STD - We Come In Peace

Space Drumpf BTFO

This is bad.

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So is this series based in the reboot timeline or the original one?


Those Klingons look like shit. They don't even match the original timeline ones or the reboot ones.

It's a third timeline being marketed as both the original and the rebooted timeline.

I'm thinking it goes in the crapper by the end of the 2nd season. They'll give it a 2nd season just so they can be all, "Look! Star Trek nerds love diversity!" But by the end of the 2nd, the money just won't be there any more.

What is that open even supposed to be setting up? Who's going to be the Big Bad of the show? An interstellar cabal of racial purists?

Don't forget that her character's name is Michael because fuck the genders!

Youean like you are doing right now? Pot, meet kettle, you are both equally black.

Those moon nazis from Iron Sky probably.

That would be sweet.

don't they employ people to catch these things?

Grow up you child.

Woah, racist Drumpftards BTFO.

user, Netflix and CBS are trying to bury this shitpile and prevent it from ever going public. That's how fucking bad it is. Their bacukup plan is to pretend it was always the introduction to an anthology series about Star Trek. Bomb is not even good enough to describe how badly this one is going to implode.

(heil'd)
Not for a while, no.

Why do they even try if they have no hope? Is this some sort of tax-deductible scheme?

It's like a runaway train user. They put downies in the locomotive and they were too slow to pull the emergency brakes, now the train is racing toward a precipice that might very well sink Netflix and damage CBS beyond repair.

They scammed Netflix into paying for it all, now they have to pretend they're serious about it.

I think everyone involved in this glorious trainwreck is fucked beyond salvation.

now they just need to cast a flaming gay man as Space Hitler and they will rake in the shekels

What did they mean by this?

it's actually "we cum and piss"
they are into watersports

Bomalt Klumpft BTFO

Who comes up with this shit?

This is normal burger thinking. The Federation is the State Department conquering the universe. In gay terms, the State Department is the top and the Pentagon, aka Starfleet, is the bottom.