Jesus christ

Is going back to feudalism really that bad?

Read any history about living conditions for 18th century urban proles in the US and great Britain

It's pretty great actually. I'm sure it will up suicide and murder rates dramatically. What more can a skeleton ask for?

You tell me.

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I think you missed the joke, famrade. The "anarcho" is underlined because it isn't a real word, because ayncrapism isn't anarchism.

Would be a step up from what we have now if that was all there was to it

This ancap stuff might not be so bad afterall :^)

Thanks m8, saved.

Buddhaposter here, I don't know if it's a joke, an oversight, or ironic shittiness to make the meme more dank. Didn't make the image, found it on this board a while ago and reposted here.

Say what you want, they do pursue the anarchy more than the other anarkiddies.

Take brexit for example most anarkiddies came out in support of European Imperialism than british Independance. They never saw anything wrong with siding with almost all media, corporations and porkies against british workers.

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You fap to Mad Max, right?

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alright m8, define anarchy for me

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I don't know whether or not to believe that Ancap and libertarianism are actually this fucking stupid. Then again, there's not much else left in this world that could surprise me.

anarchy; absence of hierarchy or rule. from greek ἀ (an) meaning "without" and ἀρχή (arkhi) meaning "hierarchy" and "rule".

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Maybe some pics will help you understand.

Ancaps just want a private state.

The goal of anarcho capitalism is anarcho monarchism

This

Is this is why its popular with child molesters?
hermetic.com/bey/taz2b.html

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So we're gonna do a sims 3 playthrough with this guy, including child-slaves from the free market.
We have a gun mod, to protect our private property too.

Any other suggestions?

It's pretty good from an accelerationist perspective.

Can you put a sweatshop in the basement

That's what the fuckers get for trespassing.

Wanted to shoot Grim Reaper, but he fixes corpses.

The cop's gonna geddit tho, fucking commies.

that cop just violated NAP
kill her

The fucker took me in before I could get a shit.
luckily, the time was short that I was in.

Sentence was already over.

Time for some mail order child slaves workers with potential for growth.

this is why states should not exist
also post with an ancap flag

So we got the kid, she's gonna be spending her time painting kitschy IKEA copies. She's in the hotdog suit because I found it behind the dumpster I mean it was most economically feasible solution.

We're also writing a book filled with beautiful libertarian theory, with which we will corner the furry BDSM fanfic porn market!

V O L U N T A R Y

Our beloved capitalist will now sleep while the workers get their time's off to keep them as happy and productive cogs in our beloved system.

fugging gubbermint is taking away my property. They're probably forcing them to do labor against their rational self-interest…

Meanwhile, our capitalist has only one goal in mind:
GENERATING THE BIGGEST BESTEST PILE OF SIMOLEONS IN HISTORY!

this should not be allowed in an ancap society

Is there anything else that can be produced for money?

No nukes for us, but this should be enough to exercise our Freedom and Independence.

Meanwhile, we're getting number three! Indian worker's were on sale, so of course McKraken & Co. would grab this opportunity to exercise our right to participate in this glorious free market.

VOLUNTARY

The kid was seemed to try to stage a anarcho-socialist-monarchist revolution, but we'll let him get away with it today…

Meanwhile, the school was offering a """free""" police excursion. Of course, I could do nothing but cancel it and send in a 3000-word essay explaining the problems with public services such as the police, the pros of privatizing these industries, and the dangers of excellent use of worse such as "free". Nothing is free. Everything is paid by someone, and that someone is in the end me.
No, I don't pay taxes. I'm a black-market self-employed fanfic writer who is paid in bitcoin. What about it?

Hiw do uou get paid without the government-granted intellectual property monopoly?

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”
“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”
“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”
It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.
I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”
He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

Our workers brought with them another kid. Naturally, our capitalist went up to him and attempted to explain how important respecting one's property is. When he responded with "that's unfair", He was accused of trespassing, which he did, as the workers had no right allowing him on property that isn't theirs, and naturally, was shot in the face.
That's what you get for spouting such communist propaganda.
Our workers didn't seem to support that decision, but I was technically right in the decision made, so fuck 'em

Anyway's, that's enough for today. Tomorrows continue?

Can your workers make clothes or toys or anything sweatshop-y
Also, they should be kept in the basement so they can't esca— violate their contact

Can someone redpill me on supply and demand? It would seem that it works to produce what people want with little delay. What's going to replace supply and demand in a Communist mode of production?

supply and demand can be managed by central planning, just look at the world's largest centrally planned economy: walmart
energy credits, labor credits, decentralized planning, etc are all options that must be experimented with. you can monitor how much milk people consume month to month, for example, without needing a price system

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This makes sense. But how would a left-anarchist society stop the strongest and smartest accumulating resources and personal property?

Anarchism has the initial goal of eliminating hierarchy whereas ancaps seek the elimination of aggression. Thus, a capitalist power structure can hold definite hierarchies (rich guy makes a lot of money and doesn't pay the workers for what they make) but is free of aggression. According to capitalist theory, working is a voluntary pre-determined trade of labor and money. The aggression comes from the government's tax, and personal aggression like crime.

An ancom sees the capitalist structure as hierarchical and exploitative - this could be interpreted as aggressive but it really isn't, we're working under different frameworks - and thus seeks a horizontal society as in worker cooperatives.

Whether a business employing people in the modern sense is exploitative/aggressive/whatever is the main split between anarchists of Holla Forums and anarcho-capitalists.

Privatization is aggression.

It wouldn't. If they give more, they csn take more. It's not supposed to be some hippie camp.

but what if they don't give more but can still take more? And given what you say, what stops somebody starving in the streets Allah libertarianism?

You mean, the split between actual anarchists and the people that identify themselves as "anarcho"-capitalists

it's "a la"

Either you go with central planning like
says or you use a market socialist economy (where there is a market and thus supply/demand but the businesses are worker-owned and do not intentionally generate profit) until you get to a point where you can automate work. The goal of communism is stateless and classless - ultimately, you have to have an excess of capital, as I understand, for a communist society to work.

Then they will suffer consequences because the status quo will not reward them.

This pasta is the greatest ever made on 4chan.

Sadly I think it's from the New Yorker

It is.

The New Yorker makes 4chan tier greentext stories?

Shit. Oh well. Mistakes like that are a diamond dozen.

property is aggression

Yes, as I specified, property being aggression is a widely held belief in Holla Forums that ancaps don't share

…was the first Socialist.

I wouldn't call it a belief, it's a fact. Property ownership is the legitimized use of violence against the non-property owner.

+1 for that book title

Likewise ownership of my own body is legitimized use of violence against the non-owners of my body?