How do Orcs Pork?
How do Orcs Pork?
Aiden Perez
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Andrew Perez
They jizz in mud holes
Dominic Ward
They are rendered by the sleepless NEETs of Sauron, deep in the basements of Mount Doom, on ancient NVIDIA tablets.
Sebastian Smith
The same as the Elves Venison.
Zachary Howard
Has it ever been established in the Tolkeinverse how Orcs actually reproduce?
Jose Martinez
Send a letter to her parents and ask
Jackson Gutierrez
did someone say pork?
Elijah Williams
it was established by tolkien that the elves; the first and most perfect of the earthly beings, whom were closest to the children of enui [sp?] married, had children, and were most separated from the lesser beings, mankind, not by massive biological differences [eg. canines vs crustaseans], but by habits, and smaller biological differences [eg. humans vs bonobos].
The orc [simply the quenya word for the common speech word 'goblin', later a hobbit loan-word] was created not by the great creator of the cosmos, enui, but by one of his sons, and thus this was a sin; for only god can create life/has the right to do so. This was a parallel to the christian myht of lucifer trying to equal addonia. The orcs were like elves, but often sallow/jaundiced, and small and misshapen. Rather than the finnish/welsh/whatever based language of the elves [quenya], which was spoken in a sing-song accent and was like music, the orc spoke in shorter, choppy sentences with a language that was based on the sounds of turkic languages. There are only a tiny few words of this language in the books… or I might be confusing it for black speech, which was an artifical language created by sauron for his new empire. It can be assumed they reproduced in the regular way of elves and mankind.
It was a third form, the product of sauron, the orc-man hybrid which was seen in the movies being birthed in a mud-sack. How the DNA was harnessed for this flawed cloning process is unknnown. It may have been danced around by the very catholic Tolkien that they were produce of rape, but I don't recall that part of the book.
Cooper Martinez
I thought Morgoth lured away some elves when they first awakened and corrupted them, and centuries/millenia of isolation and magic resulted in them evolving/being turned into orcs.
And Uruk-Hai was just Saruman further meddling with orcs (with Sauron's help?) to change them.
As for reproduction I have often heard that the females are mostly in eastern Mordor where the land is fertile. Or maybe its just hard to tell them apart. Maybe they're hermaphrodites.
Also are orcs ageless like Elves? Except easier to kill (and much much more likely to die meaning they're effectively mortals like men)?
Lucas Evans
Haha benis :-DDDD