Day in the life of a software engineer

Are you a NEET?
Ever wonder what the life of a successful software engineer looks like?
Wonder no more?
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Engineer is a big word, and nowadays heavily abused.
I would call her a software developer.

no offense American channer's, but your president looks literally like a used-up gay-for-pay vintage porn actor from the 80's.

She's cute and probably makes decent money, but it still looks depressing. Her life basically consists of wasting away in front of displays with soyboys and overpriced consumerist garbage like the newest caramel spunkaccino and Netflix.
It's hardly different from being a NEET, really, and probably equally as soul-crushing.

Better than when he looked like a nigger

being a NEET is soul-crushing?

Compared to what?

Working on shit API's and Json bullshit for the rest of days?

Like that is literally going to be their achievement : Dad/Mom what did you do with your life worth remembering? I learned Javascript frameworks while sipping on frappucinos in front of computers engineering to please homosexual sensibilities. Holy fuck, no, I'd rather be unemployed and enjoy the time I have with stuff I like than be that cucked.

How's that a bad thing?

Except for making money instead of leeching from the poor parents.

Maybe OpenAPI returning YAML over HTTP/2. See it's the same thing but it's buzzwords are different enough that you 'need' to fire all the experienced developers you have in favor of cheaper college grads fresh off the teat.

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Op you should just kill yourself already
Here is the link for everyone else:
youtube-dl rqX8PFcOpxA

Based on this video I would probably give her head pats, but based on the rest of her videos she is just your typical SJW millennial with a craving for nigger cock.

Dude! You're gonna get Ubuntu'd!

its funny because she was going to school for cs.

terry if youre out there physics girl is on hooktube
hooktube.com/watch?v=g4a7_HH9Wbg

debatable

Hmm. work in a cult-like environment with trendy liberal scum or be cyber punk living in a cheap apartment that leaks and do pentesting with my friends.
I'll stick with my shitty life.

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>and do pentesting with my friends.
something what a lainchaner would say

but how would i know if they work? gotta test muh pens.

I like to do "pentesting" with my friends too ;-)

lol of course it shows a picture of a Smart (TM) Watch (R) that says "San Francisco".

what the fuck is youtube?

the only thing interesting about that video was the keyboard. what one is it?

It looks like the Microsoft Sculpt Ergonomic Wireless Desktop Keyboard and Mouse

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It's sort of like HookTube except more bloated.

youtube-dl works for Hooktube, so I don't know why you're freaking out. It's literally served the same way regardless. So you're literally complaining for no reason.

Who the fuck arrives at 10:30 at the office? Don't want to know when she actually starts working. Probably leaves at 1700 too.

Whats the point of adding an additional server jump. You already have to use jewgle to watch the video so why would you add an additional layer of shit on top of it.

I used to arrive at 11:00 and left at 19:30. Don't see the problem.

You say that like there's no one stopping you from reverting the URL. Or that another server jump is somehow inconvenient when youtube-dl automates the process. Autism.

One extra server jump represents one more chance that someone will store and data mine things about me.

The fact that Hooktube was made to address precisely that issue notwithstanding, you relinquished that right the moment you decided to use Google services. Talk about throwing the baby out with the bath water.

Looks depressing but I'm envious of that new age working environment and that food.

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It's nice to work in a startup environment like that. It gets real shitty when it goes full corporate though, and it always eventually does.

Fucking this. I had the fortune once to get a job at a newly-opened branch office of a large corpo. We were a tiny, practically self-contained team doing our own job and the feel was very startupish. Then the branch grew, and within a year-and-a-half we became a full-blown corpo hell. I quit shortly thereafter, having been buried under a heap of reports, request forms and other widgets made of red tape. I still remember my first year there very fondly though.

In my whole decade+ dev career it was the best job I ever had, as well as the worst one.

polite sage for blogposting

r u american?

Even a humble janitor is called "Flat Surface Maintenance Engineer" these days.

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>(((bagels)))
At least (((she))) uses an ergo keyboar-

What if you try to stand up against corporate redtape bullshit? will it get you fired regardless of all your merits as an employee?

"Don't call yourself a 'cyberpunk', and don't waste your time on anybody who does." t. Eric S. Raymond

Are tech companies of $CURRENTYEAR filled with soyboys who either explicitly love or at least have nothing at all against Windows 10, systemd, UEFI, , chiclet keyboards, "flat design", shoehorning JS meme framework of the week everywhere possible, etc.?

only in america

also

Top fucking Kek.

so you're an autistic normalfag. pretty much the same bullshit as SF Bay c0d3r

what's wrong with chiclet keyboards

I wish this question was legitimate. It would have given me some hope.

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Everything. Keyboards were made the way they were for decades with ergonomy in mind, and were optimized for touch typists while normie plebs had to adapt. Chiclet nonsense turned this upside down and is designed so that it appeals to normie plebs hunting and pecking with their sausage fingers (hence big flat keys without curvature and without tactile feedback), and the touch typists were forced to adapt to this bullshit "lowest common denominator".

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YOU CAN'T PICK ONE YOU IGNORANT SOW