Can someone make a Return of the King edit that doesn't suck...

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Kerr 6 book edit is what you want

Probably but I'm not a purist I want the best film possible not just everything cut that isn't in the book even if it works

I'm making my own edit, I will do Peter Jackson and every one of you proud. I'm cutting some stupid shit though.

Why the goal to turn it into a taut, 90-minute thrill ride? When you marathon this shit once every 3 years, it's good to have a lot of extra screen detail & embellishment.
If you're going for better fidelity to the books then you'd need to cut scenes characterizing women and otherwise add a lot of stuff that got cut out, such as Tom Bombadil-o and Saruman taking over the Shire, Sam wearing the Ring, extend some of the camping/ walking shots, etc.

You wut m9

The Hobbit is a simple adventure book. Loved reading it when I was a kid.

I rewatched the trilogy not long ago and was surprised to not like it much. Too much heroes being invincible and killing 2 billion retarded foes without any effort, armor being totally irrelevant and CGI for major creatures inevitably dating the film.

Kill your self, my dude