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This. It's like watching a zombie apocalypse movie all over again.

They should have created a second line of defence and kept hacking at it to prevent it from freezing.

Honestly, given how cold it should be, the water would have frozen much sooner. Idk what timespan this is supposed to be, but apparently long enough for thoras to die/freeze.

Secondly, they could have just thrown some soldiers across the ice.

Thirdly, they should have retreated sooner.

Fourthly, why didn't the Nightking throw some ballistic missles at them?

This too. Why didn't they bring any dragonglass weapons with them? This is so retarded.

this

Didn't think about that. But tbh it's very close to the Wall and it should be kinda temperate.

They could have looted it and they also wear unique armor, so it's not beyond them.

Bran cloned himself and got converted into the Night King. It takes some time between each shot to pull another posicle dildo out of the boypussy of his sissy clone. He is very jealous and guards him from the view of the other Walkers.

Stop. I would have critized the showrunners, if they did your idea too.
You could easily fill his mouth with rope or whatever.

D&D cockblocked me so much this and last episode. I was waiting for Sansa to be all over her sister and hug the shit out of her, stroking her head and pushing against her bosom. Crying like the girly girl EVERYONE SAYS SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
I kept waiting for her to say: "I have seen enough plots and deceit in King's Landing. Arya, you are my sister and this is not you."

SO WHAT? She should be overjoyed at havign her sister back and it would be a good character contrast. The child soldier who suddenly gets his family back and feels like she should be happy, but can't deal with her very touchy sister.

And no I am not a masiefag.

I want a GoT strategy game where you play as the night king

Warcraft 3

youtube.com/watch?v=J2C_7QLwsnc

this is Bran who time travelled to the past becoming the Night King

Again, this is a sister she last saw standing by the guy who murdered her father and before that murdered her best friend. The sister who always made her feel like an outsider in her own family. If Jon had been there when she returned it probably would have gone down like you describe but without family to bond them (not counting special needs raisin bran) they're just two polar opposite personalities who don't even look like each other.

I am speaking from Sansa's perspective.
I don't mind it if they do the psychotic Arya scene, but I would have liked to see Sansa respond to it with love and laughing at Arya's threat and just hugging her, which is the last thing Arya would have expected.

Yup. Let Sansa play the girly girl. They constantly reference it, but they never let her.

I want to see a bit more of their chemistry behind the scenes. Btw the actress seems to really like licking people randomely. (which is best fetish)

Nah, fam, all the girls gotta be STRONK and BADASS having emotions is sexist.

I knew someone might say this and I didn't want to say it myself. It makes me sad that you are probably right.

It's either that or her dialogue being written by a man, who thinks that way. While a woman with the same beliefs might have written it differently.

OuaT probably have more qts - the lack of Maisiemodo certainly helps too.
Not sure if the writing is any better tho.

No need for that, we're good here, thanks.

Except it's been established Salsa has a growing lust for power. Watching her sister defeat Brienne (who's basically for her what the mountain is to cersei) no doubt made her feel threatened and Arya senses it. Her main character motivation is still revenge while Salsa just wants to sit around eating lemon cakes and criticizing her betters.

Nah, I just don't buy that at all from the writers, if that is the case. I expect them at least including a reference to her now owning the Dreadfort in that case.

And even if that is the writer's intention, it's still very clear that they just do it for drama and that her "lust for power" will result in nothing of consequence.

Oh and okay, let's for argument's sake assume that is true and she is now that machiavellian character.
Even more reason for Sansa to give me what she wants and start acting all touchy-feely with her sister.

Think you meant Arya.
That kid is totally out of control. Sansa was trying to reign her in, but she's gonna go full retard and start shit that will get people killed at a time when they should be banding together to fight the white walkers.

Looks like bunnyseries has a episode 6 up early m8s

This was pretty nice episode!

The Tyrion-Dany scene was a bit cringey though, and Emilia's acting when the dragon died was shite.

Be back soon with the Best of Leaked Episode

i'm not surprised

Why was it the worst, oh one with so superior taste?

I mean. I am okay with how Arya is acting. She is basically a child soldier/orphan who grew up with very traumatic experiences.

The problem is with Sansa and with the show's ever changing way to portray Arya. In one Episode she is heroic. In others she is quite disturbed when meeting Hot Pie, but I guess her gulping down food was her "back in civilization moment", even though it really doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
And now she is acting extremely paranoid, psychotic "lol sis, I wonder what it would be like to cut your face of your skull and wear your skin xD, nothing personell, I am no one"

Maisie was just wonderful

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Guess D&D haven’t got the faintest idea how to write her character without GURM’s books to work from.

Her interaction with Sansa in this episode (six) was some of the cringiest shit I have seen in this show.
Bran is not Bran any longer and Arya isn’t Arya.
Arya doesn’t come off as grown up or wise or mature, she’s just an edgelord ninja assassin, being passive aggressive/threatening to her own sister – one of the last two siblings and family member’s she’s got left.

Unless Jon arrives back at Winterfell soon, Arya will do something stupid and wreck things.

Like what? She won't kill Sansa, we saw it now

Believe it or not during north american winters it's summertime in places like australia, hence my comment does indeed make sense. Butthole.

She doesn't even act that way with Jon and their history has a lot less friction.

Ftfy

Jesus ygritte makes maisie look good in this pic. Looks like emma stone's aborted twin.

As nearly always!

Like further undermine Sansa’s authority in front of the Northern Lords? Forcing Sansa to look to Littlefinger for advice? Keep on killing people on her list, which would undoubtedly cause more infighting, especially now, at a time when they need to work together?

Believe it or not, Australia is on the Southern Hemisphere. Most of Westeros is on the same level as Essos, you fucking dunce.

Do you think Sansa really wants to be the "underling" of Jon? I don't think so. And if Jon makes an alliance with Dany, that way another person comes in the picture, who is above in authority over her. Do you think Sansa will be happy then? People know she can't do anything as a leader, just the writers make characters praise her - or CIA does. And CIA is actively undermining everyone everywhere. Arya is starting to belive Sansa and starting to realize she probably walked into CIA's trap, so no, this won't happen.
Ahh, like how? CIA is the only one here who Sansa trusts? Then she is in big trouble already…
So they have to keep CIA alive for the Lords of the Vale?

The thing is that the "cheerful girly girl" Persona worked with Margaery. Sansa is described by everyone as also being a girly girl, but she just doesn't act like it.

Have you ever seen her happy in the show and show it in some outburst of emotion?

IIRC they even tried to insert some historic tension between them, by saying that Sansa acted "horribly" to him in the past, even though they had no real interaction in the show during season 1.

And yes, I would like her to act that way with Jon too. Was there any male character besides Jon, who she could trust and feel protected by?

I am tried to this artifical drama. One of them, probably Sansa should have said: "We are sisters, we should love each other. Not plot against each other. Now who was it you got the scroll from?"

Oh Littlefinger? He told me that I should tell Brienne to assassinate you …

hmm ….

writing and actors are way better and it is a more mature show.

Sansa told Brienne to go away, that means she doesn't want to take CIA's advice. Arya put down the dagger when she could carve up Sansa, taht means she doesn't want to kill her either. They are slowly starting to trust each other

They got nothing to do with CIA this season, and having him stand around in power stance, unmoving, in the center of winterfell would be too daring even for HBO.

oh, so you are D&D now, are you?

We have no reason to think Sansa would go against Jon. She, and the Northern Lords, will probably not like it when Jon bends the knee to Dany, but she won’t be the one to go against him.

Stop jumping to conclusions. I never said she trusted him, I said she might want his advice. You don’t have to fully trust someone to ask for their advice – Dany asked for Jon’s advice on what to do as well.

Obviously! Robyn likes Littelfinger, and there is also the fact that without Littlefinger convincing Robyn to let the army of the Vale come to their rescue at the Battle of the Bastards, the Boltons would have annihilated them.

pls stop avatarfagging with that ugly ogre

It's pitched up though.

Which Sansa deftly takes care of in the last episode by revealing Littlefinger killed his mom.

Yeah, nothing says ‘I trust you’ like pretending you are going to cut off your sister’s face. I’m surprised they didn’t hug at the end tbh.

GTFO with that shit you moron.

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You mean the same murder she helped covering up as a suicide by lying? Great plan Sansa.

But we have reasons after the last episode to think that Arya has reasons to go against Sansa? After that dagger scene?
We've been through this. He said she should ask Brienne to take down Arya. In response to that, Sansa sent Brienne awqay. I think that means she doesn't care what CIA has to say.
Who else could have she asked in that place? Miss Andy, who knows nothing about warfare? Tyrion, whom she was angry at? Varys, whom she was angry at too? The Blood Rapist?
He is very far from there…

Then tell me what the fuck did she meant by turning the dagger towards herself and giving it to Sansa and then leaving her alone?

spoilered for user

How does user proceed?

Which is why I used it for the example, dummy. LOAW is geographically comparable to the arctic and during southern hemisphere winters it gets WARMER there. Ffs pick your battles better.

Glad you enjoyed it :) Personally loved everything right until the dragons showed up, I elaborate a bit more about that two threads back
Giv giv giv!

Why is she so pink though?
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Yes! They were never that close growing up. Arya was always closer with Jon.
Arya handing the knife to Sansa felt more like a threatening message. ‘An offer you can’t refuse.’
If she feels Sansa could potentially oppose Jon, she would undoubtedly side with Jon.

You maybe. I haven’t talked about that before.
Littlefinger said Brienne would protect both of them, so Sansa sent Brienne away to prevent her from siding with Arya if it came to that.

No one. She certainly didn’t care what Tyrion had to say. She’s going to become a crazed tyrant like her father, unless her forced romance with Jon can reel her in.

Implying distance means a thing in this show any longer - implying people don't use ravens to communicate

Ask someone if I could keep them
Then trade my Sophie for another Maisie

I don’t suppose you have a source to back up your claim?

If you think the temperature difference would be great enough to produce anything even remotely like in your picture you are even dumber than I initially assumed.

It is called the Land of Always Winter for a reason. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Considering her experiences in past seven years, why exactly would you expect to wise up? Being edgy and borderline psychotic is her natural development and reaction to what she's been through. You're also conveniently ignoring the deeply rooted animosity she feels towards Sansa, they didn't get along well even before the whole Joffrey/Nymeria/Micah incident, let alone after. As for Sansa, it's understandable she feels torn between CIA and Maisie, considering the former bailed her out numerous times and it's thanks to him that they aren't all dead by Bolton swords, while the latter became a complete stranger to her and openly threatens her. Never cared for Salsa much (who does?) and wouldn't mind if Maisie rekt her, but as we all know they'll team up in the last episode of this season and end CIA's flight plan.

Littlefinger tried to have Royce killed, so he has no love for him. And Sansa can always plead muh vagina with the other Vale lords.

The light of her soul shines through her skin

Sounds good.

That's 2deep4 this series

OuaT has been kinda stale for a while now. They are even soft rebooting it because it is so stale and the MC who was supposed to be the little kid is an obnoxious teenager.

(GoT is still shit tho.)

Royce knows that Robyn likes Littlefinger tho, and he probably won't do anything to antagonise the Lord of the Vale.

Well done, but I'm not sure you'd pull off such trade in current market. A Maisie is worth at least three Sophies these days

Does it have any sapphic scenes?

Speaking of porn, how does Dany know the size of Jon's dick?

Now she's threatening to jump, and only because you're trading her best friend around like some collectible card! What have you done?

why not in the show? :(

She can't go anywhere. I'll get her a new friend who conatins less cocaine

Couldn't D&D throw in a line about how hungry the Hound was after sitting on that damn island for 2-3 days at least?

It's known all around Westeros by know, poor Kitlet can't catch a break
@4:55

I was expecting scenes where they piss in the snow while the skeltals watch them.

Also, when Sandor kicked the zombie, the other zombies started to scream and shout. I thought Beric would use this to their advantage, burn their zombie and that would have made the other zombies burn too. I know, it's completly bonkers, but would have worked in the D&D universe

That's why you need to fully immerse yourself in behind the scenes /got/ lore, plenty of borderline lesbo Mophies to go around

Wouldn't that be exactly what Littlefinger would want? For Sansa to send Brienne away, so there is one less obstacle in his way. Brienne swore to protect both sisters, and now she has been sent away.

I think they are beyond giving a fucking at this point.
Who cares if shit doesn't make sense as long as they can have awesome fights and dragons on screen.

Yeah exactly, it was shot in a way that makes it seem it's all happening in a day, which doesn't make much sense

Now that's what you call being in charge, bravo

Where's the BestOf?

Perhaps. But Brienne couldn't keep her safe from the Northern Lords, if they wanted to cut her… Also, we saw that she can't beat Arya either. So I guess she is useless.

I'm working on it, brother. It will be ready in about an hour at most

Yeah the map you just posted.

Holy shit THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FROZEN LAKE YOU TOOL. No, I wasn't saying there would be grass and flowers only that the temperature could conceivably and most probably rise high enough to thin the ice. Protip: if it was truly always winter there wouldn't be a goddam lake to freeze over in the first place, stephen hawking. Did it honestly never occur to you the name might just be a figure of speech? Kind of like how greenland isn't really green and iceland isn't really made out of ice? Jumping jesus on a pogo stick a world half the size of earth where summers last for a decade and you're triggered by the idea of temperature rising a few degrees somewhere cold. Anons never cease to baffle me.

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That's what Jack thought as well, and look how it turned out for him. Maisiecat on the roof, attempting to lure her back with alcohols while she's already having and affair with the guy who rapes in her iBoy and starting a "relationship" with Bill on the side. A disaster

Maisie asks if you spoiler stuff like fuck (f*ck), why don't you spoiler rape as r***?

post more pictures of Sandra licking other cast members

read this, Westeros itself doesn't make sense
medium.com/migration-issues/westeros-is-poorly-designed-3b01cf5cdcaf

Has anyone figured out what the distance between Eastwatch and Dragonstone is supposed to be?

See

The harshness of the winter obviously varies, we even see a little vegetation that far north.
The lake had clearly just started to freeze solid for the winter – the ice was still thin when the party arrived.

Greenland was far greener when the Norsemen settled there, and it is rapidly losing ice now, during the summer. The ice-loss during summer is far greater than the ice-gain during winter.

There is nothing at all to indicate your retarded idea that it would become warmer during winter. Clearly winter in Westeros covers the entire continent.

Night King should heed those Tarly words!

Are the books just as retarded, or is this (((D&D's))) doing?

Oh we're all aware of that, you won't find anyone here praising Gurm's hacky worldbuilding. I'm just curious because in the end it might actually turn out it's feasible, assuming the Lads Crew were on the island for a whole night and next day

Does it mean it's possible then? Not sure what the >5 hours implication is

D&D's doing. Books do account for the distances involved.

No. See:

THEN READ.

NO THEY DO NOT! THEY DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE EITHER.

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CK2 Geheimnisnacht

It's too long user, give us tl;dr

Yes they do. They may be retarded and littered with scat fetishes but they do at least account for the traveling going on when convenient They also don't do the teleporting.

Is r*** a rude word? Might be actually, I'm not up to 2017 Tumblr vocabulary

TL;DR:
Shit doesn't make sense, even in the book.
The guy in the article goes over a lot of possibilities. How big Westeros is. How densly populated it is. How urbanized it is.

Maximum Westeros size is potentially South America with a population of many hundreds of millions. George is shit when it comes to that. He admitted himself that he made the Wall way too big and it truly is way too big.

You know, if you don't read it, then I am not going to respond to that.

Does this mean you are up till 2016?

Your initial comment was this
Now you're saying
You want to move goalposts this blatantly fine but at least stop calling me retarded.

Is what possible

Did my research all the way back in 2015 for Maisie's Always #LikeAGirl summit, like the dedicated Maisiefriend I am :) Unfortunately it means that my knowledge is completely obsolete in [current year], you know how these things change every month ;_;

Will they be consistent with show established lore and make the resurrected dragon shatter if just being hit by a single dragonglass arrow?

Also does anyone else want to see Bronn getting chased in King's Landing Terminator style by the Mountain? I know it's probably not happening, but I wish it would.

None. May be for the best with that cast.

Why do you do this to yourself?

Kindly delet

Because I want to f*ck Maisie in the butt!

you could have at least give me a (you) for copying all that information from the link I posted earlier user

do you ahve a pic of them cuddling the other way around?

After those pics you've showed, I want to do that too!

This nor as old it is geologically speaking, what is even the age of the universe they live in?

The way I understand it, zombie dragon became just another wight unit, although an elite one obviously. Meaning he won't fall apart after contact with dragonglass like white walkers do, but he'll "die" instantly if Night's King is rekt.

I wanted to quote the post with link → but made a mistake, apologies user. It's a good article too, recommending for all /got/ friends

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She brings you a child prostitute as a gift for your date?

More like a new roommate for you to take care of, while Maisie is out partying with Sophie

No women is worth that much. Get out of here!

Try this!

Will there be a Live Thread though?

I appreciate D&D gave us the zombie bear after omitting it in S2 when Night's Watch gets rekt by Fist of First Men in the book. He's a proper nasty fella

I doubt she'd enjoy that, user.

Unrelated but came across pic related earlier doing an image search. Always feel bad for the killed off cast, imagine them showing up to parties and it being awkward like classmates who already graduated or switched to a different school. They're nice to them and everything, take pictures and more or less make them feel included, but then eventually it's ugh who invited oberyn. Obviously different for someone like ygritte who's engaged to the star of the show or Ned who's had a big career outside the show, but those others….
Just kind of sad.

They live in the fabled time of 2017

Thank you, Sir Gifmaker :) Maybe you could combine it with #LIVE sh*tposting on Monday because it's rather small (for you)?

Sure, Mr. Tough Guy

Who cares if Westeros gets taken over by ice zombies, they have boats and other continents.

Kek, good post. Now imagine (You)rself being invited to a GoT cast party for some reason, perhaps winning an online competition or something, and mingling with the actors there. How would you do? Do you think you'd make friends with them, or perhaps even something more with the ladies?

What is even the White Walkers reason for wanting to kill everyone?

I'm beginning to think you're ignoring me on purpose fagit

If you are a Maisiemodoposter chances are you are just avatarfagging and talking shite about your waifu.

No

cheers

Different user, but

Only if you make your own.
You tards are the scourge of these threads - non-stop avatarfagging and talking about an actress no one gives a fuck about, only to occasionally mention something even remotely related to the fucking show.

You think we include a Maisie in every single of our posts? You think we never discuss show/books without any mention of her, be it in text or attached image?
Wrong!

Those weird elf creatures Bran met captured a human and used magic to program him to kill other humans because they didn't want humans invading their land.

T-thanks, Leaf

Yes.
Sad!

So they are basically robots operating on their original programming (destroy all humans)?

What was the point of Jon's mini-cliffhanger when we fell into the lake and Dany flies away? Did anyone actually think he might die there?

Fake news

No. They (GURM & D&D) have written themselves into a corner there - Jon can't die because his plot armour won't allow it, yet they need tension and for the characters in the show to think he can die.

Low energy shitposting/avatarfagging.

Getting drunk because her nudes leaked?

The only reason Sansa would get Brienne out of the way is if she were planning on having Arya captured for treason. Otherwise I think I missed something.

yes that's pretty much it. take the WhitePill, they're literally just doing their jobs.

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no such thing

underrated

What did Maisie meant by that expression there?

I'm telling ya, I won't do that. I'd pass her down >for you
and then you could accomodate her and her refugees in your home.

I thought Dany and Jon could go away with their people, and leave the ice skeltals there to destroy Cersei and come back and take them. The problem is, the skeltals would multiply in large numbers…

Sorry chief…

Nigga, I'm the one who makes these every week, second year now.

The same with Jamie's fake death in a pond.

Would depend on how much drinking was involved since without alcohol am shy and anxious. Would swing for the fences with Faye or Emilia no doubt striking out (would settle for a selfie though) and as the night went on work my way down the chain of nude extras in brothel scenes until I got a # or Facebook add, maybe even use beer goggles to go for a salsa or yara greyjoy. As far as hanging out with the male cast would probably do well actually chatted up sean bean for a few minutes years ago couldn't have been nicer since am a lifelong anglophile. Jorah seems like he'd be interesting to hang out with, oh yeah almost forgot, quick storytime
interviewed peter dinklage years ago at the hollywood forever cemetary. It was a duel ghost whisperer/supernatural promotional event where they were projecting scenes from the show onto the side of a mausoleum, also had a bunch of Patron tents with speakers set up blasting ac/dc and guns & roses songs. He was with Tom Cruise's cousin (forget his name) who was also on the show and had to shout boilerplate questions since I'd never seen an episode or even knew what the show was about. Takeaway of the night was that time I interviewed a midget in a cemetary and couldn't hear him over the heavy metal. Good times :D
Anyhoo, what would you do at a GoT party?

Leaf was so fuggable. Sadly, she's into foreign object insertion.

Her body language is saying "I want to blow kit harrington".
Kit's body language is saying "get me away from this killed off the show nobody".

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I'd hit on Faye Marsay too:1 Probably would want a pic with Gwendoline Christie, because she is a big girl. Would eye Maisie all night long and probably won't dare to go near her, because it would further ruin her image in my mind.

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That's not what I've meant, but you've still got me there

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Not even for a selfie? Would think that would be like the holy grail to a maisiefriend.

Ned wanted her to become a cockle sales maid?

I'm 95% sure that she'd weave me away… But if I'd be around the others, maybe she'd be curious about who I'd be, and maybe she'd come around:1 Being a writer makes me desirable company, I wonder?

A face not even a mother could love…
Poor thing.

Looks like Satan himself

But Maisie is very cute there

That's one of my fetishes

KEK. You absolute madman!

Not unless you're in some kind of position to get her work, otherwise you better be a chad
All she's interested in now is guys who can either advance her career or have six pack abs she can snort lines of molly off of.

If I'm invited to that party, that means I am someone already. Maybe I'm a writer who's novels will be turned into a movie or tvseries, so then I'm desirable company:1

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You mean I'm a face-changing assassin and that's why I get to be there? Wearing someone else's face?

Who's face would you wear on that party, /got/?

Holy fuck everyone is so fucking retarded! I cleary said
16 THOUSAND MILES, THAT IS 16,000!!! 16 (COMA) 000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FUCKING 1,500 AKA 1 THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED MILES. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!! ONE BOX ON MY MAP WAS 800 MILES!!!!!!!!!!!

God I want to dump a hot cum load in her vagina

Who doesn't?

I don't get your obsession with Maisie. She is a typical British woman with a potato of a face, who will grow up to look like Susan Boyle.

people who can see.

She was a very cute and funny and cool girl during Season 3-4. She had way bigger tits too. I was enamoured with that version of hers. Now she is hot, but she is also so different… She is standing out with her ayy lmao features. I love big eyebrows too!

Hey, at least Susan can sing.

Maisie can sing too

Does anyone else see sexual tension in that scene, where the female cotf tie a man down and Leaf seems to take joy from slowly sliding the obsidian into his heart as his eyes bulge in terror?

IMO choice femdom except for the stabbing in the heart part. Would rather she abused his cock before woman on top fuck and then cuddles.

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You know that's over half earth's supposed circumference, right?

Bullshit. I've seen every movie and short film of hers, and she is great in all of them. Even very bad movies like Heatstroke are better only because she is in them.
I like her singing, but I also like the voice of Jimi Hendrix, despite people saying he couldn't sing either… So I guess this is personal taste.

You know that's over half of earth's supposed circumference, right? Like 6 USA's set end to end?

Yeah I know the earth has a circumference of like 30k+ miles. But I happen to read the scale wrong. Opps.

Where do I watch the leaked episode six?

The previous thread has multiple links

I'd put on kitlet's face take ygritte into the nearest bedroom and drill her like deep water horizon.

sharemovies.net/watch/xqpO4z0v-game-of-thrones-season-7/episode-6.html

Thank you.

Good choice!

I still got 3200 miles.

Fuck me, thats 500 not 800. So its 2000 miles.

sorry for double post first one didn't show. Official distance btw is 24,901 but that's only for globetards

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I was nicer to him

By the way, did anyone notice the new editing style I've used in the Best of?

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Why is it only snowing in the north, why isnt it snowing at kings landing yet? I thought winter was here. Will it even reach past the riverlands?

chill faggot, everyone loves the compilations

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The leaked episode was beyond simple or rushed, it was a fucking cringe fest.

Makes it worse that they delayed this season too for this shitfest.

What a shit show.

Thank you.

I didn't see the second reply.

I noticed I didn't get to watch the episode yet so I didn't do my review in time :-(

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I know there's literally only one character at Casterly Rock (3 if you count Euron & Yara presumably)

But can we at least have someone mention 1/2 of Dany's army the best half that is literally starving to death half a continent away?

I was honestly going to bring this up. She looks turned on.

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Don't even remember typing such post lmao, must have been during one of our /got/ parties while I was completely Maisie'd
It figures :)

Haha

We'll see more of that in the Carpool Karaoke, do you have any idea when is it going to released? Wasn't it supposed to be out by now?

Can't say I did, what's different? Seems more symetrical maybe?

Love how user keeps correcting himself until he gradually goes from 16,000 miles to 2,000. Underrated

Whoa, are you a journalist?

This is arousing just to read, let alone imagine.
*starts doing crunches*

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Joe Dempsie's, duh? Reasons being self-explanatory

I bet he'll survive the whole thing, because he's basically all that's left of the wildling plotline. Also Tormund has become GoT's Gimli, no writer wants to willingly give up a fun character like that

Give me a few hours, a day at tops.

Are you into skeleton stuff? Nice butt though

No comprendo

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yes please, I love skinny girls. if I had a threesome with ygritte and kennelfu I'd cum so hard my heart would stop

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To make him ill so they could have the scene where Dany watches him sleep and sees his scars. That's the reason. Otherwise he'd have just flown back and nothing would have come of it. They also needed him to be a hothead to give wighty time to slay a dragon.

What are you implying user?

adult life his hard tbqh

I don't think Kit knows this feel

No cock, no rescue

I was. Shitposting on an imageboard in '04 led to 5 years of paid writing, travel and celebrity elbow running till corrupt studio bullshit ruined everything. Stopped writing after that till gamergate happened then I found this place and been happy shitposting anonymously and for free ever since :^)
Sage for off topic.

So, here's my take on that. I've divided it into a side quest and main quest, the former being a necessary prerequisite in order to succeed at the latter.
1. Approach Nikolaj Coster Waldau and engage him in football discussion. It's something I have vast nerdy knowledge about, and from what I've seen he's very passionate about the sport as well and follows several leagues. For two guys with some alcohol at hand, it's basically a bottomless source of discussion. And although actors are usually very socially skilled and used to events such as cast parties, I imagine it can still be quite awkward and forced for them. That's why I believe that if Nikolaj could actually talk about something he's interested in for a change, he'd gladly go along. Now after about 5 shots of liquor, 5 beers and 45 minutes later, confidence boosted to maximum after befriending Nikolaj, bystanders acknowledging you're not an autist and alcohol level just right enough to loosen up but not be a blabbering mess, I would proceed to the main quest - f*cking Maisie in the butt.
2. This is where the tricky part begins, because as we all know, a girl decides whether you'd be welcome in her bed or not within initial 5 seconds of contact. The classic and proven method is approaching your target's friend while giving your real interest a cold shoulder so she'll be hungry for your attention. However, this won't work because Sophie and Maisie have been to perhaps more than a hundred parties/nights out together and Sophie usually gets more attention by your average tasteless club Chad. Meaning Maisie is used and immune that by now. Another option is making a kind offer of mind altering substances, preferably stimulants, but once again this is a surefire recipe for disaster. We had a firsthand report from cuckchan /got/ user who tried this and the result was a "F*ck off" on her part. Therefore, my approach of choice would be making a smart, witty remark of no more than 2 sentences intended to establish confidence and sharp mind, while also transfering the focus on her person.

So on the question of Dany making it to save our boys - is Beyond the Wall far enough north that you don't have a regular day/night cycle? Gurm has said the world is an actual planet, and on our planet if you're near enough the poles you have months-long stretches where the sun never goes down or alternately never comes up depending on where we are in our orbit. Granted, they didn't do anything to indicate the amount of time elapsed between Gendry running back to Eastwatch and Dany arriving. But we have an upper bound on the time based on the fact that nobody starved and only one froze to death. Wights don't eat, and presumably neither do the WWs, so they could have just stood there watching the crew for a few days (which kind of makes sense tbh because you could either attack and lose some of your wights or wait them out and gain however many didn't manage to get burned).

what kinda shitty job you got that makes so you can't watch a show on sunday at 9 PM

Some people work weird hours. If you get all ready for bed and go to sleep after the show ~10 and get 8 hours of sleep that puts you waking up at 6 am, which is plenty early for a 9-5.

That's cool user, good for you. Interestingly enough, I have a similar story. Holla Forums discussions sharpened my media analysis skill to the point where I've become a reviewer for several outlets in my country, but quit after 5 years in March and enjoying NEETdom right now :) Didn't interview anyone notable though

Not everyone lives in America, user.

Sophie do really love the cock, always with her tongue out.
Good girl :)

Sorry I don't speak subhuman.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I remember wights initially attacking them during day, then Gendry running exhausted during night/dark and then a shot of #lads crew waking up to find Thoros dead. Lake freezing back later that day, so about 24 hours are implied

There are plenty of /butt/ Sophies available too, she's a big tease

#ThronesMemes

I live in EU, that's why I wrote middle of the night

Sansa was right to say what she did to Arya.
Arya's physical defense is as important as Sansa's emotional defense.
You can say "she never got close to bleeding out like Arya did" but is that true?
Ramsay could've done anything he wanted whenever he wanted, and we know at the very least what he took from her.
Honestly, Sansa is a more likeable character to me than Arya at this point.
She traversed the world for half a decade to come back to Winterfell and act exactly the same, except "I could kill you if I wanted"
Arya needs to fucking die.

Is it Maisie Time?

I'd say so

Is this copied from Tumblr?

Could Arya have done, with her skills, what Sansa did, in reclaiming Winterfell? I doubt it. How will Jon be affected by her return? Insignificant. He's already set on his course. Who else is left on Arya's list? The Hound, once she learns he isn't dead, is the only important person. She won't kill Cersei, because someone more important than Arya will do that. So what purpose does Arya actually serve? None.

Arya is a wide eyed alien sent to make Holla Forums worship unattractive whores.

That's not what I've meant by this

That's the best:1
I don't know if it goes outside of Amazon's reaches…
Yes, that's it. Precisely put together, no posts overlapping.

:1

What an idiot commercial

It has lost 2 whole points of it's imdb score in 3 years. That's an indicator that it's shit.

Seconded.
Her training arc was the most boring part of the show that season, she couldn't even finish the training and ran off back to Westeros after surviving getting stabbed several times in the abdomen.

She's a stronk independent womyn and GURM's wife's fav character - she won't die.

Were the redshirts Wildlings or Brothers of the Night's Watch?

Sansa desperately taking credit for reclaiming Winterfell to seem "legit" in front of Arya was just another scene intended to emphasise her ever-growing bitchiness.
No you silly, they rode because CIA told them to. What purpose does Sansa serve actually? "Lady of Winterfell?" None at all, Lyanna Mormont would have done a far better job in her place. I actually suspect northern lords what much rather have the loli in command than the slag.

It doesn't matter. I'd do anything she told me to.

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She serves as a seedbearer, which is far better than the failed assassin Arya is. The dragons would've killed the Freys if Arya didn't do it first. They never mattered.

Now everyone acknowledges it, it seems

Woman detected

And he told them to because of Sansa - either loves her, or wants to use her as part of his plan. Either way she was the reason he did it. He didn't do it for Jon or to free the North from the Boltons, you dunce.

if you want dick pics this isn't the right board

Good to know!

Probably.

This must be a payed shill. He can't even quote

Actually /got/ is full of dicks, but guess you never seen an episode of it

Brb eating

hahaha look at this desperate shill

I'll take a quick shower in the meantime

Don't bother coming back. K? Thx.

This medium post seems to fundamentally misunderstand what Westeros is supposed to be. It's not medieval fantasy, it's Medieval-punk. The setting has stagnated in the medieval period far far far longer than would normally happen. Consequently they have highly developed, organized, centralized, and homogenized society but their technology has barely changed. If you pay attention to the details in the books, particularly with regard to weapons, armor, and castles, it's very clear that no major inventions have happened in thousands of years (meaning no new disciplines make the old ones obsolete), but that minor innovations have advanced the existing disciplines far beyond anything that ever existed on Earth. There's the theory that the maesters have been suppressing technology (which is just about the only thing that would make the medieval stasis possible), but whatever the reason the fact of the matter is that at a very basic level Westeros is extremely different from the model of a medieval society that this guy is using.

Don't get me wrong, it's an interesting read but it completely misses the point in favor of leaning on the author's strength/specialization.

Pretty sure the Night King had other shit to do in the meantime.

So where is the arrowhead mountain on the map?

Like what? They don't seem to be doing anything at all, other than shambling aimlessly around in the frozen wastelands.

Multi-year winters arguably prevent certain things. The major impetus of the society is to farm to gain more food. Innovation is probably discouraged in favor of proven methods, so agrarian reform never really took off, which means industry never really developed.

(Alternately you could say they should be mechanized more than us by now, since methods of extracting the most food would be highly successful which would lead to an industrial revolution.)

Botox

Very nice digits there, mister

So Sansa's entire "purpose" is being tossed around like a breeding mare (for the thrid time) just because she's the elder Stark daughter while being snarky and passive-aggressive about it? What an engaging character you got there, no wonder she's been constantly ranking at the bottom of likeability charts even below over-the-top villains like Joffrey or Ramsay. Actually the only person recall claiming he likes her is D.B. Weiss, that says enough about both him and Sansa.

Arya killing her would be as much of a welcomming outcome in his new Winterfell flightplan as the other way around, all he aims to do is create chaosh. He gave up on her the moment he served her to to Ramsay to play with
Except that's exactly what his motivation was, knowing the dim slag is much easier to manipulate than Boltons. Jon was bound to leave Winterfell sooner or later 100%, leaving Salsa "in charge"

Only one (You) buddy

Yeah. Just like Arya's purpose is ???????
Also incredibly well written. Everyone she wants to kill is no surprise and either she'll kill no more people or she will for shock value when someone else would've killed them anyway.
Arya is shit. I don't like Sansa either. Or any female except Cersei.

Don't know what happened with the cuckchan user but breddy sure any scenario where you got buttsex from maisie after the party would require stimulant of the white powdery variety. Just sayin.

That's the problem with journalism, entertainment or otherwise: they're all college graduated retards. Literally, academia retards any potential they might have for critical thought by inhibiting their capacity for logic and intellectual honesty. Only a true neet can unlock and decipher the mysteries of the universe let alone provide a decent movie review.

Arya's purpose is to become the ultimate killing device. She is already immortal, now she just needs to kill everyone

The true master shitposts from work.

That's awesome, except how anyone she wants to kill could already be killed by someone else.

It's visible, good work!
Means absolutely nothing, pleb drones just don't appreciate prime Maisie's body of work

It's true, that's why the whole "pickup" artist BS focuses almost entirely on opening lines. After that it's just basics, like mainting eye contact, not slouching, and confidently steering the conversation while letting her do most of the talking. How would (You) start conversation with The Maisie?

*used to, what else do you think I meant? :o

How was it?

some of the character development this season is mind boggingly bad, including Arya.

Arya is maserfully portrayed by Maisie Williams, do you honestly need another reason to justify her continuous presence in the show?

She has less work then

Hello, what's your name?
It was okay. No shower thoughts though

Are we even gonna hear from Grey worm lmao? What the fuck, it feels like they been there for
YEARS!
Pic related, jon was more than 2k miles away, some how dragons can fly non stop? But grey worm? fucking dead, Why doesnt grey worms niggres advise her queen to fucking pick him up?

Is the Hound bringing the Wight to King's Landing along with Dany,Tyrion,Varys and company?

Only difference I'm seeing here is dimmer lighting and that he's squinting vs having his eyes wide.

That video looks like the start of a porn movie

Would you wear this publicly, /got/?
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You can now own a life size paper Maisie
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Who cares about him?

Yeah. A sexier actor would've been better.

We actually have his visage available, it's included as image attachment to this post. Story went
That's why when I'm skipping drug part, I assume she already has own supplies from trusted source

Amen to that, bro

Grey Worm would never abandon his Unsullied brothers. although Dany & Drogon could single handedly destroy Euron's fleet assuming they're still in harbour at the rock.

Still leaves the Unsullied in a bad position having to march east with no provisions aside from what they can pillage along the way.

Was HBO tired of people leaking their shit they hired ISIS to do terror attacks to get revenge?

holy shit, im spooped

The more I think about it, the better it actually gets. She hasn't been approached that way in years I bet

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It's a completely different actor.

She was like 10 when the show started.

Yeah but they're both wearing pretty consistent makeup.

Into the trash it goes

She looked like an alien then, too.
I know Arya isn't meant to look conventionally attractive, but she's trash even considering that. She doesn't even look human, despite what kike shills would have you believe.

Maybe user finds 10 year olds sexy

Checks out!

What did this Earthling mean by that?

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It's preferable to get such experiences out of your system in mid/late teens and early twenties, so she can make a good responsible partner later :) I know I did

it's like poetry.

Baking

Except one, so they can bring it back.

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Legitimately terrifying

NEW BREAD

when she smiles she looks like she's taking an invisible punch to the face.
Are such people MEANT to kill themselves?

I always assumed westeros was meant to be the north and South American continents and essos was Europe and Asia

Please change to "dickless coward" to "cockless coward" and "virgin charge" to "cuck charge" and then this is perfect