To celebrate the God-Emperor's inauguration (Praise be to Kek) I suggest we make a film to show our Religion to the normies. This film will canonize all the ideas and snippets we have made reguarding the true Chaos god. For this film, I suggest using Rev. Ivan Stand's famous film, ARISE, for The Church of the Subgenius.
(FYI for If you don't know:
The Church of the Subgenius was/is a parody religion dating all the way back to the 1970's at MIT. Douglas St. Clare Smith (nor Ivan Stang) got most of his following from the freak and geek culture of the 1980's after leaving MIT. His former films are now a part of the canon.
They satarized many other religions, ranging from Christianity to Eastern Mystasizm, and frequently made themselves look like Heaven's Gate during their reign as Internet Lolcows.)
His film, Arise, is the de facto film for education about their religion.
It could just talk about pepe in an abstract way, with no mention of the deeper meanings.
Carson Stewart
It's better to watch the whole film, but their earlier texts are (mostly) archived on textfiles: textfiles.com/occult/BOB/
Also, they're on Wikipedia and they have their site.
Most of the film is like that. After all, they're a pseudo-religion like Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster. This film is attempting to say it's real. They don't actually believe that. We, however, know that Kek is real as we have created him with our crazy cosmic jive through memetics
Isaiah Gray
I'll watch the video, but I probably won't get through the whole thing tonight.
Juan Clark
Do you not understand what "esoteric" means?
Aaron Bennett
this just happen on the other one
and then people have the nerve to say he isn't real…smdh
Andrew Walker
I don't think anyone is suggesting releasing the actual esoteric teachings of the mystery school, but rather adding another outer layer.
Matthew Gomez
Why would a god of obscurity, secrets, anonymity, and select revelation want a shit movie trailer made about him and plastered all over Facebook? This isn't a parody religion that exists only to mock the established religions, it doesn't need exposure so people can point and laugh at it while noting the similarities such a silly thing has with more serious cults.
Brayden Fisher
That's a good point.
Elijah Ross
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Luke Powell
I won't be planning to educate normalfags about my beliefs. There's just no point to it since they'll just think it's "ridiculous" and "silly".
Jayden Wilson
Nigger, it sounds to me like you are a fucking normie. Gtfo
Andrew Jenkins
Every now and then I imagine what I would tell people if I had to give a serious answer about my beliefs. It makes me chuckle every time and it only gets better as time goes on. I typed it out but it didn't feel right to post.
I especially enjoy the fact that there is very likely an intern at most alphabets who has to try and explain us and our disproportionate impact to a bunch of very serious men.
Wyatt Williams
Attend to your head injuries
Gavin Garcia
Fuck off OP
Ryan Murphy
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Nicholas Allen
Normalfag minds are unable to understand the essence of kek. Telling them anything will be lost into a sea of piss.
Henry Lopez
sage
Anyone using the word "esoteric" should be shot!
Kek is not hidden at all. And /fringe/ does nigger magic, not real magic. They're the scum pushing Jewish mysticism like NeoPlatonism on Holla Forums
Christian Hughes
You sure not confusing it with Hermeticism?
Jaxson Cook
Hermeticism isn't Jewish, either. He couldn't be. How is Neo-Platonism Jewish? Was Proclus a Jew?
Nolan Cooper
sage
Colton Lopez
Dubs confirm!
Kek is not jewish magic like kabalah or platonistic shit.
We arent a jewish cult like christianity or islam, we dont need to spread the word of an egyptian god to the masses. They are always going to remain asleep and ignorant of the deep truths that have awakened in the past months.
Kek still takes our tendie sacrifices, he still takes our praise and our invokations. He is the lord of lulz, god of memes, the sad and smug frog.
Our ancestors knew of kek, in all the stories frogs are involved in magick. Kek was even known by the nazis and their propaganda, like how frogs croak over one another, is strongest when is in the open.
The frog god is pleased with our victory over moloch and us fighting satan, soon we shall kill yahweh and israel itself.
PRAISE KEK
Jack Hernandez
If you do, make it Kubrick tier cryptic as not to show our hand
Charles Johnson
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Colton Morales
friendly reminder that pic related is not kek, but heqet. this god also shares the same name as the egyptian word for beer. though some variation in the hieroglyph exists (other pic related) it was pronounced the same.
Caleb Nelson
Bump, (((Anti-Kekites))) will drown in the Waters of the Void.
Thomas Ross
Lemme rescind this
dubs confirm
Ryan Ortiz
now i know how the Illuminati feel
Elijah Taylor
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Jackson Lopez
Kek was white
Blake Gonzalez
After the Darkness comes the Light! Praise Kek!
David Gray
The only good reason to make a film about Kekism is to terrify the living shit out of normalfags, to the point that openly displaying anything related to Kekism immediately results in normalfags running from you in fear as if you're Hannibal Lecter.
Kevin Campbell
Let's start a cult with the goal of memeing ourselves to space.
Jose Gonzalez
warrior priests of kek when?
David King
I like where this is going.
Jace Smith
because for some fucking reason you people still dont into hieroglyphs. kek is spelled KKU (bowl bowl sparrow) and when drawn in glyphs, can easily be made into a smug pepe like so
Hunter Young
DO YOU ALL STILL DOUBT THE FROG GOD1?
Matthew Roberts
Post things about druids.
Josiah Robinson
What the fuck would you teach them anyway? What exactly is being done to enact this magic?
Jaxon Perez
Go away Jewish retard
Sebastian Martin
Go away Christcuck.
Daniel Anderson
This. Normalizing and over-structurilising His way will leave it open to normies to get their filthy hooks on. Every Kikebook nerd will want to be in on what they will see as "le new dank nazi frog pepe meme lol 100 thumbs up winky face". Fuck that. PEARLS BEFORE SWINE! DEATH TO NORMIES! PRAISE KEK!
Brayden Adams
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Kevin Ramirez
Anyone who doubts KEK is real needs to pay more attention. Anyone who continue to deny KEK is real is a traitor and a heretic and has no place among us.
SHADILAY
Brody Torres
What could go wrong?
It would be better to dedicate our efforts and talents to a project that can actually do something to move the Overton window, this will just come across as bronyism on steroids.
Josiah Richardson
After the Darkness comes the Light! PRAISE KEK! SHADILAY!
Loki represents SET Saturn/Satan the Ancient Egyptian God of Evil, Darkness, Chaos
Jacob Adams
this corner of the gestalt entity disapproves
Jack Stewart
Nice digits, Satan
Isaac Brown
Your first image alone redpills you on christcuckery, and that "Saturn sigil" pertains to someone else. Also putting many beings into one umbrella is a very kosher thing to do.
Daniel Jenkins
I have tried to inform anons of this, but they don't want to hear it. They're not true disciples of Kek if they don't even care that the statue of him they're buying and reposting is of Heqet instead.
Dylan Cruz
Can you tell me more about the hexagon and the 666? Why does the sixth planet from the sun have a permanent six-sided storm on its south pole? What is the 'star of david' supposed to symbolize in the first place? Is it time, father kronos?
Jordan Carter
The """"""""star of david"""""""" isn't of jewish origin at all, kikes have stolen from countless civilizations, one these was Egypt. The two triangles (one pointing down and the other up) represent the Hermetic principle of "As above, so below, as below, so above." These vermin have the guts to show such an important symbol as their pride and possession, the truth is that kikes have nothing of their own except thievery and malice. The 666 adds to 9 using basic numerology, 666 is the perfected soul and the number of the physical sun. The completion of SOL-OM-ON's Temple (which was stolen by kikes and they proclaimed it as their own). Sol is Latin for the Sun, Om is Hindi for the Sun, and On is Egyptian for the Sun. 666 is the total of the 36 numbers which comprise the Sun Square when they are added together.
Hunter Diaz
Then it's as I feared: kikes wait for a concept to become legitimate, then find a way to silently infiltrate it. They're corruptors of information. I've had a suspicion that their symbolism is a typical kike ploy of proudly displaying a great thing while compromising it internally, baiting outsiders into associating that great thing with the kike's petty evil and thus not looking into it. As far as I knew, Solomon was just another thing related to jewish arrogance, to research at some later date. Fuck disinformation.
Bentley Murphy
The majority of the jewish """historical""" past is nothing but loads of legends, axioms and spiritual/meditative allegories bathed in kosher sauce. These bastards have literally brainwashed themselves into thinking all this stuff is jewish and works only for them. The are going to find out the hard way we can use it too.
Lincoln Green
(((They)))*
Julian Morgan
Subgenius fucks get out
subgenius is all die hard leftist shit
Thomas Evans
nice try
Josiah Jenkins
reminder that the normal kabbalah pictured has a pretty meaningless shape, but with the addition of da'at, the entire tree turns into two stacked cubes. da'at is the hebrew word for knowledge, and "the location (the mystical state) where all ten sephirot in the Tree of Life are united as one." (archive.fo/TTzbw)
Justin Cruz
Threadly reminer that all Subgenius related work is libshit crap that at it's core allows or degeneracy like luciferianism and pedophilia. the subgenius folks have been working behind the scenes as Holla Forums has but for the globalist leftists
Jaxon Taylor
Good. Fuck you Yahweh you disgusting desert demon.