Classic Spongebob Thread

John Johnson
John Johnson

What were the best Seasons 1-3 episodes? What are your top 10?

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Survival of the Dumbest
Chocolate with Nuts
Rock Bottom
No Weenies Allowed
The episode Patrick goes to School with Spongebob
These are my top five

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

It's Survival of the Idiots, not Survival of the Dumbest. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is… now, let's see…

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

Shanghaied is my favorite.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

Don't do ellipses you fucking autistic faggot. This isn't tumblr.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Help Wanted, Rock Bottom, Arrgh! and Ripped Pants are my personal favorites.

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

A RETARD

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

Beep Boop Boo Boo Bap?

Logan Phillips
Logan Phillips

the only time someone gets called out for using ellipses is when they use them correctly
squirting the ketchup directly on the bun

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Band Geeks
Wormy
Procrastination
Idiot Box
Prehibernation Week
Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
Missing Identity
The Camping episode
Chocolate With Nuts
The Bully

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

In no particular order
Bubblestand
Pizza Delivery
SB-129
Neptune’s Spatula
Something Smells
Patty Hype
Shanghaied
Band Geeks
Club SpongeBob
Wet Painters

on a side note, I can't get over how fucking quotable this show was. I haven't watched most of these episodes in years and I can still remember most of the iconic jokes.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

squirting ketchup directly on the bun
Have you never watched fast food frycook's make a burger before?

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost is incredibly underrated.

"What are you two doing anyway?"
"We don't know."

"Spongebob are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?"
"No, just into this hole."

The Ending

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

"Too hot"
"Too cold"
"Toulouse Lautrec"
*ba dum ts*

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

Just one of those rare shows that gets better with age. If only it had ended with the movie. Now the bad outweighs the good.

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

These are all great episodes, but I can't help but bring up the first Christmas special, "Christmas Who?" Besides honestly being one of the best Christmas specials I've ever seen, even being downright heartwarming sometimes, I strongly believe it's one of the funniest episodes in the whole series. I don't think there was a single joke that failed to hit the mark. I kekked at it as a kid to the point of nearly wetting my pants, and I still sometimes feel that way rewatching it. That's the kind of comedic magic that can only be described as lightning in a bottle, if you ask me.

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

Top 10 but not in any order:
Band Geeks
Chocolate with Nuts
No Free Rides
Idiot Box
The Camping Episode
Secret Box
Dying for Pie
Jellyfish Hunter
Graveyard Shift
Nasty Patty

Thomas James
Thomas James

And they got this exploitable image

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

hi Patchy

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

when will people admit that season 3 started showing the signs of decline, with more annoying stupid characters and overly grotesque gags (cleats in the eyes anyone?)

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

I agree, its like people who refuse to admit that season 7 of the Simpsons was the last good season just because season 8 and 9 had about a handful of memorable jokes or scenes between them that barely outweighed the declining material.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

cleats in the eyes anyone
Bodyguard please

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

the cleats scene wasn't even that graphic at all. If modern SpongeBob had done that scene, his eyes would have been ripped out of his head and stuck on the spikes when he pulled the cleats out.

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

Getting triggered by the minor hint of gore that was cleats in the eyes
When season one had Spongebob's beating heart and ribcage visible in the strike episode as a gag
Mr. Enter, pls

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

That Strike episode (Squid on Strike) is Season 2.

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Hell, Season 1 had I Was A Teenage Snail and Scaredy Pants for god's sake.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

Squidward is class conscious AF

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Why do they have to had Squid suffer?

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Initially it was because it was mostly because of his own arrogance and self-inflicted pain.

Later on it was because the writers were hacks.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Those two episodes are completely unrelated.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

"When your great grandchildren find your death will"

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

Yet it speaks volumes for his character.
liberal artist that hates his job as a cashier
Honestly, upon retrospect, he is the perfect culmination of everything loathed about "that guy". He's like the pre-modern to Wojak, adversary to SpongeBob, the self-satisfied frycook who takes life's struggles with greatness.

REMEMBER: NO EMPLOYEE WANTS TO BE A SQUIDWARD

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

You've got a point, user. He is pretty liberal. So much so that in Squid on Strike, he immediately decided to abandon his socialist rhetoric and beg Mr. Krabs for his job back just because he didn't want to potentially strike with Spongebob "forever". Only liberals are that cucktastically weak in ideology that they'll go straight back to bootlicking for Porky just so things can be more comfortable for them personally.

Yes, this is /leftypol/, everyone. And we hate liberals just as much as you do. They're apologists for capitalism, they're ridden to the core with identity politics, and they act like such fucking normalfags.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

Halloween episodes have spooky stuff in them

well blow me down

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

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Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Spongebob is fucking shit and I hate people who like it

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