The destroyed history of Finland

Those yellow bastards ruled the northern waves!!!!

Finish supremacy memes
Amazing

Was there ever a point in history where Swedish women weren't trying to cuck their effeminate men for foreigners?

We really wuz.

Finnish word for slave is "orja". That comes from the word "Aryan".
Ergo, Finns had enslaved the Aryans at some point.
We are going to do it again too, eventually. But don't worry, we'll be kind masters.

Heil Kosola

of course, finno-korean hyper war and indo europeans had to ruin everything

Austro-Hungarian Compromise
I'm not sure if that graph is accurate, there should be a bump between 1000 and 1500, when Hungary was an independent kingdom.

look into the finno korean hyperwar, the media doesn't want you to know about it

What do you mean by "Aryan"? If you mean German peoples, then I don't think the modern German needs to be enslaved. They'll happily cuck out and do anything you desire, even if it hurts them.

I did. No one provided any evidence for anything. All I saw was stupid alien-tier conspiracy shit.

t. Hans from Göteborg

I always liked finns more than norwegians, swedes, danes and im a norwegian(well actually im a filthy mongrel norwegian-chilean). You have the best humour, the best memes and the highest iq in scandinavia.

Never Forget

WE

so before-flood empires supposedly had more than three times better technology than the west has today? gtfout of here…. if they had that great technology they would have base stations warning them long before the waves hit their shores and would flee in their ufo's… they would have built techocities underground to stave off the ice-ages…

hell, even today with our supposedly less-than-third-complexity science we would survive an iceage.. at least all the higher classes would.

Hahahahaha ni mongoler är fan trögare än negrer, varför våra skandinaviska förfäder våldtog er vita kommer jag aldrig förstå

It's just a meme.

But nonetheless, just look at how incredibly corrupt and incompetent our society has become. It's likely they had the same happening to them.

Or the Flood.

I think what he's saying is that they conquered us first, then the new mix children of finnish men and swedish women migrated east or something and being hot shit, outbred the yellow country dwellers in Finlandia.

or maybe im misunderstanding.

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wait, mongolians aren't yellow.. i need to stop taking my info from pol memes…

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Would be interesting to get this in English or Finnish..

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I like Holla Forums for opening my eyes on certain subjects but this revisionist history is nigger tier shit that I thought own leftists would pull.

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Still, the great pyramids would be difficult to accomplish even today

LARGEST LAND EMPIRE IN HISTORY

The finns are the true mustard race

United we stand, divided we call.

What other race could produce such masterworks?

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“I don’t think you really mean that Ben, only a racist would say that.” The buss bumped up and down over a speedbump. Ben sighed and held up his hands in a resigning manner to his friend sitting next to him. “Look.” He started. “All I’m saying is if they keep coming in at this rate and we keep having children at this rate we ARE going to become a minority in our own country, it’s simple math.” Sarah Turned her head away from him, out the buss window to watch the streets of London pass by.
“What do you care if we become a minority? They are people just like us, nice people too, you know I have friends who are immigrants and they are great people. It’s like you have a grudge against them just because they’re different.” The bus stopped and several blond-haired, fighting age men entered. Ben hesitated for a second with answering Sarah and she picked up on his discomfort. “What’s wrong? I thought we were having a conversation, or do you feel uncomfortable around ‘them’?” she smirked. The bus picked up speed and continued its journey, Ben hated this part of the trip as it made him feel uneasy having to pass through one of the city’s ethnic enclaves.
“People are just way too sensitive in this country Sarah, I can’t just voice my opinion in public without fearing to get into a confrontation.” He shrugged, he swore he saw one of the men who had just got on the bus carrying a knife in his belt. “Maybe it’s a sign that we live in a good and progressive country if racists don’t feel safe.” That comment stung, Ben didn’t feel like continuing the conversation and just sighed. As the bus drove through the ethnic neighbourhood he could hear their loud music blasting out lyrics in an incomprehensible foreign tongue and white and blue flags hanging from every balcony. Ben recalled this neighbourhood being British when he first saw it as a small child.

As he got home he picked up the paper from the mailbox and went inside, sitting down at the dinner table he opened it. His parents were old-school labour voters and thus they had settled on a subscription of The Guardian. The first page news was about the civil war in Finland, “Situation for civilians getting worse as shelling of Turku continued through Friday, UN warns that refugees need immediate support.” He turned the page to be greeted by a 3 page report on the refugee crisis, the paper had sent a young female reporter to the warzone and she had taken pictures of poor blond haired children with bloodied faces to drum up sympathy amongst the readers. It read: “Every day the situation in Finland gets worse and right now over a million Finns are trying to escape the terror of war to find refuge in wealthier European nations. The EU has pressured the Tory government to take in an additional hundred thousand refugees before the end of the year or face economic sanctions from the trading union and its member states.”

Ben shook his head, why doesn’t the paper report on why the conflict started in the first place? Like how violent and extremist the inhabitants of Finland are it’s amazing how they aren’t constantly at each other’s throats, why do we risk our security bringing them here? He turned to the letters to the editor pages and there were as per usual articles of frizzy haired half-finn mongrel women writing in about the terrible ugri-phobia they have to endure on a day to day basis, calling Britain a racist bigoted country not doing enough to cater to the needs of Finns and other people of Uralic descent or POU as they’re known as. The Op-ed was the usual woman talking about how she and her Finnish husband are proof that racemixing is the healthiest form of relationship for the 21st century british woman, “we all have a little snow-fever now and then, and that is good. A few drops of vodka in that British tea only makes for a more interesting drink.” Disgusted, Ben threw the paper in the bin.

He went online and checked for more objective news. What he saw made him even more angry than the racemixing ethno-masochistic smut the Guardian had offered him. Looking through some trusted right-wing news outlets he read the usual “Two dead in east London, stabbed to death by a finnish man. Suspect was heard shouting ‘PERKELE’ before the deed.” And “The construction of new karaoke bars are met with protestors. Leader of the Finnish community decried the protests and cited them as proof of lingering racism and ugri-phobia of the British people.” And “New study finds that Pekka is now the most popular boys name for new-borns in England, demographic prognosis claims that London will be majority Finnish speaking by the end of the decade.” Fired up by the barrage of bad news he went to 4chan to post another Finn thread and shitposted about snowniggers for the rest of the night.

Two weeks later he was out drinking with his mates. They were in one of the remaining genuine British bars left in the area that didn’t serve only Vodka and play karaoke. As the drinks kept flowing and the hours went on the discussion become more and more heated and inevitably steered into politics. His friends were all pretty redpilled on the FQ as they had all went to public school and forced to endure the Finnish kids constant use of :DDDDDDDDDD in lieu of conversation and generally violent, nudist and autistic nature. The words snownigger, saunakikes and vodkabacks may have been uttered one too many times too loudly as their group was starting to get dirty looks from the other patrons in the bar. The clock must have been around 3 when they decided to call it a night, Ben couldn’t recall as he was too drunk at the time. He and his mate Henry lived close to eachother, so they said their goodbyes to the rest of the lads, threw in a few of the evenings inside jokes and started walking home. Stopping to take a leak on the way they heard an all too familiar sound “Juodaan Viiiiinaaa, tullaan viisaammiksi näin!” a large group of bearded Finns in white and blue hockey jerseys were closing in on them chanting the song of their people. “SHIT, mate finish already we gotta get going now.” Henry said, but Ben was in the middle of taking a piss and couldn’t force it faster than he was already going. Why didn’t I use the fucking toilet at the pub, he thought there must be at least three pints running out of him right now. His heart was beating fast as he heard the Finns chanting getting louder and the stench of pure alchol getting stronger. Then he heard on of them exclaim “Ei vittu jätkät, whad de fug bois?” The gang closed in on them, finishing his leak Ben turned around to face what seemed to be their leader. “E-evening” He said. “Eevnin” the man responded, he had a thick accent, barely understandable to an Anglophone, he was wearing large leather boots, a Finnish hockey jersey like the rest, a Nokia cap on his head and a large bronze sauna scoop in his belt for spontaneous Sauna activities and of course, he was piss drunk. “To jou know wat erea tis is? Tis is Finnis controlled erea.” He circled with his indexfinger in the air. “Tis is Finland, jou onterstand?” Getting triggered and being emboldened by the alcohol Ben decided to let them know just what he thought. “No, this is Britain, this is her Queens land, and you all became her subjects when you decided to come here.” This was met by roaring laughter from the foreigners, one man had to hold on to his sides and spilled his mämmi on the ground. “Wii ton’t häv a Kveen, we häv Lordi änd Sisu änd Mannerheim.” The last mentioning of these savage’s prophet was met with the others echoing “perkele” to honour him. “Put jou talk like a toff gui, wai ton’t jou just pend over like all jour ladies usualli do to mai benis :DDD”. This people’s fascination of penises or “Benis :DDDDD” as the Finns referred to them was something that could be studied for ages by sociologists without an explanation being found for the phenomena, they talked about them, drew them on any horizontal or vertical surface imaginable and constantly carved penises out of wood known as ‘leirikyrpä’ that now littered the streets of whatever neighbourhood was unlucky enough to be invaded by a hoard of Uralics. This comment was not received well, it could be his pent-up frustration or just the alcohol in his system but against a sober Ben’s better judgement, he threw a punch that landed squarely in the Finn’s face. The last thing he remember before waking up in the hospital the next morning was a barrage of hockey sticks and sauna scoops bearing down on him as he lay on the ground.

Here's some trivia, the name Helsinki is a contraction of Helsingfors for the Helsing Rapids which got their name from the Swedish settlers from Hälsingland, and wasn't actually founded until the 1500's and remained a pretty stagnant smalltown until the 1800's and majority Swedish up until the 1900's.

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As time went on Ben’s resentment of the invaders grew stronger. It didn’t help that he got into a scuffle with a diversity hire Finnish doctor at the hospital that suspected him of ugri-phobia because of his confrontation with Finns. The doctor had decided to write “is :DDD” after Ben’s name on his hospital records to get a reaction out of him, Ben confronted him about it and the doctor said that it was a “cultural misunderstanding” and that Ben shouldn’t fret over it and be more accepting or the doctor would cite him for inciting racial hatred to the police. Now months had past and Ben had become active in a nationalist movement that sought after the restoration of Britishness to his country, kicking out the invaders who refused to integrate and were a threat to Britain’s future. He had been assigned to get dirt on the local Finnish community leader, pose as one of them and infiltrate their inner circles to record them in secret. After a crash course in Finnish lingo and culture he was not just ready, but even more convinced that they were a less evolved people, who would never rise to produce greater achievements than dank may-mays and wobbly wooden structures left to their own devices, being unable to leech off the success of the anglo race.

His mission started as he walked to the karaoke bar where he was informed the ugric-supremacists where gathering. Clad in a traditional Finnish sailor moon cosplay outfit holding a can of disgusting liquid sugar-alcohol mix called “longero :DD” by the ethnics. Walking up to the bouncers he cleared his throat and tried his best at getting past them. “Mitä vittua?” one of the bouncers murmured at him. “Perkele vittu” Ben responded. The bouncers looked at each other and immediately got in his face “Saatana, vittu! PERKELE! Eiii jumalauta!” They barked. Ben felt sweat starting to form on his forhead, I’m in way too deep he thought to himself, he tried to wing it. “PERKELE, vittu saatana jumakauta VITTU. Perkelen hevosvittu.” He tried his best to sound confident, it worked and the bouncer said “Nå voi vittu :DDD” and let him pass.

He entered the bar, Leevi and the Leavings – Pohjoiskarjala (video related) was playing accompanied by a choir of middle aged Finnish men way too intoxicated to sing properly. He sat down at a table and was immediately joined by a group of three scruffy looking men in oily overalls. “We are Kärpät rebels from the city of Oulu.” The one who looked like their leader said. “Who are you?”. Ben hadn’t worked on his backstory. “My name is… Jukka-Pekka. I’m a terrorist.” He was met by blank stares by the group. Ben continued. “Anybody know of any… terrorist attacks coming up soon?”. The music was cut, everybody stared him down. A group of men back in the bar got up and grabbed Ben by his armed quickly and roughly forcing him down the stairs into the basement. They brought him before a desk where the head chief was sitting, the walls were draped in Finnish flags and “West Mongolia = Best Mongolia” posters featuring the eternal Khan, Mannerheim on his horse leading the mounted Hakkapeliitta horde.

No, no. They wuz Kangz.

And Wangs. And Wongs. and Changs. And Chings.

Fuck off, Snow-Hungarian, and take your björki björk pig language with you.

hello ivan

I fuck your mother with Hung-Aryan cock

why don't you join glorious finnish khanate? you are mongols like us

I'm not sure why people compare Finns to Mongolians, since the Mongol Empire was one of the greatest empires to exist, if anything you're memeing a world dominated by Finland

I'm pretty sure that you aren't Hungarian. Ours was the only foreign government that officially sent over an unit to help them kill commies.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_volunteers_in_the_Winter_War

facts won't keep me from shitposting, haver

> if anything you're memeing a world dominated by Finland
The horror…

Nem vagyok a haverod, komám.

És nem vagyok a komád, pajtásom.

Ne pajtásozz, öcsém.

Faszom…

this gets me every fucking time

Filthy swedeslims trying to hide the world's noble past

Boy was that faggot wrong.

You have to dig it up first.
The Bock saga explains it all.
All the gold is still hidden in the cave according to Ior Bock.
Praise be that the holy breeding system will rise again, and that the 12th son again shall rule as his father did.
The nature-based ancient genetic sperm culture breeding system must rise again if we are to breed a god king to rule us all.

AYYY

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"The extant text is a transcript of a loose manuscript folio that was once kept at Lambeth Palace, the London residence of the Archbishops of Canterbury. This manuscript was almost certainly Lambeth Library MS 487. British scholar George Hickes made the transcript some time in the late 17th century, and published it in an anthology of Anglo-Saxon and other antiquities in 1705. This anthology also contained the first reference to the sole manuscript of Beowulf. Since the time when the copy was made, the original manuscript folio has been
lost or stolen.

Citation:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnesburg_Fragment

((Beowulf))
VS
FINN

LIES
VS
TRUTH

Stepping on the curved sword

THREAD THEME

THY KINGDOM COME

WHITE POWER

Thank you Tesla

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Is this how blue eyes and light hair came into being?

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Finns truly are the Master Race

Yes. according to the saga:
The bock family is the original king family.
They bred themselves white under atlantis, alt-land-is (all land ice) all the lands were under ice. every european country that is called something with land, was under ice in the ice age. but there was a place where warm currents kept the ice away, and that is where white people are from.
They bred themselves strong healthy, and they had to, in order to keep alive under the hard conditions seperated from everyone else.
they began to eat meat, and they bred several different livestock.
They became completely white, with white hair and blue eyes.
When the ice melted, they were the only white people on earth. they established kingdoms and expanded their race.

The breeding system was a military system.
the military only existed to keep a healthy and strong population.
The king was just the breeder.
He recieved sperm (genetic information) from the men under him, and they recieved sperm from the men under them and so on. the healthiest strongest and most beautiful were chosen to deliver the sperm. the higher ups ate it, and delivered it upwards. at last the king got it and he fed it to the queen, and this went on for 30 days before empregnating her. this was to ensure a healthy child with the best genetics to draw from.

The children were fed a spoonful of their fathers semen at birth, and agian at 7 years of age. this was like a vaccination. he recieved his fathers "culture" and this prevented disease and made the child able to fully pull from his fathers genetics.

It is actually a pretty interesting saga, I would recommend reading it and watching the videos on youtube. It goes pretty deep, and it explains a lot of things in todays world that we take for granted.
I couldn't say if it speaks the truth, but it's a good story nonetheless, and it really mekes you tink about a lot of things.

It's a very racist ideology by the way. they want to keep the races pure and apart from eachother. as they say, if you mix to races you lose them both. It is also unnatural to mix races, just like all the animals only breed with their own race.

King Gilgamesh of Uruk was joyriding in a spaceship and invaded other dimensions, famalam.

Is horseshit

(((((((((((((((((((Our Greatest Ally)))))))))))))))))))) equals scientific achievement?
Bullshit. Provide units for the Y axis or fuck off.

This thread reeks of disinfo. Just like the "hibernian conspiracy" shit.

A Finnish thread has gotten this far without this traditional folk song. For shame. I'm on niggertech and don't have the webm.

This thread and the hibernian conspiracy are jokes. Memes if you will.

You must have the autism

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Intredasting…

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this is my fetish

you know that women carry the genes from the semen they get in to their bodies right?
The same goes for men.
it is also carried to the child in the womb.

collective-evolution.com/2014/03/18/this-study-will-make-you-think-twice-about-who-you-are-getting-into-bed-with/

What I'm talking about would be possible.
You could breed a superior human this way.

Pekka. ged dhe sauna :—DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD pERKELE

every time.

Fruit flies?
what has that got to do with it?

anybody know the first song that plays in this?

Me oltiin keisareita ja paskaa

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It's really not. It's just the same sources. This isn't just spoken of - like 'the war in the Vendee'.

Post finnish women so we can decide whether finns really are the master race

This might be complicated but Suomi=Swede in a different alphabets.

Finns are a glorious off-shoot, but still an off-shoot, of the master race Hungarians.

I am driven by my longing,
And my understanding urges,
That I should commence my singing,
And begin my recitation,
I will sing the people's legends,
And the ballads of the nation.
To my mouth the words are flowing,
And the words are gently falling,
Quickly as my tongue can shape them,
And between my teeth emerging.

Dearest friend, and much-loved brother,
Best beloved of all companions,
Come and let us sing together,
Let us now begin our converse,
Since at length we meet together,
From two widely sundered regions,
Rarely can we meet together,
Rarely one can meet the other,
In these dismal Northern regions,
In the dreary land of Pohja.

Let us clasp our hands together,
Let us interlock our fingers;
Let us sing a cheerful measure,
Let us use our best endeavors,
While our dear ones hearken to us,
And our loved ones are instructed,
While the young are standing round us,
Of the rising generation,
Let them learn the words of magic,
And recall our songs and legends,
Of the belt of Väinämöinen,
Of the forge of Ilmarinen,
And of Kaukomieli's sword-point,
And of Joukahainen's crossbow:
Of the utmost bounds of Pohja,
And of Kalevala's wide heathlands.

I mean this would explain the different species of humans, makes more sense than the out of Africa WE WUZ bull shit the colleges are teaching nowadays. Despite being proven wrong like 10 years ago

Except I would say the Aryans came from Mars and settled Atlantis as a sort of colony/embassy to teach the savage humans at the time culture, the offshoot whites (Romans) originated on Earth.

However this doesn't really make that much sense because they would have to have interstellar travel, unless ayys transported them from there to here.

Holy fuck. This would also lead me to believe that the Ayys either wanted to save the Aryans from a dying world (Mars) or wanted us to either
A: Lift up other Earth humans to Martian levels of thought
B: Purge the savage humans on Earth to give way for more rapid tech advancement.

I don't want to go down this rabbit hole fam.

I have no fucking clue what is going on here, but I fucking love Spurdo. Please set those meme factories to maximum output finland!

This shit has to stop

This is how you spot the hamburger…. ffs

sacred-texts.com/neu/ice/is3/is302.htm

The first King of England was a Finn too: kvenland.com/

Elizabeth II is descendant of Rurik - a Finn..

This guy from Finland made USA possible with his swing vote:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Morton_(politician)

The Sirtya were Finnish.

Remember the Sirtya, the least known lost civilization.

There is very little archaeological excavation done in Finland or in any cold lands. Imagine what could be found in Siberia! But nothing is done, because it is too hard and glorifies our people too much.

Every country in Europe existed by this time already.

Girl in your image is Saami, an invader from Siberia that took Siberia from the Sirtya. She isn't Finnish, at all.

Is also swedish.

Sixty THOUSAND BC? OP I know nothing about Finland and very little about European Empires (let alone Scandinavian ones) but having an image that claims an empire of humans existed in 60,000 BC already establishes that you very likely don't fucking know what you're talking about. That wrecks a lot of your credibility right there.

Next you'll be claiming that there was a Finnish Empire back when dinosaurs roamed the earth 65 million years ago.

lurk more newfag

Aryans should get up and go back to middle east with rest of the sandniggers.

FINLAND IS TRUE ROME

saami have nordic and russian rapegenes

youtube.com/watch?v=0uRCVyJ7-0c

Forgot to embed, sorry.

Do we get to eat Mämmi?

that must be a shitty meme then, faggot. i've been here since first exodus and not once have i seen any stupid shit going lolol 60k BC top kek

also not sure you should be calling someone newfag for not saging your offtopic bullshit, newfag

The meme is a lot older than Holla Forums altogether, and it's been used here countless times, newfag

There is literally nothing wrong with being Finnish.

At least we are not INDO-european.

The ORIGINAL Finns, Estonians and Saami were NOT WHITE. They were red like the Native Americans until the Swedes raped them.

That's a saami not a finn.

Fuck off you idiot. Lands of the Sami people.

See:

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Trusting in an anglo map. Kill yourself.

OK, I'll kill myself now. ISN'T IT FUNNY?

They were literally red, identical to Native Americans. DNA tests have also proven the Saami and Finns to be related to Eskimos.

Retard. Finns are literally the original Whites.

paabo.ca/uirala/index.html

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan#To_the_Finns

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples#Population_genetics

Finns are such memes

This shit reminds me of the Ancient Finns spam on cuck/int/ years ago.

In any case, take your shit pastas elsewhere.

t.spurdo

Actually from east and south. Because there was ice blocking the ancient living space.

It was tested on fruit flies, which may or may not have different reproduction mechanisms than humans. It would be more helpful if they proved this theory on mammals. Apes, for example.

(wasted)

The Nenets said that when they arrived in the area, it was inhabited not by red niggers but by pale, white haired people called the Sirtya.

Even the "original" people of these lands don't agree with your dumbass bullshit.

Daily reminder that the finns colonized alpha centauri after the hyperwar, korean finno halfbreeds are what remain now and we all know that halfbreed mongrels are incapable of anything but shit. They're left as a reminder to the real finns who watch us to this very day.

perkele

excellent story, capped

PERKELE

I thought Finland didn't exist until Sweden willed you into existence.

Besides, isn't this your own fault for losing the Finno-Korean Hyperwar?

Chilean mothers or father

Chilean mother or father

Chilean mother or father

WE WUZ SANTA 'N' SHEEIT FAM.

Rebuilding was probably impossible, you are grossly underestimating the natural power of the planet. A worldwide storm is no joke, we could live on Mars sure, but what if the Earth was turned into a Martian environment in a year due to some cataclysm? How many of us would survive?

The memes about ancient humans have to be pushed back into the millions of years, but it makes sense in this context:

Earth is not the true birthplace of sentience/intelligence, just an abandoned colony.

Much like today if something happens to the Antarctic ice shelf we lose contact with one of our research stations there, and maybe they all die before they can get out, and it would take us days to send rescue helicopters to them if any survive. If in the distant past, millions of years ago, some alien things had a research outpost on Earth and it was destroyed due to a freak accident, they may have lost all contact and gone native in isolation, started fucking with the genetics of monkeys, started empires, wars with each other, if they had no capacity to rebuild their damaged ships and go back home, and if help was thousands of years away at best… you might end up with what we see on the planet today.

Five or Six aliens each staking out a region of the planet's landmass and playing a real world civ simulator, from evolution to empire.

If their biology is different than our own and they can live for very long periods of time, this would be one way to stave off the boredom waiting for rescue.

22,000 years ago their rescue arrive, they said fuck it and buried the planet under ice, hoping to cleanse or undo the mistake that was intervention with human evolution. Earth was marked as 'potentially unstable for research purposes' and they fucked off somewhere else to do their exploration. But a small pocket of humans survived and rebuilt in hopes of mimicking their creators. You see this asymmetry in the human species because it did not evolve naturally, clearly green/blue eyes and fair hair is superior in every way to the rest of mankind (beauty, creativity, intelligence) and brown eyes and dark hair is shit-tier genetics. It's crazy how nobody mentions that 'African-Americans' are just a modern slave-race created by primitive eugenics, bred for speed, strength and low intelligence. Clearly swathes of Asians were bred since prehistory for obedience and servitude, working hard and shutting the fuck up. And the northern whites were bred for conquest and expansion, that's how a tiny fucking number of vikings ended up exploring and ruling the entire world.

This is not a coincidence, it's fuckery inside the genetics of these different people. In the case of fake people like American blacks, it's just a human driven experiment at making a decent slave. In the case of ancient people throughout history, it's obviously a lineage dating back to some far older time, before accepted civilizations.

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What is this LARPing bullshit?

Finnish wewuzzery. I never thought I'd see the day.

makes sense?

Regardless, rather than questioning huwiteness, we ought to view Finns, Saami peoples as being the INDIGENOUS people of Europe.

Bumping amusing thread, half-Finn here, thanks OP.