After a minute of digging, I discovered the copypasta of the thread originated in 2015. You can find the text stored on a Chinese search engine for some reason.
I'm not weeb or a pedo but at least I've lurked long enough to know
Thomas Campbell
on a scale of one to new how new are you
Brayden Scott
The moralfaggotry is getting outhand
Elijah Price
Makes sense. The Christcucks don't tend to think about their faith very often, and when people actually do, they either lose faith or become sick perverts. They believe a man came back from the dead, not because they've ever seen it, not because it has been proven, not because there is physical evidence, but because 4 Jews from the 1st Century AD wrote about it.
It means people wish they fucked their teacher in 4'th grade and never got over it.
Kayden Butler
How do you get over it? My fifth grade english teacher was the hottest redhead I've ever known. Not to mention those huge fucking tits.
Wyatt Miller
That's not proof of resurrection though. From what I understand, they believe that the cloth was affected by an instant flash of energy or something. You could just as easily say that's proof for teleportation or spontaneous fire-less incineration.
Caleb Stewart
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Wyatt Martin
It can't be helped. Ara ara~ too strong.
Bentley Bell
Somebody screencap OP for pure future generations too understand what a Newfag is.
Jose Wood
hownu.ru
Alexander Rogers
You aren't getting vanned for Laotian watercolor, dude. Unless you live in Canada.
Carter Evans
Please disconnect your internet service and then promptly hang yourself. Thanks.
Cameron Thomas
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Josiah Evans
WEW LAD
Carter Cooper
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Carson Price
who else would be you then? fucking 4cuck idiotic newfaggish faggot. Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ and never return here. WEW LAD, NEWFAG DETECTED.
Nathan Roberts
I AM SICK OFF YOU NEWFAGS YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE CALL US Holla Forumseddit
Jaxon Baker
How long have you been on imageboards?
Isaiah Bailey
Worse than you only Holla Forums
Dominic Gomez
life is suffering
Luis Hill
Feels Weimar man
Lucas Gutierrez
Welcome to chan culture. Lurk for 2 years before posting.
