OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE CONTINUATION THREAD

CSPAN: c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live
ABC: youtube.com/watch?v=Dfh342F96fs
GN: youtube.com/watch?v=6eNesVgSwTU
TWH: youtube.com/watch?v=w2c0pYm44W4

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/hillaryclinton/comments/5inxm0/roundtable_1216/dba5sne/?context=3
twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/809859789434081280
youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

BUMP

First for Obama as best president ever :)

FIRST FOR OBAMA IS A WAR CRIMINAL

Yeah and that deterioration is your fucking fault.

Audacity of this nigger

Nigger needs to hurry the fuck up.

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What is this damage control even about? What the actual fuck is going on?

SHIT DUBS

SPOOK THE RUSSIANS

this

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Literally nothing. Called it.

The Cold War ended in 1991.

The Second Cold War began in 2001.

OBAMA CONFIRMS THE ELECTION IS NOT TARNISHED

Do you think Obama likes it up the ass, or does he prefers Michelle's fissured old boy-pussy?

IF YOU BLAME THE RUSSIANS, THEY WIN

MUH RUSSIANS!

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uh

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RUSSIA DIDN'T TARNISH THE ELECTION
PUTIN DENIES HACKING THE ELECTION THAT BASTARD
Fucking niggers.

UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH

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okie dokie

Heh

nah he's def the twink in their marriage

Check'em

look what we did, aren't we clever.

Public Shaming doesn't have to be your tactics anymore. public shaming is over.

just insane rambling about nothing, and hoping the press fill in the blanks later or some shit

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Let's resume:

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Coverage was "troubling." What a fucking pussy.

SHE WORKED TIRELESSLY FOR US

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UH UH UH WHY WASN'T THE MEDIA EVEN MORE BIASED TOWARDS HILLARY OKIE DOKIE

just fuck fuck fuck fuck come one nigger

This guy talks like a fucking highschool graduate.

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Remember what the chinks pulled just some weeks ago with the plane stairs? Even King Flip openly pisses on this sad motherfucker

34 DAYS TILL THE NIGHTMARE ENDS

And now let me tell the democrats what they did wrong.
Nothing.

SHILLING FOR REGIME CHANGE

The audacity of this nigger.

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KEK WILL PUNISH YOU BECAUSE OF THOSE SHITTY DUBS

THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER TO IMPLY KILLARY WAS SMEARED BY THE MEDIA

DEMOCRATIC PARTY CONFIRMED DEAD

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UH

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Fallin' asleep here

latte sip'n

The fuck is he even talking about

Obonobo attacking liberals LMAO

You became president because you were the first fucking nigger to run and promised liberals the fucking moon.

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IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Yeah; she had the entire MSM and almost all of the political establishment behind her.

LAH TAY SIPPIN… UHHHH… AHDA TUCH FOKES

wew

HHAHAHAH HE KNOWS CULTURAL MARXISM HAS DESTROYED HIS PARTY

LATTE SIPPIN'

if if if if if if if if if if ifffffffffffffffffff

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT

Latte Sippers

POST YOUR LATTE SIPPIN FACE

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Jim Webb Ron Paul meme.jrpg

COASTAL LIBERAL
LATTE SIPPIN'
POLITICALLY CORRECT FOLKS

No farmers voted for this nigger

HE'S EATING HIS OWN BASE

You know what? I've been on Holla Forums for about 3 months and this is the first time I've made a thread. Sorry.

Can you post an example?

THERE'S NO MONEY HERE!

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Blah blah "muh legacy" blah blah "vague threats against Russia" blah blah "Hillary dindu nuffin" blah blah

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He's straight up rambling, it's surreal.

SIPPING CUM FROM MICHAELS DICK EVERY NIGHT

You haven't presented arguments in YEARS

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SHIEEET THEY JUST NEEDED MO MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAMS

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This nigger is pussing out.

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SIPPING CUM

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LUCKY DUBS CONFIRM FEMININE BENIS BEST BENIS

You've done nothing successfully, don't lie.

Spilling his spaghetti.

LATTE SIPPIN'

Just declare war on russia already, pussy

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Mongolian Putin?

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I'm glad this guy is done soon. Setting aside the actual politics Trump is just far more entertaining to listen to.

time to get a samovar, tovarish

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JEWS FOR HILLARY

Well, WWIII canceled, thank fuck Obama is too much of a pussy to actually do that. This is just a whole bunch of nothing, he can barely even string a coherent sentence together.

Now shut up, move the fuck over and let the big guys handle the country, Barry. It's time for you to go to sleep forever.

OF COURSHE

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He doesn't even realize the precise wording he's reading from the prompter. They just made him admit that he ensured that people were lead to think that voting results weren't rigged.

The wording in that part was pretty clear to anyone who just heard it. It wasn't a "we were ensuring that rigging couldn't actually happen" kind of sentence, it was a "we were ensuring that the public was pushed to blindly believe that rigging wasn't happening".

Blindly admitting to guilt through a poor choice of wording. Turn the prompter off. IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF.

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Did he just sip a latte as an insult?

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HE JUST SIPPED A FUCKING LATTE

now we go

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THE FBI IS A RUSSIAN PLANT

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And uh, um, I uh, think I uh, did a pretty good job=

I think the user means:

https ://www.c-span.org/video/?420268-1/president-obama-holds-news-conference&live

Also, lurk more.

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when you can't help but check'em

indication of investigation

STILL GOING ON ABOUT THE FUCKING "HACK"

I would pay to see that.

Mfw Trump lifts all sanctions on Russia and US and Russia become best broskies.

Coffee.

Bumpy like Michelle's cock right Obongo?

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TRANSITION CONFIRMED NOT SMOOTH
TWITTER KIKE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG :DD

Link thread so I can saltmine

Best dubs checked

WHEN DONALD TRUMP TAKES THE OATH OF OFFICE

DAVID YANKOVICH AND HIS SHITTER SHATTERED FOLLOWERS BTFO

That's an Ushanka . . .

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odds that (((lattee))) hes sipping is a special spirit cooking recipe?

Praise Kek.

IT JUST HIT ME
ANY SHITLIB VOWING FOR WAR WITH RUSSIA IS A BOLSHEVIK KIKE SLEEPER AGENT

that's expresso

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LATTE SIPPIN UH UHUH FAGGOTS

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I need to sleepy.

-Obama

Litterly what "hack" They haven't even 1 piece of evidence to even pin it to russia

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Is this fucking satire?

Espresso*

It's called espresso

You can tell Obama is sweating under that chimp suit, he's toeing the line and doesn't want Trump to gas him.
Man it's really pathetic when the actual President views the President Elect as more legitimate than himself already, Obongo knows he's just a chimp in a suit deep down

how do alternate fonts?

By the power of Kek, I check these dubs.

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taking bets: ill there be a question about his birth certificate?

You have reddit gold.

34 MORE DAYS FOR OBAMA TO FUCK THINGS UP EVEN MORE FOR TRUMP.

WHEN DOES HE ADDRESS THE WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN?

No, that's clearly a fat mexican kid sippin' some latte

Hold up a second, guys. What the fuck is my timestamp?

There are no hacks, one was a leak and the other a phishing scam

They are all idiots

It's not my screencap.

THEY TAKE THEIR "JOBS" VERY SERIOUSLY

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You don't deserve dubs.

I'm eating watermelon right now ayo.

By hacking the DNC and showing the american people how corrupt and vile the cunt was, the russians changed how many people voted for her.

Is this nigger actually sipping coffee while giving a press conference to the world? I can't watch now.

Hey, those latte sippers are the victims of class hatred.
All they ever wanted to do is liberate the underclass by their constant condescension, and undermining their wishes.

We really need to completely stop paying attention to that nasty kike. No following him, no threads about him, no trolling him on twatter even. He's such bottom-feeding pondscum that the ONLY way he can get any exposure is if we give it to him, by responding to his frantic clickbait nonsense. We must completely ignore him, as hard as that may be.

What else is new

You really expect some literally who on twatter to tell the truth?

Don't stop Sippin'

REDDIT AND TWITTER DEMS ARE CRYING

All the good goys in that press pool? Don't count on it, unless one asks it framed as a joke so they can feel smug.

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of course not, I was calling bullshit on him last night when anons were having panic attacks in the Sheriff Joe thread.

(heil'd)

The salt never ends.

The only chance they talk about it, would be to slander trump and a conspiracy tard again.

Checked comrade

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his muscles are twitchin nervously - so great 2 watch

Trips confirm.

reddit.com/r/hillaryclinton/comments/5inxm0/roundtable_1216/dba5sne/?context=3

I want to piss real bad. I want to piss real bad in Obama's mouth.

You Too Tovarish

A LEPPO

Second question finally

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Another jew voice from (((Bloomberg)))

danke

please tell me that's one of us roleplaying

but you do

[sips nervously]

Independent law enforcement? Are you fucking serious you pizza pedo?

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LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

Where?

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I want to fuck Charles.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A LEPPO?
I REALLY NEED A LEPPO


Kek.

UM
DEAR PRESIDENT
ABOUT A LEPPO

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personal moral respobsiility.

A L E P P O

fucking memes, man.

MUH GUNZ
MUH REFUGEES

That's because you've been arming the FSA. IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU BETTER FEEL RESPONSIBLE YOU FUCKING NIGGER.

you are responsible you fucktard

(((ALEPPO))) "It was real in my mind"

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TRIPS AND SIPS
T
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I
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At this point I just want Aleppo to be leveled to the ground. I don't want to hear about that city ever again.

"I feel responsible for murder"
-King Nigger

Here comes the pussy Presidents feels

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Yes there is something you could do, it's just the exact opposite of what you are currently doing you dense spear chucker.

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places around the world where horrible things are happening. even Obama is unhappy about the current state of b

"Goy why don't you want to save children and invade Syria, why do you hate children."

WHAT IS A LEPPO

HELP ME GUISE

Kek

Oh god not the children getting shot by sni

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It'll happen just watch

I came here expecting King Nigger to announce Civil War 2, but this is fine too.
I'LL TAKE IT

I think he means chicago.

Uhh okay?

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uuuuh, muhdick?

gern geschehen

HMMMMM I WONDER WHY

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HOURS
OF
MEETINGS

"civil war"

If you wanted to stop the violence you should've stopped arming the rebels you faggot.

Is this what the blacks call "being a woke ass nigger"? I don't have anything to add to the discussion, just please acknowledge that you guys all feel the same way. Unbelievable.

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No, you are responsible. They're using American weapons to kill innocent civilians and then blaming Assad, just like you're doing right now you hypocritical war-prolonging bastard,

Well niggers commit nearly half of all homicides.

request Obama feels comic now illustrating his response to this question

Nice Job

That's not how you meme Candlejack you retar

Except siding with Russia and Assad, of course.

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Yes. Being "woke" is the nigger version of the red pill.

what is a cruise missle?

"We still have troops in afghanistan & the middle east"
Gee, i wonder which president did not deliver on his campaign promises and refused to pull us out.

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Ted pls go

DELET

he had the best of intentions

Picture a demon wearing a chimp mask stuttering "if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhhhhHH" while its eyes glow red behind the mask.

confirmed for nuke threat. that's what turned the aircraft carrier around

A stretch of coast located in Yemen

This is getting boring, he's just rambling.

Niggers just say what they want, the don't care about whether it's true or not. They just want YOU to listen to them.

SOMEONE NEEDS A NAP

He knows he's fucking done. He know Trump will toss him to the public to be torn apart for his crimes. And he knows there is not a single man that will die for him. He has no escape. He has no hope. He has nothing. These are the final pleas of mercy from a broken man.

He will pay for everything he's done. Judgment is coming, you nigger piece of shit.

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WE NEED A MEDIC LEL

did he just say they are going to syria?

he made that person get sick

KIKE DIED

Dear Kek, what have I done?
Timestamps, in order:

SOMEONE'S POISONED THE LATTES

AHAHA LOOK AT HIS FAC

Do you think someone will ask about his now-proven-fake birth certificate? Or am I giving these (((journalists))) too much credit?

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WHO LET ILLARY IN?

This nigger stinks so bad someone got sick.

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Okay is someone actually dying

DOCTOR DOCTOR
GIVE ME THE NEWS
I GOT A BAD CASE OF HATIN' COONS

ALL THESE LIES

SOMEONE GET DR. CHOCOLATE IN HERE

media won't report this

lel, he pulled his old 'someone aboutta faint, is there a doctor in the audience' stunt

OY VEYYYYYYYYYY

SOMEBODY IS NOT FEELING GOOD

SOMEBODY GOT TRIGGERED TOO HARD

HIS WIFE JUST TWEETED HE GOT A SEIZURE

SPEECH OF DEATH

The Russians made them sick

I wonder who?

IT WAS THE RUSSIANS.

wtf is that shit real?

CALLING DR HARAMBE

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Is this where the false flag happens?

lolwat is happening?

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trips confirm

e-ebola chan?

IT WAS THE RUSSIANS, THEY POISONED THE LATTES

Someone needs a doctor and Obummer doesn't give a damn

TOP KEK IT'S HILLARY, SHE'S COLLAPSED

DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE

Literally boring people to death!

RUSSIANS HACKED HER LIFE

limited cruise missile strikes worked fine before. Why not in Syria?

I'm sorry Doc Jackson, this is for real

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I will post pics of my tits if that happens.

Kek seems to have found your bants to be pleasing.

kek'd and check'd

RUSSIA HACKED THE AUDIENCE MEMBER WITH A VIRUS!

I did but I wasn't able to keep mine.

I believe this was a set-up to make the conference more exciting and give Obama some wiggle room to avoid addressing the obvious.

thought this as well

I hope you don't believe th

THIS MUST BE RUSSIA'S FAULT

This is gold.

WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THIS WHORE EVERYWHERE?!?!!?

Cause of Death: Lie Overload

Should say 'moments before someone in the audience dies'.

DOCTAH'S IN DA HOUSE

Trump would have helped the sick person himself

33 days of searching for doctors office remaining.

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Children are something the elite love to use….however they use them.

OBAMACARE, EVERYONE

Did someone PTFO?

lmao obonobo is so fucking pissed that this bitch is interrupting him
He's so fucking vain and self absorbed

AN AN AN AN AN

I MEAN I MEAN THAT

an-an-an-an I mean tha an an I mean

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Post them anyway

if female :)

and and and

A-a-a-a-a-and I don't mean that…I-I-I-I

If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if

PUTIN THE POISON IN THE LATTE

Obama LIED
Journos DIED

Yeah just like in Libya right? See how that worked out?

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just like every other time he's off teleprompter. the "obama is an eloquent speaker" meme is bullshit.

MODERATE OPPOSITION

Confirmed. What a fucking trainwreck. I'd feign passing out too to get out of this boring bullshit nonsense.

How often has he pulled this fainting stunt now? 1000 times?
He's just giving clickbait sites an excuse to carry his shitty speech.
"Watch this incredible video of King Nigger rescuing a fainting woman"

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Hahahhahahahahahahhahaha

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You know it isn't.

They're trying to imitate that Trump video where he helps out the sick person in the crowd, to put an image of trust out about Obama. How convenient that he's now directing them about the doctor.

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

SOMEBODY MAKE AN EDIT OF THIS GET A DOCTOR SCENE AND PUT IN TRUMP SAYING "ITS HILLARY"

yup, and the press will note how amazing it was that he could stay on task, all while saving someone's life

memes

no dubs, no dice

God I fucking hope not.

HIS LAST PRESS CONFERENCE AND PEOPLE FAINTED BECAUSE OF RUSSIANS POISONED LATTES
=EH EH EH EH EH EH==


nah he would laugh at them

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ADMITS DISMAL FAILIURE

Kek

Also holy shit he finally admitted that it didn't work

If that's what they're doing it's hilarious because you could tell by King Nigger's body language he didn't give a fuck.

You're right, it was pure unbridled optimism to even imagine otherwise

So it's okay to half ass and extend a civil war because you're lazy?

Ultimate end to his blunderous presidency

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Compilation of plants fainting during Obama's speeches.

DAMN RIGHT I DON'T LIKE IT!!!
FUCK YOU!

TAKE A BREAK!!!

SHE IS!!

STOP!

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let me guess: it wasn't worth watching

How about syrians maintain those safe zones.

America fucking created the civil war you fucking goy.

This is a powerful combo of consecutive gets. Obama made no progress against ISIS and admits it with his words while his body admits that he literally couldn't give two fucks about it.

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Or we could just work the Syrian government you nigger.

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Someone posted "Can you imagine this guy (Trump) doing a press confrence" on twitter.

I say that it would probably be a hell more interesting and if he's as sarcastic as he was in the debates, we could sell them to foreign countries as "President's Greatest Hits" as a PPV.

bretty much

Nah it's been hilarious.


Still half assing it.

A TRAGIC LEPPO

Nope. Obama lied a couple times, but no war.

So this whole thing was Obama in damage control mode, huh?

False Flag fainting. A distraction from Obama's failure of a press conference.

cruise strikes of enemy concentrations and command and control Libya was different because we didn't have fedakin on sand worms like we did in Syria. Cruise missles could have taken down the shield wall and let wierding module troops flood into Damascus and find Baron Assad and The Padash Emporer Putin.

Hothead pls

What is he even trying to shill at this point

Nope. The shitposting is the most entertaining part about this conference.

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gimme some safe zones

lmao

FTFY

KEK WILLS IT

GOOD LUCK LION OF DAMASCUS

FAINT OR SIT
PRESS OF SHIT
TOO MANY LIES, NO TRUTH TO ADMIT

Where do you think you are?

He's trying to shill five things at once and make him self look good at the same time.

Liar in Chief

(((HUMANITARIAN))) ORGANIZATIONS KNOW BETTER

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Again with that leppo, nobody is trapped their anymore, Russia is sweeping mines, is everybody insane.
NO TRUSTWORTHY (((ORGANISATION))) IS ON THE GROUND

PRESIDENT TRUMP

PRESIDENT TRUMP

PRESIDENT TRUMP
DAS RITE

HE SAID IT, TOO LATE YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK NIGGER

PRESIDENT TRUMP
that hate in his face

PRESIDENT TRUMP

PRESIDENT TRUMP

I WILL HELP PRESIDENT TRUMP

Oy vey, those poor refugees

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Daily reminder that libs think Obongers is eloquent

Late to the party. Can somebody summarise what the fuck he actually said?

PRESIDENT TRUMP

He basically admitted that their was no direct hacking that that manipulated the election results.

ehhh president elect

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Pretty sure that just means she can fuck all she wants and her hymen grows back.

PRESIDENT TRUMP

theme

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I love that people just interrupt him. BETA FUCK.

NIGGER YOU'RE 15 FUCKING YEARS YOUNGER THAN TRUMP

muh legacy
muh Russians are evil
muh leppo

5d narcissistic shillingis a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave. There's no other way, but they never learn.

Are these in Chinese? Why?

LUL I DUNNO MUST BE GETTING OLDER

OBAMA CONFIRMED DUMB NIGGER

GET OUT WEEBS!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did he just say that there was no voting-tempering OF CONCERN?

He's just tired and wants to go golfing

MULTI PART QUESTIONS ARE HARD!

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got nudes for pic on the right?


exactly, Trump will breach the Sheild wall and let Ivanka use the Gom Jabar on Assad

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Wow the only fucking thing he's said that's been true so far

Oy vey, how awful. The SoS pick has experience making deals with Russia. This is practically treason.

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Um uh um uh.
I told Putin to stop it.
Assad is bad.
PRESIDENT TRUMP
Russia didn't actually hack the election.
Um uh um uh

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S BEEN ASKED

Because they're drawn by a chinaman

THIS THREAD IS MOVING AT VELOCITIES THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE

seems like he is just sucking his own dick and not giving a shit about anything else.

MULTI-PART QUESTIONS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

That and

President Trump

We're all enjoying your suffering

WE HAVE EVIDENCE BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT

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LET THEM IN GO-GUYS

Declassify it, nigger!

we will provide evidence of weapons of mass destruction, I mean evidence that doesn't compromise that fact that it doesn't exist

wew lads

I can't get any of the streams to work(I'm currently jealous of australian internet). Can someone give me a basic play by play?

Oh god he's going full Rumsfeld.

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If if if if if if if
Ookey Dookies

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That reporter has more balls than the fucking president, jesus. Glad Trump's taking over

:^)

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uhh, uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhh… uh…

okie doke

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We have evidence but you cant see it, trust us

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TRUST THE CIA GOYIM

That guy asking about declassification looks like he has blood lust.

wew lad

BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

DONT TALK BAD ABOUT MY ANIMU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YES I THINK THE FBI AND CIA RE LESS TRUSTWORTHY THAN THE RUSSIANS YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Trust the CIA, goyim, they only want the best for you……..

PLS LISTEN TO OUR ALPHABET AGENCIES!!

what a fucking pussy this faggot is

But Killary running a private server and letting her fucking maids read the goddamn classified emails is a-ok, right?

Top fucking wew

DON'T TRUST THE RUSSIANS GOY!

uh uh uh uhh if if uh if if if if, wild wild west if if if if if if if if if if uhhhhhhhhhhhh if if iffff okie dokie

So democratic party propaganda every election cycle?

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Oh I get it now. He doesn't know what country Russia is.

CHECKED

OIL
GAS
OR
ARMS

HE JUST KEEPS BULLYING RUSSIA

BELIEVE ME GOYS

RUSSIA SMALLER
WEAKER
DON'T PRODUCE ANYTHING
…except GUNS

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Russia also makes a ton of diamonds and palladium, you dummy

Kang nigger really does want his war with Russia.

Russia is at least twice the size of the US

Did Obama just name the Deep State?

This nigger is just shitting all over Russia.

The Russians probably are more trustworthy than (((US intelligence agents)))

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WE DON'T LOCK UP DISSIDENTS
(WE KILL THEM)

WE HAVE BEEN ABANDONING OUR VALUES FOR DECADES NIGGER

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(((our values)))

She can take it. She's a big girl

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Only one of these are true

He doesn't even try anymore

I like how he is taking time out of his last conference to prove that he is indeed a salty cunt-ass nigger.

All this fucking damage control, holy fucking shit. All he's doing is stammering around and trying to deflect shit on muh russians. What a complete fucking joke.

Goddamn that's pretty good

Now he's shitting on Trump. Under over on him mentioning the Alt-Right.

these are fighting words. luckily, the russkies aren't going to overreact since they know the trump is right around the corner, ready to make peace

THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER

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THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER

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kek

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holy shit

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I AM THIS ANGRY, FUCK YOUR FLAT FACED MOONTOONS!!!!!


This is true, but still fuck your weebshit.


FUCK YOUR MOONTOONS!!!

TRUMP CONTRARY TO EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR

They don't produce anything except oil gas and arms!!!!

She's stasis-locked in a moment of eternity that is equal to the moment she drank the elixir. Her state as "virgin" or "non-virgin" is literally not bound to our reality. She's exactly what she was in the instant when she achieved immortality. Anything that appears to affect her doesn't actually, and we merely see what appears to have been a logical progression of events. But her core essence remains unchanged, forever, independent even of time, space, and conception itself.

She was a virgin, therefore she is always a virgin, and will be past the heat-death of the universe.

FUCKING HYPOCRITE JUST CUT THE BULLSHIT AND COME OUT AS THE ISREAL SHILL YOU ARE

talk slow and say little.

Russia can only hurt us if we let them.

Some republicans voters are cucked for Russians. Will let Putin fuck Liberty and then eat the creampie, because they don't like democracts

OBONOBO IS A MESS

HE A TRU KANG

DINDU NUTTIN

The Audacity of this liar.
He's yapping about Russia censoring journalists, while he's working with faceberg and google to censor the alternative media. Liar in chief.

It's funny and sad how this also describes our country right now…

DID I MENTION PUTIN IS BAD GOY?

BECAUSE HE IS

TRUST US

Obama looks butt hurt about this Russia business

Yet again niggers prove that they are complete shit at Geography.

?

I'm sorry, what's a Russia? Does it move fast?
Is it like a Leppo?

VALUES
TRUST THE CIA AND FBI
PROTECT THE MUSLIM
FAKE HATE CRIMES
LEGITIMIZING EXTREMISTS
HATE THE RUSSIANS

this fucking nigger

Wew

He thinks they are best Korea

C'MON

SUSPENSION OF CONSTITUTION WHEN

Here come dat moontoon.

come on

ABSOLUTELY BREAKING IT
THE DAWN BREAKS
THE GOLDEN AGE IS HERE

That doesn't sound too terribly bad since American values are currently garbage.

Putin did nothing wrong

Reaganshaming us

OBAMA PRODUCES DRONES, DEAD CIVILIANS and IS.

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The gall on this nigger

OH COME ON

REPUBLICANS ARE EVIL TOO

wowitsnothing.gif

Yeah that's nice but where's the proof they hacked you

maybe Russia wanted Trump to win because they want PEACE with America, you fucking nigger

Did Putin bully Obongo in school, jesus

RUSSO-AMERICAN ALLIANCE INCOMING

No!

Also

PUTIN KILLS TERRORISTS

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GOOD REAGAN WAS A CUCK

It's going to be like (((the sarin gas evidence))). Motherfucking hypocrite

He wants to blame Trump so badly

DECLARE WW3 ALREADY, NIGGER!

Sippin' on your tears right now. Dericious

FUCK RONNIE

where's the edit of this with maddog mattis?

Yes Mr Obama, how horrifying.

Pick one, nigger

Okay, now you're just trying too hard.

Good, fuck Neocon Jesus..

He's acting like he's a victim holy shit

Does he not get that his party was thrown out on their ass? You aren't WE anymore, Obama.

They approve of Putin because he ain't a weakling like you.

God I hate this fucking nog

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you make baby dead Regean cry when you support Putin.

I assume he meant population.

This

Putin was never head of the KGB. He was head of the FSB under Yeltsin.

don't post those fucking pics they're creepy as hell

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LOTS OF DEAD PEOPLE WOULD ROLL OVER IF THEY WOULD KNOW WE HAVE FARM EQUIPMENT POSING AS A PRESIDENT

=FUCKING CUCK
SOMEONE THROW A SHOW AT HIS FACE

Putin is living rent free in these people's head.

She is crying again HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is this lesbian kamasutra?

IF YOU KILL (((OUR TERRORISTS))) YOU WIN.

Timestamp: 13:13:31

Timestamp: 13:14:15

Timestamp: 13:33:11
One datapoint is nothing, two datapoints are a coincidence, three datapoints are a trend line

400 pound HACKERS

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Holy fuck! Who is this?

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isn't she confirmed for CIA/DNC owned reporter?

400 POUND GUY?

wew lad

lol the 400 pound guy

400 POUND HACKER

Why did he pick the CNN woman again to ask a second question? Don't want to pick a reporter from Fox I guess?

Just got home from work, lads. Can one of you give me a really brief summary? Has anything big been said or is it just his typical nonsensical nigger ramblings? Thanks.

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Isn't Hourai Elixir a parasite that kills the host and becomes an immortal copy of it? That's not stasis-locking.

Admitting he has nothing.

400 POUND GUY CONFIRMED

TOPKEK MY SIDES!!!!

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Watch him dodge it, badly

TOTALLY TRUST ME, IM KANG NIGGER!

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I sincerely hope Trump actually is a Russian plant and the US becomes part of Russia.

Oboingo: I don't know shit about what Russia is doing, but they hacked us!

"Which hack?"

He said Podesta

400 pound hackers NEETS

Follow me guys. . .


OBONGO IS MESS

It was

SETH RICH

and you killed him for it, you fucking nigger!

This nigger is gay. I'm gonna go take a shit.

Go home Putin.

need updated internet hate machine

Obama is employing tactical boredom to stop me from watching this tripe so I'll just read the New York times tomorrow to get the gist of it

confirms, you're just envious of our waifus. Here's a VIDEO GAME cartoon waifu. Fuck you.

its fucking nothing

The latter. It's still going on too.

"We gave those lies to everybody"

400 lbs hacker

(((what i've seen)))

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And just like the human you are, you saw a trend and completely destroyed it by observing it at all.

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PEOPLE WHO'VE SEEN THE EVIDENCE DON'T DISPUTE IT
NO YOU CAN'T SEE IT!

No there is no evidence that Russia hacked the election.
Maybe.

Slimy son of a bitch

This Nigger cannot go fast enough!

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I think I recognize the voice, it the woman who cried on CNN after Trump won, Martha

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Wait, so you don't have all the information?

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HIgherarkigle

kek

Hierar-kike-al

Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia.
Oh, and did I mention Russian hackers?

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Jesus Christ, this is the "MUH TAX RETURNS" all over again.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT PUTIN!

I can't help it. Apophenia is an evolved response for survival in unfamiliar environments.

TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-THIS

QUESTION: DODGED

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uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

WHY DOES HE KEEP HITTING HIS PODIUM

Somebody get that clip of Cruz hitting his mic.

damnit martha

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(noice)

Donald Trump emboldens Russia!

"Nothing in Russia happens without Putin's knowledge"

OBAMA IS A MESS

THIS DRUMPF GUY EMBOLDENS RUSSIA, HE MEAN, HE WHAIT!

People keep interrupting him and he's getting pissed.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT WEEB!

you too

no

YES!

VNs ARE NOT VIDYA!!

YOU CAN'T GO FOR A SHIT IN RUSSIA WITHOUT PUTIN ORDERING IT. PERSONALLY DIRECTING THE FECAL FLOWS OF HIS CITIZENS

When will they find out that no one is falling for this bullshit.

OBAMA IS A BIG FAT MESS

No, it ties the imbiber's conceptual self to the essence of the Goddess of Eternity, making them temporally independent of the universe.

As terrible and insufferable as he is, i think he's been given many of these questions in advance, just like Clinton was given questions before the debate.

LOW ENERGY

OBAMA IS A MISTAKE
OBAMA IS A BIG
FAT
MESS

OBAMA IS A MISTAKE

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Does it really matter? Do unknown memes scare you or something?

CAN SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM OF HIM CALLING TRUMP "PRESIDENT TRUMP"?

I love that he's still pushing the China narrative even though there's literally ZERO proof it was them. Trump disclosing that it wasn't Russia & they had nothing to do with it is going to be fantastic. We're going to be best friends with Russia, & there's nothing he can do about it.

Putin confirmed possible not Russian. We're through the looking Glass here people.

You try so hard, faggot. kys

Will Trump suck Putin's dick?

Watch and see.

Putin confirmed as God King.

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(Check'd)

THE DOOR IS THAT WAY OBONGO

OBAMA AND HILLARY FOR JAIL

Fuck bi partisan, fuck the democrats and fuck the neo cons

YOU
ARE OUT
OF
POWER.

FUCK OFF.

(checked)

Well, looks like Kek wills it. Rev up that exit bag.

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this smug trump is new to me. saved.

THERE WE GO
INTERNET PROPAGANDA

Putin x Trump otp

Obama: "Please don't crucify me Trump I just wanna go golfing once I get out of this joint"

witnessed

I can't even fucking understand him, he talks so roundabout and pauses so much

rip infowars

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FAKE NEWS

Not making a jab at you bud, it's a repeatable phenomena.
Simply observing trends changes or obliterates them, it's probably got some spooky implications but but it's currently just seen as a quirk of being aware.

(checked)

WE NEED A NEW THREAD GOYS

He's on to comrades

January 20th can't come soon enough.

Little over a month to go and King Nigger starts wanting bipartisanship.

(((FAKE NEWS)))

FAKE NEWS

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SWITCH TO OPENBSD NIGGER

MUH INTERNET PROPAGANDA

Well that's good, because this election established a one party Republican state

FAKE NEWS

Welp, so Obongo is going to release some massive disinfo shit right before he leaves to get the media, cuckservatives, and democrats to attack Trump on Russia.

THIS FAGGOT KEEPS CALLING THE REPUBLICANS EBIL.
BUT WE'RE TOO PARTISAN.
FUCK YOU.

FAKE NEWS

FAKE NEWS
lets censor the internet folks!


that's from Israel

FAKE NEWS

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Say Alt Right OBAMA
SAY IT

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Took him long enough

WE RUSSIANS NOW

This fuck.

FAKE JEWS

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This is actually laughable. Historical speech my ass; Obongo has produced nothing of substance at all. He has just counter-signaled against Assad and Putin while trying to play up his legacy.

Confirmed trying too hard.

Que "muh fake news" talking point.

SAY IT

DOMESTIC PROPAGANDISTS

All that really needs to be said. You're a complete mess, Barry. Get off the podium and get out of the White House.
Fuck off

FAKE NEWS LMAO
PLEASE TUNE IN TO CNN AGAIN, OK?!

MUH FAKE NEWS
DOMESTIC PROPAGANDIST
FILTERMAN IS GONNA BE PISSED

Here we go with the fucking fake news again

DUDN SEEM DAT FAH FECHT

DOMESTIC PROPAGANDA!

FAKE NEWS

desperate
your turn

(((FAKE NEWS)))

(checked)

THE FAKE NEWS GOYIM
DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT ISN'T FROM US

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Mikhail Obama is a Russian Agent

DESPERATE

I think this guy actually loves anime and just wants to provoke us into posting more so he can fill up a folder with it.

F A K E N E W S
A
K
E

N
E
W
S

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Oh hai, Obama!

Domestic propaganda

MADE UP FACTS

Oy vey goyim only listen to us!

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(((DOMESTIC PROPAGANDISTS)))

Doesn't he realize he's describing his own party's strategy?
FACTS THAT ARE MADE UP
TALK RADIO
What is this 1992?

China stole a underwater us drone in front of a USA Warship

We have reached the point of openly declared information warfare.

It's going to get fucky from here on boys.

RUSSIAN SPONSORED TALK RADIO

MEME IT

FACTS THAT ARE MADE UP
FROM TALK RADIO

Jeeze he really hates Rush and Filterman

I can't tell if he is talking slow as fuck and stuttering or if my stream is imperfect.

FUCKING CUT THE BULLSHIT NIGGER

Jeez, just imagine the media being influenced by a few (((chosen))) people

WE NEED MORE GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF THE MEDIA GOYS

war is peace jews are white gas me now

You know, I think it all turned out pretty well all things considered.
I'm pretty comfy.

post limit is near
somebody make new thread

Holy shit Obama completely lost whatever charisma he ever had. He looks so lost and confused right now

CHINA

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CHYNA

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Time for us all to come together against Russia

DAMAGE CONTROL

twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/809859789434081280

WE NEED A NEW THREAD

FUCK RED CHINA!!!!!!!

checkek'd.

KEK VULT, MOTHERFUCKER

CHYNA

What a fucking kike.

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>>>/4cuck/

seriously that behavior is not acceptable here gtfo

so…. basically nothing happened then?

Mele Kalikimaka famalam.
youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI

Drudge bringin the bantz

Huh. Any relation to Frank Yankovic, the accordion player?

HOL UP

Jews versus Jews user.

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Top kek Malik. Dubs confirm shitpost status