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>Episode 6 was early leaked and thanks to a Spaniard snitch, (((HBO))) and (((D&D))) Eternally BTFO

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spankbang
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Holla Forums is fucking retarded.

Dog shit stream
pscp.tv/w/1lDxLkNbvDRJm

Well then have Gendry smash its arms and legs with his War Mallet™ from Fisher Price©

8ch.net/v/res/13234238.html#13234309

Woops

Is this the real bread?

He even had to give that away, he got hammer-cucked

this one was earlier

Why can't the prop designers you know….actually design sensible props?

Toys sell better with dumbass designs

thoros is

D E A D
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I am literally so shocked.

How the fuck isn't this available for download anywhere yet? What kind of retards had it on HBO GO and did fuck all with it?

Some fucking Spaniard, fucking burn that country to the ground

lucky idiots who know shit about torrents or how to rip a web video

Poo in the loo who leaked episode now in jail
news.com.au/technology/home-entertainment/tv/four-men-arrested-and-detained-over-game-of-thrones-leak/news-story/37d2f4a46620c5354f020141f601337b

Who the hell would buy a Gendry action figure?

Should be easy just set fires when its time for a siesta

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They made Rey figures for star wars didn't they?

I prefer to buy it instead of a Daenerys one

SWEDEN NO!!!
Give it ten minutes or so.

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Yeah, the bigger the figure the more it costs, impossible to make a dairy queen figure for less than 1000 dollars.

FOR THE WATCH

people are playing it off like "i was just pretending amerishits" when in reality they are just too fucking stupid and more than just americans are raging.

Leaker of shows, shitter of streets

Fucking reddit

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Yeah I'll wait

Good old internet people.

Let's hope is a good one and not virus nor a rip of the periscope

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seems legit

See

why are they making the same face

Really makes you think how big of a safe space this place has become.

lels

Yeah fucker beat me by like 2 seconds.

The banned user is not wrong though

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Topkeks

Be faster the next time. I was reluctant to made the new one in the first place

How is removing a certain race in a video game considered political baiting? You could put aliens, plants, whatever the fuck and the thread would be okay?
SAFE SPACE 101
Whatever, Holla Forums is a fucking joke anyways.

Yours was better OP anyway.
EARN THIS

Learn to read, I'm saying I agree with the user who was banned, not the ban.

this night was one big laugh riot

Thanks

WELL FUCK I AM TIRED

We all are tired. Even more that we're basically blueballed because spanish leaker don't know how to torrent.

So is Sandor confirmed infected?

Probably, Maybe the CLEGANEBOWL will be between two undead.

Based men remaining in Westeros
Which one is closer to be knighted as /ourguy/?

dailymotion.com/video/x5x4eaw

GO GO GO GO

Nice call

SWEET JESUS FINALLY

I FUCKING HATE THE SUMMER AND SPAIN

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REMOVE PAELLA

Whenever I see the words "Juego de tronos" my bowls stir and my teeth crack in rage

They aren't subtle anymore, are they?
Sorry for the /a/ content

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WHY DIDN'T WE SEE STANNICE, DOES THIS MEAN HE IS ALIVE

At least the beaners use the real names in their translations

post link nigger

These fucking costume designs are horrendous

NIGGER PAY ATTENTION

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heres the ending

dailymotion.com/video/x5x4eax


read the threads cuck

There are rumors there will be a better rip from some user in scandinavia

Why is he duel wielding daggers.

t. (((HBO))) shill

Makes him more distinct in the fights

lol

J U S T

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part two
dailymotion.com/video/x5x4eax

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DICK
I LIKE IT

What did he mean by this?

how will they ever recover?

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More like "Where's the manlet edition" amirite?

EL JUSTO

Sansa is fucking dumb.

Stannis is just autistic about justice and order and the Baratheons don't have a stated history of madness unlike the Targs who had a equal ratio of sane to insane

Blood and fire both have magic qualities. Trading the lives of Drogo, the witch woman, and her unborn child for the lives of the three dragons through fire or blood and warging are hardly godlike
The Starks and the red priests can claim it on count of their magical abilities

Comparing Dany to the son of God? Nice! Jesus didnt have dragons and armies ready to slaughter anything he pointed at, he just had a small following in a small part of the world and his miracles were for the benefit others not himself

Likely shit on by successive emperors to make themselves seem better in comparison
Could the same be said for the Targs? Why not.

i love this guy.

Well that was a short revival.

Kill em well you got em.

Someone needed to die, and it couldn't be Jon.

It will be Jon, the Queen will be fucking Daenerys

AYO MAN DONT TELL ME THAT SHIT GOT TAKEN DOWN
I WASNT EVEN HALFWAY DONE YOU FAGS

Yep the dailymotion links were shoah'd. Let's see if nordic leak is legit

REKT

s10.savefrom.net/media/3207089979/80c57b77fc9478016c43ff75a71daf58/PILLO TRONO 7X06 PARTE 1.mp4

s08.savefrom.net/media/3207091263/80c57b77fc9478016c43ff75a71daf58/PILLO TRONO 7X06 PARTE 2.mp4

It is only possible to download the file from the IP which the link for downloading was received from: 206.190.155.149. Your IP: lolno
:^)

I already dled the ending part while watching tho, but I'm not skipping like 20 minutes.

Did you just leak my IP on an user board? Thank fucking god I'm using a VPN.

Fucking hell same here, I was only 20 minutes in
Is there another link?

hey man I'm not the one who posted the gay ass link
sure thing mister 206.190.155.149

Ah fuck bros, I finished it before it got taken down.
I am sure there is an upload floating around somewhere.

This can't be real and yet here I am watching it

Where are you watching it?

Her character was better when she existed just to be raped

Hey, nobody else had the foresight to fucking DL the leaked stuff before it inevitably got taken down.


I'm uploading the first part now, gimme

thanks user

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the vids must have cached for me or something
im still watching

FUCKING WEW THE DAILY MOTION UPLOAD GOT TAKEN DOWN RIGHT WHEN I FINISHED IT!

The links in this thread

Waited 6 seasons for that scene.

How many days would it take for a raven to get to queen fatass and how many days would it take for fatass to fly beyond the wall?
Have they been sitting on that rock for weeks? They don't have any food. This shit is ridiculous.

Having shit internet is my curse

What is more impossible, rowing to kings landing from dragonstone and back in 15 mins or sending a raven to dragonstone and then arriving in 10 mins.

According to Google a raven can fly 500 miles in a day at 50 mph

Where'd you get that link? Filesize looks like it's in HD.

you must be fucking blind then

I uploaded the first part of the leaked S07E06, 50 minutes. u.teknik.io/Wr0U3.mp4


Never heard of optimization, I see.

Ancient greasemonkey script for dailymotion I forgot I even had

I AINT CLICKIN THAT SHIT NIGGA

Will Sansa get super btfo within the next 2 weeks when episode 7 hits the floor and do the dinosaur?

Thanks, user.

anybody got a link to part 2?

Site that cached it has shitty speeds, so it'll take me the time it takes to DL this, plus UL at 2.3 Mbps.

And the North is probably Brazil or United States or smaller sized so about 2-3 thousand miles meaning 4-6 days flying time

mega.nz/#F!96ZFQCRb!zBPIM9SMql7-F9RZdVA2-g

Hey, thanks.

Part 2 pls.

My browser doesn't like mega very much.

WAY TO GO YOU BIG DUMB FUCK

Each box I made that is to scale is 800 miles, so thats 20 boxes. So 800 x 20 = 16 thousand miles. lol

Working on it.

I appreciate it. 👌

It's not like they where trying to survive lads

Just finished on this link, let me watch the whole thing even skip around. Goat ep tbh.

Here.
Pt 2 - u.teknik.io/lZZb3.mp4

Thanks!

To finalize, here is the leaked S07E06.
u.teknik.io/Wr0U3.mp4
u.teknik.io/lZZb3.mp4

mega.nz/#!lQVx1LgA!qfCKrtCeIbHk3MVk9y7BmQHdHzM7mgws7aey3KBQ3vM HQ link has been on reddit for 20 minutes.

32 days then? lol

i want dany to sit on my face

This has got to be one of the shittiest outfits I've ever seen.

Duh spoilers
how the fug is jon getting out of that one? Turn wight?
undead dragon confirmed
Sandor a shit
RIP BWB (saw that one coming)
what now kelly c haters

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Think this is the same situation as Nolan Batman's outfit. The dude who's playing the Lich King has difficulty moving about in it.

10/10 snipe

when will you guys bend the knee and admit dany is the best girl?

J U S T

I was not on the Dany Hate Bandwagon. She was the MVP this episode, she went all out with all 3 of them.

Dany haters will HAVE to bend the knee now.

When there is no other girl to compare her to

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juuuussssstttttttt

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I'd bend my knee and eat dat puss

Okay, why didnt he kill dany's grounded dragon? It was litterally only 100 yards away, clearly the largest and deadliest of dragons..

Dude was showing off, he's one hell of a throw.

Drogon was obviously afk theres no honor in cheap free kills

Called it undead dragon battle confirmed

If he wanted to show off he would have won the iron throne right then and there. Killing dany and john along with proof of the walking dead. Cercii wouldnt have done anything. Jamie might have been curious but thats it.

WHY IS THIS SHOW SO DUMBED DOWN NOW?!

I have the final episode but won't upload because I don't want to go to jail.

Prove it.

Because it has no source material to copy anymore.

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He did throw it, but 'missed' cause plot. The spear quite literally changed direction mid-throw.

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no FBI

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"Why are you so tsundere, Dany?"

The scene needs Chariots of Fire playing.

Season 8 predictions.

Cersei blows herself up.

The good guys beat the Ice Zombies.

The end.

Bravo GRRM.

2nd link isn't working.
Anyone got a working link?

mega.nz/#!lQVx1LgA!qfCKrtCeIbHk3MVk9y7BmQHdHzM7mgws7aey3KBQ3vM

Thanks

Finally
Eh, shit trade
ALL OF MY YES

Are you sure? Works fine for me.

I wish I could marry Dany then I'd get to jerk off while I watch her get pounded by several Dothraki at once.

Fuck how did you guys tolerate the terrible audio quality?

My computer died a few days ago and I'm watching everything on my phone.
I've gotten used to horrible audio all around

I understand that Sansa/Arya have history of animosity but this is mind boggling. Arya is really going to judge Sansa for signing that letter claiming she'd have killed those that suggested she do so? The same Arya (who I love btw) that served as Tywin's cup bearer in secret to survive? None of it makes any sense. The only way this makes sense is if they are making a scene for Littlefinger to see or over hear. But again, this show sometimes doesn't make sense.

Orders of magnitude. Instrumental in the execution of her father>carried cups around and tried to assassinate the head of an enemy house

Benjen is undead AFAIK.

Mega link is down. torrent soon?

Considering that Drogon is practically the size of a 747, let's just assume his "cruise speed" is slightly slower than the plane. How fast could Dany cover that distance then?

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Holy shit I'd forgotten that.
Apparently so did the writers.

Fair enough. Can't she just understand that the both had to do shitty things to survive, and while she was in Ninja School in Braavos, her sister had to put up with a LOT of shit? Arya was beat up and temporarily blind, while Sansa was passed around in King's Landing, only to end up with crazy Ramsay.
Arya is being an immature little cunt, Sansa ought to put her in her place.

Here's the torrent:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:db0d4bc141d55bb8894c81fa36c5ffd2bc170fd9&dn=Game%20of%20Thrones%20S06E07.flv

How does Dany know she can't have children?

Cont.
If anything, they should commiserate over the shit they had to put up with, thus bringing them closer together, thus twarthing CIA's plans… hence, "the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives" and they both gang up on CIA, throwing him out of Winterfell only to be brutally mauled by Nymeria.

The writing on this show has taken a massive dive in quality like Vyserion :'(

oload.tv/f/koNQUuZ_qGc/Game_of_Thrones_S06E07.flv

note

It's in .flv format

It says s06e07 but it's just to confuse people.

Post best girl.

She lost Drogo's baby back in S2 or S3, if I recall correctly. Someone look it up, too lazy to find it.

Then she has those crazy visions in the House of the Undying where she sees herself reunited with Drogo and her son.

Pick one.

Yeah but she lost that babby because of the witch.
And I thought the visions were just fantasies for the purpose of trapping her.
I don't see how any of that adds up to her being barren.

You missed part 2 of the leak lel

Ah, there it is. Now I remember, thanks user.
Well then, she will get preggo pretty soon, once Jon bends the knee and eats that puss.

2 zombies. And unlike what the mummy movie by Cruise would have you believe, skeletons sink.

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In the books it's established she gave up the ability to ever have kids in order to save drogo.

You could say that winter is cumming.

lol

The peter north remembers

IT'S LEGIT
IT'S LEGIT
IT'S LEGIT

Jon comes out of a frozen lake, almost drowned by a bunch of wights, gets to Eastwatch on horse (thanks Deus Ex Benjen) , almost dies from hypothermia, wakes up in boat, a BLUE tint surrounds his eyes, until he focuses on Dany
What does it mean?

Are wights carrying a disease and Jon caught it?

Yes, it's called the first stages of frostbite.

Is littlefinger going to die soon or did the leaks get it wrong?

ignore it tbh

it means nothing at all

MANLETS
B T F O

Ice Zombies can't use arrows.

Army of the dead confirmed for useless.

Is Sansa playing 28D Chess just to get CIA to think that he is in charge, when he's not? what's the next step on her master plan?

Night King is too OP tho, he downed a dragon and now reanimated it.

It's a dumb show.

Jon and Dany are invincible, the "anyone can die" thing was just a marketing scam. The only characters that die are villains or pointless filler characters like Thoros.

Don't they fuck next episode anyway?
MANLETS
F== ==T== ==W

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He won't do it again, they've already explained how it will go. They'll kill the white walkers and the undead will deactivate. If they kill the Night's King they probably all deactivate.

Well fuck. I wish they'd clarified that before treating it like its common knowledge. I thought she just sacrificed her child for the ritual,

They use ancient Valeryian technology to travel, it's just never shown on screen.

and it'll be a big shock when Jon gets her pregnant.

medieval soap opera.

is this a better quality than ?

Buried headline in e05 was Cersei revealing she's pregnant, had just assumed she couldn't have kids anymore either.
Made me kek

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(heiled)
Gendry is the Usain Bolt of Westeros

So the new episode is out already? Anyone got a torrent for it?

See

magnet:?xt=read the fucking thread nigger

Teleportation is working overtime in this episode. I mean, Dany's dragons would have to be flying at supersonic speeds to reach everyone in time..

That's what I asked earlier to , see .

Drogon must be a living, breathing Concorde.

All the rowingXD must have paid off.

Given how the story refuses to let go of him and his nothing character GRRM must have set some big final plan for him.

I assume Gendry will play a big part in the (future) deaths of Cersei and Jaime, since he hates the Lannisters too.

Go here: reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/

pick one

When you realize you fucked up big time.

I think he's going to wind up being the cock that Arya sits on, provided she survives to the ending.

I also think he's a potential conflict between Dany and Jon - if she finds out he's Robert's bastard and Jon was harboring him, there may be some friction.

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Let's do some quick math.

A very healthy person, running a marathon in temperate conditions can average 19kph or 12mph.

Gendry is running on uneven, snowy ground, in a blizzard, but fueled by adrenaline Assume the wind is at his back, he can still manage only 8 to 9 mph at best.

Now assume he has a shit load of stamina, and taking into account how much the cold can sap his strength (he's not used to cold weather, coming from the South), he could probably run for 5 to 6 hours tops before he collapses.

Which would mean he's only ran 40 miles at a conservative estimate.

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Confirmed she's getting the hammer.

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that heavy handed extra bit of 'its a mans whirl' almost ruined the whole ep. Dialogue was pretty good without the hamfisted shit about shooting arrows and being knights.

lads:

lasses:

I'd bend the knee to eat her ass, but I would never pledge loyalty to her.

besides which, this is more in line with Brienne's character. Why is Arya saying this shit? She should be grateful she's lucky enough to be alive and back home with her brothers.

Wew lad. Any girl with an eatable asshole is a keeper. Loyalty is the least you could offer her.

It's really not. Arya is just letting show the deep rooted animosity she's carried for salsa all these years. This scene alone explains it.

streamcloud.eu/1yqvqzlop3g3/GmeOfThr0nes.S07E06.m1080p.WEBRip.LEAKED..RAiDON.mkv.html

where the fuck did the white walkers get the chains from?

You do realize that they dont have any protection flying at real airplane cruising speed and their bodies would be exposed to such force.

same place fatass got the nitro boost for the dragons during their 16,000 mile journey.

Mance Raydar's army.

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Walkers have super human strenght.

It's Darth Maul. He used the Force and shit.

BRAVO DAND

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They aren't even pretending now.

Anyone who defends the traveling bullshit in this now is eternally BTFO.

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Arya should have cut his head off when she had the chance.

Ded

Weird I read this in Davos' voice for some reason.

spankbang DOT com/1g09m/video/s7e6+got

Life is suffering.

Stannis was insane and his brother was a degenerate.

At least he's not anthony burch.

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pls webm of that.

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He was perfectly sane, he was just dumb enough to believe everything the red woman said

I really wish Jorah would meet some nice blonde girl with a fat ass that would love the hell out of him.

So he's going to stand on her belly?

You cheeky cunt, you.

HOLY🔥SHIT🔥JON🔥BTFO💯

Top kek. Surprised there's not been a spooky skeleton remix yet.

To be frank with you /got/ friends, this is the first S7 episode I didn't enjoy that much. GoT's most appealing element has always been spare use of high fantasy ingredients and we've entered The Hobbit territory in last 15 minutes. Everything was going great until then, the expedition crew had excellent chemistry, bear fight was handled very well and them being stranded in the middle of a lake surrounded by undead army was great setpiece too. And of course Maisie and Salsa bitchfighting :) I feel like they should have waited for the ice zombies vs dragons showdown until late S8, this seemed unnecessarily pre-emptive without proper bulidup. Also, never had problems with travel times and distances before because they made sense (despite what Preston Jacob's parrots claim) but in this case I can't get my head around Dany's arrival. Sure, raven can fly quite a distance in a single day, we've seen how fast dragons are and people can survice long periods on little or no nutrition, but the problem is that surface of the water would have frozen back much faster than any of the above could have possibly happened.
Also scr*w the leaks, another #LIVE thread spoiled

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Oh (You)s

This better make it into the next best of episode 6 thread.

Episode 7 will be leaked as well.

see you again next week, NEEEEEERDDDD

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WHAT? SITTING IN A CASTLE FOR 5 SEASONS THEN RUNNING AWAY TO A DIFFERENT CASTLE AND THEN RUNNING AWAY TO A THIRD CASTLE AND THEN HAVING SEX WITH A DUDE WITH WHOM YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Sansa is the antifa of people.

didn't you know that rape is literally the worst thing that can happen (unless a woman does it, in which case it's not rape)

do people like maisie ironically or are there people who actually are attracted to her?

people are attracted unironically to goblins so…..

"Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs." - Cersi Lannister

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so why is melisandre old af that shit still aint explained im guessing it wont be and its just something left deliberately obscure

It's going to screw with my Good-Bad-Shit-Overall review. I haven't watched it yet. Should I just get the torrent and write it or wait until Sunday? Does anyone care?

Where does he rank among the literary giants of post-19th century fiction?

In the loo

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i wouldnt
shes hideous

id crawl over ten miles of broken glass just eat out sophies asshole though even if she is a white british slag and has probably been blacked several times

Still knows nothing.

the fattest, pinkest of masters

I do very much, and Sir Gifmaker is at least another one who does considering he put your reviews in every BestOf so far. You should probably give it watch imo, it's already available in HQ unlike the curry Ep4.

kek

Nah, tyrion will sit on the iron throne.

What if Sophie told you she'll let you do whatever you want to her, but you have to satisfy The Mais first? You know how close they are :)

fucking vile

but id get er done

New bread

Describe in moderate detail how would you proceed in such case

In the next episode:
Salsa will have enough of Arya's bullshit and give her a spanking with a spoon

yeah but what'll happen in the actual show?

nothing of importance

I'd hit her in the face until she learned to shut her whore mouth and cry quietly, I'd rape her in the ass with the occasional whallop to the side of her head. Imagine stomping her cervix. Just straight up caving that shit in. The FAS whore would probably get off on it, the skank.

The only surprising part is that more of them didn't die with him. I know mocking the writing is flogging a dead horse, but there's just no tension. You know no one important is going to die until next season, and Dany was always going to save them even though it made no sense.

I am unironically certain myself or any of you could have written this far better. Even if they're really insistent on the capture the wight bullshit, it could have been done far far better. I'll even outline how I would have done it
>on the way south, they get attacked and chased again by about 20 wights and a walker, into a wide pass between two cliff faces

TL;DR No retarded ice spear, Dany is given like two days to get there, more of the party dies, Night King getting his Blue-Eyes Wight Dragon feels more earned

It would have been better if Jon sent a raven to the night king and ask for a exchange of 1 wright for Viserion, they shake hands and do the exchange and leave.

My theory is what if there's a "range" for the whitewalkers to have their wrights or whatever. Who's to say that 500 miles is the limit and after that, the minion turns to straight fucking bones half-way to King's Landing.