Can anyone explain the Yugoslav wars in 5 sentences or less?

Capital accumulation, inequality, politicians, nationalism.

That should have linked to OP

wew lad

lol epic

quality reply in 3 sentences. I guess I was just surprised to see the viciousness among neighbors who lived under the same roof for so long…I wonder if there was some serbian elitism in there too

It's not a shit thread its a simple question…thanks so much tho for your snarky teen-angst edges…me likey you posted on dese brds :)

Kill yourself my man

Tito died, spooks took over Yugoslavia and they tore it apart as they tried to build their little fiefdoms. In the end western porkies took over everything when the fighting was done.

please, indulge me genius. for you, we will allow more than 5 sentences. PLEASE tell us what you have to say about this "highly complex issue"

expecting a 5 sentence explanation warrants no serious response tbh

oh by all means, don't let me trample your otherwise supreme academic standards by suggesting you demean yourself (and us, I'm sure) by venturing an UNSERIOUS response to the question. No, no, no, no, you're absolutely right: better just tell us that this simply isn't the time or place for us to receive your thoughts on the matter. SAY, when is your book coming out? can I order an advance copy? where is it being published? Iraq? are they going to drop it from planes to indoctrinate the masses in how to conduct a rigorous and scientific inquiries into complex geopolitical topics? I SURELY HOPE SO

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autism

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Slobodan Milosevic did nothing wrong. The US and Germany funded the bourgeois separatist ultra nationalist currents in Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, and Kosovo to destroy the remaining remnants of socialist gains in Yugoslavia. Reactionary first world "leftists" supported the effort due to moralism and blindly swallowing the lies of bourgeois propaganda.

Please tell me this is somebody falseflagging to make maoists look bad.

They do that on their own just fine

Balkaniggers mad at oneanother

Was anything in that post incorrect?

If anyone is still in the thread i recommend this documentary:

topdocumentaryfilms.com/weight-chains/

a interesting look into the build up to the Bosnian and Serbian conflicts. And how there was a lot of interest from the EU and nato to break up Yugoslavia

If you unironically believe this, you are a Holla Forumsyp.

People in the balkans are agrarian bloodthirsty simpletons and pretty much will be until the end of time.

You would almost think its summer vacation

Everything was going pretty OK with Broz Tito holding the country together, then Nixon i think preassured the IMF into fucking over Yugoslavia and the usa funced "democratic groups" which in reality were far right ethno-nazi groups. Instability, they all killed each other.

Jesus Christ,lads

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USSR collapses. Nationalists gain power. Civil war happens. By the end of it Yugoslavia had broken into all its individual ethno-states and with no decisive victor to piece Yugoslavia back together the divisions became permanent.

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Jews did 9/11 for oil.

Just to nitpick, the IMF was happy funding Yugoslavia until Bush Sr, not Nixon. Until the Soviet Union collapsed, it was useful as an obstacle between Europe and Russia.
In '90 the Bush administration passed the Foreign Operations Appropriations Law, which meant funding would only do to """democratic""" bodies in Yugoslavia and only if they represented the individual nations w/in Yugo.

Watched this a while ago, pretty good. But doesn't he say that Srebrenica was staged or some shit? Bit tinfoil-y.

Jesus Christ

Yeah, yeah, I get it, he was a power-hungry politician in charge of a repressive state, boo.

Once you look past that, he really did nothing but try to keep his country together while facing NATO-funded fascist-nationalist uprisings.

And US never financed bourgeois nationalist Milošević ?

Tito died

Furst pact between Yugoslavia and Imf happened in 1961

libcom.org/library/yugoslav-self-management-capitalism-under-red-banner-juraj-katalenac

Yugoslav self-management: Capitalism under the red banner

Market socialism creates inequality between regions, with the North(slovenia and Croatia) doing economically better than the south. Yugos taking IMF loans during an already bad economic situation, makes things worse. Slovenia and Croatia decide they want out bc they're better off out, and the Serbs try to keep it all together. International organizations, esp. NATO, interferes a lot to try and break it down and make things as dysfunctional as possible, by exacerbating the nationalism spooks and making it so that whole nations could secede, but enclaves of minorities in the new countries couldn't secede from the new countries. Serbs in seceding countries( RIP Bosnia ) lose their shit and try ethnic cleanse their way to still being part of serbia, rather than be an enclave in countries during a situation that's getting more and more hostile.

Pretty rough and I may have glossed over some things or made a few mistakes, but that's a quick summary of what I know about it.

Дошло вријеме дасе Срби свете

CIA paid extremists to break up my beautiful nation.

Jewish Anti-natsoc serb destruction operation

Holy shit this fucking thread.

Alright here goes.

In 1991 Milosevic, a Serbian nationalist, took power and wanted to centralize the Yugoslavian government around Serbia after some Albanians in Kosovo beat up a few Serbians and made him cry. Doing this pissed off the none Serbian nations of Yugoslavia, namely Slovenia and Croatia who refused to collaborate. Eventually the Slovenians decided leave, the Croatians elected a Nationalist president and the Serbs in Croatia and Bosnia, funded by Belgrade started kicking up shit being insubordinate and killing none Serb locals. Fighting happened all over, the EC kept telling them to stop, Serbs did a hell of a lot of ethnic cleansing and eventually the US was forced to intervene and end it all.

СВЕ ЏАМИЈЕ У ОБЛАКЕ ЛЕТЕ

фини троструки бројеви бајо мој

You forgot Operation Storm and some other shit.