She-hulk tread

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Her DC counterpart is better

What the fuck did they do her?

Have you seen any of the recent comics with her?

Nope. She's a 12 year old Filipino tranny now or something?

they got her looking like something Tumblr feminists would make.

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Man, comics were awesome back in the day.

Always found this idea dumb

The idea sold didn't it. She's marvel's most popular female hero.

It was legal bullshit to retain rights to variants of the Hulk's name, same reason they made Spider-Woman.

Scot Free is a lucky son of a bitch.

I will take both, thank you.

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She used to embrace her hulkness unlike Bruce who fought against it.
But then she sort of died and Bruce was killed. So now when she feels herself hulking out, she fights it and lies on the ground in the fetal position watching youtube videos and crying about how it makes her feel dead inside until the urge passes.

her comic is literally about a person who never uses her powers and engages in a law practice while occasionally eating Hagen Dass.

She-Hulk is now Ally McBeal without the benefit of Peter MacNicol to make it watchable/readable.

What is it about the guy that makes any show watchable?

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Don't forget how much she resents men now.

To be fair, She-Hulk certainly wasn't smart in her first appearance. And her characterization was essentially revamped in the years between the original Savage ongoing and Sensational, by way of her actually embracing her gamma side and reaping the benefits of being strong and smart. Like Spider-Woman, the differences between Jen and Bruce are night and day at this point.

She was marvel's most famous slut, sleeping with heroes and villains alike. Of course she hates men for 'slutshaming' her. She WAS a slut.

Only in the 2000's, when fanfic writers took over.
Until then she'd had one boyfriend, Wyatt Wingfoot, and two romantic interests. Not exactly a slut.

Misread that as She-Bulk at first and got a laugh out of it

Her sweaty pussy outline should so be visible right now

perhaps you should make an edit user.

yeah, the "idea" sold the comics, suuure…

Maybe I will. I've been working on my editing skills. But this stupid site I've been using is giving me shit when I try to save

i thought that was Hercules :^)

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Yeah, to normalfags

She-hulk stories used to be enjoyable until the Feminists ruined her.

Who's gonna do it? Who will post it for Shulkie.

After her first series folded she threw herself at anything male. It started with her team up with the Thing.

Basically, Stan Lee created a trademark holder & no one had any real idea of what to do with her.

Her current sales don't reflect that….

The character doesn't appear in any current comic. There's a person named Jennifer Walters, but no She-Hulk in that book.

wew

Burn

let's not forget that some of She-hulks best moments where when she was with the Fantastic Four

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She-hulk makes that uniform look good.

Has anyone posted this She Hulk comic yet?

…What the fuck? What terrible art.

I think the problem is more to do with the fact that her thing was breaking the fourth wall but after her book folded the whole fourth wall thing was taken over by Deadpool. Marvel don't want the character to lie dormant because she's a smoking hot green bitch and if Star Trek proved anything it's that people go crazy for smoking hot green bitches for some reason

The circumstances were slightly different. She-Hulk was created because the Hulk TV series was really popular, and The Bionic Woman was really popular and they didn't want some network executive thinking 'Hey! Why don't we combine the two and make a Hulk Woman show or something' because then they wouldn't have to pay Marvel, or they could pay Marvel less, because it was their idea.

Spider-Woman was created because they didn't want DC or some other rival comic book company stealing the name.

I know Banner and Jennifer were close, but with how hard She-Hulk is taking his death it's making me think there is something more there. Implied naughty incest feelings maybe? It might make her comic a bit more interesting if they played that card. Her grief amplified by her complex attraction to Banner.

Try to fight your reprobate mind instead of giving in so easily

WHAT THE FUCK?

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Another great moment from She-hulk's history

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Man I really can't be fucked posting it. But if you're a real She Hulk fan you'll read this great comic.

(exhentai.org/s/1edb8357b6/210499-1)

Doesnt work

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RIP Zodiac and Joe Cool

All I got is a Sad Panda, son.

I was under the impression sadpanda was only for loli/shota/underage so… what the hell is this?

Not that user but exhentai and e-hentai share the same back-end. Only the stuff advertisers don't like are restricted to exhentai. Just change the x to a dash.

e-hentai.org/s/1edb8357b6/210499-1

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What?

Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.

More like She-slightly larger than average woman who is also green.

Really, any comic that has to sell you its bizarreness with people reacting to something par-for-the-course in a regular schlock piece, rather than something actually awesome occurring has no way to sell itself. It's why a comic like this wouldn't sell at all, today, since if I wanted some skin, I could just download it off of the fucking internet.

are you high?

she's seven feet tall, 700 lbs, stronger than the thing and Hercules, has a healing factor that can rival wolverine's, and can tank repulser blast from Iron-man at close range.

why didn't they just make some porno comics on the side, sheesh

She used to break the forth wall like Deadpool who misses seeing her do that?

Well, no. Because we've got Deadpool now

Tell me more about this almost-perfect character, user.

user, she just has most of the Hulk's powerset, save for the whole "infinite anger, infinite strength" thing.

She also has a tragic past, and an edgy side. Right? It's shit.

Nnno. She's a comedic lawyer, and you would know this if you paid a scrap of attention.

Yes. Women are smaller than men. Well done

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In case you can't tell, I'm referring to the fact this "character" carries plenty of symptoms you'd find in what is called a "Mary Sue".

She-hulk isn't one since she has many a weakness.

1.Adsorbing large amounts of gamma radiation can cause her body to ex-sponge all her gamma radiation to where she turns back into Jennifer.

2. Can't take world breaker form.

3. Iron-man can easily beat her without using his hulkbuster armor.

4. Has been bested by the invisible woman.

You're reaching pretty hard man. She was a character created for legal bullshit that the writer played for shits and giggles/fanservice.

I disagree. She's quite a Mary Sue because there's very little suspense in combat with someone who can tank a punch from Sentry & ignore it.

1. Large amounts of Gamma rads make here Hella powerful before she expunges.

2. Her Strength is all ready Immeasurable. Going Berserk is all she needs.

3. The Nanites he used are now illegal.

4. Human Torch beat her once too.

Keep in mind, It took all the Avengers & the Hulk to defeat her.

How does that not make her even more worthless? If anything, it just makes her existence an even more wasteful one, considering some opposite branded version of her would be even less successful, proving only to be a waste of a patrnt.

So you're shifting gears from 'mary sue' to just 'this character's retarded'? Just asking for my notes.

The hulk is larger than shehulk more than an average human male is larger than an average human female.
Bruce's hulk has proportonaly larger hands, feet, torso, mouth, and forehead than a normal human.
Jenifer is just scaled up, made a little buff, and painted green.
The word hulk means a large or unwieldy object, she-hulk is neither of those things.
You might say, "you want she hulk to be ugly, haha fag" you'd again be missing the point, she hulk shouldn't EXIST because it's a dumb idea to begin with.

I'm talking about width.

Only one hulk tanked a punch from Sentry and it wasn't her

1. Unlike her cousin there's a limit to how much gamma radiation she can adsorb.

2.A hulk going berserk is not the same as one going world breaker.

3. One punch from the model 13 iron-man armor can lay out she-hulk.

4. In fantastic four #280 she-hulk and the invisible woman went three rounds and she-hulk lost.

you sneaky faggot

To be fair, it was Deadpool who introduced me to that quirk, but when I saw some of the bantz between him and She-Hulk I had a lingering interest in how they handled her.

An interest that was finally satisfied in this very thread.

It's never consistent, and it depends on the writer, but Shulk isn't invincible. She doesn't heal like Wolverine, I've seen her swan-dive into sidewalk and get stomped into the subway, but she died from a broken spine in a fight with the Legion Of The Dead, something we've seen Hulk recover from, even if it took a week.
She does get bigger and stronger and more pumped when she gets angrier, that's how she always beats Titania, who is like her Abomination, Titania starts stronger but stays at the same level, while the more she humiliates Jen and boots her around, the madder Jen gets until it's a curb-stomp in the other direction. Always a Rocky-type fight.
Her fighting style is the same kind of Captain-America judo/boxing/gymkata that Rick Jones and Tony Stark use. You won't see her busting out and Daredevil flips, but she can move.

If you can't read the main point off of different arguments, then you've no room to argue proper.

for the price of that Hulk, they better have sculpted a big green package under those shorts

post pic, seeing strong chicks get rekt is my fetish

post pics, seeing strong chicks get rekt is my fetish

Tons of cape characters have retarded concepts, that doesn't invalidate the good runs they have. Just because the conception was dumb doesn't mean the character is automatically bad.

Way to miss the point.

Not an argument.

You're not even trying to hide that you're a troll now are you?

Not an argument.

Not an argument.

Not an argument.

>seeing strong chicks get rekt is my fetish

Looks fine me…

Also, Marvel Lists Shulkie on the UnMeasurable Strength range.

3. She went toe to toe with Shellhead during Slott's run.

4. Doom himself says Sue Storm is the most powerful member of the FF

since when?

3. She lost to Stark and he wasn't even using his hulk buster armor.

4. If Sue is so powerful then why dose her force field get taken out so easily?

'Potentially incalculable, able to lift in excess of 100 tons'

marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Scale

World War Hulk: Gamma Files (Aug. 2007)

2. Stark had now illegal nanites to dehulk her.

3. Sue Storm could kill Dr. Doom if she wanted. Sue is a greater Mary Sue.

Not so great at taking missiles to the tits though.

The best fetish

ma olive nigger

no one was talking about nanites!
We're talking about the fact that Tony's model 13 armor can defeat Shulkie.

yeah this is somebody's fetish
mine.

I claimed She Hulk could easily tank a punch from the lunatic who literally ripped the Greek God of War in half.

I posted a picture of said claim.

I claimed She Hulk is in the 100+ class/immeasurable strength league.

I posted a link proving that fact.

Do you have a picture of Tony's Model 13 armor defeating the Big Green Porn Star?

I'll admit Stark beat her when she was only in the 50 ton Strength club. Now she's more than doubled that limit. Actually, that makes her pretty damned boring.

So? It's my fetish too. Always love to see the strong chicks tried and tried to resist…only to submit and just give in to her urges And no, not a fan of guro stuff.

Copies of Slott's comics are hard to get a hold of, however he did show in his run that she-hulk is no match for the model 13 armor.

2 things.

Google is your Friend. Do an Image search for She Hulk Vs. Iron Man. I'll wait.

The She Hulk violently confronted Iron Man after she found out Tony sent her cousin on an unwanted vacation.

This went badly for the Jade Giantess. Tony poked her with a needle full of Project Achilles nanites that turned her back into her pink non Mary Sue form. Tony had a mute button on her powers. She successfully sued him to have it removed from her system.

The Model 13 armor only gave a Tony a temporary advantage over the Stronger there is.

Hell, wasn't the Model 13 destroyed back in the 90's?

that was the MK 3 armor. Stark started work on the model 13 armor after the 90's

comicvine.gamespot.com/iron-man-armor/4055-50749/

"During its maiden run, the armor enabled Stark to hold his own in sustained physical combat with the Hulk. In subsequent battles with the Hulk, however, Stark has declined to utilize this armor, so it is unclear whether it is indeed capable of defeating the Hulk."

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"The Modular Armor was effectively destroyed by The Sentient Armor, a later and more sophisticated design."

Circa Iron Man (vol. 3) #15 (April 1999)

Tony no longer uses the Model 13 for the same reason Carol Danvers is no longer Binary.

OP versions of a Hero don't last very long. Unless you're a Hulk…

I like beatings, but yeah guro is too far for me

we're not talking about pornos here, this is a superhero thread, and really it's much hotter there when a "Stronk Independent Womyn" in tights is brought down to size by a super villain

she would count as a Mary Sue if:

1.She had a world breaker state like her cousin, and Betty.

2. she didn't keep getting depowered by people like patchwork, fixit, and the leader.

No. She had a pretty normal childhood with two loving parents.

Who needs a World Breaker status when you can lift 100+ tons? There are Cosmic entities that can not touch her.

Also, She's mopped the floor with Thor both times they've fought.

2. She Always gets her God Like powers back in record time.

A Mary Sue is a boring character that isn't challenged by it's author. Stark only beat Jenn to due to Slott's pulling Nanites out of his ample backside.

If she lost the healing factor & her strength went down to the 50-75 ton class, there would be a little more suspense to her brawls.

Eh..usually that's how it goes down. Stronk Womyn gets beaten up, brought down to size….and then the mind wanders….it's a problem, I know.

She's nowhere as strong as her cousin or Red hulk.

Every armor shellhead made after model 13 can drop shulkie. Wiz and Boomstick from screwattack can even back that info up.

1. She is still way ahead of 99.999999% of the entire Marvel Universe.

2. See the following:

marvel.com/comics/collection/29113/avengers_the_search_for_she-hulk_hardcover

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amazon.com/Avengers-Disassembled-Brian-Michael-Bendis/dp/078512294X

How well did Tony solo versus the Big Green Mary Sue?

It takes an entire team of A Listers to drop her.

Using a Bendis story as a source, what are you smoking? Any female character in a Bendis story is going to be unbeatable as well as put the O and P in "Oh Crap"

Yeah, rape, fine. But you're talking like they would enjoy being raped.

1. Iron Man beating She Hulk solo happened early in her time as a hero. Back when she could only lift 50 tons. Now she's more than twice as powerful & heals instantaneously. She's never threatened anymore.

2. Please post recent Marvel stories of She Hulk being defeated by Stark without the writer pulling some major BS out of his ass.

Project Achilles was the only thing keeping Tony from the scrap heap.

Marvel just hired a YA author, with a name that couldn't be anymore special snowflake, Rainbow Powell. Their writing is so bad that they are looking to YA authors.

They were already doing that

You're a bind nigger

this is the version of she-hulk we need to bring back.

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Scientifically accurate representation of what it looks like when she comes in your ass.

every 80's chick should come back

Time for another classic Shulkie moment

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like this?

is it worth it?

She ain't dumb, mate. She'd know what she's doing. Wouldn't stop you from aching, in the morning, though.

Hawkeye and ironman boinked her and they lived.

To be fair War machine's missiles are pretty powerful.

You call that 'THICC ?

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we're talking full on in heat snu-snu mode though

Then how come shell head and Hawkeye didn't have any broken bones?

because writers are perverted hacks

It was +4 vs. C Listers.

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I love how She-hulk looks in John Byrne's style.

His writing was her high water mark, as well.

Oh god Marvel needs to hire John Byrne back.

I would agree actually. Autism aside, at least the man could draw, and his She-Hulk was better than the Whore-Hulk Dan Slott was writing

they survived.

everything Dan Slott makes is a cringefest. look at what he did with Silver surfer.

Sounds like shes got some mental issues.

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I know right? Who wears underwear after sex?

Who wrote this? Slott, right? Does he not understand the difference between men and women?

user remember how many genders these people think there are, and then ask yourself that question again.

If it was Slott writing it would have been around 2005. Were they really all 'muh gender is a social construct' around 2005?

Is this the wrong thread to say I miss Red She-Hulk, and she deserved better?

Afraid so.

I hate to play Devil's Advocate, but Slott at least challenged Shulkie a little bit. Unlike Soules' verbose run & The current Sulk title.

All Slott did was set Shulkie up to be the unfun grey blob she is now.

I need to hire John Byrne

to draw me lewds

Did Byrne draw nudes of her? I know he did of many characters, plenty of x-men (though oddly no shadowcat)

That's probably because
A) She's a teenager
B) She's named after/based on someone he actually knew

Like THAT'd stop him.

yeah, and? people weren't so prudish then. the kid in Power Pack were shown naked all the time.
he probably just never posted them

Hey Byrne may be a lot of thing a pedo ain't one.

Uh… Would you like a list? I think I've done this three times here. Would one of you like to try this time?

It was inevitable that she'd become clay in the hands of a shrill, sex negative, man hating harpy.

Eventually, the blue hair dye will fade & Marvel will become a purveyor of good old fashioned sex & violence. We just have to wait.

I'm not that user but..can you give us the list?

FIIIINE. Let's see. 12 year old getting knocked up in Next Men. 12 year old Sue Storm drooling over college age Reed Richards (scene removed from reprints by Marvel). 15 year old Lois Lane cavity searched by Lex Luthor's prison bulldyke security guards, while he records it on VHS to fap to. Underage Lana Lang frenching old time travelling Superman.

That's just off the top of my head, I'm not a religious follower of J.B. (lol those initials just hit me), did I miss any?

How is this paedophilia? How is this any different from a 12 year old girl drooling over, say, Justin Timberlake?

I just thought it was weird because he was apparently obsessed with her, basing her off his real life waifu

I refuse to believe he never drew any lewds

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There's a difference in being lewd and being a pedo

There's also a difference between ink on a paper and a real girl.
Also, Kitty was always a teenager, so not really pedo

and thirdly, if you don't think most artists are degenerates, you know nothing

I hate what Dan Slot did to shulkie

it isn't real it still may be creepy (Otherwise what are we doing here?)

If you found drawn corpses attractive wouldn't that still be kinda odd?

She-hulk can't be all that strong if Beast and Wonderman can hold her down.

If I recall my Marvel Universe, 90's She-Hulk could bench 70 tons, and got stronger the madder she got. Wondy could bench 80, and Beast could bench 50.
So both of them could hold her back for a little while at least.

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That's exactly what I thought.

They have a YA writer on the America book and it sucks ass because of it.

This story takes place in 1989.

Jenn was still in the 50 ton range.

They have a bad YA writer on the book, doubledubsman, that's the important part. If they had someone like Diane Duane on it, though, it might be worth reading.

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't She-hulk have a speed advantage on her cousin as in she can run as fast as someone like Spider-man?

I believe you mean agility, the hulk can run 400 MPH

this is not like one of my japanese animes

depends on how fresh they are

Speed > Agility

She's lost to her cousin every time they've fought. She's never evaded or dodged him. And she's had plenty of Capt America/Gamora training.

So I doubt there is a measurable difference in their Dexterity/Speed/Reflexes.

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Didn't Spiderman and Deadpool out run the hulk?

Didn't expect Shulkie to be cute.

Bad edit. You can still see the breaks in the lines where they erased the swimsuit.

Here's some green cheesecake cut from the She-Hulk GN.

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They should make She-hulk break the forth wall again. She did it better than Deadpool.

Nah. Liked Deadpool better

tha FUCK!!!!?

fuck off

Came with the style. Not sure if it, or any of those 80s anime girl designs came first.

Maybe it was concurrent?

I swear to god

not bad
someone fix those swimsuit ends up

Honest question: I've read all of Daniel Way's Deadpool and I don't get why he's so hated on Holla Forums. Can you explain to me what's so bad about it?

He's hated because his run is mostly focused on memes and overdoing comedy compared to previous runs like Christopher Priests run where there was comedy and some serious stuff sprinkled in. Essentially Daniel Way's run is reddit personified. Though I did like Deadpool kills the marvel universe

all this lead to the casuals thinking deadpool is some meme spouting moron

that was shit but written by Bunn

I can't really follow, to be honest. I never felt that the comedy got out of hand, and I remember quite a few serious moments, especially towards the end. I have to say though, I've read the German version, and translation can be a big part of making a comic better or worse.
For example, the German version of Brian Posehn's run is absolutely atrocious and basically turns the comic into what you're complaining about cranked up to 11.

I know the serious bits, the rushed ending with the wheelchair woman right?

I never minded Duggan and Posehn's run.
The start was weak but I enjoyed it

I think this image may help you

Among other things, yes. There were other bits sprinkled throughout, like when he pondered his effective immortality, his relationship with his friends or when he lost his healing factor.

Pick one

and yet I'd argue Uncanny X-Force did all that and more with him

They sold the most when they were consistent…

It wasn't that often (unless you count early Jack)

more than that, and the clothes were drawn so skintight they may as well have been naked

wat

If that look didn't come from either, then it had to have come somewhere.

When Shulkie did it it was funny.

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Pick one

Relative to today's Ess Jay Dub preaching/writing, Bryne is the David Sedaris of writers.

she was great until the SJWs got to her.

Actually it was the casuals who took over writing and made her act like a sex-crazed meth-head tween celebutante.
Before nailing Tony Stark, Luke Cage, Juggernaut, and God knows who else, she had TWO romantic interests, Wyatt Wingfoot, who was her only sexual partner, Hercules, who she had only flirted with, and Steve Gerber added a geek who dumped her in college, and her original series had a friend who was crushing on her. That was IT, apart from the occasional supervillain who wanted to get into her pants, like Mole Man or Mahkismo or Set.
It was fucking placeholder journeyman hack writers who probably just saw the art or read the fanfic or Rule #34 and assumed, RIGHT, SHE'S THE BIG GREEN SLUT.

Did somebody say Hercules?

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Actually after her first solo series crashed & burned, she was stuck in Marvel Team ups. During that stint, she developed a crush on the Thing. That was the beginning of Sex Appeal being her real only selling point.

Hey, it's not like Stan Lee & David Anthony Craft gave her an interesting personality or a workable rogues gallery.

John Byrne was the best thing to happen to She-hulk. If it wasn't for him no one would know who she was.

He's just a guilty as everyone else, when it comes to making her the Big Green Porn Star we all know & mock.

Fuck me, years ago I remember buying so many cheap back issues of she-hulk for fap fuel, then the comic shop closed down

Depending on how fit she is in her normal form, the She-Hulk form gets stronger.

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So let me get this straight. In her own book she is a lawyer who never turns into She-Hulk, but in Hellcat she is She-Hulk and never does anything either. How does all this fit into continuity, or are the editorial staff at Marvel locked in the bathroom?

Her book takes place after Civil War 2 where she became an edgy bitch, while her appearences in Hellcat took place before that.

But considering Hellcat might as well be non-canon (certain anons claimed it was without any evidence, but I personally wouldn't be surprised if it was non-canon).

Look at what has been storytimed in this thread and you can see what actual comic fans like about she-hulk.

Marvel Comics! If you don't like the way a character is written, wait a year. Like amnesiacs, their past lives don't register.

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I don't know why, but that line cracked me up.

This was a really fun story.

Well it was a Steve Gerber story.

With Brian Hitch art!

Nobody ever talks about the Gerber/Hitch run on She-Hulk.
John Byrne erased it when he took over the book again, so none of it happened. Except Nosferata showed up in Marvel Comics Presents, so who knows.

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I'm gonna have to read Gerber's whole run. Thanks for posting this.

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This one is pretty funny.

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That was cute.