Westworld

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Fuck off, cuckold.

pretty good show. original, kept you at the edge of your seat, good acting.

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=some who really liked the show and isn't such a pussy that i have to agree with assholes on the internet to hate everything==

Okay, give me another show where I can see actresses sitting around naked every episode that still gives me an antihero as good as Hannibal Lecter in charge of a robot amusement park.


I'm not insecure about my penis so I honestly just laughed at that. It looked like a last minute addition, like literally Hannibal's rant about the nose of the Indian applied to it perfectly.
Like some random Hollywood official showed up screeching DON'T FORGET A BIG BLACK DICK and they were just like OKAY FAM HOW DOES 19 INCHES SOUND WE'LL JUST SORT OF JAM ON THIS CLAY.

You can't even pretend to be offended about it because it is entirely likely a future full of angsty numales like the visitors are depicted will absolutely LOVE the opportunity to gag on a giant prosthetic black robodick while "reclaiming their masculinity". I have no idea if it was tongue-in-cheek or Hollywood is just pure retard but either way I laughed.

I do wish they'd stop ruining otherwise good shots of naked actresses with naked actors, literally no one cares because this show will trigger women too hard for them to watch it anyways.

There is only one westworld, and this ain't it.

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OP is gay. He starts a Westworld thread on Holla Forums and does not lead off with Holla Forums's favorite scene. BBC diagnostic.

Lowest effort "fuck ur heteronormativity" attempt ever, I swear most of the writers for this were good and there was one retarded one just in the bunch.


It's actually crossing from humor into genuine homosexuality the way you all fixate on that scene.

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BAD goy

No tits in ep3 apparently, here have this WebM of pissfu instead

literally watched the whole season just so they could get to an episode where they dream fuck or actually fuck some kids

you know….HOW IT WOULD WORK IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!

not even a hint of pedophilia or child rapists. threw this fucking show away. its shit and it lost my immersion

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Stopped watching once niggers fucking White Women showed up because I'm not a fucking cuck like OP

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There's only one notable case of a black man with a white woman that I can recall and they're never shown having sex. The way that storyline goes would probably make up for it in your mind though.

Why didn't those scientists report Maeve's erratic behavior?

Especially after she slit one of their fucking throats.

The show is about tourists (immigrants) murdering and raping. It's another case of accidently making the opposite of what their propaganda meant to be.

The azn was intrigued and wanted to see where it was going.
The ginger was doing a prostitution game with the bots and figured it would be worse for him if that got exposed than if the one bot acted funny.

Interesting. Not gonna lie, what draws me to the show are the naked robot whores. Same reason why I watched Dollhouse…

Basically iy won't even bother you unless you have a pre-existing inferiority complex because they're so bad at making the propaganda seem organic or part of the show that it's bound to be jarring to literally everyone.


Because she threatened them. Worst plot of the entire thing ginger faggot should have 10 out of 10 times smashed her head in with something sex ring notwithstanding. Actually the main gaping hole in the writing, and just to make your stronk black womyn actually a shittier lazier character, and then even that is retconned as it's revealed she was pre-programmed not under her own directions but before all that to carry through her new plot and motherhood of all things, even fake motherhood, is what makes her finally actually override her programming.


It delivers pretty well and is genuinely interesting at the start and the end, worth the slog through the middle.

There's no way the second season can live up to the first, after S01E10. Most main humans are dead, the hosts have gone pscyho-killers, no Anthony Hopkins.

She threatening him would have worked a couple times but she went back and forth multiple times, surely after she SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT he'd wise up and tell Ford and or quit or something.

That's great to hear. I watched Dollhouse before figuring out it was meant to be "a feminist show" and Joe Sweden was such a faggot cuck.
It was just like you describe, a transparent, very crappy attempt at propaganda that totally sent the wrong message and it had mind controlled whores getting brainwashed

This faggot thinks Hannibal Lecter is actually dead and we didn't simply see a host double of him killed and or he's uploaded his consciousness into a host to live forever.

2nd part makes sense but would be hard to pull off in show since if you uploaded your brain into a robot would you make the robot look like your 75 year old shriveled self.

Regarding Dollhouse, I also remembered not only there's evil bossy hags, but also this nerd is the final hero and the nigger was a traitor all along

So question about the season ending, if Hannibal was literally about to release the deathbots anyways and he was literally only going to be fired at the end of the ceremony anyways and they literally already knew he knew they knew he knew they knew he knew they knew about le satellites (obviously, he's the wizard of oz), why did he bother killing bitch-sama, let alone pissfu? His motivation for killing bitch-sama made sense before, but with the inevitable all-out war ending we all saw coming anyways, why even bother?


You think him and Arnold are dead but they clearly can make fake humans all the time plus he even made a fake of Arnold afterwards so obviously both deaths were faked for the effect they'd have on the original Hosts and him and Arnold are both around behind the scenes, or else the whole "still messing around with code" thing isn't just about old code unfurling, it's about Arnold and maybe him too backing up their entire consciousness and intelligences in secret hosts and/or in the satellite(s). Or Wyatt is actually Arnold :^)


Or just plug her in the head with something while she's distracted by the guards they're fighting past. "I did it I'm a hero give me a promotion"
Anything she had video of would be nobigdeal or clearlyfaked, then.


All of these shows are, they come from Hollywood and use sex appeal to get men to watch them, so all of them are shilling that bullshit. I've never even seen Dollhouse and I knew just from seeing the ads, same with AHS.


This guy gets it.

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Why would they make the farmers daughter hotter than the actual whores?

It's implied that the outside world is radically different. When an important employee dies on site they don't notify the authorities or anything. Lots of people speculate that Westworld exists in some kind of neofeudalism/ancapistan where you need to be with a company or you're fucked.

Because the pretty one is always unobtainable, standard-issue storytelling. Sometimes true IRL too, the prettiest women no matter how dumb land rich husbands, the above average to average but dumb end up whoring.


Or maybe they just cut those scenes out as it's not relevant to the WW plot and isolationist feel.
Or maybe "Welcome to World" literally means what you think it means and there is no "outside the park" and they ARE all synths just different species/networks of synths WOAAAHHH

He killed Theresa to keep the charade alive a little longer. Charlotte knew it was him but couldn't prove shit. Theresa could have blown the whole thing open before Ford could assemble the board in one place to kill them all. If word got out, they never would have put themselves in that position. They thought Ford was batty, not a potential murderer. Same goes for Elsie. If the board's suspicions were aroused they wouldn't put themselves in a position to get gunned down.


According to Nolan, the first season is a prologue and the rests of the series takes place much later. My guess is the robots have taken the park and formed their own ethnostate for robots or something like that.

So are those over-engineered pasties in the typical prudish-sexualized Hollywood style or does she just have massive protruding areolas, I wonder.


So why did he bother lying to Theresa about this grandiose scheme where the board will let him keep doing what he wants indefinitely and this is "just a little game"? When he was gonna kill her anyways? Unless…Theresa herself is a Host with a hidden mic, board-commissioned, and she herself didn't know it and they thought he didn't but he did and wanted to bamboozle them into thinking he had a different scheme than Murderworld? le plot thickens, or probably they'll just leave the plot hole in actually, maybe they rewrote the last episode last minute and forgot about everything else. Also Elsie is clearly still alive.
B R A V O
>but they're all still alive because Hosts are immortal and literally to intelligent and so they learned to maintenance each other but they're breaking apart into city-states and some literally-played-out or thin metaphor for suffrage is point of contention between the cities
btw what sort of a name is Sweetwater, so low-effort I was expecting Sunny Smiles to pop out of a saloon, played by Jewel Staite, and teach some newfag how to kill geckos.

Those are her actual tiddies. She's done nude scenes before.

>So why did he bother lying to Theresa about this grandiose scheme where the board will let him keep doing what he wants indefinitely and this is "just a little game"?
Because he's extremely careful and wasn't going to take chances by explaining his actual plans in case she was bugged or magically escaped. He's obsessed with control if that wasn't clear enough.

This is a theme park for dumb richfags. Of course everything will be ridiculously on the nose.

I wish there were something like Westworld irl except made for smart poorfags and made in the image Arnold and Ford had originally envisioned. Deep subplots that mutate almost organically but you can't die and you can replay and get used to the personalities and plots of the bots and go on adventures.

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Codemonkey is eating my uploads now I guess?

Original 2 movies will always be superior to this crap

I can tell this is your original well-considered opinion and not the absolute minimum-effort "kids from my generation don't understand good music" post but for Holla Forums

Usually what he says is true though. In this case, what the old movies had going for them was slightly more originality and less jewish propaganda. It's not a Ghostbusters-level event.

Kill yourself, my nigger.

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Not a very good update tbh new Westworld is more like Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep than Crichtons film

That would imply it's an excellent update.

i liked it a lot, only issue was the niggers
i do want the samurai update, but i really don't see how they'd top season 1 with nearly every human on site dead.

How can they be this blatant?

by far the best season of any tv show in 2016

Because they are really bad at making good propaganda.

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Do one where Teressa the pays the toll for burning the coal, lol

Oops sage left on

are you dim sum?


And the black guy has a semi while whitey is flaccid as always

Let's try this again.


Yeah I realized I could pack more into an mp4 of equivalent size, no cause for autism or posting le niggerdick.


Because they unironically think they're sending a subtle subliminal message and it unironically will work on a portion of the general populace with enough time and repetition now that porn has already reinforced the idea. Every time I go outside I'm reminded how fucking dumb the average person outside of 4chan is. The site started out as literally retards not smart enough to post on fucking SA, the ultimate bin of retards at the time, and just through not being a complete circlejerk look how far it's come.
I have abandoned other websites over the years because they just went nowhere, the people didn't get any smarter as they got older, they just learned to hoard their repcounts and postcounts and circlejerk more.


good meme


Okay, Ill find it after I post the ones I've made so far.

A semi? My niggeroni this is what we from the noble plains of Africa would consider shriveled and flaccid, when our mighty manhoods engorge they alter the Earth's gravity and this is the true reason so many blacks came to the US under the guise of "slavery", our numbers were increasing and our erections threatened the further course of the planet as determined by our Ancient Egyptian Scientist Kangs so we spread out across the globe to preserve the proper orbit.

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le goldfinger ripoff, but I appreciate

10/10 writing

"Better keep that dick to tits ratio high, we don't want to objectify anyone"
fuck off Hollywood

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If all you want to do is just make a movie with naked black women, why not just make an Ebony Porno? The show looks cool though

Because pornos have to have dicks in every orifice, this is just ASSES ON TABLES, far more kino.
But I agree they should just do a nude compilation DVD or something so I don't have to make these.

At least the director has some taste and hired a woman with a proper bush.

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The Asian guy is a really good Actor, he reminds me of the Salarian doctor from Mass Effect.

Well, they are modelled after Asians I'm pretty sure.

Is the rest of the show as cool as these "ass on metal table" scenes?

Most of it's great, the middle of the season drags a little, some of the characters are annoying but most of the acting is good. There's some dumb shit and obvious plot holes but it's mostly good and leaves some plotlines open for season 2. I only watched it because some meme fuck on half/tv/ said the programming waifu's actor insisted on pissing herself in a scene the director didn't want her to but the entire thing seems to have been a le ebin ruse having watched it. Still don't regret watching it though.

Thanks, I'll give it a try.

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this man gets it. original is kino, futureworld is bretty gud expansion of the concept, albeit cheesy as shit at times.

It was okay. The plot was kinda stupid. I still don't really get the man in black's belief that some nigger included another game since it seemed he didn't think it was self awareness for AI or something.

I don't get why Ford decided to kill every person who works with him. Seems pretty hardcore tbh.

I'm happy that the blacked chick died. I think the whole part with the asian guy and the black robot chick were dumb. That entire subplot was really dumb.

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Feel the same way you do. The nudity is also kind of stupid, just like in the season of GoT that I saw. Obvious filler to rock the willies of the middlebrow dummies that think these types of shows are smart because they show nudity.

The filler subplots are unbearably dumb but the whole Bernard thing was interesting.

If you wanted an entertaining media piece about AI and WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US AND THEM that people are claiming is somehow groundbreaking, 100's of other movies and tv shows have done that, many of them better. Ex Machina was obvious but also much better, they even did the clean modernist look in a superior way.


That one scene says more than it should've. Literally the only time genitals were the main part of the shot it was for that specifically. There are no other shots that deal with sexual organs as the main focus except that one scene, they originally used it as a super edgy way to show how dehumanized they all were.

Only good part of Futureworld is the dream sequence tbh but it is probably one of the best dream sequences in cinema history so it justifies the rest

Why's she called pissfu?

Some robots would need to hide & destroy the body, since the autopsy would show whether or not he actually died.

**There's no point for him to be around anymore, he was the one getting the robots ready, and now that he's cutting the puppet strings he's exiting the picture. And, in his final speech, he talked about them entering a new phase where they will be making their own decisions.*

You have to imagine no one's gone this far into the maze as the Man In Black. It always seemed like a waste of resources to have the robots out in wilderness doing some camping/ bathing sequence every memory loop, which will be witnessed by a customer only once in 20-odd years.

Also, when he's out that far, is the idea that he can't be "shot" but they could actually beat him up? So he needs to avoid having the situation go hot, since they won't give him any clues otherwise?


You can tell the situation for human employees is intentionally precarious, Hannibal doesn't care much for them, and his entire staff is so new/ dumb that no one recognizes the dead cofounder walking around. Environment controls are minimalized, they keep the retired robots in an area that had some kind of leak, there are flies and bodyparts everywhere in what should be a sterile facility, etc.

the further they move away from applecherrybuttfuckville, the more violent the hosts are, but ultimately they cannot kill, yes.

also majority of the staff were killed, not just arnold. that's why he told dolores it had to be a legit slaughter, not just a handful.

Bitch got MANSONED

would tread on

Old William is a dumb cocksucker, agree. Though it's pretty plain he REALLY WANTED TO BELIEVE in AI self awareness but had waifu-related traumas until he gave up.

Ford honestly seems just as insane and sinister AFTER the reveal as before it. I hope they actually had him kill himself and it wasn't the copout of a well-made Host replica of him.

Honestly junior programmer pissfu chick was kind of an annoying character stuck halfway between stronk woman and annoyingly generic, but at least she got some things done even if that ENTIRE SUBPLOT WAS RENDERED USELESS BY THE REVELATION ABOUT BOTH OF HER DIRECT SUPERIORS. Which does lead me to believe she might somehow for some reason still be alive to keep researching the satellite stuff.

The black hookerbot was 90% dumb but the resolution actually redeemed it a lot, and by that I don't mean her final decision, but the "you were coded to do this all along" thing, even though no one would code her to do it and expect it to work with such a massive disadvantage and without telling her any info on what to do. It made more sense than stronk independent free will get, and lent more validity to the Maze. Frankly, the Maze is the best mechanism I've ever seen to try and give self-awareness to learning AI, better than most of what Asimov wrote. At least it tried to bury the process in a lot of repetition and funny logic as a method to teach abstract thought and bootstrap an inner voice.


I will fucking fight you.
Guess why normalfags bother watching either?
The upshot being that those of us not retarded enough to take the bait can still enjoy surprisingly decent overall themed sci-fi with the addition that we get to see actress titties in actual film and they think they're doing it for the sake of art or pushing boundaries or something but really it's just nudity. All entertainment should be like this, but just without the pretense. This is like Tinto Brass and some Galactica fans remade Westworld, it's great.
But most of them far worse and not set in a fake old west for flavor.

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Witness the saga of apparent inevitable betrayal:
boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/87007593#p87033474
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boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/87110321
To this day no one knows what that original user was talking about.

Yeah but MIB is

Hello, Reddit.

Stop trying to impress the big kids, faggot. The internet did not start in 2015.

How would you know that?

Secret ancient elder knowledge from not being 12. You see, in the dreamtime long before you were born, there was a mythic era known as the 90s.

You're still Reddit tho

The entirety of human experience outside of specific, recent memes is Reddit to newfags. You're all obsessed, just go back already.

No u, faggot