CALLING GOOKANON!

On the upside it means the Thule Group probably exists.

he tends to hang out on the >>>Holla Forums gamergate thread

We're probably going to be vampire hunters then. They already tend to be German, so hey.

The FBI just openly shitposts among us these days

and people called me autistic when i told them that i would be a vampire hunter someday

We're boned, then

vampires are real, user.

Posting in what better damn well become an epic bread. WTF is this shit?

Vid related.

I'm glad it turned out this way. Reality is morphing into a German Folk Tale once again. It's pretty much exactly what happened when the 3rd Reich gained power, they likened a lot of their moral crusades and measures as extensions of German Culture. Likening pedo-killing to Vampire Hunting would be a good cultural association to make.
actual vampires would be furious we're associating them with pedos though

now thats something i can get behind.
kikes
kebab
pedos
we call DEUS VULT

They are called jews.

wew

please tell me you just made that up.
shit is like streight out of vampire the mascerade

Everybody here needs to read Carmilla by Le Fanu. Here's the most important quote:

I don't want to check these dubs because of the truth they hint at.

>archive.is/7NykR
Tumblrlink, post is 4 years old.

I made light, but I didn't say I disbelieved, user. Mahayana cosmology is a pretty big place, and it's got room for a lot more stuff than the stripped-bare Evangelical Christianity I was raised with.

ok shit is getting spooky

Hahahaha. Just like those Cammie fucks, am I right? Whoo.

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Korea has a very long history of Shamanism anons; every enlightenment period has seen their opposition since Silla.

It's like an unholy crossbreed of Scientology and Jehova's Witnesses.

Check this shit out.

did the jear of happenings reach its apex point today or something, first a new wave of terror attacks then 2 political assassinations to pressure putin into starting a war and now we find a fucking okult vampire conection?
fucks sake have the stars allighnt or something, will fucking chtulhu rise during the year of the fire cock?
the fuck did we meme?
i fucking love this!

There's no way off this ride is there?

Would you ever want to?

Kek seems to be encouraging literal witchhunts.

I'm ready.

Congrats, you found their mystery meat storage. Bon appétit.

RIGHT WING AUTO DE FÉ SQUADS

We Iscariot Division now boyos

kek dude
when we memed "make anime real",i dont think this was what we had in mind
still love it though

We Berserk now?

Get in, faggot. We're hunting witches.

Sometimes I think that anime became real but it's Berserk instead of magical girl moe anime #34567

Sometimes I think that anime became real but it's Berserk instead of magical girl moe anime #34567

What is this? Witch Trial Evidence for ants???

Yeah, and guess what? We are them.

Yeah, definitely Berserk.

Sick ID trips. Check this out:

Remember to only use Solar Magic, even if you go lefthanded.

Here's hoping for vampire lolis.

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Since it's Berserk if we get a waifu she'll most likely get raped into insanity by the anti-christ.

This timeline leaves me unable to even, some days

Second image UUUU

I think we're more an unholy crossbreed between Hellsing and Millennium.

I'm so conflicted.

over my squads dead bodys

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/07/peter-thiel-isn-t-the-first-to-think-young-people-s-blood-will-make-him-immortal.html
archive.is/UAlca
Peter Thiel wants to use the blood of kids to renew people through medically safe blood transfusions rather than ritual murder. Maybe there's good Vampires that don't murder and rape people/kids and instead get written consent and give monetary compensation to blood donors?

(checked)
camarilla confermed

S-spoopy dubs. Dance in the Vampire Bund is breddy güd, for those not in the know.

Well fuck. I hadn't considered that. It's possible. This is some weird free market fixing. Pay the kid's college through letting little Timmy donate blood when he was age 5-15.

Bloody Protestants.

Recent studies show that old mice are revived by young human plasma. This means it is probably the case that the plasma of young animals going to slaughter can be harvested for transfusion, meaning there is no need for young humans.

guess we have to just REMOVE the bad ones then?

Would it be bad for me to say that I'd be OK with this? Are we going to live in a (good) Castlevania now?

I mean… all those kids, user. When they were recruiting in the astral to incarnate on this planet and take on a bunch of dark wizards, I was thinking more red-and-purple pyrotechnics, and a little less cannibalism and child rape tbh fam. But now that I'm here…. I guess it can't be helped.

We'll probably be able to grow artificial bone marrow to just constantly create blood, rather than exsanguinating children for money.

If that's the case, the vampires wouldn't need ppl anymore.

why do i doupt that a group that rapes and tortures kids for fun will be statisfied with arteficial blood and marrow.

SAGE AND REPORT

Some faggot on /fringe/ was recruiting people to pledge allegiance to some group of astral succubi a few months ago but just about everyone told him to fuck off.
Basically start putting some points in magic and will, there's going to be events that check those stats soon.

the pleasure is in the hunt, not the meal after

Next you'll tell me we have offshore enclaves built to quarantine Vampires who are allowed to disguise it as a Macao-like Casino resort city and keep the income for themselves in return for not predating on humanity.

Elite cults sacrificing people and pizzagate is a conspiracy theory.

I knew I used STR and VIT as dump stats for something!

You're probably right user. I mean why would such (((people))) do something like that?

Same honestly, or anything that didn't involve Cannibalism and child rape and other unspeakable atrocities. If anything it makes me want to fight against these cultists who have forsaken their souls and lost their right to be called human/people. For now I can only hope that the victims are resting in peace and are no longer suffering.

jesus, no wonder why (((fate))) decided that i be incarnated to a mother who thought it'd be a good idea to let the docs get all of their vaccines at the same time when i was just born. they were trying to kill me and/or my soul before i even got a chance to do my job here!
or, ironically, it could be the very thing that got me and maybe some fellow anons over here. had i not been forced to be a shut-in, I probably would have been a normie.
so can we meme stands or at least hamon in to make beating the shit outta some blood-sucking vamps a lot easier? or is Kek pretty much already our stand?

All this korea shenanigans made me remember embed related. That's what I imagine every time someone mentions gook cultists. Makes my blod boil

My Mag is middling, but my Will is maxed.

Can you do us a solid and make a webm?

On the bright side, think of the service patch we'll be able to incorporate into our auras permanently.

Don't post Megumin. The wait is too painful.

I would if my country wasn't blocked

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ok

it's all coming together now

Most likely bodies of elderly and other members who died. Maybe even a few murdered.

What are the odds that this cult is tied to the 8 Goddesses?
I can't imagine the investigation would be shut down due to some cold feet and Children-of-the-Rice-Paddy vibes.

Since it's pretty heavy/long I uploaded it here after conversion withouth editing
https:// a.pomf.cat/lglyvp.mp4
should load after few tries
It's a scene from movie VHS2, also consider youtube proxies/unblockers for future censorship attempts, nothing easier

uuh

Current year+1 keeps on giving: I get to become my favorite novel protag now.

This

Das Wild in Fluren und Triften
Der Aar in Wolken und Lüften
Ist unser, und unser der Sieg!
I love CURRENT YEAR+1

Wut is this lad? Sauce?

FOR FUCKING SHAME

Two political assassinations? Did I miss one? Russian ambasador in Turkistan and _?

It's Weber's Der Freischütz. It's her favorite.

Don't anime shame me fam

Don't reddit space me fam.
myanimelist.net/anime/777/Hellsing_Ultimate

It's Hellsing. More specifically the OVA, Hellsing Ultimate, which is extra hardcore and well worth a watch if you happen to like Nazis, Vampires, or Nazi Vampires.

thanks fam I watched the other hellsing animu before

Fuck's sake. Wrong speech, and now I can only find it dubbed.

'HOL UP

myanimelist.net/anime/777/Hellsing_Ultimate
anime/777/Hellsing_Ultimate
777/Hellsing_Ultimate
777

Praise be to Kek, we were destined to watch this animu.

You can watch it but hands off muh waifu.

>implying Seras is not best waifu or character to be

>this

wrong

So you say! Uniform > three piece suit

Seras' outfit is the best though, except for Rip's swastika necklace.

Soon, user. Soon.

Here. Start with this one, and work your way to the end. Hellsing is one of only 3 Animus I can stand, the others are Berserk and LotGH respectively, as they contain little to no "kawaii desu'' garbage.

We do it for free. Nothing is above our paygrade.

Or beyond our reach.

Thanks, demiurge!

this

remember … Spirit Cooking ho Marina Abromovic is 70 years old and looks like she is maybe 40

Well if you dont pay a utility bill you can expect a visit.

Guys, there is actually a way. If we can meme a president into office, then we can meme something else that's needed, the waifu age.

Consider this scenario: If domestic catgirl is a real prospect, something that you can achive by earning it legit, there would be a huge influx of previously
disillusioned white men who now work their asses of because they got a reason to.

The potential improvements to society are massive, the feminist rage would be delicious, and normal women would realize they need to not be shit if they want a boyfriend,
ergo they would have a really good reason to not become feminists.

The tech for making this a reality is not nearly as far-fetched as some people would have you believe.

I don't want a catgirl, I want a 100 year old Nazi waifu that's personally torn communist to shreds.

How do you feel about yourself now, faggot?

user pol is basically the Ordo Hereticus and all we need now is to meme the Sisters of Battle into reality then we're complete

==RWDS== is our storm troopers

Dubs amazing brah

Wow really? Thats the best response you can come up with? Come on I thought you guys where better then that at least.

Obviously you design them to have the traits you want, just like humans have designed animals for millennia.
If we could use something as slow and random as breeding to design strong hourses that loves to pull heavy things around, countless different dog races that are well suited for different jobs (all of them loyal), and messenger pigeons, then we can use modern genetic engineering to do SO much more.

Making sure they a) Don't care about feminist ideals in the slightest, b) are loyal and c) enjoy being with you would be easy.

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Everytime I read about world controlling pedophile cultists in korea and america and britain I get a little scared

but then I remember there is a force made to directly combat this and we will rise again

That site water mark

I remember

Now we just need a right wing waifu squad and the memes are complete.

SOMEONE BROKE THE FUCKING MASQUERADE.

keep memeing and we will

Uh, that's exactly what happened in Berserk…

Shit, meant to reply to

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awesome nazi cyborg looses to half staved russen pesant with mosin nagant rifle

No shit, Sherlock.

My theory is the flat earth bs has some truth to it, and satan frozen within the earth and the entrance is somewhere in the south pole

Still hoping they'll contact me.
I want to be of some help to them.

If you pound a wooden stake into a pedo's heart, will he died?

it will be extremely painful

where is gookanon?

The final battle is cool as hell and gay as hell all at once.

It's 56 MB you dingdong, that's why it's hosted externally.

As for OP, seems unrelated to the political cults, this is a generic asian cult. Not sure why those fuckers have so many of those.

Oh damn, this anime has transcended Bible Black levels.

So, I understand Inquisition-Tier Christian rituals can dispel these acts of evil. Can esoteric-Nazi-occult rituals do the same? Can Meme magic exorcise the land?

All Holla Forums needs now is Hitler's brain

This is in korea.. imagine what cults there are in the west..

Could've sworn I saved the caps of the last threads. Can someone post the compilations of gookanon's posts?

>>>Holla Forums11521606
gookanon speaks. Apparently this is just an ordinary thing in Worst Korea.

Not that you can't be both, user. Reach for the stars!

Reminder that most vampire myths originally gave them weaknesses that basically boiled down to autistic tics (compulsive counting of spilled objects, inability to distinguish directions at street intersections).
Any battle between old-school vampires and hunters recruited off this board would literally end up just being an edgy glorified sperg-out fight.

turning them into vampire nazi waifus and together start removing kebab in the name of kek

Full article:

archive.is/H2M9i

english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/12/26/0200000000AEN20161226001052315.html

Gookanon here, honestly I can't fucking explain this either

Every time

Better not be true, better be a ruse.

Heretics can't even get their lies straight.

(che
cke
d)

Jesus Christ, how many heads are going on the chopping block by the end of this? How deep does the network go?