MAGNITUDE 6.5 EARTHQUAKE DETECTED OFF OF CALIFORNIA COAST

Magnitude 6.5 earthquake detected off of California coast.
Is this going to lead to the big one, Holla Forums?

Source:
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
Archive:
archive.is/JEJ0v

Other urls found in this thread:

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc72182046#executive
twitter.com/TheRealS0s
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/at00ohvnon#executive
ptwc.weather.gov/ptwc/text.php?id=hawaii.TSUHWX.2016.12.08.1748
archive.is/STnal
archive.is/j0WJ3
quakes.globalincidentmap.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=iAMBtQPtPXs
images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/21510/aerial-view-of-the-san-andreas-fault.jpg
quakes.globalincidentmap.com
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Instincts say Yes!

Commiefornian here. Didn't even feel it. It's fucking nothing.

Checked.
Dubs confirm Commiefornia is screwed.

And Kek gave you the answer

Aye, my fellow Kekstaffel

EARTHQUAKE IN CALI MEME IT, PRAISE KEK

*yawn* it's fucking nothing.

Dubs checking dubs.
Kek wills it.

Now I see what the chaos in kek stands for.

Pre-quakes are always smaller, be very weary over the next two weeks if you are located in commiefornia.

Kek has spoken.


Shadilay!

GOOD LUCK TSUNAMI-SAN

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Earthquakes on the Mendocino Fracture Zone are not all the unusual and do not necessarily indicate any imminent rupture on the Cascadia subduction zone. The earthquake today occurred in the middle of the fracture zone which is further away from the triple junction where this fault meets up with the Cascadia zone. As recently as 2014 there was a larger M6.8 earthquake that occurred right near the triple junction, and that did not push the Cascadia zone into motion.

Previous similar earthquake:
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc72182046#executive

But as we all know earthquakes are bullshit and anything can happen. The fault is still predicted to see action by Ben Davidson, who uses new scientific methods to predict quakes. twitter.com/TheRealS0s

but we'll lose the majority of our nation's salt supply!

And it will somehow be Trump's fault
The current year never ends

You cannot get out of the ride

Yellowstone could follow :3

Good info, let us hoe that this will be it, brother.
SHADILAY
SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS TAN!

As a resident less than 60 miles from the Cascadia fault line, just this once, I cannot meme with you. Most off my family will die in that event.

Put a boat on the roof, trust me

YELLOW STONE INCOMING

Serves your right for living in commiefornia.

I'm busy making white babies. That's the greatest good I can do.


Cascadia fault only runs a couple miles into California territory, it mostly encompasses the Oregon and Washington coastlines.

Get a bigger boat.

WEED DUDE
DUDE WEED

Yeah, it's pretty goddamn bad. Thankfully a lot of the dispensaries in my area have shut down, but the degeneracy is still there. People park in the grocery store parking lot and walk over to the dispensaries shamefully. I'm not a fairweather citizen, I can't up and leave the area because they're doing shit I don't like. If they put new legislation for degeneracy up I have to be at city hall or here to vote against it.

It is your duty to remove blight among your community.

we are sending 2016 off with a big one

Another Earthquake

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/at00ohvnon#executive

8.0, Kirakira, Solomon Islands. Tsunami Watch issued by NOAA for Hawaii.
ptwc.weather.gov/ptwc/text.php?id=hawaii.TSUHWX.2016.12.08.1748

The ring of fire has been unreasonably active lately. Any bets on cities that get destroyed?

Not even close. Nothing happened at all.

Possibly Hawaii from this.

We'll just have to get it from what's left of comifornia in the sea.

big one happens saturday 4u

ARIZONA BAY
R
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N
A

B
A
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN

YES

We are living in interesting times. The Trump curse strikes!

24h live World Earthquake Information plus English with sound

These usually amount to nothing, but this thread has some reasonable memetic energy going on so let's cast and see what happens.

WASH AWAY THE GAY

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit…

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

GOOD LUCK TSUNAMI-CHAN!

(Heiled)

dubs confirm

Nothing happened lmao

Hitler trips for tool!

YET

It's time for Cascadia-chan to LET 'ER RIP!

It was 4 hours ago

I live well East of the fault. Look at the California counties that went Trump and then look at the SA fault line. You will notice a pattern. We might be able to get our state back from the Communists.

Reminder, it's also possible to create earthquakes artificially.

Did anything of note happen?

(checked)

GG PLA

I pray to Kek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given

Lord KEK has spoken, Thy Will be Done, checked and blessed.

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Hello fellow observer. Did you get your disaster prediction app early?

No, I don't have a cellphone or android thing to run it.

If Juan de Fuca goes, I'm bringing my h'white board so I can shitpost at the news choppers.

It shall be done

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so close to being a perfect loop, but yet so far away. so disappoint

FUCKING MOVE

You aren't missing out on much if you already watch his videos in the morning and know when and what to be expecting. The everyday user is fine as long as they are prepared and informed.

If only

ALEUTIAN MEGATHRUST REAWAKENING WHEN?

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:D

Hopefully soon

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NOOOOOOOOOO SAN ANDREAS MUST GO FIRST
BAY AREA MUST DIE FIRST, SEATAC CAN BE SALVAGED

Holy doubles say yes too.

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wew

whats the symbol in the center?

LEARN TO SWIM

We meme death, we mean death

PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN! FAULT-LINE CHAN PLEASE KILL THE BAY AREA AND TURN INTO AN ARENA OF DEATH FOR US!

California is fucked.

I'm sorry, Wojak, but there's no salvation for you.

He's not bluffing guys…

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I for one am all for this.

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FRY EM FAULT LINE CHAN!

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2:17 somebody needs to replace that part with the REEEE REEEEE REEEEE REEEEE from the parody version.

For you.

==LEARN TO SWIM==

How exactly did you fuck that up?

LEARN TO SWIM

No saving face now fagatron.

Do you have a Walgreens or a liquor store, faggot? They are dispensaries too.

PROHIBITION IS DEGENERATE

noooooooooooo

You mean to tell me they are selling weed out of walgreens?

AND IT'S GONNA BE COLD

Good luck, Tsunami-Chan!

LEARN TO SWIM!

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LEARN TO SWIM

NOT AGAIN! IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!

Oh god I'm fucked, if a big one hits it could trigger something up here

best christmas present ever

Which is good, because
I prefer sea salt

LEARN TO SWIM

HIGH
ENERGY
TECTONIC
VIOLENCE

No quakes reported for 2 hours

It's charging…

CA here (dude blaze it lmao), I had a geology professor tell me that when the fault unzips that everyone along the coast is going to move about 20ft NW in a fraction of a second. Can any geology professors confirm this?

JUST UNZIP MY FAULT UP

I can't confirm that fact but it'll likely kill 3/4 of the Bay Area in under 5 minutes

That assumes it's going to happen all at once, typically tension is released by a series of little tremors. That said the faults in california are under an unusual amount of tension and it's entirely possible that the slip happens in one massive jolt killing millions in california alone, creating a new coast line and subsequently killing millions more in the pacific.

Learn to swim!

That would be fucking awesome if true.

LET IT HAPPEN

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The Solomon Island tension dispersion indicates this ain't our lucky day lads.

WEW

Oh Kek, the warehouse fire was sufficient for the tragedy at Gatlinburg! You need not take more Your Excellency!

fuck off
if we kill them all there won't be any left to beg for gibs to clean up the mess

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
Archives for some of the previous threads
archive.is/STnal
archive.is/j0WJ3

Hi Cody'slab


Sick ass dubs


I like the way you think.

learn to swim

These dubs shouldn't be mathematically possible.

oh shit

THANK YOU KEK

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

See you down in Arizona bay

LEARN TO SWIM

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SOON

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

LEARN TO SWIM

WE LOVE YOU QUAKE-CHAN!!

They really shouldn't, each time someone got trips or higher another earthquake in commiefornia was memed 60 seconds later
Live earthquake map located here quakes.globalincidentmap.com/

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Do you doubt Kek?

I'll be cranking out OC until she unzips for good

WEWZERS
I feel it guys, xmas is coming early this year.

It will be a white christmas this year, I can feel it.

Hold me Holla Forums.

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LEARN TO SWIM

Hope you know how to swim.

Only if I reply, hey? Am I the master of my own reality?

Learn to swim.

WITNESSED

I live way up in the commiefornia mountains, am I still fucked?

Enjoy your new beachfront property.

Probably. If it's northern california, that 9.0 will lay waste to all.

I live in the bay area and all of these repeating digits are making me nervous

good thing I'm moving to the pacific northwest soon.

so what you're saying is that we gets some quads and quints?

thanks

it's socal, san bernardino mountains at 8000 feet up

LEARN TO SWIM

(Checked)
LEARN TO SWIM

Goin' back to Tangier
With some jordans and a spear
Post-Christian shit
Post chicken or the egg addiction shit
Pass the sherm stick
Neo-reality
Be the freak you wanna see
Just don't follow me
I'm on a journey to the center of three
Grab your fucking chain and drag you through the bike lane
While everybody's like no

I got this pregnant snake
Stay surrounded by long hairs
A plethora of maniacs and spiral stairs
Make your water break in the apple store
Sink or swim, who fucking cares
Cut the birth cords, press send
Yeah thick
Gaga can't handle this shit

Headed for the Sammy Davis wing
Throw up a black hole at the entrance of linens n things on the way
Never call it a day
Visit Tesla's grave for the ninth time today
Still on the way
Bigger wigs

(When you come out your shit is gone) [x4]
I'm in your (BAY) area, I'm in your (BAY) area [x2]
I know the first three numbers, I'm in [x2]
I'm in your (BAY) area, I'm in your (BAY) area [x2]
I know the first three numbers, I'm in [x2]
When you come out your shit is gone [x2]
I'm in
When you come out your shit is gone [x2]

You'll catch a jpeg to the head, über reach
You're an intern on Wiki Leaks
Most loved therefore most hated
Come and knock on the door we've been waiting for you
Game changer
Reclusive aggressive
Yinging and yanging noided
Info warrior jack the hacker
The rolling stoner
Profit on disaster

My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of Gothic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for the homeless to sleep it
Prodigal, fuck that nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim

I'm in your area, I'm in your area [x2]
I know the first three numbers, I'm in [x2]
I'm in your area, I'm in your area [x2]
I know the first three numbers, I'm in [x2]
(Teachin' bitches how to swim) [x2]
I'm in
(Teachin' bitches how to swim) [x2]

Now backstroke
Through your k-hole
Don't run
Ya might slip
The table's flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch

Burmese babies under each arm
Screamin' beautiful songs
The cray cray ultra contrarion
Havin' conversations with your car alarm
When you come out your shit is gone
Soon your crew will be servin' sandwiches named after me
Vietnamese style fool, please

Front row at the mass games
Untraceable by name
You speak of us in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained
Gone, gone
Your shit is gone, gone
When you come out your shit is gone

I'm in your area, I'm in your area [x2]
I know the first three numbers, I'm in [x2]
I'm in your area, I'm in your area [x2]
I know the first three numbers, I'm in [x2]

(CHECKED)
YOUR FAITH IN KEK HAS PROTECTED YOU

Why are you niggers constantly spamming Death Grips here today? No one wants to listen to your kikey new-age surrealist niggernoise.

You're still going to get shook to shit.

I'm here for the lyrics

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Edgy

Wewe lade, Kek wants that fuggin' OC

Then how about you stop shitting Holla Forums with it and go to /mu/. No one listens to ooga booga jungle noise here, we already anchored the Death Grips thread earlier so fuck off

Checked

Here is my offering to you, graceful lord Kek!

MC Ride is likely an atheist or a satanist. However, he's clearly memeing irresponsibly, and some bitches might learn how to swim.

The words are all that matter.

Also "catch a jpeg to the head" seems apt.

I hope so, I mean, my entire mountain is white but I can understand we need to make some sacrifices here


youtube.com/watch?v=iAMBtQPtPXs

Of course not, the numbers don't lie though. That amount of digits in those threads should have been near mathematically impossible. Kek was in those threads, and that is why the digits followed.
For a fun trick from the other threads, go here images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/21510/aerial-view-of-the-san-andreas-fault.jpg
then hold down F11

Not

every

sentence

needs

a

space

>>>/reddit/

Really gay "music" there bud.

i don't know who shit in your oatmeal this morning but ride's been pissing in death's cheerios for a while now

not too bad

What the fuck are even you saying you literal nigger? No one cares what ooga booga eleoctronoise nigger thinks or does

Nice

MORE OC AS KEK HAS COMMANDED

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i think you may have your wires crossed, friend. we're not enemies.

sauce on those pictures?

I just googled "California Earthquake" and added the meme text

Reddit spacing is a shill meme, my friend. It's only purpose is to create arguments out of nothing, and it has proven to be effective as entire threads have been derailed by hundreds of posts in-between the fighting. Reddit posters are easily identifiable through their speech and the ideas the present and the way they react to certain far-right sentiments that are commonplace knowledge here on Holla Forums. Pointing out only the spacing in a post is just silly. You should instead infer that MC Ride is, in fact, a nigger, and thus not at all important.

Well argued hackerman. You are right, his spacing was not at fault, but his pro-nigger views were.

SEND US A SIGN KEK, SHOULD WE BUY A DUNE BUGGY AND GO INNA-DEATHZONE POST-QUAKE?

REROLL

Rerolls are for faggots

kek

I guess Kek doesn't like dune buggies. Maybe it annoys his Egyptian sensibilities. I'm not one to argue with Lord Kek, so thats the way it goes.

Whites will finally be able to reclaim the beautiful California shoreline.

I was not espousing his art, merely drawing connections. Your memetic forte is clearly in the creation of OC, mine is the less obvious but still interesting exploration of the collective subconscious for concepts related to current events. we all have our place.

They wont even have to get out of bed to do it, the coast is coming to them.

FTFY friend.

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We're gonna need a tank when the faggots start panicking

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Such a thing as bad formatting exists, but reddit spacing is bullshit. Look at old screensaves from like 2006 and you'll see you're wrong.

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let's get back to the earthquake or we'll risk losing touch with the meme and returning to the mean

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LEARN TO SWIM

Fuck off faggot

If we keep infighting then Kek will punish us

You you want to incur his wrath on yourself?

ignore all shills
do not reply to shill posters
hide shill posts

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Shadilay

The memes keep converging.

>reddit spacing

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FALSE ALARM

Indeed. This thread is for earthquakes and gets ONLY.
SHADILAY

Californian here, just shake my shit up

Five posts, all designed to to derail the thread. Everyone here knows you're a shill.

I've got relatives in Arizona, I'm looking forward to visiting them at their new beachfront house.

Sorry fam

Filter it my man. Only doubles now.

What the fuck am I shilling for then, good formatting?

fuckin' checked

there have been 46 posts since this last get. Clearly we have strayed from His light.

Fucking checked

What else should I edit into the USA laughing?

nvm we good. it is a privilege to check the THIRD trips 8 get in this thread.

(checked)
KEK HAS RETURNED TO THIS THREAD

really?
because it would seem otherwise

While not dubs, I find these digits aesthetically pleasing

Shhhh…..
ONLY DUBS NOW

EARTHQUAKE EARTHQUAKE
KEK MAKE THE FAULT BREAK

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Each consecutive 888 get on this board occurred consecutively in this thread. All is going according to plan. Even the shills have helped lead us here, and are therefore complicit in this result. Get played, idiots.

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God damn it who let the grammar nazis in?
fuck reddit spacing

If cuckifornia is destroyed before the electorates cast their votes, do they still count?

Sure, as long as the CA Electorates themselves are still alive.

MAKE CALIFORNIA SHAKE AGAIN

Also what if O'nigger uses the obliteration of commiefornia as an excuse to cancel the elections?

(Checked)
Stop replying to him retard

Cali is so fucked

could a talented OC producer such as yourself make an image of Kek, or his aspect pepe, holding a marionette control bar with strings descending towards either an angry shill or the world? I have a chromebook, and cannot.

you know what to dooOOooOO

It would be just as if a large swath of Faithless Electors were to emerge user, I.E., the U.S. Civil War 2.0 would ensue rapidly.

NOW THIS IS MEME MAGIC

i feel as though this image could have power, and seems to describe the thread fairly well.

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Holla Forums's ancestors.

(checked)

Some shoopfag needs to fulfill keks will.

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Checked.
I listened to this song multiple times waiting for the Cali vote to come in on election night.

Whatever we're meming this time I like.

Actually, I think that title belongs to

We are all dancing to Kek's tune, some just don't know it.

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I second this statement, I want these commies gone—and now.

Nice, where'd you find that funny meme xD

just came here to say
LEARN TO SWIM

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ebin meme :^)

LEARN TO SWIM

Very nice. Where were you when he channeled an ancient frog god through memes and repeating integers, after which he ruptured the fault lines of California thereby removing and drowning every communist?

Praise kek and all these fucking dubs in this thread.
I hope kek protects me from the earthquake
califag here

All my memes are fresh nigger

posting that faggot
you
don't belong


here
and yes the format is intentional spergs

PLEASE SAVE THE CARS AT LEAST

Lucky Star is still shit

tfw you realize this is the 88th image posted in the thread

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high quality memes, you photoshop wizards

He should've put the apostrophes inside the equals signs, not outside. For example:

LEARN TO SWIM

isn't a full moon on cali?that trigger eartquakes. That and heteronormative cis white families

I don't disagree*

LEARN TO SWIM

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brace for autism:

here's my theory on gets. gets, are, of coush, determined by the precise timing of your post. when you spend the exact amount of time creating your post (shopping your oc, formulating your bants, choosing your imge, etc) that aligns your post for a get, you get that get. when your post is aligned with kek's will, kek guides your thoughts, keystrokes, and actions during that period in order to ensure that you will indeed get your get. the sicker the get the unlikelier it is, and therefore the more likely it is that kek was personally responsible.

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Well guys, shit. I live in LA. What do?

Kek, please spare me. I am your faithful servant.

It's very simple

LEARN TO SWIM

Heh, good thing I'm a frog. So I suppose this suggests that Los Angeles = Egypt, huh? The Pharaoh's about to get ROCKED…

If dubs, Cali earthquake will give indubitable proof of pizzagate to the world, Donnie Darko style.

HOW LONG UNTIL COMMIEFORNIA SINKS?

OH SHIT NIGGER

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I think kek is trying to tell us that we just need a good, reliable car to flee the scene.

Is this a sign that we need helicopters/planes?

Cameras. This will be a time of chaos bestowed by Kek. It will be our time to act.

Lawdy me, look at those double dubs! Impressive.

(You)
Okay big guy, what are we supposed to do with cameras?

LEARN TO SWIM

LEARN TO SWIM

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Those who don't like Tool are just embarassed they used to. We were all teenagers once

I've never heard anything by them.

When it happens and all of california is sucked into the centre of the earth - i'll have a minute of silence for you and your family, user.

This. I'm martial industrial masterrace now. However, if their song can be used to meme California into being cleansed by Earthquake-chan, then by
any memes necessary
we should use them in our prayers to Kek.

Please let this happen. If California goes, the left goes with it. I just hope they can't escape it.

Nice

sage

These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?


These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?

These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?

These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?

These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?


These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?


These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?

These earthquakes happen all year long every year. Are we going to get some Texan user making a thread every time?

Lel, filter this nigger.

I live here. Please exterminate this Mestizo hellscape with memes. They expect one of us in the wreckage.

You guys keep making it easier to filter you. It's quite nice.

Filtered lol.

Kek will kill the Bay Area with no survivors

Pls no Kek there's already so few of us

Eh, I still like some of their stuff it's just think their fanbase is cancerous as fuck. Tool fans are the musical equivalent of the Sonic fanbase.

Dude it woke me up, like literally.

shit won't happen until sunday

We're reaching meme levels that shouldn't even be possible. Once California drops into the see they should make a great artificial reef. California will actually be useful for once.

LET'S ALL (sexually) LOVE LAIN

when the big one hits will I be able to feel it here in the midwest?

I felt that 6.5 in the Midwest in Upstate New York a few years ago. A 9+ anywhere in the USA except Hawaii will be felt everywhere.

THROUGH VIBRATION THEY WILL KNOW KEK'S POWER

I can't fucking move or save up to move. Only have money for rent and food. Totaled my car three months ago and I'm pretty sure I'm screwed. Absolutely stuck.

A pity it didn't then put you back to sleep.

(INCREASE THE DUBS)
I hear you, dude. I would love to move someplace cold, and snowy, and, you know, white. Then I actually sat down and calculated how long it would take to save enough money to get out of here and had a good laugh. California is probably where the Jewish treadmill of destruction runs the fastest.

SAN ANDREAS GONNA GO HAYWIRE

Spend your shekels on trade school or apply to the Border Patrol.

Well done.

I told you niggers
we did meme the earthquake, Kek was just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

OH SHIT
NOT THE 64 IMPALAS

What does that mean?

2018 California will sink into the Ocean along with a large portion of the west coast. This will cause the coasts to rise around the world and drastic weather changes in the short term. The resulting food crisis and race riots will lead America to annex Canada and take Mexican land up to the Tropic of Cancer.

YOU WERE OFF BY ONE FAGGOT

That just means Kek will liberate us sooner. Year of the Fire Monkey!

Yeah I guess it'll happen in 2017, year of the fire cock after all. If it makes yellowstone erupt we could be in for a crazy next decade.

Could the subsequent tsunami loop around the earth and hit us fuckers on the east coast?

OH GOD HE'S REALLY GONNA DO IT FOR CHRISTMAS

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

We can only keep meming it, eventually Kek will make it so.

And the LORD spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me. And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs: And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs. And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

N-next week!?

I cant wait for 2017.

Munius was white.

When he wrote this narrative of events he was speaking in metaphor, "The Lord" was simply his way of saying his own soul. He was a white egyptian prince who knew he would never be pharaoh so he took advantage of some kikes and made himself their ruler. Eventually he found out they were demon worshipping rat bastards and despaired.

You know why I think Exodus is bullshit?
Because nobody in the world would try to stop Jews from GTFOing their country!

KEK BE PRAISED
COMMIES BE RAZED

And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

They weren't trying to stop the jews from leaving they were trying to recover the shit the jews stole on the way out

Newfags are creepy.

Anti-Kek means anti-white.

KEK, KEK, BOOM-BAI-AY

KILL THE NIGGERS, SPICS, AND GAY

ALL THEIR SPINES AND SKULLS SHALL BREAK

UNDERNEATH A MIGHTY QUAKE!

KEK, KEK, SET US FREE

TENDIES, POO POO, PEE PEE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

Kek
even if the jews actually rationalise in their kikebook of lies the Egyptians only took chase to them because the greasy kikes stole a whole bunch of shit
there is still no Egyptian record of a sizable population of the hebrews were ever in Egypt

RE-ROLLED

Exodus is the proto-typical holohoax

God has a plan, and his plan is Trump.

Kek. Actually there's a lot to learn from the Old Testament. I'll repeat something I saw somebody say the other day because it's just such a good line; GOD IS ANGRY ABOUT JEWS.

(Checked)

The entire old-testament is about how jews strike a pact with a malevolent demon-god who tries to get the first jew to sacrifice his son before some other god shows up and says "ayo don't do that" and he doesn't kill his son. Then the kikes spend 6 million years betraying their demon-god over and over and worshipping other demon-gods before returning to Yaweh.

I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT KIKES
t. God

Christianity was formed from the same Pagan myths that white people followed before Jesus ever existed. It's not pure White spiritualism but it's not worth the D&C kike's time either. Also the same myths the Egyptian Ogdoad and Lord Kek formed from.

(checked)
top kek

Can I offer a motion to make that 4/pol/ Indonesian kid an Honorary Aryan? I laugh to this day every time I think about his truly inspired Engrish rant about the Ching-Chongs.

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Basically, if your balls are smashed or your cock is cut off you can't get into Heaven.

He's going to the ovens, but he can get a spot in the back of the line and the guards will be allowed to joke around with him.

He gets to sit at the front of the oven.

He will even get a morphine drip so he doesn't feel getting gassed.

SHAKE EM UP KEK

sauce?

Which is why all trannies and cucks go to hell

WHAT HAVE I DONE

WEW

Maganificent digits you have there, Satan.
SHAKE 'EM UP, KEK!

ohboyherewego.jpg

KEK DEMANDS DUBS

KEK'S WILL

PRAISE UNTO KEK

IT BEGINS

...

WEWE LADE

Hoo boy.

...

oh shit

OH SHIT

Oh shit indeed. Check'd

lord have mercy on those of us living near cali

WE DID IT NOW
NO GOING BACK
quakes.globalincidentmap.com

CAN'T STOP KEK

they have to go back…to the sea

This is like reaching the top of a rollercoaster. Fug.

NO ESCAPE

KEK PLEASE WIPE OUT CALIFORNIA

Have we started the tremor?

THE TREMOR RISES, BROTHER

Maybe, just maybe…

Alright, which one of you fuckers got a hold of Hitler's Brain!?

KEK SINK COMMIEFORNIA

Check'd

we all did

Implying Hitler isn't still alive…

So, does it mean this pathetic quake was the big one and there won't be any bigger?

Looks like california is going to get that secession that they wanted. They're going to secede right into the sea

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THE FIRE RISES

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!

WEW WEE INTO THE SEA

And that would be all the shitposters in California I am afraid…

Sayonara, California-kun

ANOTHER CALI QUAKE 15 MINUTES AGO
JUST A 1.0, BUT THEY'RE GETTING MORE FREQUENT…

PRAISE KEK
SHAKE THEM UP KEK

Are any of you goys going to see this movie?

Hell yes. Lets hope it's everything we wanted, and more. These degenerates ruined the entire world for everyone.

OC?

TAKE ME KEK
t. Californian

wew

I took a bus out of that shit hole with nothing but 200$ and a trash bag full of slacks and button up shirts. Spent the first week doing absolutly nothing other than eating sleeping and jobhunting.
The only thing stopping you is your comfort zone.

CHECK EM AND QUAKE EM

CALIFORNIA IS GETTING READY FOR
#THESHAKENING 2.0

California's time is up user

Thule Society pls help we did it all for free.

oh shi-

I love it.

As a Commiefornian disciple of Kek, it was my duty to laugh at that after all the misfortune at which I've laughed of others. But I did not laugh out of duty, my brothers. I laughed out of joy.

CALIFORNIA CUCKED BY KEK

We don't even have to meme the destruction of normalfaggots anymore, they are doing it for us. What a fucking time to be alive.

That's the way it is with the left user, it could only end in death.

CHECKED

TAKE MY ENERGY KEK

SHAKE EM UP KEK

You looking for these dubs user?
SHAKE EM UP KEK

Our boards too active for that slow speed user, plus you don't ask for dubs you receive them graciously

CHECK EM UP KEK

(checked)
Kek works in mysterious ways

perhaps…

Careful what you wish for, faggots!

Teach me, master

It's not that mysterious. Kek doesn't want us to beg for shit from him. He wants us to be strong and proud, To seize our own destiny. Not become a slave.

I am happy to check these dubs.

Even if the annihilation of the california results in the destruction of most of the west, it would still be like adding -1+1. I would be willing to pay that price.

It's simple. Dont beg for it, dont try to predict it, because unless you've got wadina davis on your side you're probably going to fail and just embarrass yourself. And show gratitude, just dont force it. Allow yourself to feel gratitude if Kek does anything for us but dont grovel or force it.

Every time I check in on this board, I'm given another reason to believe in Kek. He's certainly doing more to prove his existence to me than that Jesus guy ever did.

How could California ever recover?

Careful user, you toy with forces you don't understand….

They wont

I hear diving in sunken cities is really popular.

They're cooked, RIP all the classic cars

You're right to be concerned, user, but these forces wish us well. As long as we approach them with the right heart, they flow through us like a river. Try to abuse them, and that river may jump its banks or dry up forever.

I am tranquil, Kek. Do as You will.

So many people have already checked this, but I won't not.

If you live in California, now is a good time to take a vacation.

Kek has other plans for this place. I know it.

California will crumble.

Interesting get…perhaps their punishment must be more severe?

California is fucked user, , it has to be this way…

What did he mean by this?

Tell me about Kek. Why does he wear the mask?

A volcanoe too?

o shit

Yellowstone?

Because the fire rises.

Reform, user. It will be a miracle.

"There is more joy in Heaven over one sinner who repents than for 100 righteous men."

Nice edit.
(checked)
(checked)

An earthquake, flood and a volcano? Isn't this a bit much kek?

It's getting better.

...

It's nowhere near enough

if dubs there will be a very large earthquake in the morning hitting california

Those digits weren't near enough.

...

you're right user, may kek's will be done!

You're a faggot

Looks like the >>8477777 get will determine California's fate
I'd hate to be a Bay Area fag right about now

The will of Kek is in motion.

How many nuclear power plants does Cali have? A large enough earthquake will definitely cause a whole mess of fires that would combine into one big one. But a nuclear powerplant going critical would be really nice to.

Califag here. Didn't even feel it this morning. Tbh I'm disappoint.

I don't think anybody here considered this

The Frog is a patient predator

(checked)
SHADILAY

mt rainier?

It is always in motion, user.

Behold kek wills it.

Wrong state. But, fuck it. It'll wipe out Tacoma.

Wew.

So we got 4 that could potentially irradiate some degenerate trash if it has a meltdown. I hope we get a nice 10.0 right on top of each.

Floods, earthquakes, a volcanoe, and nuclear waste? is Kek simultaneously trying to create a real life version of fallout:new Vegas and cleanse Cali at the same time?

OH SHIT NIGGA, KEK GOIN NUCLEAR!

Walking a dangerous line there user.

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OH SHIT NIGGERS

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The trips keep happening.

Kek confirmed grammar Nazi. The best kind of Nazi

Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket

...

What's next, tornadoes?

I❤U PELE-CHAN

...

Just get a gun.

All these dubs will kill me.

Looks like a suicide to me

At least Tsunamis are a given.

PROPHECY DETECTED.

Are those sharks?

(checked)
It's kelp.

Seaweed.

GG commiefornian

There sharks now user.

Capped. It's over.

⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This thread contains lethal levels of memetic energy. Limit exposure to a minimum and report all abnormalities in the future to the authorities.

oh shit

They're*


Thanks for the warning

No, user. One cap cannot capture the glory. This thread needs to be archived @ 750.

Earthquake, tsunami, volcano, and radioactive sharks.

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HELP

OH SHIT

How has the Thule Group or SCP foundation not black-bagged every user here? We're clearly a Keter class universe bending hazard

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dont worry user we'll remember your sacrifice after the happening

CHECKED

How will this fault getting royally shaken up interact with anything spiderwebbing up through Washington? I'm in King County. Should I presume myself fucked?

If I am, I guess it wouldn't be so bad a way to go, watching Seattle get swallowed in mud and salt and concrete from a less than safe distance. Cascadia needs a new coastline anyways.

Thule Society pls help. We did it all for free.

THULE PLS KILL CALI THEN ADOPT US

Probably because they cant possibly contain us. That or it's because we'd turn them all into one of us at a glance. We're pretty scary when you think about it.

Fug

We're too powerful and disparate for normal procedures to work. They've been in a frenzy trying to create a containment plan that can stop us. They wont be able to.

I've never told Holla Forums this, but I felt us pass through a new universe when Trump was being elected. When it first looked like he might lose, then we willed ourselves and sent our energy to him winning. It felt like passing through a sheet of electricity. It happened multiple times, like a tug of war.

Be sure to get pictures, and maybe some videos to.

Radioactive sharks with human intelligence user, don't forget that.

Sharknado perhaps?

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Praise Kek

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checked

There are no brakes on this train.

i felt something like that a couple weeks ago

user, please don't speak of it as a forlorn conclusion and get dubs at the same time.

user, PLEASE.

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...

...

Too late faggot, it's done, it's as good as something that happened in the past.

I didnt. But. Since you guys are new here I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the Steinbrenner universe.

Why does he look like evil doctor venture?

I guess heil, but it feels anticlimactic in this thread.

That's just who Dr.Steel is.

Ah, he must be a wizard to

Never give up. Never surrender.

california has an earthquake every day. Now modern Holla Forums will make earthquake threads to meme the death of the Republic

SHAME ON Holla Forums

SHAME


SHAME


SHAME ON YOU


SHAME

SHAME

What if Smugness is a manifestation of reality bypasses

He predates venture afaik. Also, I think we're going to see a volcano in commiefornia, but not necessarily a literal volcano. What else explodes under tremendous pressure?

Hint:RACEWAR

Who is this wet blanket?

Probably some jew.

SHAKE EM UP

Look, user – If Kek wills it, it must happen, whether we witness or not. If He wills it not, then it cannot happen, regardless of digits.

So mote it be.

By Kek, what have I done?

Then I've been a slider for a long ass time.

Since when is California the Republic
Unless if you mean it's a Repuclic the same way that the Peoples Republic of China is one

Сериозний?

RIP Commyfornia.

o my

OHSHI-

Ah, fuck. It happens then. Shit. I live here.

He wills it

What a time to be alive

(checked)

SHAKE SHAKE

There is going to be so much shaking.

SHAKE EM UP

wew to the lad

sweet kek

Okay, this started as retarded, became autistic, and now it's just scary.

Preparing for the end.

As long this shit doesn't trigger the Jaun de Fuca plate, I'm totally fine with it.

...

Oh, Cascadia is going too, user.

Everything is going to get triggered. Trump got elected, remember?

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER AND DEEPER

Checked.

>more digits

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kek pls leave cascadia alone. We need the innawoods there.

More power…

oh christ are we memeing too far?

STOP

IT'S FEEDING ON ITSELF NOW

...

Try an experiment:

EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA

NO! DUKE CHECK'EM WILL NOT STOP NOW!

Well I hope our memeing works

sage

READ THESE POSTS


It's WORST THAN Holla Forums HERE NOW


SHAME ON YOU Holla Forums

SHAME

SHAME


SHAME

SHAME

SHAKE IT VOLCANUS

wew

Can't be stopped

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THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF DUBS

Geologist here,

A 6.5 won't do anything, especially from a transform boundary like the San Andreas system.

Most major buildings in LA are earthquake proof (their foundation is solid and deep as fuck). The San Andreas cannot produce anything more than an 8, which would cause significant damage but wont be anything close to catastrophic. You need something like a 9.5+ to actually destroy most infrastructure in LA, which isn't possible from any type of fault besides a megathrust fault.

The closest megathrust fault is the Cascadia megathrust about 250 miles off the coast of Washington. The best you can hope for is a 9.0+ coming from the Cascadia megathrust in the next 40 years (~15% chance, actually published a paper on this) causing a massive tsunami that hopefully wrecks California as well. Even then, the tsunami will just destroy everything within 5 miles of the coast, and that's about it.

That's your best shot, so don't get excited, faggots.

*Vulcan

...

sage

ANTI-AMERICAN THREADS


ANTI- AMERICAN THREADS


RIGHT WHEN ARE ABOUT TO MAGA

SHAME

SHAME

SHAME


SHAME

SHAME

no fun

All the volcanoes in the Olympics are dead. I'll just go live there.


Fuck off nigger. We gotta have some fun every once in a while.

...

What did he meme by this?

WE HAVENT MEMED ENOUGH
ONLY WHEN WE ARE DEAD WILL WE HAVE MEMED ENOUGH

These numbers…

California is NOT America
Next you're going to say Melbourne is part of Australia

...

Speaking of numbers… Checked

What about an 88, user?

SURGING CHAOS

I don't think you understand how meme magic works nigger, the dubs make it real, science has no part in it

sage


GO OUTSIDE CHILDREN!

ANTI-AMERICAN THREAD

ANTI-AMERICAN THREAD WHEN WE ARE ABOUT TO MAGA


ANTI-AMERICAN THREAD THAT IS STUPID ON TOP OF IT


SHAME

SHAME


SHAME

SHAME

SHAME


SHAME

Somebody's coming to town.

Sorry geologist-kun, but we still have radioactive sharks and volcanoes.

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No, this can't be happening!

...

Only the degenerate cities will be affected anyway.

Well can't an 8 damage a nuclear plant ala Fuchishima (Even though that's a 9.2)

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You'd be surprised what's cooking under Mt. Rainier. I was interviewed earlier this year by some local radio about lahars wiping out Portland, Tacoma and Seattle. Totally possible. Happens all the time (in geologic time)

CALIFORNIA IS NOT AMERICA

Is he going to destroy the jewish media as a side effect?

...

It belongs to the sea now.

Duh

"GIVE AMERICA TO THE SPICS"


"GIVE THE BREADBASKET TO THE SPICS"

"GIVE OUR LARGEST ECONOMY TO MEXICO"

NEW YORK HOME OF THE JEWS

TEXAS HOME OF THE NEOCONS

ILLINOIS HOME OF SJW

UTAH HOME OF GLEN BECK MORMONS

OREGON HOME OF HIPPIES

WASHINGTON HOME OF YUPPIES


SOUTHERN U.S. HOME OF NIGGERS

EARTHQUAKE THREAD SLIDING /Holla Forums

CALIFORNIA MAGIC TOO POWERFUL


SHAME

SHAME


SHAME


SHAME

SHAME


SHAME


SHAME

No, there's still the east coast to contend with.

B..but, the gets…

...

...

Maybe he is saying they all must go…

Just filter him, we need to conserve posts for >>8477777

No. Fukushima was stricken by a tsunami because it was built in the 70s before people knew fuckall about geology, the ocean and how these things work together to fuck your shit up, so they put it next to the coast for easy water access.

An earthquake alone, even a 9.2, cannot damage a nuclear powerplant to the point where it would cause the reactor to melt down.

On top of that, nuclear powerplants are specifically constructed far away from major fault zones.

What if the east coast gets it?

VOLCANO

Rest in peace, Californianons. There are some serious fucking integers in this thread. Get out while you can, or go as far east within the state as you can. Start stockpiling weapons and ammo if that is at all possible, and most importantly,

learn to swim

CALIFORNIA IS A FUCKING PAPER TIGER
AMERICA'S FOOD BASKET IS THE MIDWEST NOT CALIFORNIA AND A EARTHQUAKE WILL GET THE AREAS WHERE THERE IS NOT FARMS BUT RATHER SHITTY PEIRS
CALIFORNIA DOESN'T EVEN PROVIDE ENOUGH GOODS FOR ITSELF

Implying Radioactive sharks with human intelligence can't get around that.

OH NOOOOOO

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The japs have known about tsunamis for hundreds if not thousands of years.

GOODBYE HOLLYWOOD

CALIFORNIA IS LIKE 50% OF AMERICA'S ECONOMY

NO WANT TO MAGA


GIVE AMERICA TO SPICS


SHAME

SHAME


SHAME


SHAME

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WATER WALL FORM

SHADILAY!

GG Californians

This. California's farms are not growing food. Dude, weed.

oh sweet kek

It ain't over yet!

Checked!

Mt. Rainier is a stratovolcano which is not capable of an eruption that ranks at VEI 7 or 8 necessary to wipe out a city, let alone several.

At worst, it will kill a couple thousand people in the case of an eruption when all the ice violently melts off the surface of the volcano and causes massive super hot mudslides

I am going to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaally disappointed if we don't get radioactive sharks. With human intelligence of course…

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...

...

KEK IS GOOD

BY ECONOMY YOU MEAN MEANINGLESS SHIT LIKE HOLYWOOD
CALIFORNIA ISN'T THE GREAT FOOD BOWL YOU CLAIM IT IS
AND AS WELL WEST CALIFORNIA WON'T GET EFFECTED WHICH IS WHERE THE ONLY DECENT AMOUNT OF PRODUCTION COMES FROM
THERE IS LITERALLY NO WRONG THAT CAN COME FROM SINKING LOS ANGLES, SAN DIEGO, SAN FRANSCO AND OTHER COASTER AREAS INTO THE OCEAN

THE MEME STAR IS NOW FULLY OPERATIONAL

THE SHARKS KEEP GETTING DUBS!!

wew

The sharks are gonna eat the spics & niggers and look good doin' it.

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we come ever closer to the sacred get…

It's only just beginning.

California is stealing water rightfully meant for the other states.

(>implying earthquake proof buildings can save them from the volcanos and radioactive sharks)



Kek agrees that we shouldn't give Califoria to Mexico. But we should give the Californians to Mexico.

(checked)

SHARKKKS

We're close to a major get fellas, kek witness us

Knowing about the existence of tsunamis =/= understanding how the displacement of a a tectonic plate along a sheer weakening boundary creates a tsunami.

Plate tectonics became accepted science in the late 60s and megathrust faults were discovered in the 80s. Due to their nature, they always tsunamigenic.

CALIFORNIA WILL FALL

IT SINKS

It's going to be a biblical get, I can feel it.

checked, praise kek

YES YES YES

...

And yours!

wew

BUT WHO WAS PHONE

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...

Tsunami-chan will save us!

Goodbye Cali earthquake will happen.

The chances of getting dubs is 10% so a 600 reply thread will have 60 dubs.

This isn't meme magic unless trips get.

Let california burn

Hey look it was all a joke.

the memes cannot be contained
this is it
we've memed events, deaths, possibly even seriously influenced the future of humanity
now is the time to realize our true power
if you TRULY believe this will happen, then it will.
focus on it in your mind, visualize it, and don't think about it as a possibility, but something that IS.
it's time for exponential growth in our power

RADIOACTIVE SHARKS WITH HUMAN INTELLIGENCE WILL DESTROY CALIFORNIA!!!

KEKAHU ACKBAR

TIDAL WAVES INBOUND

LEARN TO SWIM

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

HERES LOOKING AT YOU MIKE PENCE

ALL THE FUCKING DIGITS

...

CALIFORNIA WILL SHAKE LIKE NEVER BEFORE

IT'S SWIMMING TIME

AND THESE
IF GET MAG 9 ON SUNDAY

no radioactive sharks then

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

Implying they can outrun the sharks…

WEW

WINRAR

Arizona Bay confirmed.

learn to swim

Witnessed!

HE HAS SPOKEN

LEARN TO SWIM

wew

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO IT SHALL BE

...

Shadilay

LEARN TO SWIM

...

noice

...

He has spoken

niggers confirmed dead during the flood

...

PRAISE BE

SHILLS BTFO

ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SHE UNZIPS

PACK YOUR BAGS OR PACK YOUR COFFINS COMMIEFORNIANS, KEK HAS GIVEN YOU DUE WARNING

HOL UP

OH FUCK I FORGOT NIGGERS CAN'T SWIM

ODIN ACKBAR

Ya know what? Califags have done this to tomeselves begging for water 24/7 and such.

Wait, it's a volcano. Californians need to learn how to swim in lava? :3a

Well at least it will stop the constant flow of them coming to Texas

An important observation.

WITNESS ME

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit a minute

ARE WE MEMING THE LAKE OF FIRE?

>and radioactive sharks

Anons it has been a pleasure memeing with you, but I need to go to bed. The sharks will have their day though.

Checked. The sharks will have their fill of cuck.

Checked

And somebody better cap this thread for when our Radioactive Shark Overlords with human intelligence rise the depths.

We'll appease them with sharktit images and their very own chan.

CALIFORNIA WILL FALL FASTER THAN SLICK BILLY'S PANTS

ebin
simply ebin :DDD

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JERRY BROWN ON SUICIDE WATCH

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NICE KNOWING YOU CALIFORINIA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posting in Epic Thread. The odds of these digits are astronomical.

SHAKE EM UP

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Rodger that double man

(czech'd)
California sinking will be the epic finale for current year

If any user who has invested or bought stock in Californian companies to sell them while you can.

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Dubs. What are the odds of that?

Many

With Kek all dubs are possible

WITNESSED

I'm so happy. Commiefornia anons need to exodus soon though.

Are you some sort of faggot or something?

I used to live there and fucked off earlier this year
place is a shithole, too bad I moved from dude weed/mexicans land to dude weed land. Fucking gay shit tbh.

Just to recap how insane this thread has been

Kek has played you all for fools. He merely used you to meme radioactive sharks with human intelligence into existence.

You'll envy us victims of the volcanoes and tsunamis.

t. California

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SINK IT

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Feels fash man

This year has been the wildest of rides. Meme magic is fucking REAL. Repeating integers confirm it always. RIP California pinkos.
PRAISE KEK

They are meant to be together

I too am in (theoretical) danger, however remember Kek protects the faithful and as originators of this power we are it.

I know what I face, and I stand ready, we folk every where. Do not fear user.

Kill us nao, for the good of the race.

When I got 6666 on a whim I knew we were in for some serious shit, especially when Kek commanded me to make OC earlier

9/99

And it was fantastic OC. Don't we have the best OC makers?

sage

SHAME

SHAME


ANTI-MAGA thread


SHAME

earthquake fucks up commies gains them sympathy. seceding is a far more entertaining way for ca to die.

Your double dubs don't cancel that quint. Srsly, learn 2 swim, or you will be getting real cozy with the pacific sea floor.

Learn to swim faggot, dubs can't trump a thread of trips, quads and quints

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Earthquake three minutes ago. Better learn fast.

Oh lawdy. Did you hear bucko?
GET THE FUCKING FLOATIES

Checked, where are you getting your info?

quakes.globalincidentmap.com/

New thread in the morning? I suspect we'll wake up to see California completely submerged

Its been a magical time memeing with you all.

Of coursh!

Better map:
https:// earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/#{%22autoUpdate%22%3A[%22autoUpdate%22]%2C%22basemap%22%3A%22grayscale%22%2C%22feed%22%3A%221day_all%22%2C%22listFormat%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22mapposition%22%3A[[33.41310221370827%2C-130.550537109375]%2C[41.352072144512924%2C-112.97241210937499]]%2C%22overlays%22%3A[%22plates%22]%2C%22restrictListToMap%22%3A[%22restrictListToMap%22]%2C%22search%22%3Anull%2C%22sort%22%3A%22newest%22%2C%22timezone%22%3A%22utc%22%2C%22viewModes%22%3A[%22settings%22%2C%22map%22]%2C%22event%22%3Anull}

TWO IN CALI

ONE IN FUCKING NEVADA

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

One last get for radioactive sharks?

You do Kek's work user.

LASER SHARKS

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

Sharks will win

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Boy all these dubs. Cali is gonna sink.

Are deep quakes more telling than shallow ones? I'd guess so, but I'm not a geologist.

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SHOOK EM, FAULT-CHAN!

Flip Flap Flip Flap

NO TOMORRAH FOR GOMORRAH

at least we can look forward to more faggots dying in fires due to their monumental stupidity. And of course sandniggers blowing them up. These happenings might be better in the long run as it wont cause millions of pothead commies from commiefornia to pour into the real US in the event of an earthquake. Trump cant send them ALL back, you know.