Happy Hanukkah from 23andMe!

Recently, the DNA testing company "23andMe" produced a video that displayed references to the chosen holiday and plastered it all over Youtube. This obviously arouses suspicion, as this indicates that they have at least some degree of jewry within the higher-ups in the company. If this stands true, then it is very likely that they ✡ALTER✡ the testing results of people who are completely white to display otherwise, magnetizing these victims away from their heritage.
TL;DR This event practically confirms our suspicions regarding this company, so never utilize their services.

Other urls found in this thread:

darkmoon.me/2014/they-are-not-like-us-by-jack-harper/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki
familytreedna.com/landing/jewish-ancestry.aspx
archive.is/xajcl
myheritage.com/management
myheritage.com/about-myheritage
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks
archive.is/DV5of
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Oy vey! Don't listen to these anti-semetic digits!

can confirm. No idea how I could have any Jewish DNA when nobody in my family tree was a Jew.

No, goyim! You are a brother and must defend Israel if you truly appreciate your heritage!

That is indeed odd.
I don't think I've ever ONCE seen a screenshot of some of their results that didn't have a small percentage of jew.

Silence! Don't you realize that you could possibly be part Jewish?
Here, if yeh buy one of our tests right now we'll give yeh a 10% discount!

I'm afraid to find out

Oh. Does that mean I can move to Israel and marry a large udder Israeli wymen?

:^)

Yes, goy, fetishize our women and create cute little yidlets. We promise you'll help the woyld, putz.

You could ask some of your distant parents on the next bar mitzvah.

Trips confirm 23andme is a jewish scam to make the goyim less anti-semitic.

No, no, no, no! Yeh got it wrong, see! Our tests just aren't that accurate! What are yehs, some sorta anti-semite?

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Post screenshot.

Isn't it crazy how everyone is 1% negro or Jewish? We truly remarkable one race, the human race. I 100% guarantee a DNA database isn't being created. And, if it was it wouldn't be used for Jewish nefarious purposes.

Don't forget that everyone is from Africa too, goy

Oy vey goy, thanks for admitting that you are part native american! Don't you hate how those whites killed yeh tribes!

But seriously, of course they're going to refuse to alter a portion of these tests to demolish any theories similar to this one. Especially when they receive the DNA of family members.

I think that it's great that us at 23andMe have proven that there is no such thing as racial purity! We really got those 15/99 people good!

Mine was fine

Since you don't include the identity of the person who gets the test (They literally get a tube of spit), the only way they know they're related is afterwards once you go online. And my wife's family didn't have any non-european DNA either

You apparently actually are. Disgusting.

If I wont believe it, then there's no reason to not post it.

user, please

um

oy vey give reparations

screenshot means nothing.

These are two tests from the same person. What in the hell?

You do realize that it's kinda pointless for an entire family to get tested right? Children are a combination of their parents DNA. Why did you give the kikes so much money to put you in a database? Alternatively, why is your trolling so terrible?

I don't think you understand how DNA works, user. It's not just about ancestry..

Oh, you're a poorfag. Gotcha.

user, even poorfags can do that too.
for free

Goddammit. I knew this was a thing. It lines up with what pastor Anderson shows, he gets DNA tested to show how everyone has Ashkenazi DNA if you trace far enough. I 100% agree that it is altered, and I have seen it shilled nonstop every time I turn on Talmud vision

you just figured this out? the CEO is the (now ex-) wife of google kike Sergey Brin.

If you want to give ancestry.com the benefit of the doubt (it was founded by ex google kikess IIRC, so you probably shouldn't), their methodology is apparently retarded. I've been told that the way they determine it is they compare your DNA to other supposedly "white" samples or "black" samples or whatever race and see how much of it is similar.

SILENCE, GOY! OUR TESTS ARE NEVAH INACCURATE! BIGOT!!!

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What indicates that 23andMe has Jews in the higher ups is the fact that one of the founders, Anne Wojcicki, is Jewish.

This reinforces my plea then.

Man I'm never fucking taking one of these tests.
If any of you have you're a damn fool.

Yes, user, you're not actually tainted, it's just the kikes lying to you.

Reminder that your DNA will be tested on the DOTR

THIS

Yeah, I was really confused by the results but when I ran it through multiple other tests online everything was looking like pic 2. Fucking ancestry.kike

wait fug, I meant that 23&me was founded by an ex google kikess. My bad. Ancestry.com was pic 2, correct?

If my parents don't have shitskin blood, I won't either. Why do I need to get tested?
;^)

Ancestry was pic 1. Pic 2 was a DNAland process, but was the consensus I reached through collective testing. Ancestry's genealogy service is fucky aswell. Apparently my grandfather's parents never existed, yet I can trace the other side of my family back to Prussia in the 1800s.

No, they changed it over a year ago.

No, you are a brother from another mother and you can't change that.

The only way to prove you're white now is to post your nipples.

Pink = white
Other = negro
:^)

To prove that your father isn't a cuck.

pic related is a kikess. Just take a look at that snout

Gravy user, you couldn't have found a clothed version?

I've seen that somewhere before…

the point was to show that pink nips are not always right

I took it, too. I got no Jewry because I'm not a Jew. You can't trust these things, anyways.
Even if you do get some Amerinidian, or Jew, or anything, there is a margin of error in their results. Go to the "conservative" versus "speculative" results, there is a huge discrepancy. Don't take it at face value ffs.

*white

fuck me my brain has shut off completely

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Mine did too after I got just one look at the bosoms. I have no bleach, my pain is more than I can bear.

I already notice that we are invading the comment section. If we get to majority dislikes, we're golden.

Your family is so degenerate you worry about that kind of shit? I was the spitting image of an uncle of mine, father's younger brother, until I was around 13. We still similar. I also know about genetic conditions I either have or am predisposed to because my family goes to doctors. I have no reason to give kikes money for DNA tests.
thinking an id change will fool anyone

wtf I'm going to die for Israel now

Really? The fact that most of their results claim juden and/or black ancestry didn't tip you off?

well I can't argue with that


oy vey don't you like big sagging udders on a beautiful middle aged chosen?


seriously though, that looks like some old Jewish mom decided to do porn for extra shekels on the side. The question is, who the fuck is watching that

Jews with mommy issues, which is to say probably all of them.

That's money's arms go down to it's fucking knees. She looks like patrick ewing.

And, I got Hitler dubs

The Jewish DNA results ( if geneticists were honest ) would put out figures of 60% to 80% neanderthal but they always call it Jewish.

They did not want people to know they're not human.

H'what?

source?

according to some, Ashkenazim are a European genetic group.

Just gazed at the video's Youtube page again.
They purchased their fucking views. Typical kikes.

darkmoon.me/2014/they-are-not-like-us-by-jack-harper/

Thank you for your input Satan. You are right an awful lot nowadays.

When I think about it, the best I can believe is that Jews are heavily mixed with Europeans. Ultimately they still come from the Middle East, so I can't quantify them as a European ethnic group. And that's speaking of the Ashkenazim. Sephardics and Mizrahis both look their magic carpet-flying cousins from Arabia.

I just looked up the google definition, and it says that an Ashkenazim is a jew from central or eastern Europe, which is a pretty vague answer. What is the Holla Forums approved definition of Ashkenazim?

How Jewish is this company?

I'm about to take the test myself and give them a saliva sample. Now my mother told me I have (((((()))))) ancestry on my maternal grandmother's side but her Geni tree is so ambiguous (i.e. her ancestors look very Jewwy yet their last names aren't Jewish but German) that I can't know for certain. Do you think 23andMe will exaggerate my yid results if I have any?

Nobody knows. It's all speculation at this point. Wouldn't put it past them though.

Ashkenazi kikes are descendents of Khazars, which is came from Eastern Europe. They basically got there once Romans let them roam freely in the Empire, after conquering Judea. Sephardics mostly stayed where Judea was located, and so are closer related to sandniggers.

Where do you think Indo-Europeans came from dunce?

Thule

Keep in mind that the so-called "Jewish race" is a 19th century invention, and most modern Jews actually descend from converted Khazars, Berbers, and Himyarites.

Sorry fam but if it says you're Jewish, you're probably Jewish.

-t. pic related

THANKS, DNA TESTERS!

This is great, though. You are now IMMUNIZED AGAINST ALL DANGERS! You can be as anti-kike as you want because you have ✡PROOF✡ that you ✡are✡ one!

Let's see that breakdown nigga

fixed that for you

So is DNAland the best company to do my DNA test with? I don't want to get scammed

Why don't you just check my file, NSAnon?

according to those numbers you are 100.1% of a person

oh shit I get it, you are a potato, the extra .1% is the additional chromosomes you have.

makes sense now

perkele vaikka

I've posted about this before but they m lie on results to make everyone either a nigger OR a kike. The higher % white someone is the more likely if they're male that he'll (((coincidentally))) also be a kike. The higher % white someone is the more likely if they're female that she'll (((coincidentally))) be brown.

Get in the oven kike scum

ok

Ashkenazis look like albino saudis

Where are the remaining 3.8% moshie?
Or is it jamal?

Here it is Shlomo

CONFIRMED JEWISH

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki

TELL EVERYONE TO STOP USING THEIR SERVICES IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

this isn't new knowledge.

Nice trips though

Are they even trying anymore?

(((hoffman)))

Married to pic related who works for (((google)))

then why the hell have we been using 23andme all the time?

It could be float point roundoff error.

not many other options

It's not like you have a lot of other options though, they all are Jewish owned. I was considering using family tree DNA, since they do both lineages in detail but it's yet another kike-owned service.

Complete and total abstinence is the only acceptable option. you fucking faggots.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I get it, but god dammit I want to know my genetic makeup. It's not like I don't already give shitloads of money to kikes through my job and taxes.

Because you want yourself indexed, labeled and herded.

The Jews claim they have debunked the Khazar theory. Any rebuttal to this claim?

(ha ha nice try satan)
They most likely got most of their views through embedding and very few people clicked and subsequently commented/rated.

Me too. 87% Finnish, 5% scandinavian and the rest is just general northern European and general European, but 0,1% Ashkenazi. Then again that is only with the "speculative" results. Standard and conservative results give me no Ashkenazi.

I spat in the tube before I was too redpilled and I now know that 23andme is somewhat tied to Google and has jewish leadership. However, 23andme allows you to download your DNA in data form, which can then be used on other services. Are there any good alternatives out there where I could "peer review" my results again?

Her name is Anne Wojcicki. She herself is a kike (Jewish mother, Polish father).

If you're going to do it, don't do it through 23andMe, user. They sell the test cheap, but that's because they're harvesting your data and want to amass the largest database possible. Then you become their product; they licensing your data to researchers for profit. It's all outlined in the their terms and conditions. If you want to have a test done, shop around for a company that won't sell your data. It might cost you more to do the test, but you won't be forever helping to fill some rat kike's coffers.

They're just trying to jew the jews.

You have no idea how many of them get DNA tests to prove their heritage. It's a big business for DNA testing labs, and they're just trying to bait them.

All websites do this: familytreedna.com/landing/jewish-ancestry.aspx

Also they give you the raw results, and many people crosstest on different services, and so far there has only been a handful errors, easily detected because they just didn't fit inside the rest of the results.

I don't think jews are trying to bullshit us with DNA tests. Yet.

archive.is/xajcl

From what we can trace my family is almost entirely Spanish, and probably leans on the Visigoth side because blonde hair is common.
Since they had to leave Cuba after (((Castro))) took over, there are no government records to fill in our family tree. DNA testing is pretty much our only option to tell where we're from in the long term. Does anyone have any recommendations on a non-poz'd genetic ancestry company?

I keep telling you faggots to stop sending your DNA over as they almost always inject some Ashkenazi and occasionally African into it, but you never fucking listen. Pride before common sense most of the time.

The best option for you is to keep your family records right now and encourage future generations to do the same. These DNA testing companies are not doing some voodoo magic to see who your ancestors were. They'll take your genotype and cross reference it with gathered sample data they have. For example, there used to be a tribe of Slavs in Germany - Sorbians. Let's say you come directly from them with some admixture. Since it is unlikely they have sample data for every ethnic population, they'll say you come from Poland with high probability (best case if their data is elaborate) or just give you general shit like "Slavic admixture: 80%". What's worse is that ashkenazi kikes permeated European royal courts in the medieval ages. With them being one of the samples in many of these DNA testing centers, this causes random pureblood anons to check as 2% ashkenazi or some shit like that. Whether they screw with results is also a good question to ask.

Funny that you should mention it. Look at this companys management:

myheritage.com/management


That's just counting the obvious ones. There are probably a bunch of cryptos in there too.

Here is from their about page

myheritage.com/about-myheritage

Coincidences aplenty.

I couldn't get webms small enough, but there are a bunch of youtube videos about that company, of course plugging the gorrillion meme in there as well as some teary eyed reunions with goys who supposedly were related yet look nothing alike.

Of course, everybody, except a chosen few with the right last names, ends up with a mish mash of DNA from everywhere to legitimize the "out of Africa" hoax.

This user got it right.

No. That shit was debunked long ago via genetic studies. Jews are Neanderthal/nonwhite Caucasian stabiliysed hybrid. They are of different species from white Caucasians.

From West Asia.

No. That theories were put into the goyim mind, because, you know, jews are just religious group, not Neanderthal non human species, now repeat that, good goy….

Where are those studies?

Last time I checked, not only (((jews))) aren't the same semitic jews as 2000 years ago, both also precisely have low neanderthal DNA.

Neanderthal DNA is mostly found among 100% Europeans and Asians.

Genetic archaelogy has debunked the khazar theory. European jews are ~60% "near easterners", 3-4% black african and the rest south european.

Well, when I took the test, it said I was 100% white european. (which is true)

Shalom, Pocahontas!

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I've read about that theory but the part about them having a high testosterone count doesn't look right. They're mostly weak, narrow-shouldered manlets.

They're also passive-aggressive to the core. Not something you'd expect from a high T-count tribe.

There was no supricion. It was always clear as day.

Daily reminder that genetic interpretation is a different beast than actual sequencing. 23andme isn't the most accurate for genealogical records, and that statistical errors can and do happen.

Think of it like artifacting. The sequenced data may be accurate, but the interpretation of that data could very easily include minor mistakes of less than a percent of erroneous heritage

the elites are seeking out and killing the 46&2s
do not give them your dna

this right here

Prolly got a little bit of Khazar blood into one of your Eastern European forebears before they converted, tbh fam.

Ashkenazis have only been jewish for what? 1400 years?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks

It's of course pure coincidence that all DNA tests done at 23AndMe for whites show at least a bit of kike DNA. They are forging your DNA results in order to push the lie "nobody is racially pure anymore". I certainly am, 100% pure Nordic.

don't send (((these people))) your dna. you will be put on the bad goyim list and ghosted.

The Jews Behind 23andMe and Family Tree DNA
archive.is/DV5of

All the DNA is probably being put into cryogenic storage. They can't have their propheciesed heathen laborers in the (((world to come))) after the (((Samson Option))) if they don't have any material to cast clones from.

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