Report: People in red states super into cuckold porn

On Monday, the GOP released a fiscally and socially reactionary platform that defined porn as a “public health crisis” and conflated it with child porn and sex trafficking. Now porn is fighting back by outing Republicans as super into cuckold porn.

According to a report from the porn site xHamster (link NSFW), the two most viewed porn categories in our nation’s red states are currently “cuckold” and “mature.” Texas is particularly porn-hungry, consuming the second most of any state in the union. (Granted, it’s also one of the most populous.) The top categories in Texas are cuckold, ebony, and amateur.

For those not in the know, “cuckold” (or “cuck,” for short) refers to men — generally submissives — who are turned on by the idea of their wives cheating on them with other men. Many are into the humiliation aspect of it. There’s also a racial element to it much of the time, with virile black men being the preferred partners with whom white adultresses cuckold their white husbands. In recent times, it’s become a favored insult members of the Trump-loving “alt-right” hurl at conservatives who are less racist and xenophobic than they are. Example: “Jeb Bush speaks Mexican-ese with his ferner wife. What a cuck!”

Absent more detailed information, it’s hard to know if this report is further evidence moderate Republicans are cucks, an ironic comeuppance for the ones doing the cuck-calling, or some mixture of the two. One thing is certain: These people have some racial issues to work through, and they’re trying to do it by jerking off to cuck porn.

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and they are yellow fever autists as well

There's nothing wrong with yellow fever.

lmao, still salty over Hulkamania running wild over Denton's ass

Republicans are for the Jewish agenda themselves, so it hardly surprises me that they too would be cucked.

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please be my gf. I will let you use my blood for kinky rituals

I'm sorry, but it's a fact that Japan produces all the best porn.

It's better than AWWW YEAH FUCK MY ASS FUCK ME HARDER *camera zooms in on guys asshole* shit, but not by much

Y'all can fuck off, thanks

what do you look for in a guy satanchan?

Not all Japanese porn is like that, but yeah, Japanese girls squealing is like nails on a chalk board.

nice

I can guarantee I'm the man of your dreams. Just give me the chance.

fuck off she's mine

Not being a cuckold, so you're out of luck.

Stanchan, I can say with 99% certainty that no regular poster her is interested in cuckoldry whatsoever.

*here

race-fetishism is extremely racist

Don't you cuck guys though? Or do you just fuck random spirits in the woods?

holy shit I'd like to know how I can fuck spirits. Specifically, I'd like to know the dosages and shit.

Maybe so, but qt nubile Japanese girls are perfect.

That's a weird way to spell "qt brown girls"

Oh fuck. You reminded me that one time Satan poster was explaining that there was an Orgy Ritual in the woods she was planning/organazing or something.

I wonder what happened there.

You're a Communist, that's one of the requirements


If you're serious, this can be accomplished just by normal invocation of a demon/ess, and asking him or her for a sexual contract

Guess I never got the memo because cuckold stuff does nothing for me.

satanchan pls, how is it not completely obvious to you that no one here is interested in cuckoldry while the alt-right very obviously is since that's pretty much the majority of what they talk about?

I think you should lurk moar, just by lurking here all the misconceptions you have about us will be dispelled.

Also you gotta stop thinking that communists are angels out to kill your demon nazi pals. That's just completely absurd.

Yeah, we're obviously Hibernians out to kill both angels and demons to usher in an age of druidic magic.

this

Then you're probably a Jew who knows better. But in that case, you're pure evil, so there's no reason why I should try to debate with you.


Mmhmm, and all those far left sites such as Gawker and Huffington post totally dont encourage cuckoldry, and the media totally isn't demonizing homogenous society in favor of mixing races, but only the white race with other races for whatever reason (guess why). Nope, none of that is happening at ALL [/sarcasm]

And fuck you, your kind has ravaged worlds, attacked and desecrated our gods for centuries, and even now seeks to exterminate us to pave the way for a hive mind of slaves. I have every right to hate you.

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I'm Hibernian and we will kill your pathetic gods and you will be enslaved by the Hibernian Communist Druidic Council. We'd use you for breeding but your poor stock would taint the human race, so it's hard labor for you.

Okay well here's one misconception dispelled:
communists want nothing to do with liberals.
Liberals are the "left" that you described.

You see satanchan, we actually hate sites like gawker and huffington post too. They spread identity politics, which actual leftists hate.
Leftists are not interested in race, or nationality, or anything like that, we just want workers to own their own workplaces.

Why even use them for hard labor? Communism is going to bring us full automation anyways so we may as well just have them incinerated with all the other filthy sassenaches :^)

yo satanchan, you should pop in on #anarcho on rizon, let's get some misconceptions out of the way.

Because death is too good for the snowniggers.

I really enjoy Japanese porn for all the wacky scenarios they came up with. Really wacky stuff like magical devices that let you freeze time, a universe where it's socially acceptable to just start fucking random people on the street, incest gameshows. The only ones that really do that stuff in America is like Burning Angel or Brazzers. Burning Angel stuff is hard to fine and it gets boring because they're all a bunch of alt-chicks and hipsters. Brazzers stuff is lazily written, full of memes from Holla Forums, they use the same male models with average dicks and bimbos with huge fake tits. Europe had a really awesome porn scene in the late 90s and early 2000s but they now seem to be taking after the Americans. No more plot or interesting scenarios to get lost in anymore.

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I wish basic bitch liberals would go back to the website that caters to them rather than spamming huffpost shit here. Disagreeing with Holla Forums isn't the sole qualification for being a part of the board.

99% of people who identify as left wing use such publications, so I'm pretty sure they qualify as left, yes.


The fact that your board makes a point to slander the Irish proves your deeply triggering and problematic agenda, as with Darwin before you.

What the fuck is "female choice" and why is its popularity localized to the northwestern plains states?

Show us your tits.

I didn't realize you were a Mick Satan chan. I can't believe I wanted to fuck you. Disgusting. I can't wait for potato famine 2.0 to wipe you scum off this planet.

so excited lads, finally going to lose my virginity

No wonder she hates the Jews. Micks always deflecting from who's really pulling the strings.

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I 100% believe xHamster is straight up lying about these stats. I never thought I'd be accusing a porn site if politically motivated bias but here we are. The guys who run that place think they're sex positive feminists of something and are way into social justice and voting for Hillary Clinton.

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Saxon, actually, with a bit of Lombard mixed in somewhere.

Go away stupid idpol'er

You will not stop me from getting a Japanese waifu and spawning many qt hapa babies

I'vd got your demon lass right here fam queencatadulttoys.com/lilith-uterus-masturbator/
Be sure to heat her up in water first for the best experience.

We promise we'll convert to occult racialist satanism if you show us your boobs

pls ;_;

Sounds pretty vanilla to me. You're just a typical American mutt.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand dropped! You being a saxon means you probably have really thin ape like lips, a weird egg shaped head, no hips, and no ass. but you probably have C cups.

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No, I'm pretty sure that one pornhub map of single most common searched term by state/country had a couple of these states as things like "ebony" and "teen"
Puerto Rico was fucking "My Little Pony" in one of these, kill me now


My dad's mom was full-blood English and my dad's dad is a mystery especially since he's dead now. Point is I have a lot of English in me and I too have a weak posterior, thankfully I'm a guy though so it's not such a big deal and I have luscious lips and a normal head. I also suffer from Hispanic Penis Syndrome, mine is six inches give or take which isn't horrible or all that good.

Why do Americans have such shit taste?
Get some fucking taste

Bitch I'm more Irish than you will ever be. Now show us some pussy or ass.

I think the US average is 5.6 in so you should be fine. I'm 6.5 to 7 and in some cases it's been an issue because I tapped a cervix.

What did Holla Forums have to say about this?

CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK

Oh, yeah, how could I forget

You aren't doing it right tbh

Is this like when blacks in the south search for "ebony porn", this then implies that racist rednecks are sexually suppressed?

vice.com/en_ca/read/wilbert-cooper-vice-does-america-trump

"Unfortunately, I was also disenchanted by the undercurrent of racial hate that I saw from coast to coast. As a sort of baptism by fire, one of our first stops was an interracial cuckold porn shoot, where I saw the age-old stereotypes of black men as savage, sex-crazed beasts turned into XXX entertainment. As I watched a white actress and two hulking brothers dripping in baby oil get it on, the white director told me the film's target audience was mainly white southerners, a demographic whom he said actually begged his studio for more degradation and sexual minstrelsy. There's a kind of terrible logic to that: You'd only find those sorts of scenes sexy if you were fearful of and repulsed by black men, if you saw them not as people but as some kind of fierce, untamed taboo.

What was fascinating to me was how that piece of pornography was so steeped in plantation-era raceplay. The stereotype of black men as a sexual aggressors against white women was often used as one of the main excuses to subjugate blacks—it also obscures the actual history of rape in America slavery, once a routine practice in this country. How did we get so far from truth in our ideas about each other?

I thought a lot about the real and imagined history of slavery on my trip across the country. Time and time again, I came across distorted takes on its practice and ramifications, which have lead me to feel that even though more than 150 years have elapsed since the Civil War, the rot at the core of the American experiment remains. What distraught me the most was this sort of hate-filled nostalgia people I met seemed to have. They fetishized bygone eras that were defined by the brutalization and subjugation of my ancestors."


I'm not imploring you to click vice, just sourcing the quote

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pingo bitties show us your titties

That is racist though, just not in the traditional sense

What is racist about it? If I find a white girl with paleish skin, smaller features and short hair I find her equally attractive.

I can't help it that most western girls dont dress themselves attractively for my personal taste.