*Hosts your boner for Saturday night monster movies*

Literally the only similarities are, wearing a black dress, and hosting horror movies. What a retarded comment. You think Joe Bob Briggs ripped off Bob Wilkins because they both wore shirts?

Heard you faggots were looking for best girl

How do I watch Elvira nowadays

dick in hand, same as always

and the names ending in -vira

also, I have no idea who Joe Bob Briggs and Bob Wilkins are

There's a boxset, doesn't seem to be a decent torrent out there.

German here, how many Elviras were there? I mean how many actresses portrayed the character?

TV used to be fun.

Just the one

how does she still look good in her 60's? is she an actual witch?

This is how the Jew destroyed America. I've been watching a lot of old porn, usually of the more BDSM variety but from the 70s and 80s and women in it were still actually women instead of the succubi you find nowadays. It's sad really everyone fell for that meme and here we find ourselves at the end of western civilization but there was no way to prevent it.

Close, but Angelyne is best girl.

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I got inspired by those spooky globes.

One of these became a gilf and the other became a creepy muppet. Care to guess which ones which?

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God I love Elvira.
Semi-related, anyone remember Up-All-Night?

Superior horror host coming thru

not as well as I'd like. all horror b-movies should require hosts, in all formats. like it should be a FCC regulation. joe bob briggs is a pretty cool guy too.

elvira is beyond criticism, stop trolling.

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I love seeing him get all worked up about censoring in movies. His epic rant during the Friday the 13th marathon was amazing.

Start with unfucking your woman. That much is enough.

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damn shame about the weight gain. She also has shit taste in Horrorkino.

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't still hit that tbh.

What films did she show?

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das rite

Has she been blacked yet?

Look at that face. Not even human. Elvira looks like (and is) an actual woman.

Nope, she's pure.

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Is it that hard to stay in your containment board? >>>/cuteboys/

Oh look a gay underage.

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sounds like you should crawl back to your safespace (ie reddit) so you won't get triggered so badly tbh

Reddit is the place that loves faggots and trannies, you'd like it there.

Sounds like you are speaking from experience.

My mistake. You didn't make it exactly clear what you're complaining about. I agree with you.

>>>/reddit/

Yeah I was complaining about the trannies being posted later on in the thread, not elvira or any other actual women. It's not enough that they do it in one thread, they've recently been spreading their cancer in almost every thread that involves girls, even the fucking tomoko thread.

Shit user you are retarded. Maybe you should see some Vampira.

usa UP all night!

Looking forward to this October where I will continue my tradition of nightly horror movie watches every day of the month.

I wish I had a Cinemageddon account..!

Any wizened Holla Forumsnons got some tips on where to find great VHS era horror classics? Or just weird rare stuff?

Last year I downloaded a lot of Mario Bava movies and didn't watch them. I intend to watch many of them this October.

Youtube has a shit load of old 80s VHS rips if you just search 80s horror full movies. You will find a bunch of cheap trashy shit. We used to have a stream 3 nights a week watching it.

I like it.

Leatherface with a fresh mask

TV really WAS fun back in the day

Who dis?

this man's boytoy/son.
did you miss the thread friendo?

Liev screiber's son

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Quelle horreur! Why won't they respect our safespaces?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Pizzagate was always real.

I thought cuteboys was just fags who wear womens clothes and not genuine trannies?

Does the difference really matter?

Well one is a huge faggot and one is a mentally ill faggot.

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Faggots at least don't want to chop their dick off and stick a rod into a gaping wound to keep it from healing. It's all a matter of perspective.

How are men in drag related to this thread or all the other threads you ruined?

Gays get aids on purpose though.

Fair actually

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This is a thread about horror hosts, is it not?
Well, Bailey did host a horror show.

They're not, he's just an obnoxious faggot hell bent on destroying the few decent threads that pop up from time to time.

Get the fuck outta here.

The first part of the thread was enjoyable, anons were posting shit from a time when TV was actually fun to watch.
And then you posted balding boy Bailey.

So, Bailey thread?

But somehow an ugly tranny is better?

Yup.

How? Every single pic of him looks like a demon wearing someone else's skin.

And Elivra does not?

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Compared to him, no. And that still doesn't explain random tranny posting in threads that have nothing to do with it.

did someone say Bayley?

*in other threads

Since you are clearly too fucking dumb to read, how about a picture?

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I'd love to see her teaming up with Alice Cooper

Quit trying to hide what it really looks like.

THICC

DICC

there was only one time it was cute, it was known as linetrap then. that time is over. now it's just a balding bulbous behemoth. It's the fate that awaits all of these abominations. get your faps in while you can faggots.

It was until trannies, being the even bigger cancer invaded the already existing cancer.

women tend to age like milk, so that is a universal advice tbh

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Elvira is only Cassandra Peterson. She did try a show once to find a new Elvira but I dont think one was found.
There are other horror hosts but they are different characters for completely different shows.

If you don't count the porn parodies, then it's just been Cassandra the whole time.

Cassandra said that all the contestants had the look, but none of them had the humour. It was either far too crass, or just not funny at all.

user, what do you expect from a board where actual, literal cuckolds post? I've been in the BDSM community for a while. Cucks are the lowest of the low. No one likes them. Submissive men look down on them. Submissive women despise them. No dominant, man or woman, will have anything to do with either a cuck or his bitch. If any swingers find out the man is a cuck and the woman is a bitch like that, no one will swing with them. I've seen that before. I've seen cuckold couples run out of BDSM parties and clubs by doms whipping them as they go. And yet here be the cucks, proud of themselves for being less than zero as a human. You're not a man. A cuck might as well be castrated and the woman might as well be sold into sexual slavery. It started with a few people posting cuck shit "ironically." Then the real cucks showed up thinking they were in good company and Holla Forums went to shit. Now, you got the tranny fags. Who, to be fair, are at least a bit better than the cucks. But now it's like the old saying: That white speck on top of chicken shit is chicken shit too. Cucks are the brown shit, trannies and their fucktoys are the white speck. Both still shit.

t. self hating cuck from Holla Forums

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t. closeted cuck from /reddipol/

back to stormfront, porky, your spooks are welcome there

Looks like a cuck got his fee fees hurt. Go cry in your cuckshed while being laughed at by the homo who takes bukkake.

Stormfront is the norm here, or it was until the last few months.

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You're an asshole and your unkind words have wounded me emotionally

Would you like some nude photos of my girlfriend

Isn't it all just some sad operation from the leftards to try to make boards safer for their marxxist ilk because they believe that posting cuck porn will somehow make da ebul natsees go away?

truly they must fundamentally misunderstand the situation to believe that could work

It's them trying to understand the right, they have all kinds of rediculous things they get triggered about, so they assume we have them as well.
This is what happens when your ideology glorifies weakness.

what are you 13?

get some taste you faggot

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Up All Night and Monster Vision were my childhood! Back in the 90s, every weekend it was Sega, Nintendo and those shows! Truly, they were the best of times!

I'd still hit it.

I'm only interested in the furniture. Where do you buy that stuff, it looks so comfy?

Is that supposed to be Remilia? Remilia a cute. I wonder what she thinks of horror.

But Elvira wasn't funny, she was just eye candy. Shame the goth movement died, so many cute girls.
I hate that man so much, yes it's envy.

Is that second pic recent? She still looks good. She's 65 and is hit it.

Was her show any good?

and how! she needed stitches afterwards

I fucking hate Tom Jones.
Meanwhile a guy who bedded thousands of women got to be that guy.

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Christ Imagine this…

plowing this.

her movies are pretty fun tbh

It would be a 70s porno shoot. I can imagine it.

It's not incredibly clever but I still laughed at both.

BOOKS

YOU HAD ONE JOB

struck a nerve?

spoiler that shit

she's fucking naked

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Ha ha great post! Well meme'd my friend!

Why aren't you shitposting in the designated shitting thread aka the /GoT/ General?

Are there images in her goth look?
Because without it, as in this case, I couldn't care less. I didn't realise just how big a deal the goth part was until this image.
Makes me wonder how much better other hot acctresses would be as goths. But in current year they would probably be the shaved head goths.

But they're just as bad. Who the fuck are they trying to fool?

was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

There are still a few goth chicks around. But many of them are just fucked up mentally chicks in black.

I love Elvira but cassendra has gone sjw mode and reading her tweets and instagram is hell on earth

Considering he died fat, bloated, and addicted to the very thing he claimed to hate, I suppose so.

Any pics?

Why did the bush have to disappear?

because the constitution only allows two terms per guy

TWO TERMS

This board should have less Tranny porn and more bush.