Who is the most cucked superhero

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

And why is it Peter Parker?

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Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

He even got metaphorically cucked by getting killed off and replaced with someone else (twice!)

And one of his replacements was a black guy, too!

fic related

m.fanfiction.net/s/12452909/1/The-Superior-Spider-Man

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

Peter's life is misery, and it only got worse when Current Year Marvel stepped up its game.

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

You're using the word 'cucked' wrong. Peter isn't getting cucked, he's getting brutally ass-raped constantly by editors.

He gets so much shit lumped on him because autists keep buying his stuff no matter what, so writers can make up stupid situation after stupid situation to drum up "hype" sales, plus the regulars.

Hudson King
Hudson King

Basically he's Marvel's punching bag, but Hack Lee doesn't care as long as he's making money and taking credit for everything Jack Kirby, his royal majesty, did.

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

stan lee
having influence over anything at marvel
Stan is only allowed in the building because his face is recognisable to anyone with basic Marvel knowledge, thus looks like a dotting grandfather who loves his child.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

that fanfic

the only cuck here is you, fam

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Stan Lee doesn't do anything, he's just a marketing gimmick at this point, he has been since at least the 90s. They might start phasing him out soon though, since bashing him for stealing credit from Kirby is becoming casual now. They don't mention Ditko as much though.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Ditko
Who?

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

tfw this site is being flooded with newfags from reddit and you can't tell if this is a joke or not

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

These trips read my mind.

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

I'm saying Hack Lee doesn't care in the sense that he doesn't care about his creation and never has because he makes money from it like the leeching oldfart that he is and isn't willing to protest the current state of his creation because he's always been a filthy greedy cunt. Just look at his Wikipedo page, they actually changed Kirby and Lee's bios and gave him credit for everything Kirby did. Even normalfags now acknowledge Lee as the "head" of Marvel and the king of comics who created literally everything in Marvel. Kirby and Ditko are phased out while Lee gets his face plastered in everything Marvel and even gets immortalized in the damn Disney movie while Kirby and Ditko get shit. Sure, Ditko is a recluse but at least drop his name somewhere damn it.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Shit like this right here is exactly what I'm talking about

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

Stan Lee doesn't get a salary from Marvel, and his royalties were haggled down by whathisname, the current King Jew.

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

Aqua man.

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

Even normalfags now acknowledge Lee as the "head" of Marvel
Even
now
Normalfags have thought that ever since normalfags knew who Stan Lee was.
Also I doubt Ditko would want a name drop, he's always been annoyed at shit like that.

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

Perlmutter?

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

aqua man
What did he mean by this?
He doesn't get fucked with, he just got meme'd into becoming a B-lister, rather than D/E/F/G-lister like he should be.

Yeah, that's him. Ike Permutter.
He kicked out Stan, cut his retirement salary, cut his royalties, cut his influence on the company board and probably called him names.

Stan got outjewed by the new generation of tricksters.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

He doesn't get fucked with
He gets fucked with hard, but that's only because Black Manta is possibly the most hardcore villain of all time.
Stan got outjewed by the new generation of tricksters
That's what he gets for helping jew actually productive jews for so long. You create an environment like that and eventually you'll attract the jewiest jews of all.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

tfw no one is seeing the real, actual cuckery in this thread

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

marvel

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

Don't forget that Peter Parker is actually the product of cuckoldry.

William Hill
William Hill

Nigger, you can't just say that and not provide proof.

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

Trouble was stricken from the canon almost immediately after it came out.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

You say Peter, I say Dr. Stephen Strange. Alright it was a wizard and the actual Ben Franklin didn't fuck her but that wizard did.

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

I don't know how willing I am to go and look for that shitty comic.
I mean, I've storytimed some real garbage here that's ALL I've storytimed, to be honest, but Trouble is a whole nother level.

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

Trouble will always be canon in our hearts.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Shit that's savage.

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

Even tired as I am, I feel disgust and anger.
Is it really that bad?

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

after seeing what Gwen became I think Peter dodged a big ol bullet.

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

Yeah, it is. I've storytimed Batman: Odyssey, Jack, Cliff, and Stardust. Trouble would by far be the worst of all of them.

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

Stardust the Super Wizard? That isn't bad, it's just warped and insane.

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Stardust
Bad
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT STARDUST

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

Batman Odyssey and The Coming of the Supermen are two of the most bizarre comics I've read. Seriously, Neal Adams can draw but get him as far away from a writing position as possible.

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

What was Odyssey?

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

BAT-SHIT CRAZY.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

s' okay she became a generic slut

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

From shy girl-next-door to… slightly more confident girl-next-door?

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

That cartoon was my favorite version of Gwen Stacy.

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

she became a generic slut
You take that back

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

oh look, it's an opportunity for me to post the Spectacular Spiderman Relatonship Chart.
This show was a shippers nightmare dream come true mental sicness

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Black Manta is possibly the most hardcore villain of all time.

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Aquaman got cucked by Aqualad and Dolphin, and he wasn't even mad.
He was probably relieved. Let Garth deal with her bitchy ass.

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

Where the fuck is his head?

Ian Long
Ian Long

In the helmet, I assume.

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

How? Sideways? Shrunken? Crushed? partially compacted into the torso?

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

yes stardust
kill them
kill them all

Parker James
Parker James

I guess it's in the neck part of the helmet. I like the version of that helmet in Young Justice.

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