What every bootstrap hick sounds like

Howdy y'all! I'm yer typical Bootstrap hick. Everyday ah wayk up n fasten muh bootstraps for a tough day a workin with my hands emptyin septic tanks fer people. I work hard so that I can provad for my wife/sister en muh inbred son. All these lazy pepul 2day donno the valyah of hard work workin with yer hands. All thes kids today wanna spend time playin their college degrees and educating themselves n lernin about dose facts hyukhur. I dont need no facts all ah need is uh healthy dose a jesus.

Kids 2day are so lazy and want things handed 2 em. They want "free healthcare" n "workplace safety regulations. Hurhuhuhuhuhhyuk I dont need no commie healthcare. Pay fer it yerselfs u lazy kids. I never needed it, I mean all mah teeth ar fallen out i hav inbred genetic diseases en the hepititus from havin gay sodomy in muh sodomy shed but i never needed no free healthcare. Y'all are just so lazy en need ta work harder.

Muh hard work is payin off. I got promoted today from emptyin septic tanks to workin the water treatment plant cleanen diarrhea. It's two dollars more uh pay, hyuk. One day in maybe 100 years I'll be the local manager of this minor division of the septic tank cleaning company. Hurhyuk.

Well ah gotta go now nd empty this tank fulla green shit then go n clean it hurdurhyuk.

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And you call yourself a leftist

Old people will become irrelevant and die off.

The bigger problem is that we still have people in younger generations that strongly defend the status quo and are locked in the false duality of American capitalism and Stalinist communism.

Oklahoma during the turn of the 20th century was one of the most revolutionary parts of the US, with Socialists being a major third party.

Green Corn Rebellion was a multi-ethnic uprising against WWI and the draft.

TL;DR go fuck yourself

You go fuck yourself first, tankie hick defender

I don't know how you figure I'm a tankie, but you're definitely a Holla Forumsfag.

Careful you're going to ruffle a few feathers by picking on leftypol's beloved "white workers"

Cool false flag buddy.

White hicks are victims of Capitalism too, just not in the same way non-whites are. Even though a lot of them are racist and backwards, they aren't the enemy; unless of course they're like lynching black or immigrant workers.