What were the best Seasons 1-3 episodes? What are your top 10?
Classic Spongebob Thread
Survival of the Dumbest
Chocolate with Nuts
No Weenies Allowed
The episode Patrick goes to School with Spongebob
These are my top five
It's Survival of the Idiots, not Survival of the Dumbest. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is… now, let's see…
Shanghaied is my favorite.
Don't do ellipses you fucking autistic faggot. This isn't tumblr.
Help Wanted, Rock Bottom, Arrgh! and Ripped Pants are my personal favorites.
Beep Boop Boo Boo Bap?
the only time someone gets called out for using ellipses is when they use them correctly
squirting the ketchup directly on the bun
The Camping episode
Chocolate With Nuts
In no particular order
on a side note, I can't get over how fucking quotable this show was. I haven't watched most of these episodes in years and I can still remember most of the iconic jokes.
squirting ketchup directly on the bun
Have you never watched fast food frycook's make a burger before?
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost is incredibly underrated.
"What are you two doing anyway?"
"We don't know."
"Spongebob are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?"
"No, just into this hole."
*ba dum ts*
Just one of those rare shows that gets better with age. If only it had ended with the movie. Now the bad outweighs the good.
These are all great episodes, but I can't help but bring up the first Christmas special, "Christmas Who?" Besides honestly being one of the best Christmas specials I've ever seen, even being downright heartwarming sometimes, I strongly believe it's one of the funniest episodes in the whole series. I don't think there was a single joke that failed to hit the mark. I kekked at it as a kid to the point of nearly wetting my pants, and I still sometimes feel that way rewatching it. That's the kind of comedic magic that can only be described as lightning in a bottle, if you ask me.
Top 10 but not in any order:
Chocolate with Nuts
No Free Rides
The Camping Episode
Dying for Pie
And they got this exploitable image
when will people admit that season 3 started showing the signs of decline, with more annoying stupid characters and overly grotesque gags (cleats in the eyes anyone?)
I agree, its like people who refuse to admit that season 7 of the Simpsons was the last good season just because season 8 and 9 had about a handful of memorable jokes or scenes between them that barely outweighed the declining material.
cleats in the eyes anyone
the cleats scene wasn't even that graphic at all. If modern SpongeBob had done that scene, his eyes would have been ripped out of his head and stuck on the spikes when he pulled the cleats out.
Getting triggered by the minor hint of gore that was cleats in the eyes
When season one had Spongebob's beating heart and ribcage visible in the strike episode as a gag
Mr. Enter, pls
That Strike episode (Squid on Strike) is Season 2.
Hell, Season 1 had I Was A Teenage Snail and Scaredy Pants for god's sake.
Squidward is class conscious AF
Why do they have to had Squid suffer?
Initially it was because it was mostly because of his own arrogance and self-inflicted pain.
Later on it was because the writers were hacks.
Those two episodes are completely unrelated.
"When your great grandchildren find your death will"
Yet it speaks volumes for his character.
liberal artist that hates his job as a cashier
Honestly, upon retrospect, he is the perfect culmination of everything loathed about "that guy". He's like the pre-modern to Wojak, adversary to SpongeBob, the self-satisfied frycook who takes life's struggles with greatness.
REMEMBER: NO EMPLOYEE WANTS TO BE A SQUIDWARD
You've got a point, user. He is pretty liberal. So much so that in Squid on Strike, he immediately decided to abandon his socialist rhetoric and beg Mr. Krabs for his job back just because he didn't want to potentially strike with Spongebob "forever". Only liberals are that cucktastically weak in ideology that they'll go straight back to bootlicking for Porky just so things can be more comfortable for them personally.
Yes, this is /leftypol/, everyone. And we hate liberals just as much as you do. They're apologists for capitalism, they're ridden to the core with identity politics, and they act like such fucking normalfags.
Halloween episodes have spooky stuff in them
well blow me down
Spongebob is fucking shit and I hate people who like it