The other SJ thread in the catalogue was about an whole different subject altogether and the next episode is airing too night. What is it that Gendy "ourjew" Tartakovsky has planned next for us?
Is Jack getting his sword back? Is Ashi going to hijack the show from him? Tune in and find out.
FUCK, I meant sheep. Not ship. I am a cockgobbling faggot OP.
Isaac Scott
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Elijah Lopez
Why do you keep posting this
Austin Cook
So when does the stream go up?
Michael Jackson
Why don't you wait until the episode starts and you have something to talk about rather than making a new thread now because you want to be the guy who made the thread?
In about 45 minutes. It shows Panty and Stocking, followed by Luluco, and then Toonami.
Ryder Lopez
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Gavin Ramirez
Which episode, because there were only 3 good ones.
Lincoln Russell
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Parker Peterson
We have an embed function user. No need for that fancy shit.
Sebastian Parker
Best fight scene
Julian Myers
Fucking newfags. Too lazy to even read through post options.
Ian Barnes
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Nolan Phillips
What are the streams you will be watching from?
Kevin Johnson
I'm at the King Lounge's at the moment. Rewatching Diamond is Unbreakable.
Morioh is dangerous as fuck.
Thomas Taylor
Remember she was naked the whole time, he was plucking needles out of her ass.
Tyler Hall
this guy is such a spaghetti monster every week
Liam Brown
10 minutes!
Levi Wilson
I know, its kinda painful. At least there is a mute function for when it gets really bad.
Brandon Baker
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Logan Gonzalez
Space Patrol whatever was actually funny.
Adam Ramirez
OH SHIT FLASH WONT WORK
Owen Cruz
IT"S On! Gotta Get Back!
Nathan James
It's time FOR JACK.
LET ER RIP.
Joseph Barnes
If time has lost it's affect on him, why does his hair grow out? How did he grow his beard?
Kayden Morgan
Ok no Flash works I forgot I reset my browser because YouTube was being a bitch
Adrian Bennett
IT'S A TRAP
Parker Ross
Of course.
Lucas Brooks
A few Jack may-mays for you all as we get rolling
Been waiting for this hour all week
William Martin
Time for that Samurai ==BLACK==
Chase Powell
It's worth watching, and the episodes are short enough that you could finish them all in a day.
Tyler Gomez
DENIED!!!
Brody Morales
FUCK YOU AKU
Christopher Gray
Aku's voice sounds a bit better here, but not by much
Joseph Perry
Called it
Colton Sanchez
IF ONLY YOU HADN'T WALKED UP THE MOUNTAIN SLOWLY JACK
James Richardson
Aku is such a fucking shitlord, HOLY SHIT HE MURDERED THE GOATS
Adam Gomez
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Camden Thompson
Do you think Jack might be a closet furry?
Zachary Harris
Hey Reddit
Dominic Thomas
Why didn't you look in the hole earlier
Caleb Scott
Right?
Noah Miller
The sword can't hurt innocents. They went out of their way to establish this. What gives?
Landon King
Dead goats made him feel bad
Aaron Taylor
That was fucking IT?
Come on Jackie boy you could have gone back years earlier
Camden Murphy
He didn't have a parrot to flay him into and out of it
Adam Evans
To flay him?
Joshua Thomas
Obviously those goats killed a man.
Owen Robinson
Exactly those goats had made their choice to follow evil.
Aaron Collins
Ashi is
C U T E U T E
Hudson Thompson
GENNDY
Kevin Harris
Even if he did he go earlier he would have seen nothing.
Jordan Morris
Then why come back at all?
Asher Williams
He meant fly.
Obviously, they killed the Samurai, leaving the Jack.
…Nooooooo but need to check those dubs.
Jordan Adams
Meme responsibly please.
Ian Anderson
Cause Jack didn't realize that the sword had abandoned him
Jose Morales
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Carter Reyes
But he could have gone down in the hole at any time, he can jump real good.
Jackson Scott
I think it implied he did spend quite a long time there.
Charles Bailey
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Leo Myers
If was a place where the time portal was, good chance he thought it led to some other horrific destination. Aku leaving a totally empty hole to explore, no traps? Nawww…
They didn't flinch when Aku showed.
This ain't 2016 kid
Joseph Hill
no high bar there
Christian Walker
I dunno, it seems really clumsy to me, like there was a different reason he lost the sword in the original movie script and how he lost it in the show was hastily re-written. The only way it really seems plausible for Jack to have lost the sword is if someone took it or it was destroyed. The idea that he lost it because it fell down a hole is just not enough. Especially a hole that has a solid bottom. Motherfucker could have climbed down there. It's bullshit. I figured there would at least be running water at the bottom of the hole where he dropped it and it got washed to sea or something.
Isaiah Roberts
(Checked) It may not, but I still has to check it.
Sebastian Campbell
So on he walked…
Bentley Edwards
The sword probably left because Jack let his anger consume him, not because he killed the goats.
Charles Allen
This feels like a video game
Christian Morgan
DUDE WEED LMAO
Luke Turner
Jack didn't get to bring friends
And he's a big guy
Brayden Morales
Bear in mind, it's a MAAAAGIC sword, so I assume some magic bullshit would have happened.
Camden Carter
Mad Jack would suggest otherwise
Joshua Cook
When did Jack acquire the ability to go on a spirit quest at will?
Lucas Smith
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Henry Adams
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Lucas Allen
EXTRA THINN
Gavin Ortiz
Dude they are marching like they are North Koreans
love it
Aaron Hernandez
At this point, it's not the sword that's weird but Jack's failure to go looking for it. If it had turned out this episode that there was some deep crevasse or series of caves with treasure-stealing monsters or whatever then it would make sense. But it was just a deep-ish hole that he could have climbed down into.
Jackson Sullivan
When did this become Dynasty Warriors.
Caleb Wood
I TOLD YAH WE SHOULDA BROT MORE 'AN SPEARS!
Dominic Scott
Fuckingh impalement.
Adrian Brown
Ashi OP a shit
pls nerf
Andrew Turner
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Jeremiah Gutierrez
I love it!
Aiden Moore
I bet her clothes don't even get torn like Jacks
Gavin Hall
Look at the unintended symbolism though. The Man is the house making tea, while the woman is doing all the work. You can't improve on that system.
Charles Allen
I kind of get the impression Jack didn't bother because he secretly wanted a reason to give up. The time portals were all destroyed, he'd let his anger consume him to the point where he was willing to kill something relatively innocent, he was defeated, he wanted to stop.
William Thomas
*in the house.
Brody Thomas
Bitch you had ONE JOB
Cooper Torres
DOWNLOAD WHERE
Isaiah Lewis
Nah their torn
Evan White
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Carson Walker
It's live now.
Bentley Flores
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Ryder Cox
OH SHIT, the mother from the daughters of aku. How?
Chase Myers
Hey Holla Forums
Jonathan Lopez
Oh, I thought it was at 10. Either way I wont be able to watch it until later, I'll beg then.
Julian Turner
Laughter resumes.
Jackson Hernandez
Not THICC at all
Jordan Sullivan
Hot Mother-Daughter action, though.
Anthony Smith
roasted
Jace Lee
FORTUNE COOKIE NONSENSE
Aaron Ross
genndy a real MVP
Jose Kelly
The inner samurai was the enemy all along
Liam Sanders
GRUMPY JACK.
Henry Walker
EAAAARN
Isaac Cox
Can't wait to mine this shit for reaction images.
Evan Parker
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Tyler Perez
JACK IS BACK
John Ramirez
SHAVED BY THE GODS
Brody Myers
AHH SHIT NIGGA
Logan Cooper
So basically Jack's Sword is Mjolnir now? Then how could Aku wield it that one time?
Julian Brooks
aw SHIT IT IS ON
Dominic Rodriguez
This feels extremely rushed and cheap.
Adrian Parker
JACK REMAINS UNCUCKED!!!!
Gavin Davis
seems like it hurt him a lot more than his dad
also nice of them to do a barber job for him
Austin Long
It probably was.
Nolan Smith
10 episodes man, gotta work with whats given.
Brandon Perry
*AKU*
Levi Ross
I rate it 4/10. It tried to do too much with too little time, and suffered for it. On the plus side you guys were right, the mother had the black skin to.
Michael Bailey
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Liam Jenkins
Hmm.
Oliver Russell
Too rushed for my liking to tie up both the cult and sword with no real explanation. I really am worried for the direction these last few episodes will take
Ethan Rodriguez
well he couldn't, otherwise jack would be dead
Benjamin Parker
So which of the gods gave him the shave and a haircut?
Carter King
The fact that Gendy got any episodes at all to revisit his canceled show is nothing short of amazing.
Jack's descent into despair and 50 years of angry wandering wasn't even shown. I'm alright with them hurrying things along a little when there's only 3 episodes left.
Cameron Edwards
3 EPISODES LEFT
Jaxson Sanchez
But he did wield it.
Lincoln Cook
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Dylan Fisher
I kinda wish that there had been some sort of fight on the internal side of Jack, but i also appreciate the peace and balance motif that it was going with.
Charles Walker
Yeah, but it would have been better not to have them at all than to bring them back as a literal deus ex machina all of a sudden without any proper context. Those guys really fucking meant business when they appeared in the original run. Why not just have Jack do the bit with the tea shop guy and angry Jack and have the sword appear to him directly without the gods involved at all?
Nathan Flores
mega download when?
Josiah Sullivan
then why is jack alive
Alexander Clark
10/10
Caleb Johnson
6/10, would have been 8/10 if he kept the beard or mane.
Asher Hall
Because the sword couldn't hurt someone pure of heart like jack.
Nathan Roberts
Anybody can wield the sword but it can't harm an innocent.
Owen Nguyen
It was really comfy music
Liam Thompson
would have been better if had happened mad jack gets a whole episode of fighting, but red jack gets like 10 seconds
well he more or less didn't wield it then
Hunter Phillips
Adult swim will probably farm out some interquel episodes of dubious quality
Parker Thomas
It looks like was right. Jack got consumed by anger, and had to regain balance to get the sword back. Still, seeing him struggle with anger more would be better.
Jason Kelly
Actually the direct quote was that it can't harm an innocent when wielded by evil
He didn't say it can't do innocent on innocent murderizing
Elijah Gutierrez
Wield, verb to use (a weapon, instrument, etc.) effectively; handle or employ actively.
Xavier Kelly
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Ayden Phillips
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Luis Richardson
I would have liked it if instead of having Ashi steamroll the whole army have her hold them off, then when it looks like she's about to be defeated BOOM Jack's got the sword.
Dylan Wilson
He was quite effective.
Parker Morales
sexist
Isaiah Lopez
7/10, would have been better to draw out the whole Jack needs to get his sword back about one more episode, at the very least to build up tension when Scaramouche finally gets back to Aku about this.
Felt rushed overall, but I'm willing to let it slide since he's only got 10 episodes to work with.
Thomas Murphy
IS JACK DEAD? NO? THEN HE WASN'T PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE
Owen Myers
Literally with that initial pushback thing
And I agree that would have been dope as fuck
Kayden Morris
That's like, the opposite of sexist
Jaxson Rogers
Your argument stands that one can only be effective if your opponent is killed. That's a crock of shit.
Ryder Jackson
That bitch was stupid.
Luke Evans
Much agreed
this
Juan Smith
So you're saying that if two guys get in a swordfight, the one who loses wasn't wielding a sword?
Jace Gray
He's a goon, ignore him.
Brayden Ross
if you can't use the sword right, then you may as well not have been using it
Jaxson Hall
i would just like to say that as a /k/ and /fit/ lurker your pic is the very best meme i've seen all week
Wyatt Fisher
So what do think of the teaser for next weeks episode?
Asher Davis
Pretty rushed, specially with the cult part, like why would the leader herself be there a not sent another group of assassins? They should have leave that for the ending.
Ethan Brooks
YOU'VE BEEN PROVEN WRONG! ADMIT IT!!
Benjamin Young
If two people get in a swordfight, one is probably going to lose. That doesn't mean they weren't using the sword right.
Logan Wright
I wanna say it was because the mom knew Aishi was mentally weaker and tried to guilt trip her But I don't think they're that smart
Adrian Garcia
AH FUCK I CLOSED THE STREAM BEFORE IT THIS HAPPENS NEARLY EVERY WEEK what was the teaser?
William Jenkins
It started off good, but now I'm worried everything will be rushed as hell.
Easton Wood
Aliens.
Aiden Gomez
Jack and Ashi are trying to sneak into some place but the layout is confusing and they get lost.
Josiah Lopez
Does anyone know where I can see the rest of these? I missed the first few.
why would you get in a swordfight if you're not intending on killing your opponent
aku couldn't kill jack with the sword thus he didn't wield the sword
Owen Wood
a duel
duh
Ryan Jackson
Just what I was waiting for
Grayson Ross
Now you're just making yourself look stupid.
Asher Gray
Right on cue.
Jonathan Adams
you can kill your opponents in a duel
Christopher Thompson
Intent isn't the same as success/failure. One of those guys in the fight is gonna die, doesn't mean he wasn't wielding the sword.
Elijah Davis
alluc dot ee and search "samurai jack s5"
Robert Bell
if i grab a gun and start hitting you on the head with it, i'm not fucking wielding it if i grab a sword, and start using it as a butter knife to make a sandwitch, i'm also not wielding it
Cameron Thomas
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Xavier Baker
You can end the duel with first blood you know
Jaxon Hill
Are you retarded?
Cooper Sullivan
Aku grabbed the sword and tried to kill someone with it though.
Ryan Cox
but it's not required! a lot of duels were to first blood, or a certain number of strikes/defenses by each side
duels aren't really meant to be hyper lethal, they're a way of making people be polite because being a jackass is literally risking your life
but, scaring someone shitless with "i barely survived that" does the job of maintaining societal politeness and keeps your society's men from all dying in duels
Samuel Rodriguez
you are categorically wrong on both your examples
that is literally what wielding it means in both cases
Jose Barnes
but it's just not right if your opponent lives
and he failed, because he wasn't really wielding the sword
so by that logic, if aku gives jack a papercut, aku wins they weren't fighting by any rules you nig, whoever lives wins
Austin Bennett
You know, if you edit out the green and put in the white semen from the Jack image from episode 2, you'll get a pretty good lewd pic
Ethan Ortiz
i disagree you can't wield a fucking sword if you can't use it right
Lincoln Torres
It was a little funny at first user, but now you need to stop.
Colton Brown
now you are just being purposefully retarded
do it user, claim your glory
yeah that's great and all but oxford, merriam, and webster all say that you are an asshat
Luis Wilson
prove me wrong faggot if aku was "wielding" the sword, why couldn't he get it to work?
as if a bunch of dictionaries know what aku was doing with the sword
Noah Edwards
i'm really starting to wonder what happened to all the people back in those days who were like >>844870
Did their neighbors just kill them or did they never survive to adulthood because they didn't live in a world that sheltered them
Actually, how did those genetics ever survive at all?
Jaxon Bennett
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Luke Anderson
Ashi soloing an entire army was pretty unexpected. I could have sworn thw Scott's clan would have came in to help or Ashi would cause an avalanche or something.
Cameron King
The sword doesn't have an effect on innocence and pure of heart but he could still wield the actual sword you reddit-spacing cock sucking retard
Caleb Hernandez
FULL MULAN MODE ACTIVATE
Leo Perry
Lazy writing, next episode doesn't look to good either.
Cooper Smith
It worked just fine for slicing up tombstones and shit, and swordfighting with Jack
You aren't fooling anyone with this drivel son
Owen Taylor
excuses if he can't use the sword right, then he isn't wielding it grabbing and holding it maybe, but not wielding it
Cooper Stewart
well clearly it didn't, or jack would be dead
Gavin Long
Yeah, Jack pulling that off would make sense because he was trained for melee combat by the best warriors of the world. Ashi was trained by some crazy bitches in a cave who believed that Aku created the world.
Elijah Stewart
What is this pedantic nonsense, also wield means to physical hold it so you are contradicting yourself
Aaron Harris
go watch the episode again dipshit
Tyler Wilson
I'll check those.
Owen Torres
wielding as in using it to fight for his purposes, not holding it like a stick i'm pretty sure aku didn't intend to just hold the thing
Robert Young
Jack would have typically received a bunch more pokes and slices than the 0 that Ashi received
Plus been using a weapon
And it would have taken him all episode
That push thing she did would also not have been a thing
Joseph Mitchell
Portal
Cooper Richardson
Thank you user
Tyler Anderson
Well well.
David Lewis
i hope you realize i'm not mad in the slightest
i just look like tucker carlson
you're still wrong, but you're just repeating yourself so read my earlier rebuttals
Austin Gray
This is the face of a man that lost his past.
Dominic Robinson
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Adrian Sullivan
W E W E W
Robert Morales
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Justin King
Wow the Guardian must actually be Jack's way back to the past since he still hasn't shown up
BUT
"Only ONE MAN can use this time portal"
*So Ashi isn't going back to the past with him*
*also Jack doesn't have the sick beard anymore much less a crown like the portal showed*
Ryder Wilson
I want to *____ the bunny
Asher King
maybe the portal wasn't related to this part of jacks story at all
Adrian Howard
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Robert Gutierrez
Ashi isn't a man And neither is the army of the Scotsman's daughters for that matter
Jonathan Turner
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD HE DIDN'T RUN UP THE MOUNTAIN
Ayden Miller
He has to age first user. The series will end with Jack defeating Aku, and attempting to find a way to create a time portal to get back to the past. He may even consider going off world for it.
Justin Campbell
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Nathan Evans
shit writing
Levi Richardson
Oh don't even START that shit buddy
Jayden Gonzalez
This bugged me too.
Aiden Wright
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Matthew Ward
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Chase Diaz
You cannot *____ the bunny, user.
Xavier Bailey
Space feminists have been using it to travel back in time and be oppressed.
Noah Hughes
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Adam Sanchez
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Bentley Allen
but did Jack know for a fact that the Guardian's portal had been destroyed? did he go back and check?
Adam Johnson
Are time portals only on that planet?
Alexander Cook
It's not like he can enter that one
Evan Watson
While I'm inclined to agree, there's no indication of how long Jack had been in the future by then. For all we know it could be 25-30 years into his quest and he's seen dozens get destroyed.
Henry Rodriguez
I doubt Aku could take Blue Morpheus.
Carson Cook
With all this talk of time portals, why the hell do they even exist, and more importantly HOW? Was it a side effect of Aku sending Jack forward? Have there just always been time portals around? Was it the Gods creating them for Jack?
Jackson Morris
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Mason Gray
I was about to say "YET" but then I remembered that Jack doesn't actually know that the Guardian is supposed to let him through one day. The bit with the vision happened after he left.
Christian Martin
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND I, user, THE CHAIR-SITTING MASTER OF NEETNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF JIZZ
Blake Sullivan
BUT A FOOLISH PARENT WIELDING THE KEY TO MY ROOM, STEPPED FORTH TO INTERRUPT ME
Liam Carter
I've actually read the book and know this all too well
But for the faggots who only saw the movie, they don't even mention Merry's contribution
Besides, if "no man" can kill him, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, or any other elf/dwarf/maia/hobbit/orc/goblin/dragon/troll/eagle/etc/etc could have taken him out
Jose Flores
this. the "no man can kill him" thing wasn't an actual rule, it was just to dramatize him. if he'd been stabbed by that sword by a dude he would've died just the same.
Isaac Wright
Well, it doesn't really gets implied that he will let Jack pass one day, it's possible that the portal just show how he would look in the future.
Dominic Perez
BEFORE THE FINAL MEAT WAS STROKED
Blake Lewis
I really want to see the fight that happened when Aku tried to destroy the portal the Guardian protected.
Evan Foster
Doesn't Aku have that portal that he originally threw Jack through lying around? The big joke is probably that same time portal is just right there in Aku's palace.
Aku is superpowerful sure but also not the best strategist.
Jaxon Myers
The thing is the movie even shows this, it has Merry stab him, the King screams and the blade disintegrates, and then Eowyn stabs the dude. I'm pretty sure the explanation was shoved into the extended editions.
Jaxson Ramirez
He spat that one out actually
Isaac Lewis
FOOL AKU IS THE GREATEST STRATEGIST THERE EVER WAS
Joshua Garcia
yeah, it's the kind of detail that only LOTR fans would actually care about
Kevin Perry
It shows it but for all a loreless moviefag knows it just shows that Merry's blade didn't actually do shit because it poofed and Merry was in a ton of pain
Not that Merry's sword destroyed the protective spell that the King had
Have any shifted versions of Aku had a long pointy nose or has that just been his (((servants)))?
Hunter Adams
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Hudson Long
I think the extended version explains it but Peter Jackson says in the commentaries that he wanted to underplay Merry's role and make the scene a GRRL POWER thing.
Aiden Wood
Oh please. Certainly there must be some transparent cum splashes on the internet.
Dominic Myers
user pls
Ayden Harris
Just like fucking Arwen catching Strider/Aragorn off guard in the Fellowship.
Because "muh stronk wimmins"
Hudson Long
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Jaxon Scott
GIMP is a free download user and almost as good as Photoshop
You don't have to use Paint
Then you'll be able to meme like a PRO
Connor Brown
I've heard KRITA is better, but I do use GIMP sometimes. I need to test out KRITA myself.
Samuel Murphy
I'm a huge musou fan so watching the army gett steamrolled was fun. I wonder if a Samurai Jack musou could actually work. There's plenty of characters to work with and enough potential side stories to explore
Cameron White
Marvelous
Michael Clark
Samurai Jack has enough material for almost any game. I wouldn't expect anyone to make a good one though.
Liam Edwards
probably because Jackson realized that if he made a movie with as little female character involvement as there was in the books, he'd get branded a sexist and blacklisted from (((Hollywood))). throwing Arwen into Fellowship like he did was contrived as hell, but he was also probably scraping to give her some face-to-face time with Aragorn before he fucks off and doesnt see her again until the end and they get married.
Carson Jenkins
He also did it so Aragorn would have a character arc focused around their relationship. The greater focus on the big battles meant that the battle trio would also need more screentime. You have to factor in the executive "we're not sure if this appeals to the female audience" effect, despite the fact that between Mortensen and Bloom alone there was more than enough chick bait.
Eli Barnes
Arven wasn't too bad, but the princess stuff was just far too hamfisted.
I just assumed that they are "natural" time-space anomalies.
Isaac Perry
Oh I agree
It's why if I ever write a hit novel I'm going to have in my will that nobody is allowed to make a movie about it for 50 years (which I assume will be past the expiration date of the USA).
That, or that I would have to be given veto privilege for every single actor and plot change (no minorities in the film would mean they'd never accept this).
Nathan Bell
Then someone will just make a horrible movie 50 years later.
Matthew Garcia
Like I said, I figure there won't be a USofA for Hollywood to reside in at that point.
The civil war or economic collapse will have happened, and people will be too busy with other shit to make shitty movies about previously popular novels.
I hate filmfags who don't read the book. It would be a revenge worth the millions of of dollars, to never give them the ability to "just wait for the movie to come out".
Matthew Foster
Hollywood was founded by jews leaving germany at the time.
Mason Lee
I missed the stream and now I can't find a vid link anywhere.
David Garcia
Newfags I swear
Matthew Wood
i hope ep8 makes up for this episode and jack steps up his game by a thousand because what the fuck
Brayden Hall
He couldn't 'wield' it
Ian Williams
You know when that whole army thing was going down I was thinking :oh, ok, they are on a long narrow path, she only has to deal with like 5 of them at once it's a bottleneck , like a 300 thing" Then she jumped into the middle of them and lost her strategic advantage. Disappointment does not begin to describe it.
Eli Davis
but that wouldn't have been as cool
Brody Stewart
Jackson's version minus most of the women's scenes would make all the smiling gazes between the men look (even more) gay.
Adrian Martin
Why didn't she just cause some sort of avalance. Creates defense and its easier to descend that than to traverse it.
Jace Lopez
Because then the entire thread would be about how she was a no-shit Mulan clone.
If they'd cast anyone other than Bloom as Legolas there wouldn't be half the claims of faggotry that you see about that film.
Zachary Parker
I find it strange nobody mentioned this.
Benjamin Thomas
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Benjamin Young
Actually with the way things are going I think Jack will become the Jesus in the world or a Jesus figure anyway
Jordan Nguyen
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Ian Hill
So what you're saying is Jack will mess up going back in time to roughly 0 B.C. and get crucified?
Elijah Reed
There is actually precedent for this…
Jonathan Jones
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Juan Gomez
What did he mean by this?
Carson Cruz
I ain't making that in any kind of editor
It could be Gennedy's own Samurai-Jack-design-tool and I won't be turning that out
Dylan Reed
Books are even gayer. You have Sam and Frodo obsessing over one another even more, and all four hobbits frollick nude in a grove, morning after meeting Bombadil.
Jace Parker
pleb-tier
Aaron Garcia
>he wants to pay monthly payments of buckazoids inb4 piracy you fucking dork
Josiah Flores
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Elijah Phillips
lol
Nolan Morales
You want to be some company's milkcow, be my guest. But Krita is basically a modernized SAI for free and even GIMP is fine for meme edits.
James Brooks
How does Krita compare to gimp? I would hope krita is easier to use.
Kevin Carter
I TWOWPENED MY CHAIR AROUND, AND FLUNG IT INTO THE HALLWAY
Hudson Reyes
The Japanese ARE chinks in origin. They came from mainland china and took over from the native populaton (that looked a lot more like Kabaabs than nips).
William Adams
That's kind of irrelevant to ghost Jack being racist toward Chinese
Daniel Collins
Is it stealing culture or cultural exchange? Japan gets Buddhism, China gets raped and develops a nasty case of communism on its dick
Matthew Turner
I believe the modern term is "enrichment".
Chase Cook
One thing I did appreciate from this episode that seems to be frequently lacking in Hollywood?
Ashi's mom was actually focused on killing Jack and only fought Ashi as much as necessary to get to him. Three separate times she made a pretty solid go at Jack while Ashi was still alive.
Normally you see in a movie/show that an assassin focuses entirely on beating the bodyguard first even when they have an easy shot at their actual target, and thereby fails at both. Here we just see the bodyguard making some fuckhard moves to stop the smart assassin.
Noah Barnes
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Adam Clark
I would have rather him getting the blade and the ritualistically shaving and cutting his hair to show he has found his balance.
Kayden Wilson
easier to use, less in depth functionality with photo manipulation
Josiah Martinez
Until the new season started I never realised those dogs were dead. Man that is dark.
Bentley Bailey
Fuuuuuuuuck, now I'm disappointed that DIDN'T happen; it would've been so perfect.
Juan Lewis
This nigga gets it. Maybe cutting down the tea ceremony flair, and showing us that would have been a better choice.
Lucas Evans
What kind of tea was he making?
Logan Watson
green
Zachary Jenkins
Nah nah, the tea ceremony was fine. What they should have cut was Ashi's fight with the not-Orc army and have her duel with her mom take center stage, since it would make a much more meaningful contrast with Jack's inner journey.
William James
I did like the whole uselessness of the tea ceremony, i enjoy seeing trivial things carefully animated.
Maybe Ashi's mom should have appeared after the not-orks laughing scene, and after Ashi beats her, the army could retreat because the leader is down and panic ensues, or whatever, and then maybe then there was enough time for Jack to shave also in a ritualistic manner. I wouldn't have minded a well trimmed beard as an in-between of "no longer lost, but i'll not forget this experience" It could have been handled better, it was good, but it could have been better.
Oliver Jenkins
Orc army should have been totally removed, and replaced with the Akulists. Surely some of them were still alive, we never saw the THICC one die.
She could have beat them and then had the real fight against her mom.
Would have been a lot more believable than that army fight.
David Moore
delet this
Henry Garcia
hoboy
Sebastian Rodriguez
No, I'm pretty sure that the Daughters of Aku murdered the entire cult sans the Head Priestess as the explicit point of their "graduation ceremony". Ashis should've fought her mom and her mom alone as the culmination of her character arc and the definite resolution of that particular plotline.
Josiah Cook
It's an OK episode. The whiplash between the fight and Jack making tea is funny..as is Aku being a dick. Was expecting Ashi to get overwhelmed in the army fight and then reinforcements show up in the form of a dapper robot in a suit with 2 guns..and other characters.
Henry Morales
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Landon Adams
What's going to happen?
Charles Bailey
I didn't realize I was watching Transformers until I heard Starscream come in riding a dragon there
Levi Ross
Nothing as good as if Aku was hunting Jack quick as he could and it was a race against time to get the sword back.
Brandon Ortiz
Really? He seemed more talkative in this one.
Levi Davis
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Jaxson Peterson
Is it me or did this episode seem a bit weaker compared to the other ones. Don't get me wrong I love the previous episodes and I'm not doing this to be a negative nancy but the way he resolves getting the sword back felt a bit hollow to me. It's not bad but I guess it didn't have a powerful emotional impact on me. Maybe as time passes I'll appreciate it more.
Henry Turner
Jack's inner conflict was quite too easily solved and Ashi's fight against the army was based on her having ridiculously superhuman strength which I'm pretty sure was never established.
It wasn't awful, but a lot of the episode could have been better.
Grayson Brooks
It could have been much better, like removing the army and having her fight her mother, or if you really wanted the army, make her place some traps to slow them down, not steam-roll them like she is from the Power Puff Girls. The tea scene was nice, but he achieved balance way too quickly, I would have preferred if instead of the army they would spend more time on Ashi vs Mother and Jack vs Rage Jack. The episode wasn't bad, but it could have been done better in the allocated time.
This scene was so empowering, it was like watching Hillary face off against an army of Drumpfkins.
Christopher Morales
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Angel Anderson
Welp this series went to shit real fast. All the series needs is Aku dying via the power of love, scaramousch's head falling into the sea and taking up residence in a pineapple, and Jack and Ashi enter a time portal ride off into the sunset, then the end credits role and we get little images of all Jack's friends living happy lives in the new future.
Christopher Morris
At least use a fucking weapon. This one is now stronger than the scotsman's wife and considerably thinner. I guess in the end samurai jack too is affected by feminism. They are now 100% going to involve her with killing aku.
William Wood
When the guy said that he was imbalanced, I was hoping that it wasn't just going to be him defeating his rage again.
Dylan Carter
It isn't racist. It is shitting on pointless aphorism in fortune cookies.
Jordan Rivera
What did he see, Holla Forums?
Luis Cox
How I envisioned the episode turning out
As bad as it was, it could have been MUCH worse
Bentley Diaz
jesus christ, you guys are fucking paranoid
Brandon Thompson
My issue with A shift taking on an entire army is that not even Jack has done that really. Overwhelming numbers have always required him to plan shit out or have some back up stuff.
I got no issue with Ashi taking out an army alone cause Jack has but really the episode could have been done better anyway.
The fight with her mom was good though. But again just didn't really build up well enough to it IMO.
Julian Lewis
Only thing I'm upset about is instead of getting a detailed and elaborate fight of Ashi versus her mother, we got the tea ceremony taking episode time instead.
I liked the tea ceremony but the fight against her mom was lackluster. The latter should've been priority.
Thomas Hernandez
Whatever people see when Krillin casts Solar Flare on them.
Jason Edwards
Reminder that her mom is naked.
Julian Wood
Your porn collection.
Blake Cooper
Fucking this. Genndy is a master when it comes to this kind of thing.
Brody Anderson
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Alexander Cruz
Okay episode, would have liked it a lot more if we didn't have Ashi-River-Tam powerpuff girling an army away and had a proper struggle between Jack and his inner demon instead.
Adrian Wright
AKU IS THE MASTER OF THE MASTERS
Wyatt Rodriguez
She was tied up tho
Carter Wood
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Kayden Sullivan
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Joshua Ortiz
I never understood how that scene happened. I don't recall Lex having super strength or anything like that in JL/JLU so why isn't the Question fighting back those slaps? Is his hold that strong?
Kayden Wood
That's just colour balance for readability. Getting Jack, pale and in a white gi, read on colourful backgrounds was a massive pain in the original series according to commentary tracks. Jack's skin tends to grow more peachy in on green/blue backgrounds for the same reason.
Hunter Brooks
And is at least in her 60s.
Nathan Walker
How do you figure that
Christian Ortiz
Though events I won't spoil, he acquired it.
Sebastian Miller
Scaramouch is going to tell Aku Jack doesn't have his sword, but when Aku sees Jack has his sword Scaramouch will be Aku's least favorite bounty hunter.
Luke Foster
This sentence says more about you than the show honestly.
Anthony Jones
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Zachary Ward
10/10 would watch
Eli Russell
that gay moba shit over it ruins it
Jordan Wilson
aku has been dead since Avatar the last Airbender
Jack has lines under his eyes and some furrowed brow lines now
Owen Myers
So? if the body is tight then everything's alright.
Jaxon Lewis
I can't tell whether you're a faggot with a grandma fetish or a grandmother who feels insecure about her looks at her age. I'm assuming the former.
Eli Barnes
Personally I think Ashi is a literal Daughter of Aku. That would explain the super strength.
Or Even Gennedy isn't free of the invincible tough grill curse.
It was a bit too rushed. Some segmets could easily be removed and the whole thing would be better:
Keep the reason for sword loss mysterious, and remove the initial army battle and focus on Ashi Vs Her mom.
Camden Gutierrez
Neither. Since that bodysuit is actually just their bodies covered in ash, that means she looks pretty alright as far as the body is concerned. I have no intention of taking off the mask because that is my thing so the face being fugly isn't an issue. Hot is hot, bruv.
Tyler Taylor
While I don't exactly disagree with you here, I think one of the things that battle did for me was prove that Cartoon Network Studios can still kind of pull off some of the crazy shit they used to do back in their prime (ex: the PPG-esque battle frames that Tartakovsky and McCracken used to do in their shows), but that they lack a proper director, storyboard artist or veteran to whip their Cal-Art lardasses into shape. Bear in mind, this is the exact same studio that brought you the garbage that is first three pics related. That being said, and I've felt this for a good majority of the season, there's still some of the lack of talent and general cancer from that studio still in there, but it's not quite as pronounced due to a solid storyboard artist (again, Tartakovsky), proper timing and a functional story with writing that isn't just outdated memes. In some instances, you can tell it's the same studio by the way Jack's face is drawn in the time portal when compared to that infamous crowd scene in Uncle Grandpa (see pics 4 and 5).
Nicholas Cook
Fuck, last image didn't upload properly.
Kayden Torres
I think the overall direction for the show is where it needs to be, and it includes plenty of kickass scenes, as we hoped, but I agree with the sentiment that some sequences of events could be rearranged for better buildup and payoff. I imagined the final four episodes like this:
WATCHA
WATCHA
Alexander Baker
WATCHA
That's my fanfiction version, anyway. I'm sure we'll get plenty of stuff like that in the last three episodes.
Jaxson Cook
Shit episode.
Asher Martin
Genndy said the ending would be bittersweet. Either Jack gets back to the past and erases/alters the lives of his future friends, or he stays in the future while never going back to the time and family he once knew.
Michael Taylor
bootyblasted waifufags confirmed incoming
Hudson Bailey
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Josiah Cook
You have to go back to Holla Forums or the better alternative >>>/suicide/
Camden Hall
Best episode.
Aaron Myers
Wasted potential
Andrew Ramirez
doesn't force his new bitch to shave his beard to put her in her place
Joseph Mitchell
She worshipped aku.
She was pretty fucking dumb from the getgo. also proves her own fighting skills are pretty subpar considering it was almost no contest.
As Ashi said, born to kill. Which is why she had ZERO qualms about killing her own mother.
Logan Howard
dat milf ass
Jacob Bailey
what the fuck is wrong with Johnny and Dexter
Landon Rivera
The fact that Genndy squanders half of those 10 episodes on a brand new bland waifu sidekick just because he had one in the boyhood weeb fantasies that inspired SJ is what's really fucking it. Between that, the generic plot and the general sense of rustiness and disconnect (most evident in how off-model they're drawing old Jack and his uncharacteristic dialogue), I'm pretty fucking disappointed. The most irritating part is the fanboying. Image boards are looking like fan forums with the utter intolerance to critique people have for nu-SJ. Can't even try to pinpoint where exactly it went wrong without some butthurt newnigger jumping down my throat.
Jayden Sanders
I mean, plenty of people are coming in here and calmly discussing how the episode could have been better. I feel like the resistance is felt by people who run in, declare the show is garbage and dead to them, then expect everyone to agree wholeheartedly. For people like me, who really like this season despite the flaws and would rather wait and see than lash out the moment something happens we don't like, it becomes hard to express our opinions without coming into conflict with others.
Eli Williams
There were so many good shots of the high priestess' ass in this episode and you niggas only capped one
This is just like how people post that one shot of Ashi laying down bound in chains but not a damn thing from the shot where the giant monster thing tongues her anus
Luke King
This is very true
Cooper Powell
It makes for a very interesting case though, right? If he undoes the Evil that is Aku, he ends the suffering of billions but undoes from the fabric of timespace all of his allies. If he doesn't go back to the past, he'll still have done the Gods' bidding, which is probably what he was destined to do anyways, yet his dearest ones die being tortured by Aku.
Or they could be huge assholes about it, make Ashi "die" and Jack just destroys the portal or whatever and it somehow heals Ashi back to life like they did with him in the comic and he'd go "I wirr be back to fight you, tleachelous evir" WACHA