Electoral vote thread #3: Texas BBQ Edition

Trump's a big guy

2014 and not ashamed. Got red pilled by #GG & never looked back.

It was through Kek's power that Trump ascended. That was an early Trump meme from the autumn of 2015 which attempted to channel our then archaic form of meme magic.

Say it with me Holla Forums
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN

I just got here; are we at 270 yet or is it just really likely?

How /comfy/ are you right now laddies

I spent a lot of time on /tg/ too.
Good times.
Commissar-Kun never wrote that sci-fi trilogy he said he would.

it's basically certain

Welcome newfag. Remember…

YOURE HERE FOREVER

NO MAJORITY WTF

Rolling for the unquestionable superiority of dry rub BBQ

Trump needs 2 out of 38

So fucking comfy

WHY are there missing electors? i smell jews.

Even if Trump somehow loses all of those states, it'll be 268-266.

I ain't no lady, but I'm comfy. Sitting in my nice new office chair right now with some hot cocoa waiting till Trump wins enough electoral votes.

lad =/= lady

We already won, even if every pending vote went to Clinton she'd still have less than Trump.

What the fuck are they talking about? What Mann, what Bruce?!

...

wew lad

But that’s not how it works. If that was to happen, it goes to Congress, which picks Hillary.

Kek

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TEXAS! COME THE FUCK ON!

It's only nearly certain, not entirely.

It's 37 degrees out and I'm about to go Christmas shopping. I'm not that comfy.

Laddies = lads = boys.

Fucking steers and queers.

that's why I used basically

At this point, every single electoral voter in Texas could vote for Clinton instead and, thanks to the Powell and Eagle electors in Washington, she would end up at 266 instead of 270 and the House elects Trump.

It's just a formality now. A formality that's stretching out for several hours.

wew

Bretty damn /comfy/, user. Bretty damn comfy.

Feels good. Spent a little while on Holla Forums before getting sick of that garbage and sticking around in mostly /a/ and Holla Forums. /tg/ too back when I used to play DnD.

Thank you, Bruce.

Never went to halfchan, or as my home board calls it, niggertits.

Yeah, 7Chan oldfag reporting in. Anyone know who Hal Turner voted? I'd check Myspace, but we know what happened there. Oh, the lolz.

Can't Stump The Trump.

FL fag here. It was 88 today, sweating my balls off…

Texas takes its time to make damn sure everything's done right so it doesn't come back and bite them on the ass with lawsuits and demands for recounts.

I know, I can't stop watching until it's for certain certain. And even then I won't be satisfied until he's sworn in on 1/20/2017.

But how old are you?
Am I just old at 28 or some kinda retard?

the comfiest

Who's the blonde qt with the ribbon?

Don't put it past the GOPe traitors to pull something if it comes down to that. Not to say that there wouldn't be Civil War immediately after, but still.

...

Oh man, I haven't been there in ages. How bad is it now?

Just like each and every republican endorsed Trump before the elections, right?

A sign of things to come.

We really shouldn't relax until January 6th, which is when the Senate counts the votes. Joe Biden's senate.

Dun dalk abow my based Tejas lie dat again gringo

Texas has become so fucking pozzed because of all the illegals, and fags in austin. We really need to clean that place up.

26. 28 isn't that old.

What is happening in Texas…

...

That's good. He can indulge his natural cuck and install Emperor Trump.

Oh good.
I was worried I was surrounded by children

North FL here 44 with fireplace going.

Ted Cruz Strikes Back.

WHAT oh they're just electing a chairman, fuck.
Anyone have a current map so we can see another state push him past the mark and ignore Texas

I don't think there are any more, unless CA, NV, or HI flip.

270towin.com/live-2016-presidential-election-vote-of-electors/
Faithless electors in CA, NV, or HI (kek) could possibly give Trump 270 before TX

ty texas chan

they can choose whomever they want, if it went to the house. They could choose any Republican, even if they all hated Trump. They would NEVER choose a democrat

It's also that during the period between 12/19 and 1/6, any Elector's vote can be contested. If one Senator and one House Rep signs the form, an Elector's vote can be thrown out.

So, technically this isn't over until 1/6.

it ain't over until its over. stay vigilant and keep memeing

2 more to go

THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN

Ron Paul, my nigger.

Holy fucking shit, first day here?

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK THIS THREAD YOUR PRESIDENT WONT AMOUNT TO SHIT JUST LIKE HES NEVER AMOUNTED TO SHIT HE LOST ONE BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS IN HIS SHITTY CASINOS AND ALL OF HE MONEY CAME FROM HIS DADDY HES A FAILURE

Where the fuck does the time go.

You've gotta excuse them user, Texas has a shitskin infection

If faithless electors from CA put him over the combined salt would absolutely destroy their agriculture.

not to mention all the california cocksuckers that moved here because their states only has McJobs and rectal prolapse porn, or fluffers in porn.
oh and the nigger refugees from New Orleans.

It can be wrapped up in their one best board, /eh/.

I still visit from time to time, and nearly got a mod job for their /a/ board about a year or so ago. Yeah, me, a mod? Nothnx. Still a pretty chill place though.

Holy Shit Texas, just hurry this the fuck up

low-quality b8

...

(you)

I'm 30

Yeah, it's totally different when you get further down the peninsula. Fuck north Florida, I hate cold weather

Get out.

I hope more anti-hillary faithless electors come

Fuck you, Texas. Lazy blowhard motherfuckers need to pick up the goddamned pace. Do they think we like watching their legislators fidget and pick their noses?

Slow and steady.

THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN!

They're actually limited to the top 3 candidates for president and top 2 for vice president I believe.

>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/suicide/

...

...

Wrong:
youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8c2Cq-vpg
youtube.com/watch?v=qwJZGlC5lXM
youtube.com/watch?v=Vsbr8QMPLWY

Someone get this hothead out of here.

I guess this confirms it.

Trump won.

hillarious

27, '05 as well.

We are nourished by your sorrow. Just wait until the real fascist gets elected in 2024.

San antonio has nothing but latinos running it. It's a damn shame.

You deserve a reply on V-Day 2.0

...

Texas is full of faggots and they voted Cruz

Fuck Texas

Thx my fries needed a bit of salt.

What's her name?

Was mild in Fort Pierce. Where are you?

...

Current year + 1 hasn't been too kind to you Oliver

We gotta be sure, user.

North Texas here. It was below freezing yesterday, so I'm not complaining. Much.

It's not over until it's over. We must be ever-vigilant.

Beaurocracy.

Absolutely shameful post.
You should legitimately feel bad for spreading that retardation here.

Holy Airwolf! What a time to be alive

7chan was always shit. Like on the day 4chan, Reddit, and Wikipedia were protesting SOPA with a blackout, 7chan shut down their site temporarily because "4chan is being stupid" and then put up a blog post about how SOPA was inevitable and they were going to bend over backwards to suck the cocks of the government.

You're in a better place now user.

Let it go, faggot.

Of course, we have to be sure. Jewish tricks…

Hi learningkike. Why you didn't posted a Rachel Maddow pic this time?

Dammit Texas-chan, come on!
I can't keep edging forever

A TIE AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK

>270towin.com/live-2016-presidential-election-vote-of-electors/

inb4 19-19

I would seriously laugh out loud.

Honestly what (((they))) are trying to do is make it look like they have more support than they actually do. If they lose by too much, it would be too obvious that they have no support.

Molasses negro should be memeable

Melbourne.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.(user was trying to shitpost ironically. Sad!)

I don't get it.

That's a big nigger.

i thought CTR employees stopped posting

Please go back to half-chan.
Thanks.

I love watching people not from Texas try to wrap their tiny little minds around Texas politics.

Texans are voting for something that doesn't matter and they've gotten down to the last two possible candidates

Link to the live voting map?

Is it almost time for Sprune to get BTFO?

I was just about to say that…

Wrong timeline, cuck. You want the Berenstain Bears universe next door.

low energy effort

There are at least three of us here. Wonderful.

...

Pic related.

270towin.com/live-2016-presidential-election-vote-of-electors/

I don't have any bait pics so have a displeased rabbit.

They're electing the chairperson, I think.

Eh?

DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN

274-160 WE DID IT BOISSSSSS

I wish they would kick the fucking chair already.

he only needs 2 more electors, uh oh, hillshills on suicide watch

Why does that chairman have tits?

FINALLY

...

Shills being paid to post Holla Forums top comedy.

Ain't rach, look at the file name.

First Cruz, now this. I'm half expecting them to go rogue on trump now.

THIS JUST IN, KASICH WINS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE

You're damn right we did it.

Do you feel in charge?

It’s a picture of the dyke. It’s the dyke. No one else posts those pictures.

they know the entire country is watching so they're milking it for all its worth. fucking cunts.

LOL Texas is the cuckservative capital of the world. Watch them pledge to Cruz or better yet Kashich.
oh Jeeze oh golly

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How hurt is your ass rn (right now)?

that's more than a typical daily posterbase on 7 chan :3

it shouldn't come as a surprise. Texas has been a puppet state for nearly 50 years now that is only allowed to continue existing as a template the elite want every southern state to emulate.

Kick and scream all you want, SJWs. The days of the US government assisting you on your march towards your delusional Marxist utopia are over. You should also enjoy political correctness while you can. Something tells me that it's not going to be long lived from here.

Dubs confirm it. Texas-user here, why did it have to be this way?

FUCKING TEXAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN

idk whats worse, that this is real, or that they thought it would work

s-s-say it with me, m-m-madam president

HIIIIIIIIIIIIGhLY QUALIFIED

Fuck you Texas

STILL NO 270 HAHA DRUMPFKINS TEXAS CARES TOO MICH ABOUT THIS COJNTRY TO LET DICKALD DRUMPFKIN THE DICKTATOR TAKE OVER IT CRY MORE HAHAHAHAHA

i'm 31. been a regular poster on 4chan/Holla Forums since 07. kinda sorta lurked since 05/06

We're already there.
Even if Hillary got the last 106 electorial votes, Trump would have her beat by 2 points.

Thanks to 4 electorial votes going to someone else, there is nothing else she can do. We've won.

An acne-faced sperg who gets fucked in the ass by niggers.

FUCKING VOTE ALREADY TEXAS

i cant wait for your california state to have two electors for Trump

I still remember the wordfilters on talk like a pirate day, and the laugh track on 9/11. Sometimes it's fun to strawberry up a place.
Airwolf yeah!

You stop that.

I've watched that webm more than a dozen times and I still haven't gotten tired of winning.

top three in electoral votes. Since the 3rd is 0 they can choose anyone or is that not correct?

0/10 a real liberal sperging out on this board looks much more pathetic.

That’s literally not how anything works, you cocksucking faggot.

not a dyke….a tranny

...

NO MORE STALLING.
ITS TIME, CHILDREN

Can someone hug me… (spoiler for realz) Reuenthal has fallen

your tears are getting me hard, user

FUCK TEXAS!

FUCK YOUR DUBS. TEXAS IS HERE TO SAVE AMERICA

waiting for you to neck yourself

...

He got global reported and filtered the first time he sperged.

THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN!

WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS ABOUT TEXAS?

Texas is going to 'save" america from being able to celebrate early.

filtered for being a faggot

I'm an originalfag, started browsing when I was really underage

*DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN DROWN YOURSELF IN SEMEN*

Last I checked, that's only for CP and they can hardly even use that broken system anyway. Make a real report.

...

Hurry up nobody cares about you

Doesn't matter how much he beats her by. If he doesn't get 270, he's not President. If it came down to 269-267, then Congress would have to step in and decide the matter.

Keep that in mind for your next election: The Electorate is not a "most wins" system.

REMINDER THAT TEXAS WENT FOR CRUZ IN THE PRIMARIES!
FUCK TEXAS!
CUCKSTIAN CUCKSERVATIVE CENTRAL.

HERE WE GO!

They're having one last go at it for nostalgia's sake.

Brock is letting them have this one last favor before they're all disposed of as collateral.

WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BALLOTS, MOLASSES NIGGER?

...

TEXAS VOTING LADS

riiiight….

So the 4 unfaithful delegates were all against Hillary Clinton?

...

BALLOTS NOT IN PACKET
WOMAN CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

FUCKING TEXAS HURRY UP!!!!!!

Oh, well regualr reported then (still filtered.)

Cut it out now, or I post endless pica of jewesses and jewish kids being raped and beaten in Eastern European pogroms. Like I always do. You know you run when I post those pics. Every time.

Or you could just stop now, and retain some of your dignity.

HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU FAT CUCKS

B-but, that's just wrong you faggot.
D:<
leld tbh.
:^)

>>>/suicide/
Why the fuck are you outside of Holla Forums?

Yes. They were other in a blue state, meaning Hillary lost 4.

Texas is literally Russia, it's unconstitutional to count their votes, oy vey.

Don't mess with Texas

They'll put you to sleep

See .
Won't warn you again.

The salty shills ITT are amazing. Do you actually think you have a chance of winning?

TX elector here. They just handed out ballots. Who should I vote for Holla Forums?

TEXAS GIVE US YOUR POWER

Pepe

okay this is bait

Jeb Bush

Jeb

Maybe they are just waiting it out to be the last state that votes. Texans are known to take their time even for the most menial of tasks.

Vermin Supreme.

Yeah. They were from Washington state. Three went to Colin Powell, and one went to Faith Spotted Eagle.

Just pull the trigger, user.

Donald J. Trump.

Cruz

sam hyde

Sam Hyde

Trump you fucking mongoloid.

if youre real write in harambe you meme loving faggot

FUCK YOU TEXAS YOU LAZY SLOW FAGGOTS I HATE YOU NIGGERS!!!!!

Goku

Trump, natch.

When do we hear from buttsexas

Texas used to be its own nation. There's a lot of systems in place from the days of the Republic. Things don't work in Texas the way they do in the rest of the US.

GUAC MAN

Sam Hyde

So are the non cucked ones Kekservatives?

SAM HYDE

Me.

This pic too needs to MAGA pls someone.

You must vote for Cruz. America needs a true conservative at the helm.

If you don't vote Trump I will neck you personally

TAKE MY ENERGY TRUMP

Vote for Adolf Hitler

Write in Adolf, and nothing more.

HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

Jeb!

...

It’s a dyke.

Bernie Sanders, he can still win this!

...

...

Wait, why wouldn't you do this in every single thread regardless of who does or doesn't post?

...

It's impossible for Hillary to get 270 now. The only hope they have is someone to use a brainwashing ray on all of the Texas electors, and the U.S. House of Representatives.

I like that term. Yes, I am a Kekservative!
Praise Kek!

Do it faggot.

vote for hitler.

Not all threads have cancer that needs chemo.

So they need Yuri then?

So Sanders can still win then?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who said he wouldn’t?

FUCKING SHITPOSTERS

FUCKING SHITPOSTERS

checked for supreme energy

Kek for President 2016.

This
"literally Hitler"

VOTE FOR HITLER, GET THE LIBERALS BOOTYBLASTED WHEN THE NEWS REPORTS ON IT.

Madam President
has a better cance of getting elected than hitlary :^)

Nearly there niggers

Is there live feed of Maddow somewhere we can watch her break all over again?

...

They voted for Vladimir Putin as Governor I heard.

...

She can still get 270 if sometime between today and January 6th, some Elector votes are tossed out. It can happen. Do not relax.

TAKE MY ENERGY TRUMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

Why are they all smirking in the Houston ballet room!? Something is up.

Would you be kind enough to share them so we can all chemo threads?

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

If dubs she will be dead by then.

RUSSIA HACKED THE BALLOT BOX RECOUNT NEEDED

Chemo? Pics of kikes getting pogromed are dessert.

drip cunt

FUCKING CHECKED

Alright, voted for Hitler for president and Jeb as vice. Now we'll see if they rig it or not.

Harris County voted Clinton in the General.

Problem solved!

The Periscope stream is potato.

Anybody have a different one?

There is a pajeetes in the room.
Between electing a woman and the Cruz primary, something has gone wrong with texas.

SHADILAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jeb is making his move

270towin.com/live-2016-presidential-election-vote-of-electors/

guac

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN PRESIDENT TRUMP

MOAR ENERGY

GAS GAS GAS

Is there any sane way to handle succession for a nation? Not even Hitler himself had one figured out. although it is true he had a successor, how would succession be handled over 50 or 100 years is my question.

Familial succession has always been shit. Democracy is shit. What else can we do?

...

LOL I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY YOU STUPID FUCKING TEUMPFAG YOUR FRESIDENT IS A FUCKING ORANGE FAILURE AND YOURE A FAILURE TOO JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE REPUBLICUNT PARTY(Be sure to livestream your suicide!)

WE SUCCEED WITH MEMES

...

TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES
TWO VOTES

I didn't notice until now, but that's one big-ass Christmas tree they got there.

Cell saga gohan is best gohan

LETS DO THIS

Britain handed Hong Kong back after a 99 year lease

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TAKE MY ENERGY TRUMP

For you.

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
PRAISE KEK

Everything's bigger in Texas, user.

AHAHAHA THOSE WA REPS ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

goddamn I love this state sometimes.

So fucking comfy. It's almost Christmas, another salt shipment is coming in fast, and we're on the dawn of a glorious new age.

Merry Christmas, you faggots. You guys are the best.

IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR

...

Some of these comments are nice

Is that bitch just going to bounce up and down for an hour? jesus get on with it!!

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM

oh my fucking god
is it from an actual video

Kek, pls?

I'm in a t-shirt and sweater pants wearing padded socks in padded thermal slippers, sipping on amaretto.

It's pretty comfy in here.

...

HURRY THE FUCK UP, YOU UGLY WHORE

Where is the fucking audio?!

SAY AFTER ME
MADAME PRISON

I can have plenty of fun laughing at raped kikes, while enjoying Trump's victory.

But you're not the rachposter, are you? That faggot runs every time I do that, or threaten to do that. So, you're a leftypol faggot, trying to get us to wreck our own thread.

Weak bait.

Enjoy the next eight years, faggot.

Waiting for Texas to take forever to vote is like watching paint dry.
Oh and also knowing that the stereotype of the Texas star being on everything is fucking true.
Quick, someone stand up and say "The Stars at Night are Big and Bright…" and see if they finish it.

Obama and Hillary will not be at the inauguration.

satan confirms

Nice seizure.

And I will never rest for second again
One more time I have beaten them out
The scent of gasoline announces the end

And into the top
For the first time I feel alive
I can fly like an eagle
And strike like a hawk
Do you think you can survive… the Trump?

Satan has spoken

Madam Prison Rape.

It's there, but no one is talking/ruffling

Satan trips checked

I dont have the source of it, sorry user

Real thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=K_YZwEms2rE

lel

THE FIRE RISES

Post 'em anyway? I can always use triggering material.

36 yeeeee

CALL TO ORDER. IT’S HAPPENING

THIRTY
SIX
VOTES

Those are some nice digits.

Th-th-thank you for your input Satan.
It is always appreciated.

OOHHHHHH BABY

STOP SPAMMING SHITTY DBZ SCREENSHOTS THIS ISNT /A/

RON PAUL

Patience, Lord Satan, patience.

Hillary won't be, but Obama should be. Leaving presidents traditionally greet the incoming president on inauguration day. Unless Obama suddenly turns into a living salt statue and finishes his transformation into the biggest bitch in the world he should be there.

WERE IN BOYS

1 VOTE FOR RANDLET

TWO TRAITORS.

KILL THEM BOTH

FINALLY FAT CUCKS

...

Actually turnned it up to max and heard her say donald trump at least three time.
IT'S DONE BOYS

MERRY KURISUMASU

HE GOT A VOTE

Go back to plebbit.

wewww

RON PAUL GOT ONE

RON PAUL? RON FUCKING PAUL?

Didn't she say Ron Paul, not Rand Paul?

give my energy kek
TO VICTORY

Because they'll be in jail.

checked

TRAITORS HANG HIGHEST

WINNING

IT'S OFFICIAL

The Inauguration ceremony doubles as the public execution, user.

1 vote for freaking kasich
ron is cool

...

fucking 2 traitor cucks in TX

CHECKED SATAN

RON PAUL

WE FUCKING DID IT! DEATH TO THE TRAITORS!

TWO TREACHEROUS MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!

...

yep. Doom Paul got an electoral vote.

TRUMP AT 300+

THE FUTURE IS SHINY AND GOLD

He might if only uphold tradition, but I wouldn't expect shots to ring out. GWB got eggs thrown at his motorcade when he was inaugurated. I wonder if similar shenanigans will happen to Trump.

...

TEXAS PUTS TRUMP OVER THE TOP

YEEHAW YOU FUCKING QUEERS

...

All the SJW leaving butthurt

Identify the traitor at once!

fucking checked

TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

mmmmmm, salt

304

SUCK IT LIBSHITS!

Could you post a fileshare of them? Triggering ammo is always good.

...

304

That's it guys

...

Texas traitors voted Hillary and not 3rd party?

LIBSHIT TEARS INCOMING

...

POST YFW WE WON TWICE

Is that the final tally? Why did we have 3 traitors?

GAS GAS GAS

checked. its true

...

ONLY A FEW MORE TO 333

2 fuckers just bought a one ticket to a street lamp, rope included. And as a special side bonus they even get a new car, a 1996 hearse.

apparently one went for Paul, another for Kashit

gg no re

You have to be a bit more subtle than this, user.

Fucking faithless electors in Texas, wew that state went to shit. Texas should not stand for such traitors.

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GET FUCKIGN WRECKED, FAGGOTS

OY VEY THE RUSSIANS DID IT

2 traitors

Their lives are about to get uncomfortable I'd predict heh.

...

I think you mean
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

they will be memed into death

haha make it last to the very end, good for Ron. It's only right he get a wink.

It also means… theres still time!

...

I could have sworn we had 307 the first time around…

that's PRESIDENT Donald Trump

...

...

And we will keep on winning

...

The guy who went Ron Paul is the user who posted earlier

Hopefully the next 3 states have some people that flip for Trump.

I CAME UP FROM THE BOTTOM AND INTO THE TOP

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

WE ALREADY KNEW HE WS GONNA WIN BUT WHEN IS THE FUCKING INAGURATION NIGGERS

President-Elect. Obama is still President.

Quick. Post waifus.

THESE FUCKERS ARE NOT TEXANS. THEY WILL BE PUNISHED.

PRESIDENT FUCKING TRUMP!

It's Official!

All over but the confirmation and Inaugauration!

Januray

GG

Justice wins!

Next year.

!ding

...

SJW FAGGOTS BTFO
say it with me Holla Forums
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

Jan 20th faggot

This is more than I could hope for.
2 betray Trump, but 4 betray Hillary

You know where to send your smug folder.
@TheChrisSuprun

I'd let the one who voted for Ron Paul off with a publish lashing.

He was just meming.

WHAT ELSE CAN WE MEME INTO EXISTENCE!?

January 20th

Steers and Queers

And yet Trump is doing personal deals with companies to come back to the US, kek.

2016 best year, every year.
Glad I was here with you faggots.

FUCK, IS THERE AN ALTERNATE VERSION?!

...

...

What do you think their next attempt at stumping Trump is going to be? Will they try supreme court fuckery hoping for a traitor or try to disrupt other ceremonial things like the inauguration.

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

Also, dance tiem nao.

How about faithful wives for everyone in this thread?

selection by AI

WWIII

Muh based Texas votes for Cruz
Muh based Texas votes 43% for Clinton
Muh based Texas the only red state with faithless electors against Trump.

It'll be back as soon as the counting is over.

Sure. It'll have to be in another thread though, as I plan to celebrate wildly in a very short period of time.

For the real rachposter, that shit is like kryptonite. But the posting technique is important. You have to laugh and sneer at the dying and raped jews in exactly the same tone of voice that the rachposting faggot sneers at Holla Forums.

There's nothing so dehumanising to a kile as someone posting a pic of a jewess having her tips cut up, bleeding from her cunt, and me posting: "lol, u joooooo weenie boys can't satisfy your hot slut bitches, they need Big Gentile Cock to rape them happy, lol".

THREAD THEME

Fourth Reich.

helo mr bressident

...

Please Annex Canada!

Stop getting dubs and go finish packing, Barry

this is win #4 at the very least.

Thanks user!

They want to believe they are still relevant

We can stump their "Women's March" with a law that Obammy signed in 2011 (makes it a federal crime to protest where the president is)

PARTY HARD

...

What’s the 4th?

If one Senator and one House Rep signs a form, then an Elector's vote can be tossed out. This is not over until January 6th. Congress can still fuck with the results.

gg ez

...

...

Say it with me, President trump!

How are you celebrating christmas this year hillary?

win 1 = nomination
win 2 = election
win 3 = re-count wins
win 4 = this

One steer voted Ron Paul. Well, because he's a steer. One queer voted for Kasich obviously

THERE'S STILL TIME
I STILL HAVE A CHANCE
THE DELEGATES COULD F-FLIP

NEVER FORGET MIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We definitely should. I know just the guy to plant the flag.

That's an anti-littering campaign.

There is no limit.

So far, Trump lost two votes while getting EVERY SINGLE OTHER he was entitled to, and Hillary already lost 4 before the last 65 were accounted for?

Talk about low energy

AWOOOOOO

So is that a butt plug?

obligatory

Remember Trump himself said were going to be so sick of winning by the time he's done.

...

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET?

Who is that?

I don't feel it yet.

not on my watch

THANK YOU!!!

Shit, what are the chances Texas votes and suddenly a lot of traitors get to vote without the world watching them?

...

i am never tired

Say it with me Holla Forums:
HEIL TRUMP

WE DIDN'T WIN ONCE
WE DIDN'T WIN TWICE
BUT WE WON THREE TIMES.

PRESIDENT DONALD, SIR, PLEASE, CAN WE STOP.

I.AM.TIRED.OF.WINNING

This man is going to be in our History books. This is too fuckin' much winning.

...

HEIL TRUMP

WE DID IT

YFW we beat the world and won.

this

HEIL TRUMP

DING DONG

Trump's chair.

...

...

We've memed him in, but it isn't over until King Nigger is out of the white house.

gg

no re

The third wasn't zero. Faithless Clinton electors gave Warren and Sanders each at least one vote, I think.

Low energy tbh fam.

THE CLINTON'S ARE DEAD!

I'd bet money on them trying to crash the inauguration ceremony. At least some of us need to go full Lion's Guard and protect the event from Left Wing Soros Squads.

We need 333, Kek demands trips.

Welcome to Alberta, the 51st state.

It still gave us more electors than any other state. Keep that in mind. Texas was based and it will be based once again.

...

SHADILAY

too late

https:// twitter.com/Conflicts/status/810975610033975296

We did it reddit!

Do you think Trump will commission new uniforms for the millitary? That would be pretty dank.

So, what's next in the corrupt DNC playbook?

They cant stop it, this was the last stop and they failed. Only thing that could happen is if someone tries to kill him but KEK protects him.

Please annex Northen Ontario too. Fuck Toronto.

...

It's beautiful, user

(((They))) will probably try to assassinate him, or start a revolution.

Some libtwitter somewhere will call for California getting more electoral votes because muh illegals muh popular millions

...

P R E S I D E N T
T R U M P

...

Crashing themselves
Hopefully, with no survivors

This is fucking boring. All this winning sucks. I was hoping for shit to start civil war 2.

PRESS F TO REMEMBER OUR FALLEN KAMERADS WHO COULDN'T LIVE TO SEE THIS DAY

wew

...

HEIL TRUMP
AVE IMPERATOR

I thought they think that Pence is worse

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?

F

They can't start one, if they do, they'll lose everything they worked for. They're in jam now that they cannot get out of. My guess is They're going to work on Trudeau.

F

...

Maybe we can have both user (sure it;ll be more of a slaughter though)

I LOVE YOU ALL!! SHADILAY

THE EMPEROR KEKS

Pathetic Android faggot.
Pathetic blind faggot.

0/10 2x; get out.

...

...

F
KAMERADENS

If Trump dies there will be a gruesome civil war.

I'd rather have one of Satsuki in a MAGA hat honestly.

I AM READY TO RE-TELL OUR SAGA OF MEMES AND OUR VICTORY TO FUTURE GENERATIONS

Larry Lindsey was great man.
F

G'bye Turtle Bro'. May you always have nice ponds along you're road.
;~;7

...

55 to Shillary in Cali

forgot

youtube.com/watch?v=XFBdnnhMdFM

Silly boys, all the electorals shall pledge their alliance to El ¡Jeb! when this is all over.

Holy shit.

What's your kik gurl? haha

...

Hillary is A
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

Checked. I can't find a larger version of this poster anywhere, does anybody have one?

MERRY FUCKING KEKMAS Holla Forums

With Trump's inauguration secured, the next step would be to meme the course of his presidency. This should naturally include: the draining of the swamp, bringing U.S. infrastructure up to date, and revitalizing U.S. presence beyond Earth's gravity. The first two may be started as citizen initiatives which would make it easier for the Trump administration to follow through. Another prime front for the upcoming meme conflict is foreign policy. Foreign policy in the U.S. has been set by aloof globalists for decades now, but with recent failures of mainstream media and politicians we now have an opportunity to rewrite the whole of US foreign policy. We can start by distributing memes questioning the practical utility of political relations with Turkey, which could be the first step in repairing US-Russo relations and in bringing lasting stability to the middle east.

I know that feel well

please kek, we must meme this future into reality

...

Fuckin hell thank you so much.

Is someone chronicling all this?

...

thats a man

The Bushs as well don't forget

Victory music!

Willing to go a little degenerate on this one.

Trump insulted CTR.
Correct. The. Record.
Does he know who he is messing with?
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min correcting the record all to persuade just a single Trumpet to see the light.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same arguments over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such correction nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many Drumpfs have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They think they can beat us? We're already building a new one without them. They take our ppl? CTRs aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us fake is going to change us? We've been called worse things. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Record Correctors are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

What?

>>>/out/

BREAKING NEWS: "Sources" within the US Intelligence Community claim that Russia hacked the elector's votes

...

but you closed down a month ago

sry

Here you got m80, I found a stream that seems to be holding up.

...

Whataever it is, it can catch this benis

AND THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING

It's a pretty great feel.

Pence got 37 votes for VP, Fiorina got one. Probably from the Cucksich elector.

wrong

Thank you President Trump

We are all Russian agents :^)

I just woke up. Did I miss anything good? Did world war 3 start?

F

Breathe right, Jarhead.

...

(checked)
Even Guac is less pathetic.

The Keks will only continue to flow in the future when former Holla Forumsacks in the now non-jewed film industry create documentaries and historical dramas on our struggle.

I meant the nato collateral damage poster.

That one was actually funny

WE WON A THIRD TIME

F

WE NEED MORE ANIME WOMEN IN MAGA HATS

The Russians rigged the election. Too late you missed it already.

Hmm… It's kinda sad how much salt are we missing due to libshit suicide?Also the shilling ITT is the most nervous I've seen yet. MAGA everyone!

...

That elector hangs first.

i'm sorry you couldn't be here for it john

f

Trump is at 304 ATM. Cali just went completely to Shillary sadly (was hoping for at least one patriot there)

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end

I see some new copy pasta. Thanks for that

...

Is Berlin building a Borg cube?

Hang on a second.
Trump's mother has the same surname as The Highlander? Why am I only learning this now?

Forgot to greentext.

Any proof to back this up?

In contrast, we've been hardened by the criticism from the press, celebrities, and corporations who have ridiculed us. You can continue grinding, but we're several levels ahead of you.

I think it's based off a gamergate copypasta.

...

...

...

I sure wish he would surprise everyone and open up a real 911 investigation.
I would just fucking dance until I dropped tbh

either way, its a new variation.

...

He said he would.

It is. It was originally "they insulted gamers", and then outlined that gamers are some of the most obsessive, bulldog-latching-on types in the world who are willing to suffer through hours, days, or months to see a bar fill up and get a ding.

he's a trap

...

...

...

It's a memi you faggots. She's a girl from Spain or some shit.

:^)

...

I'M NOT TIRED YET

lmao they only got 2 votes, and one was for Doom Paul. Whatever happened to all that "FAITHLESS ELECTORS WE'RE GONNA STUMP DRUMPF" fear mongering?

I conducted raids as recently as May and managed to fill 4 different threads to completion.

AWOO AWOO AWOO

nice bants

Commiefornia and Nevada vote when? Waiting on that 333.

ROFL

...

The press was wrong about the polls too.

kayla-spicer.deviantart.com/journal/I-am-not-a-male-613151962

wrong

I'm mega late, how much of a sweep was it this time?

2nd most upvoted comment in T_D celebration thread

Oops, meant to post this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how many more times do the cucklibs wanna lose?
enough already?

same as when he wont the election FeelsGoodMan

6 traitors overall.
4 of them against the cunt elel

The only reason I clicked that was because I knew if she was a real polack she'd have posted tits and vag as proof.

You know what would be a great prank?

Get a Google Trends spike for "Stephen Suprun home address" going.

...

This is actually a very good point, user.

He should pay!

How do you lose so hard?
Everything was in her favour: The media, celebrities, the political climate, decades of brainwashing, the fucking ex-president. And she still somehow managed to grasp defeat right from the jaws of victory.
It's mind boggling.

user have you heard anything to confirm?
I can barely even remember him saying anything about it at all.
Other than the guy at his rally and him smiling and saying he is one of us.

So we technically gained ground in a vote the press was shilling would be his literal downfall? FUCKING LIL AND LEL.

What's gonna happen with the traitors?

Damn those first two comments might as well work at a high school. I hear they are always in need of projectors.

...

They get a traitor's laurel

Gives thanks to the one living God for this outcome, tbh.

Yup.

user what do you always do with traitors?

MR. TRUMP I'M ALREADY TIRED OF WINNING

They get their dreams shattered 3 times in a row. Absolute top Monthly salt production.

That's why. The sheer magnitude and pervasiveness of the pro-Clinton slant they tried to astroturf was an overextension of sorts. Even normalfags were able to see it with our help.

...

Not calling Clark Island Mandalay Bay, disappointed fam

Wow she sounds like she was reading from a script very… low energy.
"Fist in the air take me out if you must… no emotion at all"
I'm unsure if she was an actress that was payed or if she is a cat lady….. maybe both?

lol wut

i voted for the god emperor in the primary where it counted the most because he was the most competent out of the other assclowns running for president at the time (ny here), but in the general election i threw that shit down the drain because i knew shillary would take the state.

i don't fall in line for a fucking thing, i play brite lite with my voting ballot every single time, except i specifically voted for my congressman and senator this time.

How many do you think he will win in Commiefornia?

mfw he described liberalism twice

People like an underdog, people like the outsider, people like a strong, confident man. No one likes someone who has an entire establishment backing her, plus her appearance is that of a shrieking, nagging grandma

TRAITORS HANG HIGHEST

DC is like Mount fucking Doom.

...

SHADILAY!
PRAISE KEK

The delusional worldview that these people hold really knows no bounds does it?

More perplexing is how to you loose so hard but win the popular vote with what is also allegedly the highest margin ever?

Does that mean that she exclusively won big cities and Trump won literally everything else?

WTF are they chanting?

wew

not too late

They seriously don't get that people just want Trump.

Time just ran out faggots :^)

What, exactly, are the qualifications you need to be an elector in PA?

thanx user

It's not perplexing if you're aware of the progressive west coast culture

The popular vote might have been won because of illegals

...

Virtually nothing user, I hear a couple people who voted for hillary had been dead for years.

That's what happened, yes. Just take a look ay the maps of the election