WHOLE WORLD WIDE WEB INFRASTRUCTURE HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TWO SECONDS AGO.
your modem light stopped blinking
your phone flashes no service
your rightfully retired landline has no beep tone
What youll be doing now, Holla Forums? You've made plans for this by now, right? Dust off those baofengs and SDRs.
Show me.
Same thing I was doing 30 seconds ago. Reading books on math and tech stuff.
this or masturbating to anime porn.
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Why the fuck would it be retired? Sage for fucking retarded OP.
Imagine using old things that work instead of the newest and shiniest botnet.
try this: a solar flare destroys every electronic device on earth.
Thank God, the world would be much better without the (((internet)))
All bitcoin traders, narcissists, and autists would either be forced to deal with real life again like the old days or kill themselves, not that I would care either way. The internet was a mistake
Mark may be a faggot but at least this kind of cancer thread would be deleted by mods on Holla Forums. Not everyone is an internet addict like you, son.
Honestly, given a functioning computer and a compiler, Holla Forums can keep itself busy for a long time.
Not giving my callsign here.
This is why I keep a complete Debian mirror, including the source code.
Do you also enjoy compiling SystemDick?
hide yo kids
hide yo wife
and hide yo husband
cos they rapin ev'ybody out here
The only systemd-related crap I have is libsystemd0.
Just a bunch of SHTF prepboxes I have and archives of human culture on portable media.
I few walkie talkies and CB radios, modded to run off a Li-Ion source.
I'll probably alright since I do >>>/out/ shit quite often and bushcraft is simply a passion.
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My weed is 24/7 online.
tbh the internet is shit and has been shit for years, and the majority of the reason i still use it is to dl animu and movies.
degeneracy decreases by 10%, oh no the world is ending
throw research out of consideration
I got u fam
Internet has been nothing but a distraction for me. So without it I would start to study on the things that matter to me. I would probably start learning JavaScript, HTML, CSS, MySQL, PHP, so I can build the greatest website for everyone to use.
huh
lol
I will stay inside because I'm not sure what the response would be to that.
THE GOPHER IS TRIUMPHANT!
Nice try, but a mild world-ending catastrophe isn't going to get me to leave the house.
the internet being destroyed would be the best thing that could happen to civilization. kick all the damn normies out of the tech sphere completely. no more "smart" phones. no more facebook. no more access to degenerate pornography. only the people left with the brains to actually create their own networks will remain. everyone else will go back to being the neanderthals they really are.
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Well you better have gigs of memes then!
I can just imagine the interactions
big win
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Well, there is the shit that jews create, although I doubt that can be called "culture."
Why do you fags always post this shit on the internet?
Because everyone is using the fucking internet so we do it out of necessity. This is exactly the reason why the internet needs to fucking die right now. Because nobody is going to stop using it otherwise. After the internet dies people might actually go outside again like the pre-internet days. People might actually have to go to their local libraries again to learn, narcissists and people with severe autism might even do humanity a favor and kill themselves because they can't deal with reality and no longer have hugboxes to crawl into. The internet was a mistake
Sounds like you're projecting to me. Posting here is certainly using the internet more than "necessary".
We goin to baskin robbins?
And that's the truth. With this recent proccessor bug it looks like OP's scenario inches ever so closely to reality.
You mean autists killing themselves over their 0 5 30 50percent performance loss?
I have my fucking fingers crossed
Yeah having to put in exorbitant amounts of effort to inform yourself about reality was so much better. I much preferred newspapers being my main source of information. Please let's all just go back to that where to corroborate anything I have to drive 15 miles and sign up to a fucking library.
Maybe you could buy some encyclopedias that will be outdated in a month with your weed money like the good ol days
Such a sad, depraved, decadent soul you are user
Speak for yourself, user
This board is more than enough proof that using a computer, in fact, does not require any level of intelligence beyond that of a small child. I hope going on Wikipedia crawls is a good substitute for the lack of substance you'd get in your life otherwise user
Truly an intellectual of ebin proportions. I bask in your e-glory and wise words of regress
I don't consider myself an intellectual by any means but nigger at least I'm not in denial about how sick and decadent modern technology has made society. Yeah I use the internet, but at least I use the internet while acknowledging this fact. We would all be better off without it, stop kidding yourself. You're here for the same reason I am at the end of the day, because everyone else is stuck here. Its a feedback loop of shit that can only be broken once the internet dies once and for all
I'd bring out my high powered wifi antenna and make a community lan for gaming, file sharing and image board.
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I don't think it was technology that made society sick or decadent. Society has no problem being sick and decadent without modern technology.
How do i obtain free internet in the woods
ethernet port behind mushroom
You just reminded me I should print off some of my horrible, degenerate porn.
an hero