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I always thought Peter should have had a threesome relationship with her and MJ.

One a loyal wife to make his children with, the other a buxom vixen to bang on a rooftop to get the stress out.

You forget, the Symbiote Saga established Peter was the Ultimate T-blocking Beta who is the source of all his failures, evident also by the good halfs of the Spock saga before Ghost Pete showed up.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Aunt May got whacked and peter is the fucking Alpha male.

A real Spiderman would have a goddanmed spider-harem, would have impaled Osbourne intentionally, whilst fucking Gwen Stacy on the Glider to Ritually uncuck himself, also filming a scoop porno to drive the Jackal mad with his balls annihilating Gwen, would have kept, maintained and cared for his situation equipment developed for one time -only scenarios, and would have the variety of webbing types available to him when he needed it, kind of like the PS1 vidyas.

Peter a fucking failure, and the suit could have forcibly given him the T he needed in his life, but he will ever be a weak mangina led around and controlled by women every step of his life with RadiAIDs jizz, blood, and powers.

You throw Peter in the Underdark and I guarantee he'd fuck up, opposed to Eddie with Venom uncucking the Dark Elves with what ammounts to batshit Drow Nuns worshipping Spider-Symbiote Jesus with Drow Symbitoes everywhere eating Illithid Brains in some kind of supreme Alien/Aberration Catholic Irony.

Yet another example of why mother figures are destructive.

Peter deserve it, he had a hard life

I like how Brock cucked Parker twice. Once with Mary Jane, and once with Felicia.

Like Kaine? Cause that almost all sounds like stuff Kaine would actually do.

Terrible and you know it. Marvel won't make Peter Parker grow up and have a family, he's a forever alone nerd who uses sarcasm to mask his lonesomeness betacuckoldry and terrible track record of having relationships, he got cucked multiple times, look at what Norman Osbourne did.

user that retarded shit really just proves that the editors were the ones cucking Pete all along.

I have to agree with

If Peter is supposed to be the everyman and everyman in this case is the nerdy comic book fan, then he had what we want: a person who loved him, starting a family, and growing up into an adult. It's a statement on how fucked up back assward marvel corporate is that they think rolling back forty years of character development and making Peter have a "will they or won't they" with a villainous whore - which will ultimately blow up in his face because it has to - is an improvement because "someone" didn't like Spider-Man getting married.

I'd love to know who that "someone" is while I'm at it, since I've never heard anyone say they didn't like Peter and MJ being a thing.

Quesada. You've never heard about how he projected shit about his mother dying and his wife divorcing him all over OMD?

I knew about Joe Q and his bullshit, but he and others have always said "people" and I want to know who those people are. Is it polling data? Did they have a bunch of normies in a room and have them read a comic? I'm almost 100% certain its just bullshit, but I want someone to cop to it.

I would be 100% satisfied with a brand new Amazing Spider-Man #1 that starts with a two page spread summarizing everything from One More Day to present and have the first panel of page 3 be Peter in bed waking up in a cold sweat next to a scantily clad Mary Jane bearing a sizeable baby bump. Panel 4 onwards, she wakes up and reassures him that their marriage is rock solid and Aunt May is still alive.

Then he gets dressed in a suit with The Suit underneath, kisses his wife goodbye, and leaves to go have the kind of wonderful adventures we love him for.

So in this universe One More Day never happened? Renew Your Vows kind of did this.

But user, that doesn't forward any SJW agenda.

It would be the same universe. All you have to do is let Dr Steven Strange, THE SORCERER SUPREME do his job and notice that Mephisto did something that changed a lot of other things. From there, you have a 3-4 part miniseries where Steven figures out what, when, and how it was done and reverses it with a combination of magic and cleverly worded deals.

Yes, a fever dream of an alternate reality - possibly as an insidious scheme by the eldritch abomination Nightmare.


Renew your vows has always felt like a half measure to me. I think the following conversation happened somewhere along the way:

That sounds pretty good.

But that would make sense.

But Marvel would never do something like… oh.

To be fair, there was a pretty sizable contingent at the time who were clamoring to have the marriage between Peter and MJ break down, mainly because of all the godawful stories that followed it, with maybe a few gems here and there, so Quesada wasn't completely wrong there. It's just that people were clamoring for them to get divorced, not…whatever the fuck OMD was.

That's why it amuses me when people say that the marriage was this wonderful, flawless thing, when in reality, prior to OMD, it was a pretty divisive issue, and continued to be so even post-OMD. The only thing that people universally agree on is that OMD was a horrible way to break them up, not on whether breaking them up in the first place was a good idea or not.

It's the same thing with Clark and Lois, where defenders of the marriage forget all the godawful stuff that came out of it, such as Lois being a jealous, neglectful psycho bitch half the time while Clark was a doormat.

I actually agree with you. Joey Q and company defended OMD by saying "young readers don't relate to spider man being married"… what, but they want to make deals with satan for cosmic abortions? There are probably many readers who either come from broken homes or are currently going through messy divorces and could empathize with a spider-man struggling with the same troubles they experience. It's a massively missed opportunity.

The thing that always struck me about OMD is that nobody should have been surprised. When someone's relative died of cancer they used their position in company to artificially force all characters - even ones that had smoked for decades - to magically stop because "we shouldn't be encouraging kids to smoke", but there wasn't to the best of my knowledge ever any character who suffered through withdrawal, through coughing up lung, or other suffering related to smoking.

The same thing has always gone on with Tony Stark and his supposed alcoholism. He's been drunk and that's "bad", but what about the shakes? Is his liver shot? If Marvel wants some realism then lets deal with some real shit and not this superficial Hollywood fuckery.

Funnily enough Mary-Jane is the only character I've seen deal with nicotine withdrawal, during the short time she smoked.
Wolvie had to give up smoking when his healing factor stopped working.

Their marriage had bad stories because Marvel is saturated by bad writers, not because Peter and Mary Jane were bad for each other.

Well yeah, but Marvel would never admit that. There are no bad characters, only bad writers.

Worse because unlike DC (who recently started limited submissions) and other venues who accept open subs, Marvel's official position is "Go to conventions, if we've heard of you then you deserve to be considered"

So even if you're a great artist, author, or creator, you can't do shit for marvel unless their cabal of fuckfaces is desperate.

I dunno. That's common excuse for why something sucked, but maybe it just sucked.

Mind you, I don't know much about Spider-Man, but blaming bad writers for everything seems a bit limited.

A comic has to be written, storyboarded, reviewed, rewritten, sketched, drawn, edited, redrawn, and receive editorial approval before it hits the shelves. Characters are just tools. Raw materials. If somebody's sculpture is shit, nobody says "Man, that marble is just awful", they lay blame exactly where it belongs: On the people who shaped it.

By your own metaphor it is imprecise to lay the blame only on the author. The creator who conceived of the idea, the writer who wrote it, the editor who screened it and sent it back for rewrites, the artists who framed it, inkers and colorists who worked with the draft, and the finishers are all ultimately responsible for the total failure of a story.

That being said, in military structures - especially naval - the captain is responsible for the ship. I don't lay my blame at the authors whose ideas were likely the victim of corporate meddling, I blame the editorial staff who ultimately sign off on and approve everything at each step.

JMS managed to make their marriage work. Fucking Michelinie managed to make their marriage work. 'Marvel's writers are just shit' is a valid explanation here

Seeing Flash be at the receiving end of flirting from Valkyrie now that he's been humbled was pretty cute

What is Felicia's current status in the Marvel comics? She is a crime boss, but what kind of crime is she committing? Dealing drugs? Smuggling guns? Identity theft on the Internet?

Nonspecific "crime" that generally adds up to scumming around and not being as good or interesting as the Kingpin - who himself has been pretty shit on of late.

On the contrary, having both felt like the optimal solution. Everyone gets what they want. It's way better than what DC did with New 52 Superman, for example.

I'll say it

Dick and Kory

They're adorable

agreed.
Another couple. Scarlet and Snake Eyes.

I'm ready to get hated on, but if it's true that the new DC animated movie universe really is pushing for Damien and Raven to be a couple I think they'd be great together and fun to watch the two of them. Definitely more interesting than Raven and Beast Boy.

Y'know, you say that, and at least in the context of those movies, it works to a degree

Damien is still far too unlikable for me to want Ray Ray to dive into that crazy

Kori*
But yea, definitely.

She just wanted Peter to stay safe

Yes, Dick and Kori are perfect for each other…curse you DC for breaking them up.

The often forgotten love interest for ol' Pete. It's always MJ(love MJ, don't get me wrong) or Gwen Stacy

It's so strange that during the height of the cartoon's popularity, they split them up.

And it's only recently they're sorta edging them back together with stuff like Judas Contract and (I'm assuming) this new Titans show.

As an aside, their daughter from Kingdom Come looks fuckin' bangin'…

Oh yes..Nightstar. Fuck, Xu'ffasch is a lucky bastard for getting to tap that ass..

Before Batgirl went full feminist, I always rooted for Dick and Babs, but now I don't know what to go for

I actually liked Ted and Babs…yes, Ted Kord.

Nightstar is cute

I see those two as siblings more than anything.

White Raven was great fun

Everyone wants Dick. I think his power is making everyone either want to be friends with him…or jump on his dick (pun intended)

if we count Liz Allen, not even Betty's the first.
But Liz initially only existed to give Peter the brush-off. Then she fell for him after some event (IIRC, it was when Doc Ock tore off his mask and everyone thought he was disguising himself as Spiderman to save Betty)

Betty was certainly an interesting point of conflict; the girl who loves him would be horrified if she found out what he does in his off hours. Then she fell for Ned Leeds for some ill-defined reason (still wasn't as bad as Carol Ferris running off to marry some random guy she had known for a week in Green Lantern).

The funny thing about Mary Jane is she was introduced as a conflict element long before even Gwen Stacy

I was reading old Titans and Devin Grayson make him come off as such a massive cunt

It's frustrating.

See, they always have that strong sexual tension, like all its gonna take is one fuck, and they are there.

DC in recent years has been keen to play on this, which is wise, as it draws the Nightwing crowd to Batgirl. Unfortunately, the Batgirl writer can't seem to get the fucking hint.

This but with Miles Morales. And it's all happening behind Peter's back.

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It was bound to happen eventually.

How long until Bendis tries to make it canon?

I went to the guys bio and he plans on making other ones

wow

W O W

Although it ended in borderline child abuse (poor Conor being only 5 years old at the time), and the fact that Miss Martian was a telepath that would poke into his minds to get him to like her and was just really acting out her human fetish on an impressionable 3 month year old at the start, who had very little understanding of relationships. These 2 have a soft spot in my heart.

Kryptonians according to DC are compatible with Humans. Why would he waste his time with Martians?

I imagine shape shifters are at the top of people you want to date. Considering you never really have to date anyone ever again.

Tell that to Garfield

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I'm just saying, he has a chance to continue his species, and make more Kryptonians.

But why do that when you can fuck a chick who can become whatever or whoever you want?

Well, fuck. I guess you can use the "Well they're just teenagers defense.

Wouldn't the female members know or put two and two together? Or the guys that were dating them? Is it getting cucked when they take the form of your girl?

Because Conor isn't Zod.

Even Kal-El wanted Kryptonians to continue to exist. Someone has to continue the Superman line.

He just wasn't willing to fuck his cousin for that pure-blood line, and now DC is going the Toei-route. Half-breeds are stronger than the pure strains.

No one would find out if it's all behind closed doors.

Is it getting cucked when it's an evil manifestation of yourself?

It's time for you to leave, Louis.

Connor is actually weaker than a full blooded kryptonian.

But you have to assume, and they had already seen her kiss him in Black Canary form

I'm speaking more about Jon-El, or Jonathon Kent, who was stated as being far stronger than a Kryptonian. Connor might just be weaker because he's young or an imperfect clone. If he had a child, genetics might sort themselves out.

That doesn't count though. Raven made that manifestation so she was technically masturbating.


Jon seems more attached to the superman legacy than a attached fascination with krypton and their society. Also lois was a minor meta, so we don't know the full story behind half breed genetics, and if they're stronger or not.

Hell, Connor is a human clone and genetically altered to be as a Kryptonian as humanly (pun not intended) as possible. He's a pseudo-Kryptonian.

I hadn't read Starfire before today

Every dude in that comic looks the same.

And it's pretty shit too.

I wonder if they served lasagna at the reception.

Dammit, I just fapped.

I would've liked that couple if not for season 2 where it turns out Ms. Martian is a mind rapist.

This. Season 2 really soured her character for me. It makes sense that it could happen in a relationship between a psychic and a nonpsychic, and I would have been fine if they just touched on the subject and moved on. Instead, they shoved her character neck deep in the rape juice and it stained all of season 1 as well as 2.

cuck

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truth.

I didn't think they would go that route with the possibility of mind rape. But I think they tried to emphasize the feeling of helplessness and vulnerability that Superboy feels.

Here's another thing though. She's biologically 49, but clearly has a thing for teenage boys. She's more a sexual predator in my opinion than an opportunistic mind rapist.

I'm just going to pretend that they secretly have a common ancestor

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. If anything, Jon should be weaker because of his diluted bloodline.

Oh well, not like I'm reading the Rebirth garbage.

My issue is that Megan never even came to see what she did as wrong. She only ever decided to stop fucking with minds after destroying Aqua Lad's and only then realizing that he was still on their side. She still never recognized mind raping Superboy as wrong, or mind crushing random aliens and putting them in comas, she only felt bad for mind crushing her friend who had done no wrong.

Batman/Zatanna was pretty nice. I'm still pissed DC erased their history so they could push him with Catwoman.


Superboy and Ms. Martian was creepy on multiple levels even before Season 2.

They do. It's Lex Luthor

I might not have hated Red Son if instead of a stable time loop it had segued into the main continuity where he lands in Kansas.

May sound plebby but the whole "the end is the beginning is the end" made me go whaaaa

Spikeynig already fugged SpiderGwen, what is worse than Norman Osborn.
Bendis eventually will make he fugg Mary Jane, Felicia, Spiderwoman and Aunt May

She's still alive?

Who knows…

It's the Toriyama mentality

Can and will, OP. Anyone who likes this pairing clearly never read the comics. I'll go through all his love interests.

Betty was emotionally unstable, and would break out into tears at mere mention of Spiderman. That relationship was doomed from the beginning.

Gwen was a compete bitch in the early comics. She was popular pretty girl, so she looked down on nerdy Peter Parker. She was always hot then cold with him. She could never make up her mind. Pic related is a good example and I can post more.

Later versions of her character are way better. Gwenpool is my favorite

Black Cat is a God damn Marysue. Nobody liked back then because she was so unbearable. She didn't love Peter Park, she had no interest in him at all, she loved the suit. She was too clingy, and never too her work as superhero seriously. When he broke up with, she dated Flash just to make him jealous. She even harassed the couple. She was a real cunt.

Mary Jane is and will always be best girl. Let get real folks, Peter Parker is a shitty boyfriend. But no matter how he wronged her, she would always be there for him.

Forgot images.

This so much.

In OP's defense, the relationship has always, in theory, presented itself as a more enticing one.

These fuckin' comic authors go out of their way to make all the side-chicks hotter than the love interest, and since superheroes are already pretty wish fulfillment, I think it's a lot of people projecting.

Like for most people, for example, they of course find the idea of Bruce Wayne flirting with dangerous Selina Kyle more interesting than mulling around with boring Vicki Vale.

People like the mysterious, different, and dangerous.

Black Canary did find out

okay, this one's like how Arisia is underage but she's actually like 4000 years old; she's still a teenager in space years.

That's still absolute bullshit. I don't care how slowly you develop, if they act this much like humans as they do, then their perception of time and their ability to learn isn't so impaired that they can't grow up as the same speed as normal humans.

various aspects made for interesting character development at the time but couldn't be retconned. Does that work for? Arisia was aged like that so that Hal wouldn't be dating a 13 year-old. Instead he's dating a space 13 year-old. Yeah, there's no way to make him not look like a pedophile on this one

Tbh, with everything I've seen of them, besides the mind controlled cuckoldry, I've got to throw Barda and Scott Free into this mix.

And she thought it was creepy. Good guy Green Arrow thought it was hilarious.

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Here is the best couple :^)

There's only room for one shitpost in this thread!

Western comics need more /ss/

I agree

They don't have the balls, despite Billy Batson being a potential /ss/ machine. The closest I think they got was with Tim Drake, who was both almost raped by someone from the League of Assassins and had Huntress feeling confusing pants feelings for him, despite being a teenage boy.

Both were brief and never mentioned again.

Cannonball had feelings for Psylocke. And Psylocke had feelings for Cannonball but didn't tell him. It was Cannonball, wasn't it? Or was is Warlocke?

Fucking lol. This people, I swear

No. Norman fucking the real Gwen Stacy is one of those ideas so horrible that I refuse to even acknowledge it as canon.

No bully the robins

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But they are perfect for the bully Also why are all the robins so perfect hnng

Because they are not cucks like you

Society that idolizes youth = cute side kicks

The best ship is Bruce Wayne and Black Haired Youths

ANOTHER CUCKQUEAN IN THE SHED

not even ironically

Purple Man is the hero of their story

The funny thing is Kori x Jason would make Redstar

That sends shivers up my spine

What about Bab's and Dick?

Dick and Babs are best couple yo

Double infinity dubs truth

tumblr pls

those are hydra dubs.

DC seems to disagree

that was so fucked

That was his fetish. DC has made it clear over and over again in the comics that Dick and Babs is the end result for the two.

Or if you wanna go for shitty writing, I can throw stuff out from Teen Titans Go! that supports me.

Also Bruce and Selina is already the thing. Since Batman/Superman it's been the thing.

As said, Bruce Timm if Warner was gonna let him continue with BTA, he was gonna show some more mature and dark shit, hell, he waste time and money putting his fanfiction shipping of Bruce x Barbara crap in The Killing Joke (which was shit)

I wish they were a couple

There truly is no family better than the Bat family. Flash family is decent second.

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Bat Family is definitely the closest.

Superman barely even talks to his cousin lol

kek, I remember he sent Connor to be raised by the old kents back in smallville rather than be with Connor himself.

That's not very Wally West…


Personally, I've never been for the Batcest. I see them too much as family members to start fucking each other.

Never knew he was conservative.


The more dysfunctional family I can think of are the Green Arrow family and the Deathstroke family.

That whole issue is hilarious because literally no one is talking about politics except him. He keeps bringing up how much Red Star is a commie and how they shouldn't trust him, and every just kinda wants him to shut up.

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wew

Hey, remember when Aqualad literally cucked Aquaman with Dolphin? That was some cold shit.

I'm 99% sure May is like, some kind of evil multiverse Ben killing power that feeds on Entropy because she's a queen spider and keeps her son her thrall which explains why peter enters an autistic fit everytime she get's hurt and immediately goes tryhard edgelord.

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Time to make some summer fruit pies.


Season 2 was an absolute piece of crap. Why people even want the show back after that mess is beyond me.

I guess it was because of that stinger at the end revealing Darkseid is planning something big for Earth.

Because shipperfags and unresolved plot points.


Yeah, but even that shit hardly seems worth wanting a revival. We all know that his plan is probably to just turn earth into another Apocalypse or enslave it or some other predictable evil shit.

If devil trips allow it, may YJ season 3 never happen.


sage for dubpost

PLEASE NO SEASON 3!

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Bit forced but alright ultra Satan

CONFIRMED

Normally, I wouldn't count these, but fuck it. Send season 3 to Hell.

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Anything is more interesting than Raven and Beast Boy being pushed by TTG. Hell even a Dick threesome with Star and Rae makes more sense. I don't care if it was pushed in the Comics, BB doesn't even make sense with Rae. Hell not even with Terra. Oddly enough BB and Star actually work since both are crude in some form.

Look, Damian was shit in the comics, and was even in the Son of the Bat movie a lot of the times. But a least in Teen Titan movies he is FINALLY becoming more bearable. DC keeps fucking Damian up and making him to much of a try hard faggot just like he was when he debut in the comics and went ape shit on Robin and team-killer within an issue or two. There are people saying "oh well he was raised by Ra's Al Ghul, it isn't surprising he is such a faggot".

NO YOU FUCKING GODDAMN NU52 NEWFAGS.

Ra's Al Ghul and Talia were never asshole douchebags. They were always very charismatic, extremely well mannered, polite, behaved regally, and had a sense of honor, code of ethos/ethics, and chivalry. And there was a reason for it, they carried themselves with culture and aire they wanted others to imitate or look up to if and when their plans succeeded. Where they diverged all the time from Batman, society, or the readers (at least back then before sjw's) were their commitment to kill a majority of humanity as they wanted a "reset" and save the planet from their views of ecosystem preservation.

There is absolutely no reason for Damian to be such a massive unbearable faggot because if anything his training would have made him act in a more debonaire manner. I'm amazed no one is calling out DC for also fucking ruining the Ra's Al Ghul and Talia characters.

In YJ, it's explained it's a common game for Martians couples to do, but since they have telepathy no one is misled. (Martians aren't extinct in the YJ universe)

That makes me miss Ibn al Xu'ffasch.

That was so kinky I'm surprised they actually got away with it.

There is a reason for Damian to be an unbearable little shit: He's a shitty author's pet. Ever since the halcyon days of Dick Tracy there has been a propensity for "super hero dads" with Dick Tracy Jr. being the quintessential example; a bite sized version of the main character that some corporate cockgoblin thinks kids want to project onto because they somehow didn't want to solve crimes and kick ass like Tracy to begin with. Then, in order to support this new cancer, they flanderize the character and make he or she an idiot so the new character can look good. The same thing happens with action girls like Margo Lane in The Shadow or Felicity Smoak in Arrow.

So Damien's creator cobbled together a better Robin (with hookers, and blackjack, and ninja skills) and a personality like Wesley Crusher in desperate need of a backhand forcing him into the bat canon.

Now the cancer is just there taking up space between Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Jason Todd going "I am thuh son of Batman!" like that makes him special, and since DC won't commit it to the dumpster fire where it belongs instead it's going to appear in movies and more books and cartoons until we've acclimated to it because we don't have any choice.

Of course they love each other, you hateful bigots. They're brother and sister. It's [current year]. What do you mean you don't fuck your sister, Cap? Get with the times. Incest is in.

Well that was after Aquaman (unwittingly) cuckqueaned Mera with Dolphin so it's kind of like karmic retribution.

I kind of like Damien from the standpoint that he's essentially the concept of Robin turned to its most absurd levels (younger than every previous Robin, given retarded levels of training, way more competent than he should be, almost as OP as Batgod), but otherwise I sympathize with the points that he's a shitty character that ruined the Al Ghuls.

I don't actually think all that many people want YJ back aside from the Tumblr contingent (unsurprising, since YJ basically became Tumblr: The Supehero Show in Season 2) and a handful of older fanboys/fangirls that didn't yet forget it. I run in some pretty hardcore comic-book-nerd-ish circles, and barely anyone seems excited for YJ.


I liked Black Cat. She seems like one of the few superhero love interests that is actually allowed to openly pine for her hero and being a friendly flirt instead of being all "I'm a stronk, independent womyn who don't need no man." like most other femme fatales.

The truly annoying part is that its an easy fix:
Have Damien truly get his ass kicked by someone who matters. Not a near thing, not a "held my own", not a "I would have gotten him if it hadn't been for powers/drugs/surprise", but a literal curb stomp. And, as it turns out, they have just the person to do it:

Have Ra's Al-Ghul curb stomp his shit.

>Damien: "I'm sorry Grandfather, but I can't let you do ."

In spirit of this thread, but in opposite form in which the white guy cucked the black guy.

Garth, Kaldur and Tula


I do in fact remember a scene where Connor and M'gan were dressed as a brother and sister, and started making out

Oh yeah that was the one where they were disguised as those two super powered hill billies.

Which begs the question as to why they even made out in public. You think they could've waited.

Holy shit don't mention Damien fighting…

Those fucking movies are BULLSHIT

MAYBE I can buy him giving Dick a run for his money, but there should be no reason he can beat up his own dad who has so many more years of experience and martial arts under his belt.


I guess when your only competition is a mute with mutton chops, Green Goblin, and Black Robotman, Dick would obviously be the center of affection

Yes..a way better son of Batman then Damian. He still runs Ra's Al Ghul's stuff yet works with his dad…and a fucking magnificent bastard to boot (Dude played Lex, Brainiac and Ra's like a fiddle)

Margo Lane? An action girl? Hah! (Well, at least her relations with Harry Vincent is at least a good story)

Action Girl in the sense that at the time of her creation "cub reporter who gets into danger" was seen as action oriented. Same thing goes for Vicki Vale and Lois Lame, both of whom are basically shit characters we can't seem to be rid of.

Well the battle was nearly over and they were going to win anyway.

Damian already got curbstomped several times in the comics, from Tim Drake and Jason Todd to his own fucking clone (and in the latter case, he died). It's like you guys have never read a comic with Damian in it.


Vicky Vale isn't that bad, though, she mostly just sticks to doing reporter stuff.

Lois Lane though, god-fucking-dammit, she's a fucking cancer on Superman stories. Bitch personality cranked up to 11 most of the time without compensation to make it bearable (i.e. super-hot like MJ), gets all sorts of competency upgrades (military brat, computer hacker, etc) while Superman gets downgraded to placate feminist shills, and rarely if ever gets punished for doing awful shit.

Come to think of it, that explains why feminists love her character so much.

And yet he also doesn't get _better_

I remember a given set of panels in Batman Inc where Bruce Wayne and Damian were futzing around with prototype androids of the sort Bruce Wayne would one day use for robot Bat-Men.While I completely understand that the tech junkies would use gamepads to control the robots, its just the dumbest shit to watch Bruce and Damian do real world fighting games but with robots while Bruce talks about important shit. It's entirely a scene to pander to the "kid demographic" because them kids sure like them vidya games. To me its just a mini perfect storm of people not knowing why comic readers are into comics and trying to be "hip" and "with it".

That's Damian's problem: He's fucking edgelord he might as well have a 90's catch phrase and a skateboard.

Every ounce of shapeshifted animal/creature semen use in magical rituals, plus how stupid far his power can stretch to would like a word with you.

Raven doesn't get Squirrel semen from just anywhere.

OK, now you're just looking for excuses to hate Damian. It has nothing to do with pandering to the "kid demographic" and is just a little bit of fun thrown in for the heck of it. Grant Morrison does it all the time, his entire run on Batman was all about bringing the zany and lighthearted stuff back to the comics.

I don't even like Damian that much, but you are practically forcing me to defend him with piss-poor reasons like that.

And quite frankly, I'll take Damian any day over Harper Row and Duke Thomas. Or Jason Todd whining about his death for the fiftieth time, or whatever the fuck Tim Drake's been turned into. Or what Batwoman, Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown have been made into by Tynion.

I thought he was retconned into being the OG leader of the titans instead of Dick.

Holy shit… yes. YES.

She isn't a human witch, she's a half demon spawn of Trigon who can innately cast magic at whim. BB is too cheerful personality wise, very much like Starfire. Honestly Raven's personality or interest in personal hygiene would make her incompatible with someone who can get abrasive with his need for attention all the time. It's like a goth chick banging an unattractive geeky Indian foreign exchange student. (in this case green, hairy, and prone to lick his asshole and crotch.)

t. Damien

You're not the only one…

Talk about destroying an amazing 90s - 00' property character. Goddamn I hate DC.

They actually could have done something interesting with it, if they had the balls to stick with it. Everyone assumed the relationship was based on Pietro's Daddy/Mommy issues, but it's repeatedly implied that the truth is, the relationship is for Wanda. That she barely holds onto sanity and keeps her massive, reality warping powers in check because of their relationship and Pietro knows it, so he more or less 'goes along with it', for everyone's sake.

It could have been very dark and compelling and complex, but they pussed out like a bitch, so it'll always be a throw away joke.


Speaking of pussing out like a bitch. Jesus, I don't think anyone had so much momentum killed and so much damage done to his character by New 52 as Tim Drake.

Huh, never thought about it like that.


I hated that design from the arkham games. Seriously, it was awful.

No it was great. You are just one of those fags or chicks that want long locks on everything even if it costs the character the ability to evolve and improve. For fuck's sake, I also grew up with Robin Vol. 3 with Chuck Dixon and Mike Weringo giving him a full head of awesome hair and bangs. However, Tim was getting nowhere in other media until finally Arkham City artists and developers decided to modernize him so that new fans who were mostly familiar with vidya would also like Tim Drake. Why? Because Tim was designed to be badass in Arkham City. And it worked spectacularly. Not sure if you remember this, but until Arkham City's Tim Drake, we were still being fed Dick Greyson as Robin for fuck's sake. There was only one damn instance in Batman:TAS in which they finally put in Dick.. who acted exactly like Jason fucking Todd.

Also, there was absolutely nothing wrong with him having a buzzcut in the darker more brutal setting. Besides hair grows goddamn it. His popular design attire also made a cameo in the new shit big budget movie Batman Vs Superman. I say this as someone who didn't much care for the smaller cape.

Also who knows, the character's explosive popularity because of his Arkham City design and presentation may have even directly effected the decision to finally throw him in season 2 of Young Justice even though Drake, SB, and Impulse founded the fucking team. Because in season 1, it was Dick Greyson again as Robin…. in Young Justice. Hell the only reason there is still hope for Drake now that DC comics went and killed Tim Drake and his books is because of how he was superbly handled and designed in Arkham City.

Fuck I meant *finally put in Dick as Nightwing and put in Tim as Robin*.

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I can't tell if you're doing some shitty bait or you are seriously a dumbass.

Refute it then.

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"Did you say rape?"

So how many capes or villains had a happy ending as a couple?

Very few.

Only Earth 2 Superman and Lois, and Batman and Selina so far. Superman and Lois are the only ones in the current main universe who ended up together.

Before Nu52, Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon almost married, but they cut that off because "muh status quo"!

Oh and a shit load of heroes in the Kingdom Come universe.

Comics are a never-ending melodrama parade, so rarely ever

Just pick a couple and go with it, continuity be damned.

Fuck off, Louis.

Absorbing Man and Titania? I don't follow current Marvel so I don't know.

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YOU RAPED SUPERBOY

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In fact, if he landed in Kansas as you proposed, he would have become Earth-two Superman, as Red Son Superman is Kal-L L of Luthor

In the Injustice comic Harley was flirting with Billy Batson, but nothing happened.

hnng

Harley/Billy forever.

Harley wants MARVELous dick

I've never understood why they keep pairing Black Canary with Green Arrow when she's so closely intertwined with Batman's world, and most of their interactions tend to treat Dinah like crap.

Billy is pure. He wouldn't touch that whore.

Who would he end up railing then?

Supergirl? My dick says Power Girl but she maybe be a little too much woman even for him.

/ss/ is a best

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Batman would overshadow her. Canary can only shine when she's paired with a liberal cuck like Ollie.

I'd be happier with Supergirl honestly. From my understanding, Earth-2 was consumed recently with Rebirth.

That and I want DC to not have Supergirl fuck a nigger.

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No, she wouldn't. Zatanna didn't get overshadowed, neither did Wonder Woman during that brief fling she had with Bats.

And that logic is faulty, since Green Arrow is already a popular character and would have the same effect on her as Batman supposedly would. Following it to its conclusion, you're saying we should pair up Canary with Dr. Mid-Nite, who is a "literally who?" next to her, plus they actually have a history.

Love the art on the second pic.

I would argue you have to worry when characters SPLIT from each other rather than stay together. That said, there's some truth to one being overshadowed by the other, mostly if the characters are handled poorly.

The problem is that Olie is so liberal he will end up fucking Speedy without Black Canary around as an easy lay.

dumbest couple ever. gets me pissed whenever I see it

Its only Bruce Timm who does that shit.

Everyone else hooks Babs up with Dick Grayson, as that is the only male who makes sense for her to get with. Or at least, that's the only male that she has actually connected with continuously through writing.

Dick Grayson, on the other hand, has had lots of bitches. Can't remember all of them, honestly. And he's been raped more times than a street walker.

Didn't save Powergirl before New52 from boning Mr.Terrific or whatever the fuck his name was

Hmmm well Billy Batson is like 14, and Nu52 Supergirl is like 16.

DC has done larger age gaps before lol. Quite honestly, I foresee Supergirl getting with someone like him. She doesn't have an existing relationship with anyone, other than Jimmy and he's a bit old for her now.

It only took one scene to turn him into a manwhore…


The difference from 14 to 16 isn't bad at all. Course, teenagers develop really fast mentally from 13 to 18. That said, from what I understand, Billy in Nu52 was acting older than his age anyway.

Nu52 Billy is an orphan and is in foster care. He's jaded a bit from it, and is a "bad" kid out of reputation, but is pure of heart.

Yeah I read the origin, I was just having trouble remembering.

He's sly, but yeah, he did what was right. I actually should go and read more Captain Marvel/Shazam! because I've always liked Billy's character as a concept, just never knew where to start.

Want a good Shazam story? Kingdom Come.

Superman may be the primary character, but the real hero at the end as Captain Marvel.

I actually finished reading that earlier lol

I loved that moment at the end, but goddamn, I need something explained to me…

What does Mar'i see in Ibn… I don't get it.

No clue. Nightstar could get better.

That said, you have to remember that was during the time of Nightwing/Kory, and they all assumed they would be married. But then, ya know, Raven happened, and then Dick fucked Babs the night before the wedding.

I do like how Superman ended up with a Wonder Woman who wasn't a complete bitch.

Oh I never thought about that. All 'The Kingdom' stuff came out after Come, so I guess they did retcon that wedding stuff.

God I can only imagine what an awful time it was to be a fan of the Titans.

Kory and Dick weren't bad, it's just, it was more lust and a lot of fucking than anything else.

She wasn't even mad that Dick went and fucked Babs the night before.

Either way Billy will be a victim of Statutory Rape.

Even the deadman of that series is awesome

Well of course she wouldn't

Considering your average comic book relationship is just 'getting together to fuck', at least Kori and Dick had struggles getting over their differences and accepting each other (though really, a lot of their issues would be fixed if they acted like fucking adults and communicated with each other).

Anyway my point is more that Titans were stuffed with bullshit in the 90s and a swerved wedding between two characters who are otherwise fine together was just icing on top of the shit.

At the very least I was happy to see them reconcile in New Titans Convergence.

Kingdom Come and Injustice both have the same starting point:The Joker kills Lois Lane, but the difference here is that Superman wasn't tricked into killing her and Lois was able to tell Clark to not seek revenge on the Joker before she died. Magog is the one killing the Joker

Superman chose exile and Wonder Woman is aiding into coming back as a hero and not as a Dictator.

I agree. Problem is that Bruce is rich and alpha as fuck. Bitches love the Bat cock. As stupid as it is, Barbra probably would open every orifice for Bruce and would shake her ass as much as possible around him. She would simply be a temporary fuck though and no different than a cum hanky.

lol you fags gossip like middle aged supernatural shippers

The girl who draws it appears to be a westaboo for Billy.

In truth he's probably the most likeable civilian persona of any hero with stiff competition from Barry Allen and Clark Kent.

Remember when they used to mean something?

At least Silverage Superman rode off into the sunset with Lois.

The eternal melodrama of comics is the real cockblock in a relationship

Kryptonians and humans look exactly alike, so its not that much of a stretch to say they're compatible.

I mean come on, "muh biology" was thrown out the door with Superman's inception, there's no sense pulling that shit now.

Well, by that logic, then the Young Gods of New Genesis do as well.

Except MJ has always been slutty whore, Remember when she was with Harry and kept flirting with literally every guy that she came across, often when Harry was present? It's no surprise that Harry became druggie. Actually since Harry becoming druggie led into Norman turning into GG, MJ is actually Osborn's supervillain origin and cucked Gwen from Peter by proxy. Genuinely impressive, MJ is actually unintentionally one of the Spidey's more effective villains judging by all of the shit she's done to him over the years. She even cucked Peter on the night before their wedding with Bruce (not!Wayne). Even arrived late to her own wedding with his sports car.

Checkout the old Todd McFarlane comics for the bridal cucking and old Ditko ones for general slutting if you do not believe me. Still the fact that Batman is canonically responsible for rejecting Spidey's application to Justice league and quite likely cucking him with his bride is hilarious.

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I was about to prove you wrong as I read the issue…

Actually yeah she is kinda an insensitive bitch.

"I love you and want to marry you!"
"Yeah that's great honey, I'm off on set to meet with Clark"

So I guess it could be either superman OR batman Cucking him.

Link to her work, please? That's just really adorable.

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This way you don't have to be spoonfed and I get to do something mildly productive for today.

Parker Luck ensures that its both. Only love interest of Peter's that has not been ruined yet is Sophia from Marvel Adventures.

I have nothing better to do, and that is actually some adorable art. Artist is Sii-Sen. Deviantart is sii-sen.deviantart.com/

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So wait, he was only two years younger than her?

What's the problem beyond 'He lied about his age to get into the JLA'?

At the time the JSA thought he was much older than her. He chose to end their relationship than reveal his real age to the JSA.

Why did they break up?

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Worst couple, TBH fam.

The Question is too much of an asexual weirdo to have a relationship with anyone, and that's the way he's best.

That was actually genuinely quite sad.

How old was Billy in this? older than ten, surely?

From the wiki, he was apparently 14 and Stargirl was 16

This type of stuff disappoints me. They could do some pretty intense relationship drama with Billy, but they just don't have the guts.

You've clearly never read The Question and only know him from Rorschach

A bit off tangent but I have to say I fucking love all the designs for Kingdom Come. Shame that we didn't see a lot more like Ted Kord's Beetle Armor etc…also shame that Booster isn't there in KC but was mentioned to have been the owner of Planet Krypton (and according to The Kingdom, regular Booster also have that particular restaurant)

She even got the Golden Age Billy's eyes right..fucking nice.

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