NuPPG Shenanigans

Shit like this is why I root for serial killers.
Eventually one of them will kill an entire crew of Cartoon Network execs and the world will be a better place for it, and I will write him love letters while he waits for parole in prison for his service to humanity.

I wonder how much secret self-made r34 porn he has.

This has to be rock bottom. I don't want to live in a world where we can go lower than this.

This shit it's not only worse in animation and character design compared to the original series but also in plots, it's your typical slice of life radum series but with a PPG coat of paint, even the "action" sequences are horrible or last for a short time. This for me proves that no one in CN knows how to make a action-driven series anymore.

That would explain how that character came out of the nowhere.

Why does everything from the colors to the animation look so fucking wrong on this?

holy shit.

I'd consider this worse than that one fucking arc in the IDW MLP comics regarding a canon character and what might as well be a self-insert OC, because this one's actually canon. Holy fucking SHIT.

Oh, how naive you are, user…

Context? Sounds juicy.

Normally I hate going full horsefucker outside of the containment board, so I apologize in advance, but this particular arc pisses me off so much that I'll actually explain further:
>They're only on the cover and in the back of (I think) all of the issues, for all of one page apiece, completely fucking irrelevant to the plot
>The writer even had the balls to joke about not including them in the fucking dialogue
>not only that, but the "magical mirror to another dimension™" is broken, meaning unless another "magical mirror to another dimension™" appears leading back to this dimension, another plot opportunity like this will never happen again in the IDW canon, at the very least
This arc was a masterclass in taking a perfectly good plot device, in what arguably would have been one of the better set of characters to attempt this with, and fucking squandering it it on romance between shitty OC Sombra and a canon fucking princess, in what is one of her most out of character moments ever. The one saving grace is that the IDW comics are questionably canon, but the Nu-PPG OC bullshit is still worse, if only because not only is the show canon, but the writers do not give a shit about what fans even liked about the original show or the original characters.

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That was katie cook, you know the writer that got salty that hasbro didnt gave her BOTH JOBS of writing and drawing the comics that she insert her shitty art in all the issues she writes for, your pic is one example.

Fuck, I apparently hate that fucker so much I misremember what the hell he worked on.

This is too good. I mean, it's not even subtle, look at his face. He doesn't give a fuck.

I should be disgusted and outraged. But here I am, laughing my ass off.

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>Jared (((Shapiro)))
>Jake (((Goldman)))
Weimar when?

If Samurai Jack made it back to the past, why is our future still fucked?

Because a different kind of evil took over.

Absolutely disgusting

Blank triangle maybe.

Trump won. Jack did a good job.

Not only is he a jewish pedophile, but he is also an anti-Trump and muh russian conspiracy.
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

Here is his twiter page, half about his waifu the PPG and almost half about Trump
archive.is/vtK99
twitter.com/thedragoeffect?lang=en

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We could possibly stir up some pedophile propaganda for this kike. People couldn't hate this show more..

I suddenly have the urge to commission some depraved R34 of Blossom and this jew.

>>>/auschwitz/

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

Jake please

As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him.

Because their animation budget is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Hey (((Jake))).

Jack's quest was meaningless

This was fine until I got 1 minute in the video.

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I hope Craig doesn't find out about this

user, "we" are the future
"we" are going to have jobs
"we" are going to touch your penis because we studied that
"we" are going to replace that demographic.
"we" are the mistake

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i can not find a jpg, png or an gif to match my disgust.

I'm pretty sure most of us knew about it. We didn't just want to acknowledge it ever again.

The autism is beyond my expectations. I love it.

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OY VEY

One of the storyboard artists commented on the situation:
archive.fo/ikjlO
archive.fo/u8Yyu
archive.fo/FSjJM

Spam his twitter with images of his self-insert getting cucked.

the world is fucked, isn't it?

Why.

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Craig McCracken was so ahead of his time that he even during the original PPG run created a character that fits very well Jared Shapiro obsessive behavior.

He was called Lenny Baxter

If I'm not mistaken, he also was behind the story of "Horn Sweet Horn", i.e. the episode tumblr labeled 'transphobic'

That's actually a bretty good idea, actually.

You could find the various images of classic Blossom getting kissy with one of the Rowdy Ruff Boys and photoshop (((Jared Shapiro))) in the background crying.

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Gonna leave this here…

Read the thread

Honestly, with how well that "incident" involving Eichenwald was received, do you seriously expect any other sort of response to the slightest backlash?

Hi Jake

Really, though. I'm just waiting for the putsch to start, at the rate things are going. Stuff like this going right under people's noses even to now is pretty telling of the times. That, and the fact that they're not even trying to hide their powers, anymore.

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Weird. I would of guessed Bellum was feminist as fuck. Lady basically ran the whole town because the mayor was incompetent, could legit kick some ass, and -oh right. Actually educated the girls on what feminism was supposed to be about when a at the time cartoonishly evil feminazi brainwashed them. Along with every other adult woman they knew.

She is literally everything they despise.

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masterpice.

It all boils down to her being an attractive lady it seems. If she was a fat Amanda Waller type, she'd be considered inspiring by these people. Remember WW was rejected by the UN because she was considered too pretty?

>But it's Blossom, who was in kindergarten in previous better PPG seasons and now "aged" up to high school

What sounds like should have been a single episode joke that then got out of hand. I don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted.

>they
Who is they? It's just seems like Goldman (and possibly Haley Mancini) being responsible for this.

I fine with that

Fine with that too

Nigga

reminds me There was this one storyboarder on Steven Universe who drew himself with Pearl his waifu. He got fired over it too.

choosing the lesser of two evils isn't winning

what is this?

what is this? some horror comic?
any jap comic that doesn't look like moe-trash interests me

Its called Oyasumi Punpun. It's drama, not horror.

Seems like pretty tame sketches.

Probably got fired for being straight and drawing in non-noodle arm style.

QFT
sure he kept some private sketches to himself, who would be so stupid as to post actual porn of a show they work on

That's pretty good. Kinda makes me feel for the poor guy.

sauce?

He deserved to be fired for having shit taste.

Some kike that made a stink over twitter suddenly had his "wife" post about how a strobe image posted to his account totally gave him a seizure. The anonymous culprit of the incident; "Jew Goldstein" was then tracked down by the secret police and promptly arrested before getting a hefty prison sentence for harming the poor little Jude's brain. All televised, too.
In other words, they won't even let you offend them, now. Ain't holding back any of their commanded punches.

That's not porn, you dumbass.

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I guess he's one-up on the Doug's creator.

I think he got fired for being a better artist than most working on the show.

I was thinking the same thing. Might also be that he was fired for being a cishet white male dudebro who had the gall to imply that Pearl might be straight.

Mostly the latter.

They don't expect people to actually believe them, right?

Jake "Sugar, Space, and Eight Year Olds" Goldman
Jake "Bolder than Dan" Goldman
Jake "My Love for Little Girls isn't Fake" Goldman
Jake "White Sauce over Bloss" Goldman
Jake "No Better Muff than Powerpuff" Goldman
Jake "No Sex without Chemical X" Goldman
Jake "Townsville has my Sexual Thrill" Goldman
Jake "Dancing on McCracken's Grave" Goldman
Jake "I'm in heaven when she's seven" Goldman
Jake "Eat shit user, my waifu's canon" Goldman
Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
Jake "When they start twerking I get to jerking" Goldman
Jake "Time to give this five year old girl a whirl" Goldman

Regarding whether or not Blossom and Jared are the same age: No, they're not. Shapiro is listed as a high school student. With the weird format of the school in nuPPG its unclear what age Blossom is but she's definitely still around 5-7 years old. Shapiro's in high school so he can't be younger than 14-15.

I can't even laugh

Imagine all the TITS&ASS if the show had a non-repulsive artstyle.

That's even worse.

The jews ruin everything

This animation is Family Guy tier.

I wish i was a better drawfag,i keep thinking in so many ways he could get cucked; these shitty edits would have to do for now.

embarrassing.

how awful, probably got a tougher sentence than any jew would for touching kids too

Agreed, though even this original poster looked better than the show itself.
and the designs/art style would only get more atrocious over time.

Why would you feel bad for a guy that clearly has artistic talent?
Not to mention dude can draw himself with his waifu anytime. Most of us can't say the same.

maybe this is why the west is wanting islam to take hold.

The leaders of the western world want to die, and all of us go with them.

his name is Luke Weber

wowee

Don't forget that on top of all that Bellum wasn't taken seriously because she was attractive. The original show depicted an example of sexism where a woman with lots of accomplishments wasn't taken seriously because of her looks. And then the reboot treated her the way the characters in the show did.

Just heat it, with an antisemitic remark.

It's obvious that they removed her because it would be too costly to keep her covered. The team is not talented, to say the least.

Why should they be, though? We all know they're only reviving PPG because the new CEO wanted a cheap toddler show to play for merchandising and syndication. Toddler shows are safe for parents, vapid enough for mindless viewing, and cheap enough for quick production. Think about it, why else would they avoid the original cast in favor of a non-unionized set of newbies? Why else would they use flash instead of going traditional? Why else would the colors be so pastel and plain, and the animation errors be so consistent and blunt?

>Another jew pedophile who weaseled his way into something that used to have a positive legacy
This is undoubtedly worse than Sugar drawing EEnE porn…

Explain further please

Start going to >>>/loomis/

Patty Mayo is based off of Doug's crush. When Doug's creator misses his reunion, him and the real Patty meet up and get together. Doug's creator walks up to the real Patty's door, hot with excitement of the new possibilities, hopeful of a crush turned reality. Patty wanted Doug to be at that reunion, she wanted him.

Doug's creator knocks; the real Patty answers. She makes a joke about her breasts right off the bat. "Look, Doug, i've got tits now! They used to call me 'Flatty Patty', but no more!" Doug snickers, blushing slightly, and ready for the night of romantic bliss before—

"Hey Doug, have you met my husband?"

It's a thin line and pretty subjective, but I feel like holding onto an obsession with a girl you had a crush on in Middle School, before she even really knew who she was as a person, for an entire decade, is more autistic and shitty than some fag self-inserting himself into a cartoon.
This guy's pathetic but at least it doesn't flood into real life like Doug's creator. How much different is it from Bill Trinen having Isabelle from Animal Crossing say pic related?

I looked it up because I don't even know why. Apparently the PPGs are high school students now, since their teacher is still Keane and she is stated to be a high school student.

It's all very confusing but what can you expect from a series that was clearly made to try and profit off of nostalgia, rather than being a labor of love?

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Is NuPPG still going strong? Every time I try watching Boomerang they're playing NuPPG for some fucking reason, which to me usually means the show is dying/dead.

Well, I feel Bill Trinen is different. He gave her the name Isabelle after his wife, iirc
She was called Shizue in Japan.

Uhh, you sure? I thought she was just named that because her head was meant to look like a bag of bells.

I think comparing a one line joke made in a promotional video for a game (As in not in the actual game itself) is different from writing yourself into a kid's show for multiple episodes.

IN MAKO'S FUCKING VOICE

Did he release these publicly, or did somebody just notice these on his desk?

Ah good times.

Hi Jared.

Here comes the lewds.

Excellent.. AND ripe for crops!

It's called "Oyasumi Punpun". It follows the life of a guy from a bad home from ten years old to twenty four and all the fucked up shit that happens to him and the strange and often painful things he does to cope.

So did Bill survive or not?

This… This is fake right?

Holy Christ, what the hell happened to cartoons? How did everything literally go so fucking wrong?!

Well, yes, it's different, but writing yourself into a kid's show for multiple episodes for a waifu if different than having a decade-long obsession with a girl you knew in Middle School and then thinking you had the right to be upset when you find out she got married.

AKU! PLEASE COME BACK!

You poor naive fool.

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Boy he sure has shit taste. I wonder how much tumblr fucked him over for objectifying Poil. Although his art does make these awful characters look infinitely better.

What a cruel world.

Don't forget that they also cut off Ms. Keane's boobs.

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Didn't the whole reunion happen after Doug ended? If anything the guy just used his cartoon to tell his life story but leaving the ending untold with good reason since it ends with him and the girl never seeing each other again, like Wonder Years. It hardly compares to the advanced autism of a 30 something fuck using his teenaged self-insert to go after a cartoon kindergartener or Bill Trinen lusting after a japanese puppy.

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You must be new here. This is what happens when you let women, cucks, and jews run things

Look I was aware of all the noodle arm, potato face and leftist crap being forced into comics and cartoons, but this is just a whole higher level of awful that I didn't think was possible. How the fuck is this even possible? This shouldn't be possible. But its happening. What the fuck is happening?!

Its like I'm in a nightmare. A double nightmare even.

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No. You can wake up from a nightmare, and even at its worst you can never be truly scared of it or you easily forget it after a day or two. You wanna know what's really happening here? You're not in a nightmare sonny jim.

YOU'RE WAKING UP

I wanna go back to bed…

kill me

If it makes you feel any better, hardly anyone watches this show. It'll probably be cancelled either this season or the next.

This is pretty much the bottom of the barrel. It can't possibly get any lower now. Can it?

Never say never!

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When will it end?
When will it all end?
Was it all better only because we were innocent chillens?

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I wasn't a kid during the 90s, and I can tell ya that the years following 9/11 was pretty much the point where everything started taking a turn for the worse for society and media. The lack of internet/social media kept the corruption from growing at a faster pace. Worst thing I can recall from the old era is when I found out why Beetlejuice had red finger tips in the cartoons, but even that was kind of bittersweet. Not like the shit now.

Since when did Jews even get a sentence, let alone a court date?

I don't know why, but seeing Steven here makes me want to play old school Nintendo games.

IRL, many times, but only if you try to un-jew.

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So Jews Jewing Jews try to Jew non-Jews?

I want to fuck Blosson

Shoo shoo, nigger coon.

==SOMEONE REPORT HIS ASS TO THE FBI AND IF HE REALLY DOES HAVE CHEESE PIZZA ON HIS COMPUTER AND GETS ARRESTED, I'M A LAUGH MY ASS OFF=

Having loli on your computer isn't a good enough reason for most judges to search your computer otherwise, most anons here would probably in prison right about now

Does it not depend on where you live?

IM WAKING UP
NOW ILL FORGET EVERYTHING!
Except in this instance, that's a good thing

Animated lolis is a punishable offense in the UK though. A shame he doesn't live there, otherwise we'll never know what he has stashed away.

Considering the fact that he literally self inserted himself as a love interest for blossom, I believe he has more depraved shit on his computer.

wtf is this

wtf

WTF

WTF

WTF

I never understood BlossomxAku. Why? Is this another DeviantArt autistic screeching?

BlossomXAku derives from the "PPG/SJ are in the same universe" theory; The thought behind it essentially being that Blossom, the embodiment of everything nice, and Aku, the embodiment of all that is evil and not nice, would make an apt pair because "opposites attract". Still autistic trash, but still makes a little sense.

Also Teacup (the main dA artist pushing the ship) is apparently a 4/co/ oldfag. That particular picture was probably a request from one of the threads they've had on the subject.

Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?

as long as they aren't publicly released on his tumblr or whatever, and are private, who care's, they're essentially still just fan drawings
oh but Sugar can draw hardcore EE&E porn and that's cool, fuckin stupid

Not gonna lie, I actually kind of enjoyed the joke of a princess constantly trying to get herself saved by a prince but gets the girls, it actually seemed like something from the old run. Of course I'm sure it's complete shit in its full form, but still it's passable enough

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She's just looking at her hand while wearing sunglasses, you fucking autist.

They just keep getting worse and worse

is this legit?

I don't think so, Aku looks like shit, it almost had me until page 3 though.

There's a reason for that.

RIP in peace, Bill.

So then in that canon, the PPG are also Aku's daughters and he can do the same shit he did with Ashi?

Also where can I find the original comic?

meanwhile the jew keeps her job even after drawing gay smut of Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

It helps that the Eds aren't a part of the series being worked on.

Wow that's fucking kinda cute

Even then that doesn't make much sense, what's wrong with him drawing himself with his waifu muchless getting fired over it? He hasn't even Jew'd himself in as an OC like in the OP just some sketches.

I bet it's because it's actually decent looking and not faggotry.

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I couldn't help but think the same thing. Gotta purge those straight white males with talent.

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Its shameful hypocrisy on their part and the guy got shat on for actually making something decent out of their trash. Rebecca makes bloody rape porn of three ugly kids we loved and she just gets patted on the back and called amazing while this guy just makes some harmless and cute pics of him and his waifu which are actually an improvement over the original designs, and the guy ends up being shat on and loses his job. Its fucking bullshit.

Sick in the head u r, m8. Why can't you be right and propah like those muhammad fellows culturally enrichin' me wife and baby daughter?

Well shit looks better than the show itself

I can see why he was fired. His better art was oppressing the shit art of the women and minorities.

cnwol.tumblr

archive.is/UjunI

They are attempting to damage control it here

Wow, they're literally raping this show..

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Why the fuck doesn't he do the animation?! He's the only person in that studio who can draw worth a damn!

OMG, LITERALLY???

It's like they're not even trying to hide the fact that they were paid to defend a shitty show.

because then it would be consistent and that's bad.

Holy shit I can draw foxes better.

Also, it's plain annoying and unpleasent to look at. Holy shit why is it still going?

He denied it, but after seeing this pic: You're busted, man. Also: Little girl horny over adult with muscles.

Fixed.

Yeah, you are literally sucking so many dicks that you couldn't even bother to read the second definition of the word.

She's at least adult. Or is she?

I don't know, I don't watch crappy shows.

shit son, lemme go get some paper and a pen

You take this site way too seriously.

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speaking of gramma-

How the fuck does this show keep going with this little care, I watch this and I'm past anger I'm just locked into fucking bewilderment.

You can see PPG characters in SJ. Ep. 2 and 7 I believe. It is the same universe.

This is adorable. If the art looked like this, I probably would have watched. And shipped these two.

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I really gotta stop doing this but goddamn is some of this shit blatant shielding for a shitty show. You think after crucifying that Clarence dude they'd rip right into this but it seems all you have to do is mention *chan and people will suddenly disregard it because they were taught not to believe.

Is this what Cassandra felt like?

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These quads speak the truth.

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You can also get arrested in Australia for having pics of anime girls too.

These fucks really don't even care do they? Fuck you too Craig for allowing this to happen.

Yes.

If recall that they banned porn with adult women with flat chests, because it's simulated CP

That episode was too fuckin real

Punpun is bretty gud

It was ahead of its time. Literally Holla Forums incarnate.

What does the fact that he played pokemon go have to do with anything?

He's an evil and despicable alpha male gamergator playing a children's game to attract young japanese girls.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4475606/Pokemon-gamer-pleads-guilty-child-porn-charges.html

BTW did pic-related ever happen?

The original run of the PPG was based in so many labels.

I'm looking forward to that episode if real

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Is that gif by Felix Colgrave?

Jesus That artwork is damn good. Such a shame he got fired.

I know one user here said his name is Luke Weber but I couldn't find more of his art. I hoped it didn't get taken down or anything because I would like to see more of it.

Yeah, good eye.
felixcolgrave.com/post/115813640485/havin-a-durry

Looks like they got Capcom's spell checker.

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May be its his one and only characteristic.

Colored Versions

I like how they somehow managed to handle "evil alternate universe" worse than the fucking Sonic the Hedgehog comics.

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This should be illegal.

>>>/furry/

As much as I would like to see this trash where it belongs, CN is probably gonna milk it for all it's worth until the merch money dries up.

JUDEN

It was hilarious to see people damage control for this.

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Do you have an archive link of that thread?

Don't forget to repost on r/Holla Forums for karma!

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Fuck off retard.

truly disgusting

You know he's right, faggot.

>>>/pone/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/4chan/

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This song has never been more relevant

>>>/furry/

I am not familiar with this. Context?

>>>Holla Forums

The guy who created Clarence had a psychotic episode and groped some employees he worked with.

>>>/qq/

Do they even make more episodes of this shit?

bump

Why?

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