ripoff of Rogue One, so they get to form a squad, but unlike Rogue One I can actually remember these fuckers and they do show different personality aspects in the short and shared time a movie could get them.
WW doesn't believe men are evil, in fact believes men are perfect and that Ares is guilty of every problem, she must learn that people are flawed.
Steve sacrifices his life saving the entire world, not before defiling god pussy.
Ares gave free will to humans.
Only two Germans are shown as evil, with evil laugh included and one is female.
And now what everyone's been waiting for. Pozzed shit.
WW - Being a secretary looks like slavery. Secretary - Oh no, they pay me very well.
WW understands pretty fast is another culture and likes many things of it.
Only one sexist guy, comes and goes.
Multicultural gang is flawed, but victimized by war.
After she sees the comeback injured she shuts up about women not being able to fight for the rest of the movie.
Total black people 2, total screentime 4 minutes.

97%? Overrated, maybe a 75% at best, it is still an action movie with its own flaws.
Best DCEU movie yet, yes.

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

Ares… quite unimpressive*

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

Post it user.

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

so it's just a mediocre action flick like the weaker Marvel movies?
I really miss the time when filmmakers actually tried

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

Isn't Dr. Poison a Spaniard? Her name is Isabel Maru and her actress is Spanish.

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Expecting a legit opinion by a guy who shits on Rogue One, which was, in my opinion, way better than SW7 with the accurate design alone. Nope.

Yes, the main character was boring, but who cares. It's a friggin kids movie, you don't need a Private Ryan setup for characters who die in a kids movie. Did you know anything about Littlefoot's fucking mom? There.

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

I was actually surprised by the fact that this movie isn't really feminist, any moreso than the an Amazonian Warrior Princess named "Wonder Woman" is inherentely feminist. I really liked the personality of WW in the movie. It wasn't great, or anywhere close to a definitive version for people to like, but it took a lot of the good parts from different versions of her and put them together.
My favorite bit of the movie is that, when meeting with British generals, Wondie doesn't say a single fucking word or even give a mean look when a few people are lambasting her for being a woman. To her it doesn't even register as being worthy of note. But she loses her shit the moment one of the generals talks about soldiers being expendable and expected to die. I liked that bit.

She's saying love makes humans worth saving, he's saying humans are inherently bags of shit and need to die.

David Young
David Young

HAHAHAHAHA no. Jesus fuck you guys are out of touch.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

estimates
Mind you, once the deal is brokered with the theaters, the movie is already a success, given that the theaters profit back off of films, to begin with. When was the last time a blockbuster was declared poison by so much as a single screen corp?

Daniel James
Daniel James

poison
Citation needed.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Read the post again.

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

Is that how cinemas work in burgerland? The cinema pays it all in one go to the distributor then earns it back off tickets?
I know that in Australia, you pay a general licensing fee then you pay a proportion of each ticket sold.

In other news, from googling for Wonder Woman, I found an article on (((Kotaku))), which says there's new episodes of Justice League Action, so everyone should go watch those.

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

Sorry, the sentence structure threw me.

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

Not to mention the TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES OF ADVERTISING they showed when I went to see it, and I'm not talking about the trailers. Those companies pay out the nose to hit you with those insipid fucking things before the movie starts.

That's why I usually pirate shit, but I wanted to at least support the flick, so I saw it.

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

Are you shitting me?
They tried like hell, their nature is to produce complete utter shit, so an action flick is like their magnum opus, why do you think that 97% is there, they've literally haven't seen nothing better.
And just the fact that I was legitimately surprised by quality doesn't mean I considered that good, I saw "The Babadook" before sleep and that was way better.
Sad? Yes.
Deserving of 97%? Hell no.
A clear improvement we should push them to focus on? Totally.

Implying I like SW7 more than Rogue One.
Implying Rogue One is any good to begin with.
At least SW7 got me yelling in anger, I just flat out felt asleep in RO, and the ending is basically Halo Reach.

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

So when can we expect the chimp out because of the lack of evil men and black people.
Expecting especially for the Steve fucks Windy and Wondy never corrects the three sexist commentaries, and happy, respected, early 20th century female workers.

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

Implying

Brayden White
Brayden White

Poor little feminazis are shitting their empowering granny panties. They probably expected a two-plus-hours long lecture on how men are evil, but got an action flick instead.

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

And a bad action film to boot

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

Just got back from seeing it and, man, I wanted to like this move. I thought most of the character building moments were really good, but whenever it had to be a super hero/action flick it was garbage.

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

If you go into anything with a Holla Forums attitude, you're not going to like it, no matter what it is.

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

Thats assimilation of other religions into jewish one. Satyrs turned into devils, valhalla turned into hell, most of traditional European gods turned into demons with Gods of the afterlife turned into "badest goy". Average burger would not be able to comprehend morals beyond "jahova good! everyone else is baad!".

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

if you think a thing is gonna be how it's supposed to/should be you'll have a bad time

It's sad times we live in.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

No, just look for it in nhentai

David Cooper
David Cooper

This isn't necessarily a attitude exclusive to Holla Forums. Leftist reviewers were disappointed that this movie isn't man-hating enough.

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

In the grand scope no it applies to everything and everyone. But in this instance we're only talking about it from a Holla Forums stance.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

So putting its unsurprising mehness for a DC Capeshit film aside, it's not that bad as far as Hollywood Lefty garbage goes (as in little to no Niggers, Diana doesn't scream about da menz being evul, having women doing bad stuff).

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

So it wasn't complete shit/10
Kudos for being Wonder Woman at it.

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

Noone of you small guys noticed the hinted Venom origin for Bane!

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

under 3MB, soundless webm

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

Hey there reddit.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

capeshit meme
fuck off

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

Symbiotes?

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

greek/roman mythology based fiction
Ares/Hades is the evil bad guy
Zeus is the unironically good guy

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

To be fair, Ares is seen as a major asshole in the myths. But the demonization of the cold-but-fair Hades and the lionization of Zeus is inexcusable. Needs more on how the Thunderfather can't keep it in his kyton.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

Reddit spacing
Accuses others of being Reddit because "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

Have you read Project Superpowers? You'd like it.

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

I love Greek 'love' stories.
The virginal Callisto was a follower of the goddess Artemis, so it was a simple enough matter for Zeus disguise himself as Artemis in order to lure Callisto into the woods and rape her.
At first, Zeus actually had the balls to approach the married Alcmene in person - and she actually had the balls to refuse him - but that's ok, cause Zeus had a Plan B. Alcmene's husband (and cousin) was away at war, and all Zeus had to do was to stage a passionate reunion, starring himself as the husbands stand-in.
According to Robert Graves, Zeus became enamoured of Europa, "became an eagle and ravished (her) in a willow-thicket". Or, if you prefer Ovid's version, Zeus rocked up as a white bull, which she trusted enough to "mount its back" - and get carried off and raped.
Leda and the Swan
Danae's father Ascrisius lacked an heir, and loved consulting random hacks dressed up as Oracles. Naturally, one of them handed him the type of beautifully self-fulfilling prophecy that we've come to expect from Ancient Greece- namely, that his daughter would give birth to a son who would grow up to slaughter him. The most obvious available solution was to shut the virgin Danae in a tall tower only accessible from a trapdoor in the ceiling.
Zeus instead of going through the ceiling appeared as a "shower of golden rain"
And so much fucking more. There were even versions of the story that zeus raped Hera but she married him to cover her shame. Dude really had to keep getting his dick wet.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Hey there Ghazi.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

Zeus was like, "Fuck it or cuck it".

Try and count how many times he shows up in his own family tree.
A MAN SHOULD NOT SHOW UP MORE THAN ONCE IN HIS OWN FAMILY TREE.

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

maybe he found it on (shit)chan

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

You bambooze me for giggles? Do you feel in charge?!
Early on in Wonder Woman, Dr. Maru (aka Dr. Poison) presents a gift to General Ludendorff: A new formula she has developed, which when inhaled, gives Ludendorff enhanced strength and aggression, for a limited time.

btw… good joke…

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

zeus-hera (sister)
zeus-demeter (sister)
zeus-themis (aunt)
zeus-metis (cousin)
zeus-pluto (cousin)
zeus-taygeta
zeus-electra
zeus-maia
zeus-dione (niece)
zeus-protogenia (great niece?)
zeus-callisto
zeus-semele
zeus-leda
zeus-aegina
zeus-alcmene
zeus-europa
zeus-antiope
zeus-danae
he's only married to the first one, btw

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

sorry, I forgot he fucked ANOTHER one of his aunts, mnemosyne

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

You could put him as the main protag of a harem story and it wouldn't be wrong.

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

I don't understand. The movie isn't that good and its not full of blatant grrrl power bullshit most of the time, and if it is its not that good or any different than anything WW-related, so why is everyone praising it and calling it the greatest feminist film of all time? The 2009 animated film was better than this shit by a mile. I could probably understand it having a 70 or so % on a bullshit site like RT from audiences but this shit hardly seems any better than any other shit DC film.

You don't like wincest?

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

I haven't seen the film but going by what you're saying I would assume because the other DC movies were so shit that this is apparently better in comparison?

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

There is one story when a dad actually manage to save her daughter from being raped by zeus, he turned her into a tree

Eli Price
Eli Price

Make him a cute shota, like Apollo in Olimpos, and I'd read it.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Dyke (Justice)
Something something BVS porn parody something something Batwoman V. Superwoman: Dykes Of Justice.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

I just got back from the movie and I can't for the life of me remember her ever fighting anyone like that

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

If you squint your eyes she looks pregnant in the thumbnail.

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

Moral of the story, thank God that the Greek gods are dead.

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

Wasn't that the DTV movie?

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

toonova.net/wonder-woman-2009

Watch it here if you're curious.

They did it better in the animated movie

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

They did it better in the animated movie
user confused the Live-Action movie with the Animated one, that's the point. The fight with Deimos isn't in the Live-Action film

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

I'm amazed that there's so much fucking circlejerking going on over this movie. you cant take two steps into any normalfag-infested part of the internet and not get hit with a wave of WW fanwanking.

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

Because when your existence contains nothing but mediocrity, event things that are in any way exceptional become incredible.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

not making him a manly man or just a generic anime dude
Go away, faggot. That's a man's story.

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

Maybe this is why. The previous DC movies lowered the bar so much that WW looks like some retarded diamond in the rough by comparison. And also because she's a girl and that's enough for these idiots who probably never even cared that much about WW before politics started playing a role in capeshit.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

Reminder that 50 Shades of Grey still holds the record for highest woman-directed worldwide opening, something to troll SJWs with.

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

Um…

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

fire a lightning bolt at her
she deflects and absorbs it
fire a bigger lightning bolt at her
he 100% deserved it

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Well, there's definitely going to be a sequel, and they'll need a villain. I think pic related would be perfect for Dr. Psycho.

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

That's exactly what I think happened, because the movie itself is average at the most. I watched it pirated last night (shit quality but whatever), and honestly, it's full of fucking plotholes and shit that just plain doesn't make sense. The accents are also horrible throughout the movie. It's like the Amazonians were told to just try to sound ethnic, but apparently it wasn't pushed enough, because they constantly drop the accent, and some Amazonians just have no accent at all.

Also, when Chris Pine's character first appears, German soldiers follow him onto this island because they found out he was a spy and somehow followed him from Germany all the way to a tiny island off of Greece without shooting down his plane(?). They immediately start shooting all the crazy warrior women and murdering them because they have such outdated technology, but for some reason when Diana's aunt is killed by a gunshot, all the fighting stops so they can all mourn. There's just German soldiers standing around as they mourn her death. And then they all decide to kill Steve, but some woman is like 'no, we can't, or we will never know why they came!' even though there's still soldiers standing around. We don't see what happens to these soldiers. I think we're supposed to assume they killed them all, but the Amazonians were being butchered so badly by guns that it's just impossible.

Also there's editing at the end after Steve dies that's more cliche than any TV special you've ever seen.

And there's just things here and there…
5 minutes of Chris Pine murmuring and stuttering about 'marriage' after Diana asks him to sleep with her in the most innocent way possible in a way that's clear that the context is just sleeping, when 'sleeping with' probably isn't slang in that way yet
Diana constantly not knowing things that she should know because she claims to have read thousands of books that taught her hundreds of languages and taught her about fucking and whatnot, so why does she not understand the concept of clothing that isn't also armor?
Play with the idea of humans being bloodthirsty and war-loving for 5 seconds before going 'NO LOL ARES WAS JUST STILL ALIVE!!'
Only like one throwaway line about the Brits being just as bad as the Germans, and only because Steve didn't let Diana just murder a guy

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

There's just German soldiers standing around as they mourn her death. And then they all decide to kill Steve, but some woman is like 'no, we can't, or we will never know why they came!' even though there's still soldiers standing around.
Absolutely none of that about the other soldiers is true.

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

I know this is really shitty quality, but look at these caps. You can at least make out men in uniform. There is clearly a bunch of soldiers still. This is when the aunt dies. You can also see some running behind Chris Pine shortly after. They're still running around. But as soon as she's shot, the fighting all stops and they magically pretend the soldiers aren't there anymore, despite it being clear that they had not killed all the soldiers yet.

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

She gets shot with barely a few soldiers left. They all get killed as Diana runs over to her aunt.

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

When do they get killed? There's clearly at LEAST a handful left over. The last shot you see of them is a few running behind Chris Pine. A couple more of them fall, but you never actually see them all die, they all just stop fighting to go run to the Aunt and the rest of the soldiers magically disappear.

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

A couple more of them fall, but you never actually see them all die
Nigger what the fuck do you think they were doing, taking a nap?

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

Standing around, apparently, because all noise of a fight stops and we never see them die and then the Amazonians had the nerve to talk about not killing Chris Pine because they have to know why everyone else was here. If they were so worried about finding out why they were here, why would they have murdered the rest of the soldiers off-screen? The entire scene didn't make sense.
Though it's not like it's the worst scene. The worst scene is where Steve dies because he wants to prove himself and can't let Wondie do it, for fucking reasons, despite Wondie having took multiple explosions head-on at that point and been able to tolerate massive falls. He killed himself for no reason, and then Diana screams in the most cliche way and… Jesus, the editing is worse than any DC movie I've seen so far.

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

and somehow followed him from Germany all the way to a tiny island off of Greece
Actually they followed him from an Ottoman camp, where they were experimenting new gas weapons, and his plain did get shot, it's why it crashed.
They immediately start shooting all the crazy warrior women and murdering them
The amazons shot first with their arrows, while the Germans were still in the boats.
Play with the idea of humans being bloodthirsty and war-loving for 5 seconds before going 'NO LOL ARES WAS JUST STILL ALIVE!!'
I am still trying to figure out if the movie would have been better if in the end it turned out that there was no Ares, and you can't just stab generals to end wars. On one hand if there was no Ares, it would have been more artistic and a bit more philosophical, but it wouldn't have been a super-hero movie which is what people paid to see. They tried to do both, by having Ares say, that he never made people fight, he just gave them the instructions on how to make weapons and let them do the rest.

There some other issues with the film. Like how come the Diana knew English, French, Syrian and other languages, when these appeared long after the battle between Ares and the gods(when the amazons got the island). Did random people come on the island and teach them the language? Did she also know Japanese, Korean and Chinese?
another thing that really doesn't make all that much sense, is why did Diana care about civilians? From what I understood, the amazonian island had ONLY warriors. She was the only child and "civilian" on the island, and even she became a warrior, she shouldn't have the concept of civilian, I'd go even further and she should have disdain for civilians, calling them cowards for not engaging in "honorable combat", and then after seeing the wounded soldiers coming from battle, to clearly understand why some people don't want to fight.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

Probably a decent flick + ideological circle-jerk points.

I still don't understand how it took this long for them to get rid of Hack Snyder.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Snyder co-wrote the movie.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

He does have the facial features to pull it off. Personally, I would've gone with the Cheetah though that maybe cliche.

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

Dr. Poison was a qt. I wonder what kissing her would be like.

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

This is the most cherry picked rant I have seen in awhile. Almost as bad as youtube personalities believing DB Super ruined Super Saiyan transformation with even worse cherry picked info.

Just standing there
Unless you have a fucking screenshot of the aunt dying with german soldiers standing around in that very scene than you are being petty about your excuse. It is common movie editing that enemies are all killed off screen during moments like that. Also that there was never a mention of prisoners being taken lets you know in a half assed manner that all german soldiers were killed.
Hell, there are other plot holes I can mention far worse than your pissy little cherry picked rant but than I would have to hold your hand on where to find real plot holes.

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

DC Wiki's Wonder Woman articles are a complete shit pile right now. Its amazing how wikis manage to stay relevant.

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Circe would also be a good choice.

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

Wikis are far from reliable these days especially after the whole "Fandom" rename bullshit. Now its just ads, shitty blogs and tumblr/feminism/diversity news articles 24/7 as article contents continue to dip.

James Stewart
James Stewart

Play with the idea of humans being bloodthirsty and war-loving for 5 seconds before going 'NO LOL ARES WAS JUST STILL ALIVE!!'

I agree that Ares shouldn't have even been in the movie, or at least not as a boss. Maybe reveal he'd been trying to stop the war the entire time as well instead. The movie was actually really good as an examination of human nature, and then superpowered fight in the end really took away from the quality of the movie. Plus, wasn't the movie supposed to explain why she had been hiding for the past 100 years and not bothered to be a hero all this time? Instead the movie ends with her being completely inspired as if she's going to go be a superhero, but then she doesn't do anything for the next fucking century.

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

She actually did know Chinese, yes.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

I just saw the movie and thought it was pretty good. It was definitely better than Man of Desaturated Steel and Murderman VS. Sullenman.

My brother said it was possibly the best superhero movie he's seen, but he's a bit of an idiot.

The movie certainly has its share of flaws: I'm not sure there was any criticism-proof way of including Aries, and there were some moments the CGI was a more obvious than I would have preferred.

Still, compared to the man-hating, SJW, shit-show the femi-Nazis were gagging for, it was a friggin' masterpiece. It's hilarious, really. I'm sure they'd love to trot this movie about and claim its success as the proof that the world is full of people who want stronk womyn protags and man-bashing, but they're stymied by the fact there wasn't any of that in the flick.

Not that it stopped them doing the same with Fury Road…

They may still try a lesser version of that narrative, but the simple fact of the matter is that guys don't give a shit if the hero is a woman or not. Like everyone else with their head screwed on straight, they just want a good movie with engaging characters, that doesn't insult their intelligence at every turn, while at the same time offering some action and eye candy.

There's no mystery or revelation to be had there. Make good shit, and people will enjoy it and tell their friends. The average person doesn't WANT to have an agenda, they just want to have a good time. They want to feel good and maybe forget for a few minutes that they'll be worm food in a few years.

WW also benefits from being DC's fourth try at getting this shit right, since the DCEU really got underway… fifth if you count Green Lantern, and sixth if you go back far enough to include Superman Returns.

EVENTUALLY they had to have a movie that didn't flop like a boated marlin! Maybe they learned a fucking lesson or two.

As far as "DCEU" movies go, this was a much needed breath of fresh air, even if it wasn't absolutely perfect.

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

Zeus IS to be lionized though. The thing is that the gods are like unto nature itself. Capricious. Fickle. Both beautiful and terrible at the same time. Whereas the Yahweh is basically just a man with unimaginable power, but a man all the same.

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

who just might wanna have a family and raise children
no qt amazon gf to impregnate and raise a family with
That scene hit me on the feels, the story was pretty tight, everything was there for a reason.
Just watched the movie with a friend, shit is pretty good

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Murderman
RLM image
opinion discarded

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

Shit movie starring a kike tranny.

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

Sexy but not sexualized
Wat.

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

From what I understood, the amazonian island had ONLY warriors. She was the only child and "civilian" on the island, and even she became a warrior, she shouldn't have the concept of civilian, I'd go even further and she should have disdain for civilians, calling them cowards for not engaging in "honorable combat", and then after seeing the wounded soldiers coming from battle, to clearly understand why some people don't want to fight.
I think that would probably make her too unlikable for audiences and they were clearly aiming for the opposite. Ironically, this interpretation is in line with her New 52 incarnation, and this is one readers don't tend to like.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

What the fuck happened to the wikis? Did I miss something?

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

Well it wasn't Pozzed (Like light pozzing but that comes with the territory). The Secretary slave thing could be because of the work she does not the woman thing.

But the movie was kinda crap regardless. It STILL took itself too seriously and felt kinda dumb, possibly dumber because of its setting.

"Making a Giant War Wheel" is fun historybending stuff. "Making more efficient Mustard Gas" is fucking miserable and feels retarded with a high level superherione.

And the acting was fucking baaaaaad. It was all over the place. From waifish WW, to well. Unfunly overacting bad guys.

Bleh all around. 4/10. Which is an improvment I suppose but like barely.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

So anons. Did anyone else like the fact they kept wonder womans roots of being bounded s&m style by a man? I saw that scene and was pleasantly surprised.

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

Good thing they didn't have you in mind when they made it then, because it might have bombed otherwise.

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

Wonder cuck identified.

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Wonder cuck? Seriously, that's the best you could come up with? Here's something for you to chew on: The producers, directors, and everyone involved with making this movie didn't give a fuck what you thought. They didn't care with BvS, and they didn't care with Suicide Squad. And both still made money. And this movie made money. The producers of these flicks have one goal in mind, and it isn't to prostrate themselves before some neckbeard who spews his meat lover's pizza out in rage over something that doesn't fit in with their headcanon.

Cunt.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

I think you might want a medical professional to look at that. I don't know that it's bait that's lodged in your sinuses, but it looks pretty gruesome.

Charles James
Charles James

Um OK. I guess your pathetic little money rant proves the movie was good.

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

Calls it a rant when it's the truth
Expects it to suddenly not be true by calling it a rant

Also, I never made any correlation between the movie being good and making money. My point was that this movie obviously wasn't made for you, i.e. the producers couldn't care less as long as it makes money.

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

My point was that this movie obviously wasn't made for you, i.e. the producers couldn't care less as long as it makes money.

Um….Alright? The hell?

It's like somebody talking about how crystals can be used to make sharp cutting implements and then somebody busts in ranting about how there is price-fixing in the diamond industry.

I didn't like the movie. I said why I think it's a bad movie. The end. I don't give a fuck about the producers.

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

Hey, did you know you can have your dead pets cremated and pressed into a diamond that's completely indistinguishable from natural diamonds? It's pretty crazy, man.

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

You're all diamonds

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

Wow man, how's bait taste?
And Wonder Woman looks like shit regardless of how much I'd eat out her ass.

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