Doug
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Hey, at least Doug will always have Mrs. Klotz.
"Hi! It's me, Doug. What a day! The bad news was Skeeter and I came by Roger's place after school to drop off his homework since he was too sick to come. Or so we thought. Turns out Roger was skipping school all day to hang out with his friends. The good news, however, was Ms. Klotz was home alone so we offered to help her around the house til Roger got back. And let's just say that she has a great way of showing her gratitude!"
I'm surprised there isn't more porn of Judy.
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I'm so glad I had my first love and heartbreak at 18 instead of carrying a crush for TEN GODDAMN YEARS after high school.
But it was Patty "The Relish on my Hotdog" Mayonnaise. That girl was unforgettable. And that voice, fug I JUST…
>Rape Patti
What else would Doug need to make his life complete Holla Forums?
Nothing. All he wanted was Patty's hand. That was pretty much his only purpose. Without that, he is but a hollow /r9k/ bot.
Why him? Because he wasn't a total autist like you were!
This.
Why do people spread the creator's stupid story around as if it's anything but disturbing and pathetic?
Imageboards are by their nature sad and pathetic. Why does this surprise you?
Shit, you've got me there.
Still, at least we acknowledge we're disturbing, sad, and pathetic. The last time I called the writer creepy for this shit, some user told me I was projecting.
Poor lad never got a break after he got hair on his balls
The only thing that didn't happen to him was having his dog die a horrid death
Some people are suckers for poignancy, at least he's jewish
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At least he still has Porkchop and Skeeter.
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That's my honking fetish. I miss beatniks…
Fug, I guess that is why you dont hold on the past for to long.
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Anybody got the Doug comic with Skeeter finding him in the garbage bin?
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Funny, because I think he admit that he had a girl like Patti but never got her. I think it's kind of disturbing to pine over someone you'll never get, especially if you use it for inspiration in an entertaining work. Making yourself as a character within that work to get that person but still failing. That's like stalker tendencies if that person ends of dead in the future. That's Diaz/ Anthony Burch levels of pathetic that nobody should be doing.
So mean so green
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Perhaps Mrs. Klotz was simply giving a live demonstration of "Putting It in the Pink"?
That music…
I can't handle these feels right now… Truly, I am become scum.
Remember this Dougy D?
why are you doing this to me lad?
Because that you from so long ago doesn't want to be forgotten and he doesn't want you to forget what once was and what it was all like so long ago.
This is the best thing I've watched in a very long time. All the NGE-Doug swap references are spot on, like the names and terms of things. It's just too good.
Damn you to hell Skunky. And damn Disney for showing his face.
patti wasnt white wtf
Get a load of this newfag.
Would you fuck this Disney abomination Holla Forums?
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But there's lots of comics, shows and stories that have characters that are loosely based on people the creator knew personally. What about the red haired girl from Charlie Brown? Is she loosely based on a girl Charles Schultz knew in real life? Does that make him a stalker?
Nigga she was so white her last name was Mayonnaise.
Yes, I would. In fact, you just gave me an idea for a request.
Depends. Did Schultz write about a girl he had a crush on as a child and then grew out of? Did he write about a girl who grew up to be his wife? Or did he write about a girl he obsessed over for years.
There's a line, but just basing a fictional character on someone isn't where the line is.
You're projecting like a motherfucker.
You know the greentext in the OP is just a word swap of a story that actually happened to the creator of Doug right? That guy's post is pretty accurate, it's pretty bad that he never got over that chick.
He's married with two children. Again, you're projecting like a motherfucker
Well, I didn't know that, never mind.
That doesn't change the fact that he was hung up on "Patty" all the way into adulthood.
Did his reunion with not-Patty happen before or after his marriage? Or before or after Doug was made? Just curious.
Either way, if he wants to dream about him succeeding with his childhood crush and succeeding that's his dream to live. Also it would only be Anthony Burch-tier if he reunited with Patty only to apologize for objectifying her by having a crush on herwhile getting aroused at the thought of her already fucking around with another man. Now Gravity Falls was 100% Burch worthy.
I'd like to know the timeline too.
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I'm glad I hated everyone in high school.
I just wish I had five cocks.
one for each hole.
..actually 23 would fill each hole.
Before. Why would he say he was available if he was married?
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IS THAT FUCKING PEPPER ANN IN THE RUNES
I've seen that scene before… What movie is this?
Bram Stoker's Dracula. the one from 1992.
Fuck. I heard it in SmegmaKing's impersonation.
Yep. First love always stings like a bitch. Heh, get it? Anyway, I think apart of the appeal is Doug getting cucked.
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