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Towards one of the most spoiled Season Finales

S7 thread #32

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Previously:
>The first posts were wasted in an autistic exchange between Kingfag I Baratheon's loyalist Sir Ser Gifmaker Tully and a Drumpfsberg Greyjoy supporter over who is the Number One Maisiefaggot. The real losers here were the Order of Maesters of Holla Forums
>the maisiefaggots finally gave their shekels to (((apple))) and downloaded the episode of karaoke memepool. They deny any money was wasted
>STILL NO LEAK FUCK (((HBO)))
>Stop touching your noses please

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First for being in love with Maisie

First for tips fedora

He is bearable if you consider people like Emergency Autism

Next time His Grace Kingfag blesses us with a royal visit, I'll suggest a knighthood for this OP, he deserves a seat in /got/'s small council. How does Sir (Ser) Recap, Master of Threads, sound to you?

Threadly reminder Sir Gifmaker succumbed to vile Maisiegheist last night it got summoned because he criticized Cokepool Karaoke and we've done nothing to help him.

Rule 63 is degenerate kikery

Since every poster in a /GoT/ general is a Maester (isolated, lonely virgin with autism, who have intellectual discussions) I prefer the Tile of Archmaester Recap, Chronicler of /GoT/ Breads

Obviously, only the airdates remain questionable, they're happening without a doubt. Problem is (as far as I know) the hack in the hat said that they're all prequels to GoT, not spin-offs. Does /got/ consider this a good thing? Are we even interested in pre-GoT happenings based on Gurm's autismlore? Wouldn't sequel/spin-off OC be preferable? Come on, everyone would love to see some more Arya + Hound adventures

Everything is a degenerate kikery. That's how (((They))) rule over us

That's much better even, Archmaester Recap it is then :)

Does this mean we get links pertaining to chan disciplines?
Like a metal for shitposting, a metal or memeology, etc.

winteriscoming.net/2017/08/26/valar-morghulis-whos-most-likely-to-die-on-the-dragon-and-the-wolf/2/
Winteriscoming.net evaluating chances of 44 remaining characters to die in S7 finale, with Mountain leading the chart with 100% chance because he's already dead, get it? xD and CIA being runner-up with 75%. Salsa takes the bronze medal with 70%, at the other end of the spectrum there's Night King on spot #44 with 1%.
They screwed regarding Arya though, because she's both tenth (50%) and second to last, 43rd with 3%. Wtf?

(Check)
Well, we have a /got/ Archmaester now to decide that, don't we?

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Listen, m8.
I want an entire chain of shitposting links.
We'd probably use black iron of BLACKED/BLEACHED posting.

Oh joy

If the Wall falls on Eastwatch-by-the-Sea, Probably there won't be notable people of the Night Watch dying (Dolorous Edd for example), and the Mountain should die in the Cleganebowl. I bet CIA is the one to die.

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It will need all kinds of prevalent shitposting on Holla Forums to be catalogued and then we can rank them with chains

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I see you're starting the process to earn your Black Iron link.
Kudos, user.

Of course!

This Maester needs his arduous job to be recognized too

He should be Archmaester of History, obviously.

first for ideal cunnilingus height.

These archives were brought to you by Hand of the Kingfag though

Hand of the Kingfag a shit.
Become an Archmaester, boi.

Speaking of Cleganebowl, nothing of that sort happening on Sunday is indirectly confirmed by Hafþór Björnsson who more or less says he'd like to see it happening in S8
winteriscoming.net/2017/08/25/the-mountain-teases-cleganebowl-in-the-dragon-and-the-wolf/
Also, rank 'em /got/

Kek. Sophie said he's a good dancer at least, does that make up for the hobbit stature?

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It will be in the next season at best. The closest we can get is Sandor looking at his brother in the distance and that's it.

Nope, nothing can make up for manlet height.

Never, Kingfag a best! I swore fealty years ago in the cuckchan /got/ before exodus

1) Season One Gregor
2) Current Gregor
3) Season Two Gregor

/thread

First Gregor is best Gregor

Which GoT characters would these two represent?

BRAVO NOLAN

Kingfag a shit. It's pretty much settled.

You have a Dothraki WifeBeater and a Potato-Wight.

Greyworm and Theon

First Daario or second Daario: which one is less terrible?

The least terrible was the one who didn't fucked the Breaker of Chairs

First one

First Blue Darth Maul or Second Blue Darth Maul?

Kek. And which one are the good maesters of /got/ backing?

The Slovak one :)

YOU JUST KNOW

The Dothraki is fighting in his home terrain and hasn't lost in many years. He's heavily favored by the oddsmakers.

The Potato-Wight is younger but also not going to be able to use his full repetoire.

Ultimately the match is probably fixed, and in the grand tradition of modern boxing will eb decided by a controversial judge decision that leaves everyone pissed except the (((book makers))).

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I'd like to see you acting like a tough guy if His Grace was here

He's probably just sit around and do nothing like the beta he is.

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Still a manlet. No woman dare to date a man of her same height.

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Definitely first one.

You obviously weren't there when His Grace fought Filterfag in the great moderation war of 2015

Oooh man, I'm so intimidated.

:o

YOU
JUST
KNOW

Theon doesn't have as many potatoes down the front of his shorts. quite the opposite in face.

DELET

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Am I supposed to be impressed?

(Shush)
Trips DON'T confirm!

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Do they even have any siege equipment? How exactly were they planning to take King's Landing?

Dragons

B R A V O D & D

Alright then, honestly can't vouch for Sophie not taking the black at some point, but Maisie would never

Burning the whole city to the ground? Isn't that what they wanted to avoid?

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See, that's where you're wrong. She's a proud Bristol girl, and Britanons confirmed that ladies from that area are conservative in their choice of partners

Whatever helps you sleep at night, user.

Fam, How wrong you are. If Drumpsfberg were a nigger and living in the UK, she will be 'BLACKED almost instantaneously'

is that why maisie looks like that

Lmao

"Conservative in her choice of partners", read again Anons. All her boyfriends and flings :o were the same typology - tall, slender, slightly effeminate white guys. Doesn't mean she doesn't indulge in liberal pastimes like recreational substance abuse, but nothing sexual of the sort you weirdos are suggesting!

She's amaising

I did read it right, I didnt think you were calling her a conservative. She is a lefty and they are loose as fuck.

Is Eastwatch the comfiest of the castles along the Wall?

There's no evidence or even rumours of such behaviour though, unlike in Sophie's case where three quarters of Leamington Spa could tell spicy stories with her as the protagonist. Look at this body language here with some popular UK rap artist, does Maisie seem comfortable to you?

It's the typical anxiety a Britanistani has before being culturally enriched.

Loose lips sink ships.

Don't want to accuse Maisie of subconscious racism or something, but she does have a history of slightly leaning away in similar situations

Why are we talking about niggers? All the cuckoldry enthusiasts have the rest of Holla Forums to post in.

How progressive of you.

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Now I get it. That's why you think you have a chance

Those dubs don't lie, Maisiefag confirmed for weakling.
As if we needed repeating numerals to tell us that.

Because Anons are claiming Maisie is a coalburner, and such vile claims need to be weeded out immediately

I might have NTF's face, but also 185cm and 85kg, those are reasonably manly proportions.
It's rather obvious Mais prefers height to girth

Can you post a picture of maisie happy with a white guy? Maybe she's just always like that.

MANLETS GTFO

What are Elio and Linda doing these days?

Me on the left

Cuckoldry lifestyle I think I heard.

It looks like she's attempting to act in that scene.

Don't bully user, I'd still tower over Maisie. Bill - her second bf - is 179cm and look at the difference

What is he holding? Is he trying to feed her veggies? Is that why she is crying?

Heatstroke (2013) was one of her best performances… physically :) You should check it out

Maisie was captured by Peter Stormare and his henchmen in that scene, God knows what would they do to her if she wasn't rescued!

Is that why Gurm likes them so much?

Does anyone else feel like Nell's talent was underused by D&D?

I thought Eastwatch was supposed to be this fortified port where ships of the Night's Watch would patrol for Wildlings?


An entire series based on the Long Night I b et will be one spinoff. The other will be Ned and Robert's rebellion.

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What talent? Looking good?

Poleddit truly does nothing but project.

The Lord of Light confirmed for being a Jewish god in GoT.

She plays the piano too

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Not in the show apparently, unless there's a hidden port somewhere. But it looks gorgeous

You're supposed to admire her instrument skill, not the butt :I

Say no to Holla Forums in /got/
Say no to Holla Forums in /got/
Post you're waifu instead!

They just teleport along with their boats, no need for a port.

Shut up Jew.

Nah, Holla Forums is at least funny.

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Fat hack said it won't be rebellion, or Dunk and Egg. I believe that it was revealed (or at least implied) somewhere that one of projects is set in old Valyria before the doom
grrm.livejournal.com/536859.html

And I'm sure that if you dated a midget, you'd tower over it.
You're still a manlet.

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I hope Bran makes a cameo as a leering pervert watching some valyrians bang their sisters.

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That could probably work. The Long Night would also work. I want to see the Children of the Forest wage war against the First Men. Think about how much commie anti-white propaganda they can fit in.


pic 4 u.

I dont think they would do any prequels that would involve any of the actors from the show because they would be too expensive

NTF

NTF QUEEN

Again, Drumpfsberg is the the only and true Maisiefag

literally me

That's why you're a Maester

Bear your robes and chain with pride, user.
You're one of us. Knights of the mind, they say.
*Tips hood*

But what if the chains are an anchor to reality?

Then you should stop trying to be 2deep5u and actually get to your duties, scrub.

I had bad news:
I won't be able to create the Before #LIVE or the proper #LIVE thread tomorrow.
I have to go to my job, precisely this Sunday and I'm afraid I can't make it on time. So if any one of you will be creating the Before #LIVE or the #LIVE proper, here's what I'm collecting as part of the recap as far as this post If you want to use it
pastebin.com/sVkgB2BT

Have a happy season finale and with luck I will create the s7 post-finale bread, cheers.

So I just learned that tomorrow's episode is the season finale despite only being episode 7.

What the fuck? Why is this season ending 3 episodes early when every season up until now has had 10 episodes?

For the order of Holla Forums Maesters add a Waifu Posting link.

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t-thanks

Now get to work, user.
Don't you have some books to dust?

What duties?

Menial tasks, of course!
You're not fit yet for proper Maester work.

kek

Now now, user.
Someone has to prep the bull.
And tonight it's you.

But I AM the bull!

That's cute, user.

Get the fat Tully boipucci to do it.

Are we ever going to see Kinvara again?

They ran out of material.

Emilia and Kit cost too much per episode, so they're just shooting less episodes.

Tbh the only good thing about Maisie is that she gets us more pics of Sophie.
Maisie is a failed abortion

Are you pedo's still interested in Bran's boipussy?

Absolutely heretical

Where's Thoros of Myr?

what do you mean? the last two are both clearly white

Faith is eternal.
In Maisie, of courshe.

So that's what "strikethrough" means

I didnt know Thoros was a woman

It wasn't that bad as you thought it was

what else would it mean?

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what's your body fat percentage though?

I dunno, but nice trips

When GRRM confirmed there would be no Dunk and Egg series I lost all interest. Those books are the best books in ASOIAF just like the anthology books of The Witcher are the best Witcher books


I don't know about Leamington Spa. Do tell.

Have to go now

A last Maisie for the road

don't leave your maisies on the road, user.

put them in the trash where they belong.

Literally fetal alcohol syndrome.

Last episode is just going to beyond fucking terrible

I'm kind of excited to see the SS Khaleesi beach herself on the Island of Manlet.

You just know when they fuck she'll be on top (and I'm okay with that). Women on top is generally more erotic.

Allowing females to have rights was a mistake.

god dam i didnt know maisie was so fucking stacked

look at those knockers!!
she seems to be hiding them behind all her over-sized shirts

WHORE
H
O
R
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Threadly reminder Tyene is the best gril

how can she be best girl if she's dead from poison?

rip best tits.

Best tits (on earth) were the actress who played Sansa in Braavos.

She ain't dead, the poison takes days or weeks to act.
Bronn will save the snek.

Surprise. She is.

Robert's Rebellion series with lots of wink-at-the-audience references to the current series.

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Is Westeroes the size of Luxembourg or something?

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Westerous is like 4k miles long and 2k miles wide.


lulz

MAISIE IS SHIT

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They belong in my bottomless folder

Yeah, she was… Too bad that she lost all her fat

This season has been rather disappointing.

Just like your post

I honestly am pretty happy with it.


Is it overall illogical? Yes. Is it retarded? Yes. But it has been since season five started, and if we're honest GRRM is heading into this territory.

Wait a second, the new episode comes today, doesn't it? Where is everyone?

Don't fight for a janny. Don't fight for his boards. Don't fight for the big guys, don't fight for cunny, don't fight for bad pussi, because you won't get any. This is your general shipperfags and redditors mean to ruin. That's your meme theyre reposting. If they get in it will be your image they copy on tumblr. Your pasta they will steal, your waifu they'lll insult. Those are memelords knocking at our general.
Rally the banners!

The local community does that anyway

Going to gas station for a couple of Monsters for #LIVE fun, you /got/ lads want anything?

Brought you some sweets at least

I know, right? We're nearing the last S7 #LIVE in less than 4 hours and there's no one here, what's going on?

We're under Maisie's protection

Nobody gives a shit after last weeks disappointment

What happened exactly? Never had the pleasure to be Maisiehaunted myself ;_; Also how do we know it's really you, and not the Maisiegheist taking control of your body? Prove yourself!

Big guy :)

I always miss the conversations about buttfucking Queen Lardbutt or making fun of her fat donk or whatever u__u

That never stopped /got/ from sh*tposting furiously though

Will do, Archmaester

Quite high now after lazing around tbh, about 20% I guess. After couple of months of lifting and good diet I'm usually +2kg in muscle and down to 11-12% bf. Are you /fit/, user?

How is it worse than S5 or S6? Except being shorter, seven episodes just feel kind of unsatisfactory to me

He's gone even further with some of ADWD frankly

Proofs?

Holla Forums shill confirmed
saged and reported

You provide proofs each time you post, user.

It's a photo from S2-S3 period when she had quite a bust (like pic related), although I've never been sure whether that one in particular is genuine or a shop. Because Maisie had more of a waist back then too
She's alright now, her worst sticc days were about a year and half ago

is magestream kill or what?

Once again, provide evidence. Because she hardly fits the description, and actually is the exact opposite of some symptoms

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Great comeback

And what's stopping you from brightening our threads with some Sophies yourself? Don't have to rely on Maisiefriends to provide content :)

you're arguing with an Holla Forums shill
stop

*BTFOs you with beautiful Maisie pic evidence*

Never even been there, why would I shill it?

First for being never in love with Maisegoblin.

You're right user.
Only a mental degenerate would have so many posts of a deformed "woman"

Kinvara is jewish, rather obviously so in fact. Very seductive hebrew demon though

Doubt it, which naturally raises the question of her purpose in the first place

To establish that the Lord of Light is a multi-culti god. The Lord of Light is a foreign god like Danerys and her rape-u-gee horde are foreign invaders. It's probably punishment for not worshiping the 7 or their trees hard enough.

Your loss, but it's never too late to discover the path to Maisielove

3 HOURS

Shouldn't Holla Forums's surrogate character be the final boss against Dany's heathen invasion in that case?

Are the pedo's still after that guy's hole? Who is the final boss? The Night King?

GRRM ran out of material, so they're stealing from World of Warcraft now.

I'm afraid Bran's following has died out over the years. He doesn't look quite the same now, does he plus he's getting banged by Hodor IRL, that probably detered even the most dedicated Branfriends

:'(

The actors are really doing butt stuff together?

Hodor

I thought the actor who played Brandon was dating this q.t. in real life.

Reminder

She was supposedly dating the Tommen actor, but then it turned out he's a homosexual too when he was caught masturbing on webcam with his cousin male cousin
You don't want to see it
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5801237be22a8

`>>863212
Is every male in Britain gay?

Yes.

And all the women are into CFNM.

they look underage, like really underage

what time gmt is this on at?

There's Joe Dempsie as a saving grace at least

3am if you're in Germany/Italy/Belgium/France/Spain

2 HOURS 15 MINUTES

thanks

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I really, really like women

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RELEASE THE MAISIE

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We still haven't heard this line from trailer in the show, have we? Is it going to be part of scene where coke slag convinces Maisie to team up against CIA?

I miss Smirkfu.

Smirkfu a slut

Can't wait for some titty pics to confirm.
Limp fishes are the worst. :(

how shit is this episode going to be?

Wtf? Does anyone know what's that about?

who wants to bet he'll came out as trans in a year or so?

11am Aus EST, but I'm gonna have to wait a bit longer than that for a torrent

they're all shit, so average.

Bold prediction here - it's going to be gud

telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/game-thrones-season-8-final-series-tv/
U WOT

:( It's strange though, I'd expect her to be initiative and dominant in bed

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Do you think she would mind if I manspread?

I hope so. since it's my birthday.

I can actually see the resemblance. maisie's photobrush touch ups just aren't powerful enough.

Doesn't seem like she minds some spreading ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY user
What lovely year are you celebrating?
You can have some of Sir Gifmaker's birthday cake, there's still a bit left from last year

*click*

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>>>/kikebook/

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facebook is only shitposting a virtue signaling.

What's Twitter for then?

:I

You just know.

well, both are for shitposting and virtue signaling, everything is to get a form of attention.

This is one form of change I can get behind :^)

Really though, after all the other shit thats been changed this one triggers the right group

Spin-off confirmed to be about Bronn and the sneks!

Is it wrong to wanna fug Sophie in the ass because her buttocks is more clean then the va-jay-jay.

giv back quads, stupid me.

I kind of want to watch a sex vid of theirs tbh.

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Sophia's vagina seems noice tbqh famalam.

(Checked)

She's pretty lit eh?

How long is it to /got/?

Carlos!

Chicks that know they're hot (or think they're hot, in any case) generally aren't that good in bed. They probably think their hotness means they don't have to try as hard, or have as much enthusiasm. A respectable 7 is going to be better than giving head than a 10, ninety percent of the time. I've heard women say the same thing about big dicks. Guys with big dicks tend to just pound away as if size were everything, whereas guys who are more insecure will round out their techniques with oral and other skills.

My usual site for content acquisition seems to be having trouble. Any recommendations for a decent place to look?



#LIVE already prepared for finale sh*tposting, but kindly fill this one with 15 more posts before moving on :)
Also going back to gas station, anyone want something this time?

You should get some of those apple pies.

Emilia a fit, A FIT

lies, she is a fatass that is probably wanting manlets so she can dominate them.

Me on the left

is it fun to be in a pornographic picture?

Umm, where have his manlet abs disappeared?

in her obviously

Scriptwriters did excellent job tbh

kek

who's ready for the Jon & Dany have sex and fall in love so they're just like the Lannisters MUH GREY AREA NO HEROES ONLY VILLAINS bullshit then?

In honor of tonights episode I have made sure to take a lot of shits tonight. Sunset shall find me squatting in the bush pushing each stool even looser than the last, thirst growing as I pass each stool. The more I drink the more I shall shit, the more I shit the thirstier I shall become.
May the Lord of Scat fart in your face, for the toilet is brown and out of paper

yeah, grrum actually wrote this for some reason.

huh I guess shitposting has to go fast like sanic not like mario that fatass. also do anyone think dabid is a cuckold?

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He has a well documented scat fetish and incorporates it into his books. That 5minute montage of Sam shoveling shit wasn't put in for a joke.

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magestream.org should work

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she has more than one?